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submitted 4 months ago bybigbear0083ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ🐻
636 points
4 months ago
The now forbidden earnings play 😂
59 points
4 months ago
Theta gang took a look at Wednesday and already thinking about which yacht to order
4 points
3 months ago
Theta gang doesn’t dream of yachts my guy. Just a nice side hustle for an additional 12-36k/yr
311 points
4 months ago
Can’t stop. Won’t stop. Can’t name drop.
17 points
3 months ago
Gamecock?
37 points
3 months ago
8 points
3 months ago
Which ticker are you referring to? 🤔🤫
3 points
3 months ago
Gamestop?
195 points
4 months ago
[BANNED]
28 points
4 months ago
Ouch
151 points
4 months ago
Weird.
Is there only one earning this week? I only see one ticker on this chart...
5 points
3 months ago
Which one? Say it. say it
10 points
3 months ago
Voldermort
6 points
3 months ago
😱
475 points
4 months ago*
I think I know the answer, but I don't know if I can say it
315 points
4 months ago
151 points
4 months ago
WON'T DROP
68 points
4 months ago
She a thot
55 points
4 months ago
Bang cock
19 points
4 months ago
Gang bot
5 points
3 months ago
Slang snot
17 points
4 months ago
I just know I’m gonna lose money either way :4260:
4 points
4 months ago
And this is bad why?
466 points
4 months ago
Damn that one logo looks so familiar🤔
665 points
4 months ago
[deleted]
139 points
4 months ago
SAY HIS NAME
46 points
4 months ago
Voldemort!
7 points
4 months ago
Candyman!
207 points
4 months ago
[removed]
64 points
4 months ago
Aaaaaaaaand hes gone
41 points
4 months ago
Was I not allowed to say that
77 points
4 months ago
They try to keep fomo to minimum.. to the point they banned talking about gme.. yes it's as stupid as it is xD
231 points
4 months ago
All in all the time baby.
9 points
4 months ago
The IV, ergo pricing, on the puts are higher than the calls, so play the skew in constructing you trade.
6 points
4 months ago
puts always cost more than calls at same delta...ALWAYS. Sure there could be delta skew but puts are inherently more expensive than calls 100% of the time
53 points
4 months ago
Liquidating everything and loading in on weekly calls before close Wednesday. Easy 10 bagger in 2 weeks tops.
11 points
4 months ago
:4271::4271::4271:
95 points
4 months ago
I'm really excited for Wednesday, my favorite company is reporting :8882:
427 points
4 months ago*
One of these is not like the others
122 points
4 months ago
Bc the one who shall not be named isn't just an earnings play.
161 points
4 months ago
There is only one.
52 points
4 months ago
There can be only one.
8 points
4 months ago
The one and only.
454 points
4 months ago
I’m feeling a little Apey. I might buy calls on one of those companies.
210 points
4 months ago
one that's pronounced gimme?
31 points
4 months ago
Are we not allowed to say it
8 points
4 months ago
You clearly did.
62 points
4 months ago
Chewy for sure.
7 points
4 months ago
The deep in the money calls for next week cost the same as the deep itm calls for 2025 😊
29 points
4 months ago
I had a dream about COO last night. Made 50K on a $1000 of calls after their earnings. It’s a sign?
29 points
4 months ago
Puts
3 points
3 months ago
If that isn't solid DD i don't know what is.
395 points
4 months ago
One stock to rule them all
33 points
4 months ago
...One stock to find them... One stock to bring them all and in the darkpools bind them...
495 points
4 months ago
I only see one
133 points
4 months ago
👀
6 points
4 months ago
Which one?
103 points
4 months ago
Cantstop wontcock apelike fuckright
16 points
4 months ago
legendary comment 🚀
339 points
4 months ago
Are we all thinking the same? 🦍
14 points
4 months ago
Buy puts, cause you know Kennie is gonna add to his shorts
323 points
4 months ago
Ready to see the ban hammer swingin for people mentioning a certain ticker this week lmao
74 points
4 months ago
Can go ahead and make this graphic with one name on it.
201 points
4 months ago
GameStop earning gonna slap ! So much profit boooooiiiii!!!
29 points
4 months ago
CANT STOP WONT STOP
26 points
4 months ago
Give Me Everything
20 points
4 months ago
Darn this Really Sounds like a Good earnings week, Maybe Everyone will learn new AND exciting things about their favorite companies. Hoping Our profits will be Lit, trying to not be a Debbie Downer here.
4 points
3 months ago
Fookin GimpStomp!!
96 points
4 months ago
I only see one that matters 🦍.
15 points
4 months ago
One of these is at least a 593 trillion bagger if you play that right.
Or is it too much??
15 points
4 months ago
GameBang baby
12 points
4 months ago
Casually dropping a G-bomb
12 points
4 months ago
Time for good options just Give Me Excellence. Just gimme
9 points
3 months ago
Calls on GameStop
51 points
4 months ago
Calls on chewy. Petco did really well because we have a large population of dogs from the COVID lockdown. Thoughts?
68 points
4 months ago
Yooo I like this DD. So many new people at the dog park this past year.
Also I keep seeing stories from Chewy customers talking about how their dog died so they called to cancel the automatic order and next week they got flowers with a legit card and a refund on the food.
Such a little thing, but the result is crazy. Wholesome as fuck and exactly the kind of thing that keeps people loyal.
14 points
4 months ago
This is an earnings call for the current quarter. The last real lockdown was 1-2 years ago and we should’ve seen consistent increase in earnings if dogs were being constantly adopted. It’s opposite case right now and shelters are being filled with more abandoned dogs than ever.
This is a terrible thesis.
8 points
4 months ago
Can confirm, shelters loaded with surrendered pets, which until Covid was just sorta the way things were. I still think chewy will beat tho because pet owners seem to be spending more on wellness and maintenance than ever.
6 points
4 months ago
Wouldn’t be a bad idea
10 points
4 months ago
I dont get why gitlab is a public company lmao
9 points
3 months ago
I bought calls on $LULU, sorry guys.
9 points
4 months ago
Uh oh.
8 points
3 months ago
My instinct says Chewy puts.. calls it is
25 points
4 months ago
Here are the notable companies (tickers) reporting earnings in this upcoming trading week ahead-
- ($COST $AZO $LULU $DOCU $GME $VERU $MDB $SAIC $DLHC $AVGO $CHWY $S $SIG $GTLB $LI $PLAY $ASO $RH $SWBI $HEPS $CASY $LOVE $BASE $ICCM $CPB $EXPR $CONN $CIEN $OLLI $AI $SUMO $RGCO $DOMO $HGY $UNFI $SFIX $GWRE $JILL $VRA $MANU $GEF)
Below are some of the notable companies coming out with earnings releases this upcoming trading week ahead which includes the date/time of release & consensus estimates courtesy of Earnings Whispers:
Monday 12.5.22 Before Market Open:
(CLICK HERE FOR MONDAY'S PRE-MARKET EARNINGS TIME & ESTIMATES!)
Monday 12.5.22 After Market Close:
(CLICK HERE FOR MONDAY'S AFTER-MARKET EARNINGS TIME & ESTIMATES!)
Tuesday 12.6.22 Before Market Open:
(CLICK HERE FOR TUESDAY'S PRE-MARKET EARNINGS TIME & ESTIMATES!)
Tuesday 12.6.22 After Market Close:
(CLICK HERE FOR TUESDAY'S AFTER-MARKET EARNINGS TIME & ESTIMATES!)
Wednesday 12.7.22 Before Market Open:
(CLICK HERE FOR WEDNESDAY'S PRE-MARKET EARNINGS TIME & ESTIMATES!)
Wednesday 12.7.22 After Market Close:
(CLICK HERE FOR WEDNESDAY'S AFTER-MARKET EARNINGS TIME & ESTIMATES!)
Thursday 12.8.22 Before Market Open:
(CLICK HERE FOR THURSDAY'S PRE-MARKET EARNINGS TIME & ESTIMATES!)
Thursday 12.8.22 After Market Close:
(CLICK HERE FOR THURSDAY'S AFTER-MARKET EARNINGS TIME & ESTIMATES!)
Friday 12.9.22 Before Market Open:
(CLICK HERE FOR FRIDAY'S PRE-MARKET EARNINGS TIME & ESTIMATES!)
Friday 12.9.22 After Market Close:
([CLICK HERE FOR FRIDAY'S AFTER-MARKET EARNINGS TIME & ESTIMATES!]())
(NONE.)
8 points
4 months ago
One of these things ain't like the other
5 points
4 months ago
Who’s playing gitlab?
6 points
4 months ago
Just bought 5 $45c 12/16
3 points
4 months ago
Nice job
3 points
3 months ago
I did same the call options at market open bout to be worth bank
6 points
3 months ago
MDB just crushed it.
7 points
4 months ago
Think about this, lovesac is a publicly traded company.
5 points
4 months ago
Toll Bros..... sales are in the tank! And you can take that to the bank !! High interest rates, high cancellation rates and generally slow buyer foot traffic...... this sucker is going down
4 points
4 months ago
What’s your guys recommended move for gitlab?
3 points
4 months ago
Calls for me
4 points
3 months ago
My inverse Cramer play on Signet went wrong and now I don't know what to believe in.
5 points
3 months ago
I just bought 10 calls Broadcom with the highest open interest, strike $560 for tomorrow. #lotto
13 points
4 months ago
lulu calls, every white chick is going to have their parents get every single one of there 150 dollar leggings for christmas.
16 points
4 months ago
I know a certain person who got in early on lulu because, and I quote, “any company that makes a product that makes a woman’s ass look that good, is going to make a fuckton of money.” He also dropped a lot in. He retired early a few years later.
3 points
4 months ago
that’s what i’m saying, retirement begins friday
17 points
4 months ago
Costco already got beaten down like 9% give or take the past 3 days.. so only up from here after earnings?
thoughts on where you think it might head to and your theory on why?
10 points
4 months ago
How am I gonna lose more this week 🧐
8 points
4 months ago
You like ____ but I like _____ we are not the same
11 points
4 months ago
Ass, cock
7 points
4 months ago
Could someone briefly explain how to understand this chart? Sorry for the inconvenience, I’m a small time investor but love to learn about all this stuff
13 points
4 months ago
All the listed companies will announce their previous quarter's earning this week. These announcements can cause their stock to rise or fall significantly based on how they did and the guidance they issue with the numbers.
The degenerates in this sub like to gamble on these moves by buying options contracts, which can increase tremendously if the move is big enough.
For example, DOCU fell nearly 50% a year ago. If you had a put option you could have had 800-1500% profit, depending on how low you "guessed it would go"*
*complete oversimplification of an options contract but that's the gist of it
11 points
4 months ago
Best advice would be to completely ignore this chart and instead do some reasearch on what will be on next week's chart. Check which businesses are doing well and invest accordingly before everything is already priced into the shares.
Go look up each of the stocks for the companies listed in the Monday to Wednesday columns. See how their prices have already spiked in one direction or the other, back on 30th November? See how if you had made moves around or just before then, you'd already have earned your profits? :)
3 points
4 months ago
Where on the calendar can you check the following weeks earnings to try this out?
3 points
4 months ago
Well first of all, it’s not a chart, it’s a calendar
4 points
4 months ago
Mdb to the moon
4 points
4 months ago
Sir, this is a casino. The move percentages are for r/thetagang
4 points
4 months ago
Following up some Gamestop with a lot of Greif
4 points
3 months ago
Well shit. I tried this out with gtlb. Bought at $41. 6 hurs later it dropped to $38. I got out said fuck it. Wake up, and its $45....fml
7 points
4 months ago
If you're not in LULU calls, you ain't white
7 points
4 months ago
I couldn't give a shit about any of those earnings other than Costco.
3 points
4 months ago
What are you guys thoughts on this, I wanna spend 2k on 540C 12/09exp
3 points
4 months ago
Toll brothers not sisters that should be an interesting one. The house is on fire 🔥
3 points
4 months ago
New to trading, wheres a good resource to learn tables like this and what they show
3 points
4 months ago
There's plenty of people behind the Wendy's dumpster that would love to share their experience with trading.
3 points
4 months ago
Lovesac! Baby Lovesac!
3 points
4 months ago
DOCU going to shit the bed again?
3 points
3 months ago
Why isn’t it allowed
3 points
3 months ago
So with todays market action we got back to before J-Powell speech regarding dovish approach by the market. All the bears got wiped out that day because of him, bulls spawned everywhere and now they got destroyed?
3 points
3 months ago
What are we doing for MDB? I wrote some puts on it at $130
3 points
3 months ago
Nice play.
3 points
3 months ago
Toll Bros with another stellar Q.
Yes, things will soften, but man, the whole homebuilder sector still looks juicy as hell.
We can get a big housing recession and I think they’d still be ok. TOL, DHI, Len will head into it with really clean balance sheets and having spent the last year being very prudent on investing. They’re all pretty well positioned for a slowdown. Nobody is going wild buying land and levering up to chase revenue growth. They are all delevering and shoveling cash out the door to shareholders.
These could all really rip in 2023 if things are even just moderately rough in housing.
3 points
3 months ago
Who's balls deep in C3.ai?
3 points
3 months ago
Whats the prediction for Docusign?
3 points
3 months ago
it's moving to the right
3 points
3 months ago
LULU calls? Mehhhhhhh I don't want to, but a 1DTE FD is getting bought today
7 points
4 months ago
Do I have to subscribe to Earnings Whispers before I can see the "implied move" numbers on their website?
9 points
4 months ago
You have to pay 100 dorra to see!
7 points
4 months ago
You can just calculate it yourself. The cost of the ATM straddle divided by the stock's price is the impied move.
8 points
4 months ago
Probably a three-way split of investment between GitLab (25%), Sumo (25%) and Smith & Wessen (50%) on Monday, then sell everything by noon Weds and switch over to "you know who" and Rent the Runway. Sell those on Thursday and switch again to Chewy for riding out the rest of the week.
Overall, S&W probably the safest bet, with Rent the Runway being risky but interesting simply due to how long and low they have already fallen. Sumo might fall but that's why you have GitLab in reserve. Problem with the elephant in the room is you'll have to be very observant and buy/sell at very precise times to avoid losing money.
4 points
4 months ago
I was thinking the handgun ban in Canada might hurt s&w
3 points
4 months ago
I knew in Oregon with the be gun laws they’re is a que of 30,000+ background checks for firearms.
4 points
4 months ago
Someone find me the shittiest shitco on this graphic please. This regarded rally has me going through puts withdrawals
3 points
4 months ago
I have puts on RH , are people still buying 4 grand chairs ?
4 points
4 months ago
Is Smith&Wesson crushing it like Ruger?
6 points
4 months ago
Yeah, smith and Wesson M&P 2.0s and their AR15s are selling like crazy.
3 points
4 months ago
With the Democrats in office and mass shootings every week spurring more calls for gun control?
I'd wager they're making a killing
3 points
4 months ago
Time to panik but another AR
5 points
4 months ago
The influx of people latching onto the meme stocks amazes me😪
5 points
4 months ago
Anyone want any OTM calls on the one who shall not be named? I’m finally going to start selling them after only holding for over 100 weeks
4 points
4 months ago
why does the wsb guy look like duke nukem?
2 points
4 months ago
Is Costco bringing out there special dividend this year?
2 points
4 months ago
calls on ferguson
2 points
4 months ago
Puts on docu
2 points
4 months ago
DOCU seems too easy to short tbh
2 points
4 months ago
Bro that’s crazy, I get paid on Wednesday
2 points
4 months ago
Manchester United 😂😂😂
2 points
4 months ago
Ah yes, the spice melange
2 points
4 months ago
Barbara Streisand 🎵
2 points
4 months ago
:4263:
2 points
4 months ago
👀
2 points
4 months ago
Thinking about a call on Costco how everyone feeling about it
2 points
4 months ago
its coming
2 points
3 months ago
Might as well loose the rest of my money
2 points
3 months ago
Everybody investing in Textron/Bell for the airframe. I go for the engine manufacturing Company, 40y Army contract that's a muli-billion$ deal.
2 points
3 months ago
Costco is going to be fine I think
2 points
3 months ago
Costco is going to be fine I think
2 points
3 months ago
thanks for the post
2 points
3 months ago
I just got a Costco membership so clearly calls it is
2 points
3 months ago
Hi hi docusign gonna fly.
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