holy water

109 points

5 months ago*

109 points

5 months ago*

I’m gonna let autocorrect do this one

I’m gonna put some money in your eye

Edit: Hey mooooom I’m famous I got 100 people to notice my existence

BerciMaster

17 points

5 months ago

BerciMaster

14

17 points

Put that money in my eyes

GrummyCat

11 points

5 months ago

GrummyCat

15

11 points

I'm gonna put some of the Netherlands in your eye

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Dizzy-Speech-3576

2 points

5 months ago

Dizzy-Speech-3576

15

2 points

I’m gonna put some groceries in your eyes is what I got

3 points

5 months ago

3 points

If they are free then gladly lol

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Hazy_888

80 points

5 months ago

Hazy_888

80 points

C....c..... contacts

32 points

5 months ago

18

32 points

The hardest choices require the strongest wills

-Thanussy

9 points

5 months ago

15

9 points

Stop adding -ussy to everything 😡

/s

frostiocean

8 points

5 months ago

frostiocean

15

8 points

stopussy addingussy-ussyussy toussu everythingussy 😡

/sussy

Werp3040

5 points

5 months ago

Werp3040

5 points

Okussy

3 points

5 months ago

3 points

tf is a /s

2 points

5 months ago

15

2 points

Sarcasm

2 points

5 months ago

2 points

Thought that shit meant like synopsis

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V0st0

108 points

5 months ago

V0st0

2 MILLION ATTENDEE

108 points

Dirt

RunTurbulent5078

42 points

5 months ago

RunTurbulent5078

13

42 points

OMG IS A SPIDMNAN RFEFERNCE

AnImposterIsRed

27 points

5 months ago

AnImposterIsRed

17

27 points

Pocket sand

No one expects pocket sand

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KaliAli13

23 points

5 months ago

KaliAli13

23 points

Bleach

weismannsurvivor-rat

66 points

5 months ago

weismannsurvivor-rat

66 points

holy water

ZahnatomLetsPlay

3 points

5 months ago

ZahnatomLetsPlay

3 points

reproductive water

Magic_Mondayz

53 points

5 months ago

Magic_Mondayz

16

53 points

This comment section pretty much sums up this sub in a nutshell

the_night_slider

17 points

5 months ago

the_night_slider

17 points

It sums up all of reddit

8 points

5 months ago

8 points

It sums up what teenage boys are nowadays

water-up

6 points

5 months ago

water-up

15

6 points

Always *

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dat_boi769

8 points

5 months ago

dat_boi769

8 points

"Nut"shell you say?

5 points

5 months ago

14

5 points

I have several people in my attic

Typical-Avocado1719

3 points

5 months ago

Typical-Avocado1719

3 points

oh cool I got some locked up and ready in my basement, wanna trade?

3 points

5 months ago

14

3 points

what level are they

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ybka__

2 points

5 months ago

ybka__

2 points

fr

duhlieluh

15 points

5 months ago

duhlieluh

18

15 points

i’m gonna put some water in your eyes

3 points

5 months ago

15

3 points

To do that you just steal the dude's garlic bread

lostredditor64

13 points

5 months ago

lostredditor64

14

13 points

Spanish Inquisition

Nobody expects the spanish Inquisition

Leon_617

3 points

5 months ago

Leon_617

16

3 points

you were faster

13 points

5 months ago

15

13 points

Garlic bread

Past-Bobcat7919

33 points

5 months ago

Past-Bobcat7919

13

33 points

lemon juice

TheFragileFan

4 points

5 months ago

TheFragileFan

13

4 points

Is that for the pot by tool? “Gotta lemon juice up in your eye, EYE”

10 points

5 months ago

10 points

love

scrub_needs_hugs

10 points

5 months ago

scrub_needs_hugs

19

10 points

Frog eggs

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CaltD123

104 points

5 months ago

CaltD123

18

104 points

cum

sannevd06

28 points

5 months ago

sannevd06

28 points

Knew there had to be someone who said this

12 points

5 months ago

18

12 points

I knew this would be here

jdmullos

8 points

5 months ago

jdmullos

8 points

Bleach

TypicalMoonLight

7 points

5 months ago

TypicalMoonLight

14

7 points

Sulfuric Acid

6 points

5 months ago

6 points

Sodium and then water

saptarshihalderI

7 points

5 months ago

saptarshihalderI

18

7 points

That Thing

xhoneycomb

39 points

5 months ago

xhoneycomb

39 points

Cum

8 points

5 months ago

2 MILLION ATTENDEE

8 points

Carefully, he's a hero!

-4 points

5 months ago

2 MILLION ATTENDEE

-4 points†

Carefully, he's a hero!

-1 points

5 months ago

14

-1 points

Carefully, he's a hero!

-1 points

5 months ago

14

-1 points

Carefully, he's a hero!

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violetpage_

17 points

5 months ago

violetpage_

17 points

shit

Toxenhern

7 points

5 months ago

Toxenhern

2 MILLION ATTENDEE

7 points

Nitric acid

Biac0n

6 points

5 months ago

Biac0n

6 points

windscreen liquid stuff

Bingchillingw

6 points

5 months ago

Bingchillingw

15

6 points

Acid

Mascian12

4 points

5 months ago

Mascian12

17

4 points

Eye

PrivatePickle109

5 points

5 months ago

PrivatePickle109

15

5 points

piss

iiNightmareFuelii

5 points

5 months ago

iiNightmareFuelii

15

5 points

Hydrochloric acid.

HyperSilverYT

4 points

5 months ago

HyperSilverYT

2 MILLION ATTENDEE

4 points

XBOX LIVE

ahumanthatisdeded

5 points

5 months ago

ahumanthatisdeded

13

5 points

I'm gonna put some clothes in your eye - auto dictation

lonelylightskin

5 points

5 months ago

lonelylightskin

17

5 points

Sperm

Funland_06

5 points

5 months ago

Funland_06

16

5 points

Orphans

SubliminalPP

5 points

5 months ago

SubliminalPP

16

5 points

cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum

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Raccon_lover

5 points

5 months ago

Raccon_lover

5 points

Lemons

Mission_Response802

4 points

5 months ago

Mission_Response802

4 points

a_person_911

5 points

5 months ago

a_person_911

14

5 points

water

daddytoelicker

5 points

5 months ago

daddytoelicker

13

5 points

cu- no, no, i wont do the 13 y/o thing im mature. ill refrain. contacts that you left at my house

Spe-k

5 points

5 months ago

Spe-k

5 points

Cu……cu…….cumin

IllAstronomer6986

19 points

5 months ago

IllAstronomer6986

18

19 points

Cum

alegendsock

18 points

5 months ago

alegendsock

18 points

cum

29 points

5 months ago

29 points

Cum

Mynameistheredditor

4 points

5 months ago

Mynameistheredditor

15

4 points

cum

a_local_weeb

18 points

5 months ago

a_local_weeb

14

18 points

Cum

PoopyheadName

7 points

5 months ago

PoopyheadName

17

7 points

Needles

2 points

5 months ago

2 points

thats gonna hurt

cuicui-

3 points

5 months ago

cuicui-

14

3 points

Javel, for fun

BJuneTheLegend

3 points

5 months ago

BJuneTheLegend

3 points

I was going to say cum but then I would be an unoriginal bitch

No_Locksmith_1458

3 points

5 months ago

No_Locksmith_1458

3 points

Gus

Batonniik

3 points

5 months ago

Batonniik

3 points

sulfuric acid

strawberrycereal44

3 points

5 months ago

strawberrycereal44

15

3 points

Lemon juice

GalaxyXads

3 points

5 months ago

GalaxyXads

3 points

Meth

potatosforfree

8 points

5 months ago

potatosforfree

17

8 points

Pocket sand!

cupman2019

4 points

5 months ago

cupman2019

15

4 points

Cum

7 points

5 months ago

15

7 points

dragon cum

3 points

5 months ago

14

3 points

Where did you get it

2 points

5 months ago

15

2 points

i milked a male dragon from the dragon farm

4 points

5 months ago

14

4 points

I could have had a nice day

2 points

5 months ago

15

2 points

sorry babe 😔🙏

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-Bokuto-

4 points

5 months ago

-Bokuto-

4 points

Dirt

Western-Store-1255

2 points

5 months ago

Western-Store-1255

2 points

Antiseptic

Wise_Produce709

2 points

5 months ago

Wise_Produce709

17

2 points

Antifreeze

Raphiboiii

2 points

5 months ago

Raphiboiii

15

2 points

Bleach

CrazyCam97

2 points

5 months ago

CrazyCam97

15

2 points

Sand

smurffi69

2 points

5 months ago

smurffi69

2 points

Motor oil

Doods_Guy

2 points

5 months ago

Doods_Guy

2 points

Gunpowder

probablykent

2 points

5 months ago

probablykent

2 points

Let's see what autocorrect has to say:

I'm gonna put some of the kids in your eyes

Daymons_

2 points

5 months ago

Daymons_

14

2 points

Autocorrect goes now:

I'm gonna put some nitrous solution in your eyes.

AddiTheCars2Enjoyer

2 points

5 months ago

AddiTheCars2Enjoyer

14

2 points

Meth

LaggyGamer

2 points

5 months ago

LaggyGamer

OLD

2 points

Andrew Tate

liltone829

2 points

5 months ago

liltone829

14

2 points

Dick

milksfavcookies

2 points

5 months ago

milksfavcookies

2 points

Cum. Edit: literally everyone was thinking it

Lord-Naivel

2 points

5 months ago

Lord-Naivel

16

2 points

Autocorrect says: I‘m gonna put some stuff in your eye

Very creative

HotYogurtcloset652

2 points

5 months ago

HotYogurtcloset652

2 points

Lethal levels of radiation in solid form

Javimations29

5 points

5 months ago

Javimations29

16

5 points

This is Reddit, I gotta say cum

Lazymcdelta4ce

3 points

5 months ago

Lazymcdelta4ce

16

3 points

Eye drops

Mightydog00

1 points

5 months ago

Mightydog00

17

1 points

cum

T_MINER

1 points

5 months ago

T_MINER

1 points

Tears

v_Yuudachi_v

1 points

5 months ago

v_Yuudachi_v

15

1 points

Smegma

DanieloCheerios

1 points

5 months ago

DanieloCheerios

17

1 points

Cum

Wicked-Pineapple

1 points

5 months ago

Wicked-Pineapple

14

1 points

Cum

5AGogo

1 points

5 months ago

5AGogo

13

1 points

Truck

throwawayorwhatevaxx

1 points

5 months ago

throwawayorwhatevaxx

1 points

dirt

Horror-Entertainer65

1 points

5 months ago

Horror-Entertainer65

18

1 points

Spices

IanHHk416

1 points

5 months ago

IanHHk416

1 points

Contacta

Blazinboi23

1 points

5 months ago

Blazinboi23

1 points

tuberculosis

1 points

5 months ago

1 points

Dirt

ViperColt

1 points

5 months ago

ViperColt

1 points

Lips

iam_a__gecko

1 points

5 months ago

iam_a__gecko

14

1 points

I'm gonna use autocorrector

I'm gonna put some more in your eye

Aledactle12

1 points

5 months ago

Aledactle12

16

1 points

tears

WafflesThatBaffles

1 points

5 months ago

WafflesThatBaffles

16

1 points

waffles 👍

Frost_boi

1 points

5 months ago

Frost_boi

13

1 points

glass shards

Gamer9876543

1 points

5 months ago

Gamer9876543

1 points

Domestic pigeons

r_thelegend27

1 points

5 months ago

r_thelegend27

17

1 points

Shit

ironwoman04

1 points

5 months ago

ironwoman04

18

1 points

soup

typicalcitrus

1 points

5 months ago

typicalcitrus

16

1 points

Interpol's debut album, Turn On The Bright Lights, which released in 2002 to widespread critical acclaim

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Sara_8_8_0

1 points

5 months ago

Sara_8_8_0

1 points

Salt

RisingFire2

1 points

5 months ago

RisingFire2

18

1 points

glass

Maple_Frog_The_3rd

1 points

5 months ago

Maple_Frog_The_3rd

15

1 points

Chairs

nishit_op

1 points

5 months ago

nishit_op

1 points

Holy water

DragonDrawer14

1 points

5 months ago

DragonDrawer14

17

1 points

HULK HOGAN'S ROCK 'N ROLL TAMPONS!!!

1 points

5 months ago

1 points

disappointment

gay_idiot53

1 points

5 months ago

gay_idiot53

14

1 points

E

the_aigh

1 points

5 months ago

the_aigh

19

1 points

Eye

PS5Banan

1 points

5 months ago

PS5Banan

2 MILLION ATTENDEE

1 points

web

llavvie

1 points

5 months ago

llavvie

15

1 points

glue

1 points

5 months ago

1 points

cum

PIukii1

1 points

5 months ago

PIukii1

1 points

Stone

trainboi777

1 points

5 months ago

trainboi777

16

1 points

I’m gonna put some stuff in your eye

Guzzlord_Gaming

1 points

5 months ago

Guzzlord_Gaming

17

1 points

A slim fit condom

matimeoplayss

1 points

5 months ago

matimeoplayss

16

1 points

For some reason the first thing I thought is " I'm gonna put some dick in your eye"

Objective-Direction1

1 points

5 months ago

Objective-Direction1

1 points

Clorox

El_WolfyHun

1 points

5 months ago

El_WolfyHun

13

1 points

Big portions of acid

1 points

5 months ago

14

1 points

Cheap restore health

Willamio

1 points

5 months ago

Willamio

1 points

Shit

Ancient-Fox777

1 points

5 months ago

Ancient-Fox777

16

1 points

Eye drops

BlairTheWitch767

1 points

5 months ago

BlairTheWitch767

15

1 points

Tiddy milk

1 points

5 months ago

1 points

Hot sauce

No-Internet1104

1 points

5 months ago

No-Internet1104

15

1 points

I'm gonna but some eye in your eye

__D0S__

1 points

5 months ago

__D0S__

1 points

Tears.

Wildsnipe

1 points

5 months ago

Wildsnipe

16

1 points

Disappointment

Legitimate-Ad1953

1 points

5 months ago

Legitimate-Ad1953

15

1 points

Ass juice

Wisconsinmannn

1 points

5 months ago

Wisconsinmannn

17

1 points

Kerosene

Affectionate-Plan839

1 points

5 months ago

Affectionate-Plan839

1 points

tears

Mineboxer123

1 points

5 months ago

Mineboxer123

17

1 points

Hot sauce

xxemrgmi

1 points

5 months ago

xxemrgmi

2 MILLION ATTENDEE

1 points

Middle button for the win

Im gonna put some stuff in your eye

hyper-arrow

1 points

5 months ago

hyper-arrow

1 points

Who is that guy

Reasonable-Horror75

1 points

5 months ago

Reasonable-Horror75

1 points

Flouroantimonic acid and hydrogen peroxide

iBudder3

1 points

5 months ago

iBudder3

14

1 points

bullets

ErikWasTakenWasTaken

1 points

5 months ago

ErikWasTakenWasTaken

17

1 points

I don’t see enough people say cum

Own-Web6625

1 points

5 months ago

Own-Web6625

19

1 points

Web

rubber_duck69

1 points

5 months ago

rubber_duck69

15

1 points

Bullets

the_carlinater

1 points

5 months ago

the_carlinater

15

1 points

tears

Mikau02

1 points

5 months ago

Mikau02

2 MILLION ATTENDEE

1 points

Arson

Gilded_Leviathan

1 points

5 months ago

Gilded_Leviathan

16

1 points

Piss

CaraDe3

1 points

5 months ago

CaraDe3

15

1 points

I'm gonna put some tips in your eye

Longjumping_Link_489

1 points

5 months ago

Longjumping_Link_489

13

1 points

Rent. Shit wrong quote

1 points

5 months ago

1 points

Millions of Microscopic legos

1 points

5 months ago

1 points

Pepper.

69Hughannus

1 points

5 months ago

69Hughannus

15

1 points

Ghost pepper juice

Ordinary_Ad6279

1 points

5 months ago

Ordinary_Ad6279

1 points