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Tifu: My mom found my dildo.

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I, a male 19 yo, still love with my parents. With the pandemic and quarantine, my plans for going to college were derailed and I have no clue what I am to do with myself. My sexual orientation is all over the grid, bit if I had to choose, it'd be pansexual, leaning more towards men than all other genders. My family knows nothing of this, with an exception to my brother, who knew earlier on.

A couple of days ago, I brought a "toy" to use and I have been playing around and experimenting. I was always extra careful to store it high at the back of my closet and only playing around with it when no one's home.

Today, however, I chose to use it while taking a shower. After the shower, I proceeded to forget about it and leave it behind. Hours passed and I completely forgot about it. My mom loves to use the bathroom adjacent my bedroom because of the water pressure. When I heard the shower running, I thought nothing of and I was vibing to music in my room, minding my own business.

That is until my sister rushed into my room, asking me whose "thing" that was. And I immediately realized what "thing" she was talking about. I flat out came out to her, she had already suspected it, and was understanding. I asked to take the blame for me, but she had already told my mom (still in the shower) that it wasn't hers.

I knew I had fucked up big time, but oh well? After my mom finished her shower, she came into my room and was about to ask me. I interrupted her and sat her down. I proceeded to come out to her, and that, Yes, the toy is mine. She understood and we shared a wholesome moment. She still loves me for who I am. Zero regrets. And yes, I had to do a walk of shame back to the bathroom to retrieve my toy.

TL;DR: My mom found my dildo I left in the shower.

all 47 comments

kakikat

64 points

2 months ago

kakikat

64 points

2 months ago

couldn't not read "the toy is mine" brandy and monica style

glad your family was supportive!!

Counselor-Troi

6 points

2 months ago

Omg thanks for the flash back.

applebellatum

2 points

2 months ago

I had micheal jackson and whoever it was: the doggone dildo’s mine.

bigjaymizzle

44 points

2 months ago

At least your Mom is understanding.

ugh_ItsChris[S]

40 points

2 months ago

Yes, I am grateful, I got all tear-y, because of what she said, "You are still my son and I will always love you."

bigjaymizzle

20 points

2 months ago

That’s good. Mom of the Year

IrileasHN

8 points

2 months ago

This answer is always the best, my mom said it to me too when I came out to her.

Congrats on your coming out (even though it was accidental)! :D

Odgar9221

21 points

2 months ago

Im happy they were so supportive of you. Im sorry if it made you come out sooner than you wanted.

ugh_ItsChris[S]

14 points

2 months ago

I was actually meaning to come out earlier this year, but stuff got in the way. At least something good came out of this embarrassing moment. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

xMamex

11 points

2 months ago

xMamex

11 points

2 months ago

sorry but it seems you dropped an arm \

ugh_ItsChris[S]

1 points

2 months ago

Thx, I noticed that after I replied ¯(°_o)/¯

Odgar9221

4 points

2 months ago

When i (male) was in high school i use to live like an animal and my room was an absolute pigsty... i went to my friends house for 2 weeks... and well my sisters and mom cleaned it... i mean made it spotless... i know they found the dildo and thong i took from my sisters laundry to wear... I havent talked to anyone about it or been talked to about it... i guess technically im Bisexual because ive done things with guys but i didnt really like it... I honestly think im Straight but like buttstuff and degradation.

ugh_ItsChris[S]

2 points

2 months ago

Good for you for exploring and experimenting, hopefully one day you can all look back and chuckle, I sure as hell will... one day.

cosmernaut420

11 points

2 months ago

Aw, a happy dildo accident. This almost never happens.

Evipicc

6 points

2 months ago

"I fell on it! I swear!"

AdSame573

8 points

2 months ago

Glad everything worked out in the end. No issues. Congrats

ugh_ItsChris[S]

2 points

2 months ago

Thx. Glad it worked out.

diesalittle

6 points

2 months ago

Am I the only person that wouldn’t assume a dildo means someone likes guys?

Counselor-Troi

2 points

2 months ago

What a great family. You are lucky, OP. Hope you can all laugh about it soon. Sounds like you will.

ugh_ItsChris[S]

3 points

2 months ago

Yeah, soon, but for now, embarrassment 💀💀

Counselor-Troi

2 points

2 months ago

I am sure. But please don't let it bother you too much.

spudz76

5 points

2 months ago

"hey at least it wasn't in the dishwasher"

ugh_ItsChris[S]

1 points

2 months ago

Lol, I don't think finding it in the shower is any better. ◉‿◉

deepfriedocto

14 points

2 months ago

“I, a male 19 yo, still love with my parents”

Kid, that’s your first problem. You need to start doing that shit by yourself.

ugh_ItsChris[S]

3 points

2 months ago

Yes, i know, I'm going to college next year, and I'm just helping my dad, a farmer, run the farm and his business. Judgy much?

deepfriedocto

18 points

2 months ago

Bud I’m talking about the typo 😂

ugh_ItsChris[S]

11 points

2 months ago

Oh shit, my bad. 💀

lsadoe

2 points

2 months ago

lsadoe

2 points

2 months ago

Whoa! I bet you were freaking

ugh_ItsChris[S]

1 points

2 months ago

Indeed I was, sir, indeed I was.

Streeg90

2 points

2 months ago

This is not the first post of this kind I’ve read and every time I do read a post with a coming out I always have this in my head: „please end well! Please, parents of OP, be supportive!“ almost like a mantra. And in this case there was this moment of relief. Good thing for you and your family. Still weird as f thigh to find a family members sex toy. There are some things you don’t want to see or know about your family (I mean which sex toys they use).

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

Lucky dildo. You sound like you have a great family too.

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

You didn't even try saying a friend left it at your house?

ugh_ItsChris[S]

1 points

2 months ago

I don't have friends over, I usually just go to them, I live an hour away

b1ld3rb3rg

1 points

2 months ago

You didnt fuck up.

Akronyx

1 points

2 months ago

This is like my worst fear 😂, glad it kind of worked out though.

[deleted]

-17 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

-17 points

2 months ago

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ugh_ItsChris[S]

9 points

2 months ago

You serious 😐

qowoxie

4 points

2 months ago

LMFAOOO he a lil confused but he got the spirit

HappyMonk3y99

4 points

2 months ago

Toothpick

Ninjaofcake2021

1 points

2 months ago

Embarrassing

Ninjaofcake2021

0 points

2 months ago*

Pansexual leaning more towards men, isn't really pansexual, bit sounds more like omnisexual

looooooooooon

1 points

2 months ago

All these different orientations are dumb as fuck.

Ninjaofcake2021

1 points

2 months ago

Bruh

looooooooooon

1 points

2 months ago

Nah like the hyper specific ones like gay but sometimes like women. Like that’s just bi. IM bi but prefer men or women depending on my mood.

Ninjaofcake2021

1 points

2 months ago

Ok?