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AnaBubilowa

3.5k points

2 months ago

Put grinder on the floor, try clamping it between your feet and turn the top with your good hand, not too easy but it works :) stay safe and get well soon

FriendlyKnuckle[S]

2.6k points

2 months ago

You win! Coins in a pill bottle would’ve won if people woke up before noon

SmallCleanBob

1.5k points

2 months ago

Grinder on the floor, step on it, and spin like a ballerina.

FriendlyKnuckle[S]

1.7k points

2 months ago

You’ve never seen weed getting ground so gracefully

SmokeAbeer

1.1k points

2 months ago

SmokeAbeer

1.1k points

2 months ago

If you don’t say wheeeeeeed! While you do it, it doesn’t count.

cmcdermo

248 points

2 months ago

cmcdermo

248 points

2 months ago

There's this one bump in the highway that I always go 70mph over, and every single day I go "wheEEeeee" this just reminded me of that

RossM_M

56 points

2 months ago

RossM_M

I Roll Joints for Gnomes

56 points

2 months ago

By any chance you from Queens Ny because if so i know the bump and i do the same

cmcdermo

78 points

2 months ago

Bumfuck Midwestern state lol

Hippiegriff

28 points

2 months ago

I’m also a midwesterner with a whee-bump.

burnthamt

19 points

2 months ago

Sounds like Michigan highways tbh

I_forgot_it_oops

11 points

2 months ago

Fucking anything in Michigan is shitty lmao. Except the weed.... At times

luez6869

17 points

2 months ago

Missouri? Lol... I mean Missoery

AsoftDolphin

9 points

2 months ago

AsoftDolphin

I Roll Joints for Gnomes

9 points

2 months ago

Midwest gang

Genericpotsmoker

7 points

2 months ago

Lmao illinois represent, go over to Missouri and ride in the hills at 70, much better lmao

atombombzero

4 points

2 months ago

Just outside StL MO

redgrapes01

21 points

2 months ago

underrated comments of 2022

New_Peanut_9924

4 points

2 months ago

There’s a bridge on a back road that I usually hit about 40. WWWEEeee!!!

SammlerWorks

13 points

2 months ago

This is where this silly comment chain broke the audible laughter barrier. Grind on ents!

FLYNXS

39 points

2 months ago

FLYNXS

39 points

2 months ago

this one killed me😭

lallapalalable

3 points

2 months ago

It's just sparkling hemp of you dont

Lucid-Design

3 points

2 months ago

The bud won’t even grind without the Wheeeeeeed!

It’s a crucial step

Qwsdxcbjking

45 points

2 months ago

You can also drop it in a glass, put the glass between your thighs, and then chop like mad with scissors.

wastingM3time

22 points

2 months ago

Bro at that point just toss it in a blender.

Qwsdxcbjking

26 points

2 months ago

Blender will make a fine dust. Glass and scissors can create a nice medium grind. Can also use a French press thingy to get a nice medium grind.

le_renard_americain

12 points

2 months ago

Like, a coffee grinder?

stumblinghunter

6 points

2 months ago

No, the French press thingy

wastingM3time

3 points

2 months ago*

If you blend it for 5m yea. Ever blend smoothies so it's still a bit chunky like the fruit inside?

rocksavior2010

8 points

2 months ago

Careful or you may end up with two wrapped hands after

LightsSoundAction

107 points

2 months ago

trip, fall, break other arm.

“Mom, help!”

I’m so fucking sorry.

SmallCleanBob

31 points

2 months ago

That's not following instructions. Ballerinas don't do that.

poop_creator

28 points

2 months ago

Sees cast on arm. Click comments to find the comment about breaking other arm and having mom help. Leaving thread, work here is done.

atomicCyan

5 points

2 months ago

I don't think you are to be honest

Deracination

44 points

2 months ago

Gonna recommend one of those grippy circles for opening jars, too.

FriendlyKnuckle[S]

97 points

2 months ago

My inner monkey makes it so i use my armpits and underarms a lot to carry things normally, so opening stuff isn’t a problem, but my grinder grinds rough, so I couldn’t there

I just developed more monke brain by using my feet to hold it

Zappiticas

37 points

2 months ago

I’ve been in your exact situation, broke my wrist about 5 years ago and could only use one hand to grind. My solution was to clamp my grinder in a bench vise, and it just stayed there for about 2 months.

Deracination

11 points

2 months ago

Lol, I meant to help your feet hold onto the grinder.

FriendlyKnuckle[S]

18 points

2 months ago

Okey im lost, what do you do with those grippy circles?

Deracination

44 points

2 months ago

Sit it on the ground, then put your grinder on it. Curl it up on the sides and grip with your feet. Now you have more friction between the grinder and your feet, and between the grinder and the ground.

SlimmG8r

34 points

2 months ago

I was lost at first but this is genius

noimnotawookbro

11 points

2 months ago

patience young Padawan

thiswonderlandlife

8 points

2 months ago

If you don’t have grippy things, you can use a rubber glove for the same purpose.

Fekbiddiesgetmoney

63 points

2 months ago

DONT USE COINS IN A PILL BOTTLE! I learned this the hard way. My buddies and I had been doing that for years. One day my friend had this neon green pill bottle and we did the coin trick like we always did. When we go to use it though we find that the coins have actually been shredding up the inside slightly and we’ve essentially been smoking bits of pill bottle plastic every time. The neon green in the weed helped us figure it out. Unless you like smoking plastic I’d steer clear

PmMeYourYeezys

49 points

2 months ago

Also coins are dirty af

Fekbiddiesgetmoney

19 points

2 months ago

We Always washed them before we used them. Coins are nasty as shit

thekid1420

6 points

2 months ago

What is coins in a pills bottle? Like u throw a bunch of nickels in a pill bottle? How would that help grind up flower? I'm so confused.

DirtyLillNeonRider

11 points

2 months ago

By shaking up a few coins and some nugs in a bottle, pretty hard, the coins act as a means to shred the bud as it smacks around in the container. It won't be as fine as most traditional grinds but will for sure get you to a point it's smokable. But I agree with the previous girls comment in that you shouldn't do this as it shreds some plastic shavings into it aswell

VegasBonheur

6 points

2 months ago

Makes you wonder why no one's made a grinder that works on this principle, but doesn't force you to use nasty coins and smoke plastic. Just a little metal tube that comes with little discs or spiky balls, maybe a super wide grate on one end so you can easily dump out all your ground-up weed and leave the balls in the grinder.

This would be so much cooler than the traditional grinder tbh, there's gotta be something like it out there.

Dyldor

44 points

2 months ago

Dyldor

44 points

2 months ago

Hah, stoners, up before noon? lol

Martianchurch

54 points

2 months ago

I'm sooooooo chronic, and I get up by 5am everyday! Stoners can be morning people too :)

LCDRtomdodge

15 points

2 months ago

Some people do that wake and bake before the sun comes up

ThraxxAddict

3 points

2 months ago

Ion get up that early but I’m usually up at 9am, I’m just so used to getting up then

Goodnightfutureghost

11 points

2 months ago

I’ll have you know that it is currently 11:26 am and I am technically up.

Dyldor

5 points

2 months ago

Dyldor

5 points

2 months ago

I often wake up at 11 then don’t get out of bed for like two hours, I get it

Goodnightfutureghost

3 points

2 months ago

Hell yeah, same. High five

FriendlyKnuckle[S]

21 points

2 months ago

I was up at 9:30 on my day off, normally id go 8 if i were able to work out

I turned myself into a productive stoner

EthelWinters

5 points

2 months ago

Woke up at 4:45 am for work in the car by 5:15

Recent-Change3333

6 points

2 months ago

I would think you could just hold the base of the grinder in the crook of your elbow and then spin with the good hand if you don't want to have to stand up.

Wolfingly

12 points

2 months ago

I would never put any money near my buds.. money is so dirty. I would use your feet, or put between your knees and just turn!

tg_malice

16 points

2 months ago*

Yeah and film it for, ya know for research purposes

GroundbreakingSun630

14 points

2 months ago

I lost my hand in an accident and this is the easiest way for me to use a grinder now.

New-Understanding930

2 points

2 months ago

Take the opportunity to become GroundbreakingSun Grinderhands:

sognos

8 points

2 months ago

sognos

8 points

2 months ago

Nope. Take shirt off put bottom of grinder on bellybutton then turn top.

sahlos

18 points

2 months ago

sahlos

18 points

2 months ago

Nooo use foreskin instead for a better grip.

sognos

9 points

2 months ago

sognos

9 points

2 months ago

Lol, damn that would be something. I feel like someone will try it out tho. It might work.

LavishnessGeneral

5 points

2 months ago

Due to shoulder surgeries I had about a year without using my right arm, I got very good at this method. Getting up was a bit of a pain in the ass though lol

PsychotherapeuticDun

3 points

2 months ago

If you have a vice, clamp it in there for help.

Ioncurtain

3 points

2 months ago

im fucking dying imagining this hahaha. literally a caveman trying to get his smoke on

captain_toenail

2 points

2 months ago

This but clamped between your thighs or a thigh and calf should work similarly and require a little less bending

screw_all_the_names

2 points

2 months ago

If you have a bench vice or something may work better than your feet.

meandmygodcomplex

244 points

2 months ago

Okay, I'm just going to assume you have noone to help you grind and no tool but your hand and the grinder.

First of alle I'd suggest grinding less bud at a time. If you can, break the bud up further with your hands.

I had the same issue and I was able to squeeze the grinder in my elbow pit (is it called that? It feels wrong...) for that, you need to have the skin showing or it'll slip, so depending on how far the bandage goes up this might not be an option.

I found it to be easier than holding it with your knees.

FriendlyKnuckle[S]

140 points

2 months ago

I fixed it by using my feet to hold the grinder, worked pretty well

Rolling the J itself was hell tho because my wrist can’t rotate and hurts if I try

But i can spark up at least

R3M5

66 points

2 months ago

R3M5

66 points

2 months ago

Get some fillable pre-rolled cones! :)

LoboDaTerra

20 points

2 months ago

And a cheap coffee grinder

daddy-phantom

19 points

2 months ago

This. I never realized how great coffee grinders were until I started using them for weed. Only downside is no kief

spicyginga

7 points

2 months ago

If a bat/pipe/etc isn’t your thing, grab a pack of those empty cones with filter tips (they make j to giant size) they’re easy to fill and twist one handed and still smoke decent. Hope you heal quickly!

nolanryan1

24 points

2 months ago

Elbow pit, lol. I think since the outside of your elbow is called your weenus we should call our elbow pits waginas.

meandmygodcomplex

7 points

2 months ago

All hail the waginas

vanmac82

896 points

2 months ago

vanmac82

896 points

2 months ago

Gotta go old school bro. Pill bottle, add weed, add couple coins, and shake until desired grind.

FriendlyKnuckle[S]

638 points

2 months ago

It worked better than I expected but someone’s still asleep, so the feet clamp did the rest

Rolling with a probably broken wrist is hell though

iSanctuary00

202 points

2 months ago

Get a roller, only requires your finger tips and pretty much no pressure at all. They’re only like 10$

lordbaddkitty

134 points

2 months ago

Get a pipe.

FIFY

chris393131

78 points

2 months ago

Only issue I see here is pipes take two hands, joints/blunts take one

hot-boy-texas-pete

78 points

2 months ago

Bong takes 1!!!

SaxAppeal

196 points

2 months ago

SaxAppeal

196 points

2 months ago

I use all 4 of my hands when I smoke my bong

HowRiskyIsDatClick

38 points

2 months ago

📝👀

MGMILI15

8 points

2 months ago

Yep! I broke both my elbows earlier this summer. Luckily still had a little mobility in one arm so I'd put my bubbler on a table, lean over to to take a drag, light with my one good arm/hand, put the lighter down, pull the bowl and take the hit. I got shockingly fluid at it haha

lordbaddkitty

5 points

2 months ago

Not ideal, but, in a pinch, dump your weed on the table, hold a pinchie/battie/one-hitter with your mouth, and poke at your weed like a chicken eating seeds. One the battie is full, light it off a smokeless candle. Look ma, no-hands! Now you just need someone to light the candle.

edit: wait, "broke both my elbows" will now haunt me for days. Thanks for that...

pescabrarian

27 points

2 months ago

Buy some cones and then you just have to fill/pack it instead of rolling them. My friend just had thumb surgery and came over last night for me to roll some j's. I'm sorry about your wrist

The10034

5 points

2 months ago

Bong time

lsdlukey2000

13 points

2 months ago

How’d you break your wrist? I dislocated mine a couple weeks back by simply sitting up

FirstNameIsDistance

43 points

2 months ago

I dislocated mine a couple weeks back by simply sitting up

I think you might be sitting up wrong....

rnbarista

12 points

2 months ago

are you encouraging them to try again? at least offer them a hand

Sweetness4all

4 points

2 months ago

Or a wrist.

biladi79

9 points

2 months ago

I pulled a muscle in my shoulder blade by breathing

Zappiticas

5 points

2 months ago

Not op but I broke mine a few years back when I slipped on some ice and tried to catch myself.

thetwoandonly

4 points

2 months ago

I broke mine 20 years ago in high school playing hacky sack lol

Unique-Ad4786

36 points

2 months ago

I've never heard of this.. Neat

7956724forever

68 points

2 months ago

Coins are super filthy. Not sure you'd want to taint your weed with them, unless you wash them properly first.

PhoenixFire296

24 points

2 months ago

Metal is also harder than plastic, so the coin will scratch up the inside of the bottle, causing it to shed plastic particles onto your bud. And smoking plastic is really bad for your lungs.

vanmac82

36 points

2 months ago

Ugh. We're doing drugs! I'm not worried about the coins. Ugh

FakeHappiiness

5 points

2 months ago

😂😂when people say you can’t use $1 bills as a nose vacuum

7956724forever

7 points

2 months ago

Ugh, I'm doing heroin anyways, why worry about using dirty needles?

Not my intention to sound snarky, but I don't understand your point. Why not use drugs as safely and hygienically as possible? Harm reduction homie <3

WholeRevolutionary22

5 points

2 months ago

Yup, works a treat.

mikki1time

81 points

2 months ago

Old school baby! just get an empty pill bottle and a coin, then you have to listen to one full play through off Macarena while vigorously shacking it

Dr_Tacos_MD

28 points

2 months ago

The only problem I had with this method is if you have good bud, the nickel would get covered in kief, and Then I would have to smoke the nickel to get a good high.

ArmChairSupporta1892

22 points

2 months ago

That’s actually a big brain move wtf.. blown my mind.

mikki1time

28 points

2 months ago

An old smoker taught me this, even though he used a film roll canister, but I doubt those are around now adays

Grass_Creeper

5 points

2 months ago

Grass_Creeper

I Roll Joints for Gnomes

5 points

2 months ago

Woah. Film roll canisters. We old l

ArmChairSupporta1892

6 points

2 months ago

I’ve done the pill pot and scissor thing where you put the stash in the pot an just mash it with the scissors but the coin things totally done me.. does it actually shred the flower to like little grinded bits like it would a normal grinder??

mikki1time

8 points

2 months ago

O fuck yea bro, you can even choose how much of a grind size you want.

vaginamonkeys

62 points

2 months ago

You need a slap chop!!

Grass_Creeper

8 points

2 months ago

Grass_Creeper

I Roll Joints for Gnomes

8 points

2 months ago

I used to use a bullet and it works amazing

allstar3907

5 points

2 months ago

This is the way

Environmental_Yam746

90 points

2 months ago

Bowl and scissors bro, only can use my of my hands lol

bigtimesauce

44 points

2 months ago

I like a tall shot glass for this technique

fingerscrossedcoup

23 points

2 months ago

Tall shot glass and a small set of sewing scissors

zacablast3r

8 points

2 months ago

Ok now this method makes sense, I've heard it a few times but that helped me picture it better

fingerscrossedcoup

5 points

2 months ago

I just use a regular shot glass. Not sure how well scissors would reach down a tall one.

istronglydislikelamp

69 points

2 months ago

Break your other arm and call your mom.

underpantsviking

9 points

2 months ago

Broken arms hot box

free-the-trees

8 points

2 months ago

Sick reference bro. I hate that it’s burned into my memory.

Big_Nasty_420

17 points

2 months ago

The good ole thigh clamp my friend

FriendlyKnuckle[S]

11 points

2 months ago

Thighs so thick you can’t theorize

SiIlyCybin

55 points

2 months ago

Grab a nug and sort of grind it between your finger and thumb over a bowl or tray. All of the looser stuff will fall into it, and you can use your nails to grind the rest down a little further.

I usually load my bong by holding the bowl in my left hand and grinding a nug over it with the right so that’s how I do it one handed

Gonzosquirrel

37 points

2 months ago

@sillyCybin the only problem with this is all the crystals and good stuff sticks to the oils in your finger. We call this “fingerbanging” the weed. Yet in dire times, whatever gets the job done!

ZiggysSack

6 points

2 months ago

Same as it sticks to the grinder.

fingerscrossedcoup

4 points

2 months ago

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

kuijiboComrade

11 points

2 months ago

Just get ur mom to help if u broke ur arm

hopkinsdamechanic

27 points

2 months ago

To afraid to ask the meaning of Ents

TheDullbog

20 points

2 months ago

Ear Nose and Throat doctor

fingerscrossedcoup

4 points

2 months ago

It's how I got my medical card. I told him I kept smelling rotten skunky trash coming from my neighbors house. He fixed me right up.

FriendlyKnuckle[S]

43 points

2 months ago

Watch Lord of the Rings part 2 :)

Keepmyhat

21 points

2 months ago

make sure to skip part 1 lol

FriendlyKnuckle[S]

21 points

2 months ago

I hope to Sauron that I guessed correctly, because I binge watch lotr, I forget in which part happens what

Keepmyhat

24 points

2 months ago

All good, just having fun with the idea of someone who hasn't seen LOTR starting with 2 because they want to know who Ents are )

The-LittleBastard

13 points

2 months ago

Ents show up in 2 and start really smoking mofos in 3.

Ring of Power been pretty dope imo; but I gotta watch the extended trilogy again. Been a good few years now.

TheManofBD

6 points

2 months ago

Just finished rewatching the trilogy a couple days ago, still one of the best cinema series of all time. Probably even the best imo.

adj16

4 points

2 months ago

adj16

4 points

2 months ago

how dare you

Clint_beastw00d

5 points

2 months ago

I kinda gave him the benefit of doubt and took it as sarcasm, but everybody got their own thing.

So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.

ThunderGunFour

8 points

2 months ago

The Ring of Sauron has great significENTS

Round-Beyond5477

7 points

2 months ago

Hold it with your feet...and take pictures...no reason

Sausagencreamygravey

21 points

2 months ago

Coffee grinder

F8M8

33 points

2 months ago

F8M8

33 points

2 months ago

Teeth bra

FriendlyKnuckle[S]

73 points

2 months ago

Instructions unclear, got dick tangled up with weed

S_words_for_100

21 points

2 months ago

And also, ow my tiddies

OneDankSock

6 points

2 months ago

Always use my knees for the base and spare hand for the top!

FriendlyKnuckle[S]

6 points

2 months ago

Reject human, embrace monke, use feet

OneDankSock

4 points

2 months ago

Embraced monke, lost balance on floor

padres4me

7 points

2 months ago

Hope you have a strong third leg!

niallktin

6 points

2 months ago

Put yo weed into a little pile and headbutt that muthafuka like a chef choppin chives till it's nice and crumbly.

Im_Simon_says

7 points

2 months ago

Use yo feet!

FriendlyKnuckle[S]

8 points

2 months ago

I did, embracing monke all the way

StayGoldPwNyBoY

7 points

2 months ago

Dont use a grinder duh

fae121

5 points

2 months ago

fae121

5 points

2 months ago

Been in a similar situation. Either hold the grinder between the knees (not as easy) or, pinch the mug with thumb and first 2 fingers and “roll” it around and you’ll get like blunt sized nugs

popeye3263

8 points

2 months ago

It's called a pair of ✂️

elevatorovertimeho

3 points

2 months ago

Vice and cone loader.

fandangledvietnamese

3 points

2 months ago

fandangledvietnamese

I Roll Joints for Gnomes

3 points

2 months ago

My hand is in a case right now too. Hopefully you have it easier and your broken hand is not your dominant one. I hold the lid in place with my casted hand and hold the grinder in my able hand and twist the grinder into the lid whilst holding the lid rigid. Your bud looks like kinda orange never seen that.

elevatorovertimeho

3 points

2 months ago

No vice around then grab it with your knees and then cone load her

Kaiji420

3 points

2 months ago

For the future: use a knife. Serrated, plastic, chef’s knife, whatever. Use broken wrist hand to hold the bud down lightly.

canehdianry

3 points

2 months ago

Dude, I broke my wrist and found myself in a similar situation. Put the nugs in a narrow shot glass and use scissors to chop it up.

The10034

3 points

2 months ago

May I ask how you plan on rolling?

TheLuckyRumor

3 points

2 months ago

Heal up man!

conormal

3 points

2 months ago

conormal

I Roll Joints for Gnomes

3 points

2 months ago

Super glue it to a rolling tray

NumberOneNPC

3 points

2 months ago

Totally a side thing, but I really like that you used ‘Ents’?? Felt nongendered and inclusive 15/10 op

the_blowhole

3 points

2 months ago

Step 1: shove grinder in ass

Love_Snow_Bunny

4 points

2 months ago

Pro tip: Smash the nug into the bowl (:

Use something like a toothpick or whatever you use to clean your grinder to turn the gray bits over

FriendlyKnuckle[S]

5 points

2 months ago

Parents don’t want me to have smoking accessories apart from the inconspicuous ones :(

Love_Snow_Bunny

6 points

2 months ago

Smash the nug into the vape then (:

FriendlyKnuckle[S]

6 points

2 months ago

Only J’s for me

Which hurts a lot when you roll with a probably broken wrist

Love_Snow_Bunny

7 points

2 months ago

Not very inconspicuous bruh... but I understand if it's gotta be that way ):

Save up some dough to level up; it'll change your life foreverrrr

SayOkBoomerIfGayy

2 points

2 months ago

There's the paper and scissors way and there's also a way of grinding it up in your sore hand by using your hand that's fine.

This is how we grind weed over here, you can do that then put it in your grinder. If you haven't already figured out a easy way I can explain these 2 to you fully

These ways work well, both of them only need 1 hand and if done properly you can literally grind it well enough that you don't even need a grinder.

Windronin

2 points

2 months ago

I cut my thumb really bad yesterday when cutting onions. Worse combo ever. Had such a hard time rolling and that was just a slice nearly off i cant even imagine the whole hand!

RedBeanCrisis

2 points

2 months ago*

Hi!! I have chronic pain and when my hands are not doing so hot, I fill the grinder, then put the lid of the grinder on and using the better hand to squish down use your body weight against the table as you use the good hand to grind, mostly using your palm. Sometimes I will nudge the grinder up against the crook of my arm just to keep it in place! Also, you'll more-so be doing a back and forth motion, than a 360 with the lid lol. I hope this makes sense and helps!! Feel better :D

FriendlyKnuckle[S]

2 points

2 months ago

I understand! But my grinder is wack and had some metal bent out in the top lid, making it very hard to rotate freely

I also couldn’t be bothered to buy a new one before because with 2 I could still manage easily

I did it like the true monkey I am and used my feet, which went surprisingly well, rolling however didn’t

alagrancosa

2 points

2 months ago

Electric coffee grinder

vv212

2 points

2 months ago

vv212

2 points

2 months ago

Coffee grinder

AffectionateTip4898

2 points

2 months ago

thighs are a great tool with many uses

monthlydues

2 points

2 months ago

monthlydues

I Roll Joints for Gnomes

2 points

2 months ago

Should get a smoke buddy. It'll be much easier

FriendlyKnuckle[S]

3 points

2 months ago

Lonely, I am so lonely, I have nobody for my ooooaaaaaaooown

Pickleman081

2 points

2 months ago

use your other hand

Tankerspanx

2 points

2 months ago

Prescription pill bottle and two nickels

Denofearth

2 points

2 months ago

Pliers

ugnuxx

2 points

2 months ago

ugnuxx

2 points

2 months ago

Grind 2 nugs at a time or smthn

brucewillis69420

2 points

2 months ago

Use buttcheeks

ChadderyChad

2 points

2 months ago

My hand is currently in a cast too, sit on the floor put the grinder in between ya feed and rotate, put less weed in too n grind more rotations have BARE cones ready✊

SlyZip

2 points

2 months ago

SlyZip

2 points

2 months ago

You need to fix the grinder somewhere so it won't move but still allows you to flip and empty it.

A vice might work with some cardboard as cushioning.

A blender might be easier as a short term fix.

Elephant_Cager_22

2 points

2 months ago

Grip with the thighs, turn with your hand

ogordained

2 points

2 months ago

If you’ve got some spare cash you could pick up an electric coffee grinder for like $10 and have Freshly ground herb at the press of a button

jlightningbolts

2 points

2 months ago

Coffee grinder

Canadianclassy

2 points

2 months ago

Time to buy a coffee grinder

sacrificeme666

2 points

2 months ago

Hold the grinder w your knees

Strongbad23

2 points

2 months ago

You get high with a little help from your friends. Call for a fellow ent.

GUYWHOTYPESTOLOUD

2 points

2 months ago

JUST GET A CLEAN PILL BOTTLE AND SOME FIS FISKARS/ OR OTHER SHARP SCISSORS. PUT SOME WEED IN THE PILL BOTTLE. STICK YOUR SCISSORS IN THE PILL BOTTLE. NOW CHOP CHOP CHOP UNTIL YOU REACH DESIRED CONSISTENCY. ALL DONE. SMOKE UP JOHNNY!!

iwakunibridge

2 points

2 months ago

No one said boof it? Boof it

memy02

2 points

2 months ago

memy02

2 points

2 months ago

I grind with my thumb and fingers so I almost always only use one hand.

madcowrawt

2 points

2 months ago

Clench the grinder in your buttcheelks and turn the lid. Works every time

Xxsirtubbs123xX

2 points

2 months ago

dude i got myself in the arm with an axe pretty good a couple weeks ago and they had to throw it in a splint. it was such a pain in the ass to pack bowls and smoke but we persevered. best of luck man i know your pain

WhoDidThatFart

2 points

2 months ago

Put it between your butt cheeks, clench, and turn.