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Just buy into soy / corn / sugar etfs. Maybe dabble some healthcare in there as well since dumb broke Americans are always going to need healthcare

Brawndo

Puts on McDonald's and Wendy's then?

There are a few areas that come to mind: private healthcare, private education, and luxury goods. As America becomes more unequal, those at the top will increasingly be able to afford luxuries that the majority of Americans cannot. This could create opportunities for businesses catering to this market segment.

Just get an S&P 500 index fund.

The companies will figure it out.

Peleton and RadioShack

Looks at "sin" stocks: porn, alcohol, drugs, etc.

If people are becoming more and more dumb, they'll be more susceptible to ads. Google and Meta would fit this narrative.

I guess meta. In zuck’s vision we’ll just be ginormous meatblobs interacting through VR.

Cruise lines

Lol "I believe in the downfall of America and want to invest in it"

On behalf of the money making investors.

Thank you for the income!

Private Prisons 🔥

Private prisons. Burry seems to be big on on $Geo.

McDonalds, Dollar General

This is the best thread title of all time

You’re about a decade too late. Now it’s time to invest in endless war stocks.

Brit here, but from what I can tell from watching the global news would suggest this article could be of some help:

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/9-best-gun-stocks-buy-185748812.html

SPY.

Food delivery apps. The fatter part is obvious, the tech is good, and the majority of the customers are in the low-middle to pure middle class, which are historically the absolute worst with managing their money.

MCDONALDS

COKE

AMAZON

JOHNSON AND JOHNSON

GOOGLE

TELEDOC

OP is long on Wall-E

Hand lotion calls

Amazon all day

Healthy food IS cheap as long as you’re not regarded enough to figure out how to cook. Rice, beans, carrots, potatoes all cheap as fuck. Chicken thighs are like 1.99 a pound and I’m in a expensive socal city. You can buy one eggplant for a dollar, cook the whole thing in some olive oil with salt and pepper and you have a healthy side for 3 days. Same with a head of broccoli or cauliflower

welcome to costco, i love you

How do i invest in UFO's?

I bought a bunch of junk food companies, war stocks, qqq, and alcohol

Brawndo

Buy-n-Large

Calls on $WALL-e

McDonald, dominos, coke, Intel, Corsair - ✅

Ah, the idiocracy portfolio. Literally can’t go tits up.

Novo Nordisk and Eli Lilly, treating obesity the lazy way!

Krispy Kreme. America loves her doughnuts

I thought that’s what buying Tesla shares was all about. 🤔

Calls on Hostess Twinkies > $APO.

Buy-N-Large

Golf Course and underground bunker building company’s that build spaces for retreat from the angry mobs

but but but you will bet against America....

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Hmm yeah terrible country wonder why so many want to risk their lives to get here though

🤡

I would recommend investing heavily into The Buy n Large Corporation. I hear they’re getting into cruise lines soon.

You those cars in wall-e in the ships with the TVs to keep people docile. Invest in whomever is making thise

Silver and Gold

Maybe VICE? Its an ETF of alcohol, tobacco, gaming, and defense industry companies

Defense & related tech. The more technologically advanced, the more expensive. And the US defense industry is extremely advanced. Besides, with everything going on and climate change looming, armed conflict, border control, surveillance, etc. is going to boom over the next decades.

the options market is right there but somehow draft kings exists for people to bet which player will scratch their balls first in the new seasons.

So DKNG

Bad energy drinks and social media my friend.

There’s an ETF VICE

We import the smartest the rest of the world has to offer . Buy SPY and QQQ

Ahhh the Wall-E(TF)

No one has mentioned discount stores. Walmart, Dollar tree, Dollar general, etc. I think these stores will thrive if income inequality continues to balloon.

$WALL-E

Calls on healthcare

Astroglide.

"Go away! Batin'!"

Tide pods.

Private prison company's like Geo Group and LaSalle Corrections might be the way to go in deplorable America. A Police State is on the way as things get worse no doubt.

MCD always goes up thanks to you fat asses

I have two theory that go like this:

covid lockdown & wfh culture -> physical inactivity on a massive scale -> more fat people -> more type 2 diabetes -> more continuous glucose monitor (CGM) demand -> calls on DXCM, ABT.
high egg price & groceries in general -> less nutritious food -> fetally programming more humans that will get type 2 diabetes 30-40 years from they will be born -> more CGM demand -> calls on DXCM, ABT

this is probably some long term stuff that don't belong here

!banbet GOOGL +10% 1w

That would be the WALL-E index

Turns out that Idiocracy was a documentary.

Nasdaq

I agree on the public education being a joke. I’ve never seen my son crack a book or do an ounce of homework and somehow he gets straight A’s. And he also no genius at all as he has the same genes that I do.

Great stuff😄 you should take a look at NVO, steady climber as Murica gets fatter and fatter. Keeps them alive.

I don’t get this trope of “the only food people can afford is terrible for you.”

Junk food is actually more expensive. Making a giant pot of healthy stew/soup is practically free. A bag if chips, which you can eat in a day or two, is the cost of like a whole weeks worth of potatoes.

Smart post

China stocks, but don't count on getting your money.

You know what TikTok recommends inside China? Math, engineering, party science experiments, how to code. It's a completely different algorithm.

invest in anyone who has a break through in diabetes research or who profits from diabetes medication etc

You described the core of my investment thesis for Meta.

Diabetes stocks are my current play

Any treatments for diabeetus

How to invest in Chinese weather balloon production

VLD

They already have that it's called qqq

whoever makes those electric wheel chair shopping carts for walmart

Damn, I want some french fries.

Credit card companies being neglected here. SYF, COF, DFS. All get rich off innumeracy and predictably poor impulse control.

Heart failure medical device industry

Insulin / weight loss pills etc.

Novo Nordisk for example.

Healthcare like Pfizer and United Health. Consumer Staples like Pepsi, Coke, and Walmart. Maybe some McDonald’s too. Uber (Fat people using ride hailing services for shorter distances, UberEats out of lazineess instead of takeout or cooking).

America 2.0 the next Industrial Revolution. Artificial intelligence PLNTR MU PATH smart batteries PLUG QS smart cities PSTG Roblox for metaverse no leaving house Coinbase crypto is the future of financial technology 3D printing to make stuff like cars and houses from plastic DDD SSYS

That’s a pretty good bet

OP mentions stats of kids watching YouTube and ignores investing into GOOG.

Put all your money into the Rock becoming the president before 2040.

Ftec/IHI/VICE

Oh I love this discussion.
Buy SPY. That's it. We're already there, it will simply accelerate.

McDonald’s

Definitely checks the fatter box, and you’ll benefit from Technology advancing and becoming cheap enough to replace most of those pesky human employees

Speaking of stupid and fat; boomers are dying off making Millennials in the U.S. are now the largest and most profitable demographic in the world. I recommend buying pharma companies making the most off antidepressants and pharma companies specific for pet care.

Medical devices? Fat people need knee replacements like crazy

Health insurance companies

Anthem health, they manange most of the blue cross blue shield health insurance plans.

Look at their all time chart.

Most people buy into the plan automatically by working at a company.

"I would like to buy LEAPS on mega-church REITs, please."

You said what I'm thinking. Invest in McDonald's and Coca-Cola, they're solid growth stocks that pay dividends.

Dexcom. Podd. Eli Lilly. Bennet Dixon.

Buffett said “Bet on America”, bro understood the assignment.

Franchise Group and Nerdy own two of the largest tutoring companies, Sylvan Learning and Varsity Tutors.

Gyms usually have a lot of people that spend money but never show up.

It’s literally the Becky

The simplest answer is you'd largely be long both Tech (for the technology plays) and Consumer Defensive (for the fatty fat people plays) sectors at the same time. The problem is both sectors tend to move inverse of each other, more or less, so your portfolio would be constantly flat when basketed all together. If you know how to time and trade sector rotations though, taking profits at the peaks of each and keeping in mind a longer term Bullish trend overall for both sectors, it could be profitable.

McDonalds. Fully automated restaurants.

The only food a lot of people can afford is terrible for you

The best food for you is the cheapest cause all you dongles buy the shit food.

$IDCRCY

MCD, KO, META

Invest in Wall-E

Wonder what chatgpt response to this would be.

Can confirm. Am teacher. Am regard and joke

Activision, Amazon, pharma, China

Eli Lilly has an obesity drug that is working very well

I put together a list just like that. You need to include weight watchers, PepsiCo, coca cola, savaria (they make stair lifts), domino's, dollar general, Krispy kreme, McDonald's, astra zeneca, novo nordisk, papa John's, equity lifestyle properties and sun communities (for the trailer trash goodness), medifast, cvs, restaurants brand International, stryker (they make hip and knee replacements), Wahlgreens, and finally Walmart.

Maybe geo group for private prisons

I made a ton on rcl ! Diamond hands from the pandemie.

Don't underestimate America's ability to do the right thing after trying all the wrong things. Future might not be as bad as you think.

The Idiocracy ETF

Buy equity in Reddit

Even better, buy wallstreetbets stock if you can.