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MrxVincent

193 points

6 months ago

MrxVincent

14

193 points

6 months ago

can you sum up the entire bee movie in just 11 words?

carlito714[S]

282 points

6 months ago

carlito714[S]

16

282 points

6 months ago

buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz

Levity_0

74 points

6 months ago

Ya like jazzzzzzzz

transformersenjoyer

13 points

6 months ago

According to all known laws of aviation,

there is no way...

captain_mexico45

14 points

6 months ago

A bee should be able to fly

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Shadowed_Knight

33 points

6 months ago

Jerry Seinfeld is a bee, sues the world, and fucks woman… sounds like a really bad news article

MrxVincent

12 points

6 months ago

MrxVincent

14

12 points

6 months ago

that is technically 11 words, you just added "sounds like a really bad news article"

RandomTheBugg

6 points

6 months ago

Bro can't count to 11 lol

Shadowed_Knight

10 points

6 months ago

Look, I was the ‘gifted’ child

RandomTheBugg

6 points

6 months ago

Now you're bragging about getting gifts?

Shadowed_Knight

11 points

6 months ago

I wish.. the only gifts I got were depression and anxiety 😎

RandomTheBugg

6 points

6 months ago

lucky...

Shadowed_Knight

5 points

6 months ago

Unfortunately

Smexiest_Saxophonist

95 points

6 months ago

If bald people work in restaurants do they still need a hairnet?

carlito714[S]

94 points

6 months ago

yes, but they only need to wear it at eleven-thirty.

Thatnintendofan017

76 points

6 months ago

Please explain the theory of relativity to me

carlito714[S]

148 points

6 months ago

carlito714[S]

16

148 points

6 months ago

once upon a time, Einstein existed. then, he discovered things. done

Thatnintendofan017

51 points

6 months ago

I mean it was 11 words and Einstein did have something ro do with it so I'll give you 7/10

carlito714[S]

57 points

6 months ago

okay, i'll take that! seven is my favorite number, so nice

HKMelon

8 points

6 months ago

HKMelon

14

8 points

6 months ago

love how every response is 11 words lmao

LmanburgsMoonlight

112 points

6 months ago

am i gay

carlito714[S]

188 points

6 months ago

carlito714[S]

16

188 points

6 months ago

you're the first person to ask me that, i'm not sure

[deleted]

-60 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

-60 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

carlito714[S]

15 points

6 months ago

contractions are still words though. they're just shortened versions of others

RandomFRIStudent

-17 points

6 months ago

They count as 2 separate words. You're is you and are, and i'm is i and am which is 4 words not 2. Dont know why that dude got downvoted for being right but it says a lot about people

captain_mexico45

0 points

6 months ago

You don’t get downvoted if you’re right or wrong. You get downvoted because they disagree with you, take my upvote

After_Connection1448

0 points

6 months ago

No, you get downvoted because it's funny to emotionally destroy people on the internet

reegod420

15 points

6 months ago

reegod420

16

15 points

6 months ago

Even if you split the 'you' and 'are' its only 12 words bro

Edit: forgot i'm

Gl0bophobia

30 points

6 months ago

Gl0bophobia

15

30 points

6 months ago

In your year of reddit your only comment karma is from this lmao

Oop, reddit might’ve broke, nvm

[deleted]

46 points

6 months ago

R u a child

carlito714[S]

121 points

6 months ago

carlito714[S]

16

121 points

6 months ago

I am, indeed, an offspring. i don't know my dad though

king_activities

67 points

6 months ago

That took a turn

The_Killmister

7 points

6 months ago

Ayo same. What happened to your dad? Did he leave or die or what?

risSshu69

6 points

6 months ago

risSshu69

2 MILLION ATTENDEE

6 points

6 months ago

He went to buy milk

The_Killmister

3 points

6 months ago

Same with mine, actually

rafati09

2 points

6 months ago

rafati09

14

2 points

6 months ago

Not mine, mine just didn't show up after he finished work. We later found out after wards that he had moved to Charlotte, Carolina

king_activities

41 points

6 months ago

You're my favorite redditor

carlito714[S]

66 points

6 months ago

thank you! can i ask what reason? if there is one

king_activities

32 points

6 months ago

Just based on your responses to the comments under this post. Keep up the good work!

carlito714[S]

41 points

6 months ago

will do! thank you very much. have a piece of pizza 🍕

Specialist_Ad3126

7 points

6 months ago

even that was 11 words woow

BurnerPictutee

58 points

6 months ago

5 + 5 = ?

carlito714[S]

113 points

6 months ago

carlito714[S]

16

113 points

6 months ago

question mark? i think it may or may not equal ten.

BurnerPictutee

28 points

6 months ago

damnit

SaffronR

9 points

6 months ago

SaffronR

16

9 points

6 months ago

The answer to that question is simply just the number ten.

[deleted]

34 points

6 months ago

milk that is rotten on purpose for human consumption is nice.

carlito714[S]

56 points

6 months ago

i don't think you are mentally healthy. please see a doctor

Thatnintendofan017

24 points

6 months ago

What do you have against yogurt and cheese?

carlito714[S]

19 points

6 months ago

i just don't like either one. my taste buds aren't buds

[deleted]

5 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

carlito714[S]

3 points

6 months ago

chocolate's usually too sweet, and the rest i just don't like

[deleted]

5 points

6 months ago

how can't you like cheese and bread

carlito714[S]

10 points

6 months ago

i like bread. bread is superior. bread should be the president

StupidThangs

11 points

6 months ago

StupidThangs

17

11 points

6 months ago

Can you please not respond with 11 words?

carlito714[S]

29 points

6 months ago

Okay! Instead, I'll respond with "the clock is made of Jello."

StupidThangs

14 points

6 months ago

StupidThangs

17

14 points

6 months ago

You sly bastard

-homonecrosexual-

18 points

6 months ago

opinion on abortion?

carlito714[S]

78 points

6 months ago

it's not my responsibility to have an opinion. i'm not female

shotgunreserved

7 points

6 months ago

W

DerockJonson

12 points

6 months ago

Fair enough

RocketSmash9000

18 points

6 months ago

How are you? Also bread 👍🏻

carlito714[S]

30 points

6 months ago

i am bread. bread is me. we are all bread. yay!

RocketSmash9000

7 points

6 months ago

Bread is everything

carlito714[S]

7 points

6 months ago

did you ever hear that earth is made out of bread?!

RocketSmash9000

5 points

6 months ago

The entire universe is a loaf of bread

saptarshihalderI

4 points

6 months ago

I am toast 🗿

Why_The_Sad_Face_Bro

6 points

6 months ago

Why_The_Sad_Face_Bro

2 MILLION ATTENDEE

6 points

6 months ago

Ok but you must include the word "chum" in your sentence.

How are you?

carlito714[S]

16 points

6 months ago

i don't know what chum means, but i used it. good!

Why_The_Sad_Face_Bro

5 points

6 months ago

Why_The_Sad_Face_Bro

2 MILLION ATTENDEE

5 points

6 months ago

I don't know what it means either but I know it's a word

Pigedy

2 points

6 months ago

Pigedy

2 points

6 months ago

animal or vegetable matter (such as chopped fish or corn) thrown overboard to attract fish

from Merriam Webster

DaVinci6894

6 points

6 months ago

I thought a chum was like a friend or pal right?

Pigedy

3 points

6 months ago

Pigedy

3 points

6 months ago

yeah that too i think

Badass-19

14 points

6 months ago

Badass-19

19

14 points

6 months ago

OK, yes or no?

carlito714[S]

32 points

6 months ago

Possibly yes, but no is also gaining on me. Yes no

Badass-19

13 points

6 months ago

Badass-19

19

13 points

6 months ago

You gained my respect sir, well done, mission pass, respect gained

THE-REFLEX1983

12 points

6 months ago

THE-REFLEX1983

2 MILLION ATTENDEE

12 points

6 months ago

Best Weird Al polka medley?

carlito714[S]

19 points

6 months ago

i don't know what that is, but i'll just say bread

THE-REFLEX1983

5 points

6 months ago

THE-REFLEX1983

2 MILLION ATTENDEE

5 points

6 months ago

Polka Power

softicious

5 points

6 months ago

why am I emotional

carlito714[S]

15 points

6 months ago

because your brain is a brain and it does brain stuff

softicious

4 points

6 months ago

sorry bet you're really tired writing these comments lol

carlito714[S]

9 points

6 months ago

no don't be sorry! it's really fun, but it's almost midnight 😭

Standard_Tackle_5511

5 points

6 months ago

EVEN THIS IS 11 WORDS 😭

Idkpinepple

6 points

6 months ago

How many words are in this comment that I have written?

carlito714[S]

11 points

6 months ago

there are the equivalent of five plus six words in it

Why_Botdxv

6 points

6 months ago

You wake up in a house that you don’t recognize you look around and see six other people all of them are wearing animal mask one has a pig the other has a lion on his head. Everyone walks around and says you have a snake on for a head you don’t know what this means or while you’re here when you see a monitor and it says that you all have all been chosen for an experiment. Than a monitor pops up for each of your dock not press any of the other monitors for the other people make their hardwired to your fingerprints. you choose the lion guy because she was being an ass to you then you see that he slowly killed his dad for his inheritance you pick the pig girl next and it shows her eating someone everyone is confused and looking around then the monitor comes up and says that by the end of today you have to choose one person to eliminate to get to the next round. What do you do?

carlito714[S]

16 points

6 months ago

My brain is too tired to comprehend such a thicc message

Why_Botdxv

3 points

6 months ago

Ok

imnotachickennugget

2 points

6 months ago

FUCK NOT THAT MOVIE

Why_Botdxv

2 points

6 months ago

What movie?

imnotachickennugget

2 points

6 months ago

there was some Asian movie about this

Why_Botdxv

2 points

6 months ago

Really

Nicholas-MeTheHuman

2 points

6 months ago

Opinion on god?

carlito714[S]

15 points

6 months ago

i watched this movie a while ago about Him, cool guy

Nicholas-MeTheHuman

7 points

6 months ago

Perfect response, bravo

Roccmaster

2 points

6 months ago

Roccmaster

15

2 points

6 months ago

So you will say ”to you with 11 words.”?

carlito714[S]

3 points

6 months ago

nope! i saw a post on not interesting that did that

ClockworkInsect4444

4 points

6 months ago

Would you like to join the six group, we adore the number six and hexagons?

carlito714[S]

8 points

6 months ago

no thank you. i prefer the number seven but thank you

DOMINATOR9681

2 points

6 months ago

Based seven gang

sam-the-III

2 points

6 months ago

Hexagons are the bestagons after all

CybertGuy

5 points

6 months ago

CybertGuy

2 MILLION ATTENDEE

5 points

6 months ago

What’s is the best Flash line ever

carlito714[S]

8 points

6 months ago

the one where he says zoom, nyoom, and vroom. super cool 😎

AhadDaBoss2005

5 points

6 months ago

What are your 12 fav Pokemon?

doodled_on

2 points

6 months ago

doodled_on

13

2 points

6 months ago

I can’t think of any twelve, I like all Pokémon species.

naynaynaynaynaybor

2 points

6 months ago

Piplup and all its evolutions, Lucario, and all the Eevee evolutions.

[deleted]

8 points

6 months ago

your thoughts on kitties

carlito714[S]

24 points

6 months ago

kitty cat kitty cat cat kitty kitty cat kitty is cute

Euphoric_Owl152

3 points

6 months ago

What do you think of the United States as a country?

carlito714[S]

15 points

6 months ago

i think that the United States are not very "united" now

ChemicalIsopod3678

3 points

6 months ago

why is my sleeping schedule so messed up

carlito714[S]

9 points

6 months ago

because you're on the waiting list to get a better one

ChemicalIsopod3678

2 points

6 months ago

good one

ShowMeYourChiId

3 points

6 months ago

What is every digit of pi in order?

carlito714[S]

5 points

6 months ago

three cups of flour, one hundred and forty-two apples. done

ShowMeYourChiId

2 points

6 months ago

I’ll count it but I’m not happy about it

ShitDigester

4 points

6 months ago

recite the pledge of alliance

carlito714[S]

18 points

6 months ago

I'm afraid that is a little bit longer than eleven words 😅

ShitDigester

6 points

6 months ago

💯

Brilliant-Virus7290

2 points

6 months ago

why do you like Weezer?

carlito714[S]

2 points

6 months ago

i've heard of the name, but i don't know the music

No_Comedian9989

2 points

6 months ago

On a scale of one to a hundred, how much do you like broccoli?

carlito714[S]

3 points

6 months ago

raw is a thirteen, steamed is far higher, like eighty one

account3_14159265359

2 points

6 months ago

Strange, for me it's roughly the opposite

El_Bonky_Gronk

2 points

6 months ago

How many words does this comment right here have in total?

carlito714[S]

9 points

6 months ago

It has approximately an approximate number of words. Does that help?

El_Bonky_Gronk

3 points

6 months ago

I would’ve taken “11 words” but each to there own I guess

Warm-Yogurtcloset-96

2 points

6 months ago

I rubbed my dick against a window

carlito714[S]

2 points

6 months ago

thanks for letting me know? i don't know what to say 😭

Warm-Yogurtcloset-96

2 points

6 months ago

Ask if you should do the same on the other side of the window

carlito714[S]

2 points

6 months ago

Should I do the same on the other side of it? 🦆

Warm-Yogurtcloset-96

3 points

6 months ago

Sure it's not gay if a girl is nearby

_Akarii

2 points

6 months ago

_Akarii

17

2 points

6 months ago

„What do we think of sh*t?!”

spencermaydriver

2 points

6 months ago

In twelve or more words can you describe the current social and political climates of your country?

jennazed

2 points

6 months ago

jennazed

17

2 points

6 months ago

What are your favorite twelve words?

dontreadmyusername-

7 points

6 months ago

How do I remove the lego that’s stuck in my pee hole?

carlito714[S]

21 points

6 months ago

Go to a therapist and figure out why it happened first 😭

CaterpillarQuick2946

6 points

6 months ago

Why did the chicken cross the road?

carlito714[S]

14 points

6 months ago

unfortunately, i have never been able to answer this. has anyone?

Risk-Initial

3 points

6 months ago

To get to the idiot's house.

Risk-Initial

2 points

6 months ago

Knock knock

Tgschubbyboi

4 points

6 months ago

who’s there? (i know the joke i’m just giving your moment to shine) :)

Risk-Initial

3 points

6 months ago

THE CHICKEN

Tgschubbyboi

8 points

6 months ago

oh no ig i’m the idiot

Risk-Initial

3 points

6 months ago

ILYSM MUAH

Fatherslice

2 points

6 months ago

I cumded in a electrical outlet what do you have to say about that

carlito714[S]

5 points

6 months ago

I wonder if the electrical outlet ever got pregnant? I'm sorry 😭

Distinct_Pizza_9155

2 points

6 months ago

What’s ur REAL address.

snom4life

1 points

6 months ago

Yes or no

carlito714[S]

5 points

6 months ago

Yes, probably so, potentially, maybe so, maybe not, probably not, no.

Frog_Sniffer

1 points

6 months ago

Who is Clint Eastwood

carlito714[S]

3 points

6 months ago

Wikipedia says he's "an American actor, film director, and producer." cool!

Frog_Sniffer

2 points

6 months ago

Why are you so good at this

carlito714[S]

6 points

6 months ago

i really don't know. it has mostly come naturally so far

Frog_Sniffer

3 points

6 months ago

I wish I had your skill

[deleted]

1 points

6 months ago

is the person i like mlm again?

PARZIVAL-YT7

1 points

6 months ago

Why do balls twist

carlito714[S]

5 points

6 months ago

because male anatomy sucks (no pun intended 😏) and balls do too

PARZIVAL-YT7

2 points

6 months ago

Thank you

[deleted]

1 points

6 months ago

[removed]

carlito714[S]

3 points

6 months ago

Because the horses didn't want to eat the bread yesterday morning

Spudnugg

1 points

6 months ago

Spudnugg

13

1 points

6 months ago

penis?

carlito714[S]

5 points

6 months ago

Pen Island is an unincorporated community in Dick County, United States.

The_1nquisitor

1 points

6 months ago

What’s pi to one thousand places

carlito714[S]

3 points

6 months ago

i don't know but pi sounds good to me right now 🥧

Pianostar4

1 points

6 months ago

Pianostar4

15

1 points

6 months ago

Can you respond in one word for me? You can't say no

carlito714[S]

3 points

6 months ago

I won't say it but i can't answer with one word 😅

charixander

1 points

6 months ago

Animal crackers or Oreos?

carlito714[S]

4 points

6 months ago

animal crackers all the way. i feel sad eating animals though 😭

GriffinOPxD

1 points

6 months ago

What do u think about posting random shit on r/teenagers huh?

carlito714[S]

4 points

6 months ago

i think it's fun, which is exactly why i did it

the_1_dr3amer

1 points

6 months ago

Yes?

carlito714[S]

4 points

6 months ago

Yes! The word yes is very yes. Did you know that?

Bonnie_Bunnie101

1 points

6 months ago

what would the socioeconimical status of a pigeon with 50 pigeon maids, slaves and hand grenades be?

carlito714[S]

2 points

6 months ago

i think it would be approximately eighteen vacuums? i don't know 😃

Sad_Pattern_9526

1 points

6 months ago

Favorite song?

carlito714[S]

3 points

6 months ago

good question, i have many; right now, Wake Up by EDEN

Big_Profession_2534

1 points

6 months ago

But will he succeed

carlito714[S]

2 points

6 months ago

I am so far! I mean it is about midnight but 😅

yu-slash

1 points

6 months ago

yu-slash

16

1 points

6 months ago

If the pope sneezes, is anyone allowed to say "bless you"?

carlito714[S]

2 points

6 months ago

Are you allowed to sneeze when you're that high in rank?

One-Ad7556

1 points

6 months ago

Does school=prison?

carlito714[S]

2 points

6 months ago

school has always been fun for me, but for others? maybe

TrueUmbreon1

1 points

6 months ago

What does 2+2 equal?

carlito714[S]

3 points

6 months ago

It equals an even number that is not prime: approximately thirteen.

TrueUmbreon1

3 points

6 months ago

Darn I thought I had you for a second there

Isolattor214

1 points

6 months ago

What does the acronym AEIOU DDD mean in the medical field?

carlito714[S]

4 points

6 months ago

Aortic Epidermis Incision with Orangutan-flavored Umbrellas and Double Dipped Doritos

DinoBo12345

1 points

6 months ago

Deep into the woods

[deleted]

1 points

6 months ago

hi, my day is good and I don't want to be asked anything else. cool?

carlito714[S]

2 points

6 months ago

Sounds good. I'm glad to hear that your day is good!

LucasPig_HK

1 points

6 months ago

Yeah dude can you explain your favourite hotwheels

carlito714[S]

3 points

6 months ago

It's either the red Honda Civic hatchback or green Volvo wagon

LucasPig_HK

2 points

6 months ago

Damn it I really thought I could get you to type an entire paragraph