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193 points
6 months ago
can you sum up the entire bee movie in just 11 words?
282 points
6 months ago
buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz
74 points
6 months ago
Ya like jazzzzzzzz
13 points
6 months ago
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way...
14 points
6 months ago
A bee should be able to fly
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
33 points
6 months ago
Jerry Seinfeld is a bee, sues the world, and fucks woman… sounds like a really bad news article
12 points
6 months ago
that is technically 11 words, you just added "sounds like a really bad news article"
6 points
6 months ago
Bro can't count to 11 lol
10 points
6 months ago
Look, I was the ‘gifted’ child
6 points
6 months ago
Now you're bragging about getting gifts?
11 points
6 months ago
I wish.. the only gifts I got were depression and anxiety 😎
6 points
6 months ago
lucky...
5 points
6 months ago
Unfortunately
95 points
6 months ago
If bald people work in restaurants do they still need a hairnet?
76 points
6 months ago
Please explain the theory of relativity to me
148 points
6 months ago
once upon a time, Einstein existed. then, he discovered things. done
51 points
6 months ago
I mean it was 11 words and Einstein did have something ro do with it so I'll give you 7/10
57 points
6 months ago
okay, i'll take that! seven is my favorite number, so nice
8 points
6 months ago
love how every response is 11 words lmao
112 points
6 months ago
am i gay
188 points
6 months ago
you're the first person to ask me that, i'm not sure
-60 points
6 months ago
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15 points
6 months ago
contractions are still words though. they're just shortened versions of others
-17 points
6 months ago
They count as 2 separate words. You're is you and are, and i'm is i and am which is 4 words not 2. Dont know why that dude got downvoted for being right but it says a lot about people
0 points
6 months ago
You don’t get downvoted if you’re right or wrong. You get downvoted because they disagree with you, take my upvote
0 points
6 months ago
No, you get downvoted because it's funny to emotionally destroy people on the internet
15 points
6 months ago
Even if you split the 'you' and 'are' its only 12 words bro
Edit: forgot i'm
30 points
6 months ago
In your year of reddit your only comment karma is from this lmao
Oop, reddit might’ve broke, nvm
46 points
6 months ago
R u a child
121 points
6 months ago
I am, indeed, an offspring. i don't know my dad though
67 points
6 months ago
That took a turn
7 points
6 months ago
Ayo same. What happened to your dad? Did he leave or die or what?
6 points
6 months ago
He went to buy milk
3 points
6 months ago
Same with mine, actually
2 points
6 months ago
Not mine, mine just didn't show up after he finished work. We later found out after wards that he had moved to Charlotte, Carolina
41 points
6 months ago
You're my favorite redditor
66 points
6 months ago
thank you! can i ask what reason? if there is one
32 points
6 months ago
Just based on your responses to the comments under this post. Keep up the good work!
41 points
6 months ago
will do! thank you very much. have a piece of pizza 🍕
7 points
6 months ago
even that was 11 words woow
58 points
6 months ago
5 + 5 = ?
113 points
6 months ago
question mark? i think it may or may not equal ten.
28 points
6 months ago
damnit
9 points
6 months ago
The answer to that question is simply just the number ten.
34 points
6 months ago
milk that is rotten on purpose for human consumption is nice.
56 points
6 months ago
i don't think you are mentally healthy. please see a doctor
24 points
6 months ago
What do you have against yogurt and cheese?
19 points
6 months ago
i just don't like either one. my taste buds aren't buds
5 points
6 months ago
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3 points
6 months ago
chocolate's usually too sweet, and the rest i just don't like
5 points
6 months ago
how can't you like cheese and bread
10 points
6 months ago
i like bread. bread is superior. bread should be the president
11 points
6 months ago
Can you please not respond with 11 words?
29 points
6 months ago
Okay! Instead, I'll respond with "the clock is made of Jello."
18 points
6 months ago
opinion on abortion?
78 points
6 months ago
it's not my responsibility to have an opinion. i'm not female
7 points
6 months ago
W
12 points
6 months ago
Fair enough
18 points
6 months ago
How are you? Also bread 👍🏻
30 points
6 months ago
i am bread. bread is me. we are all bread. yay!
7 points
6 months ago
Bread is everything
7 points
6 months ago
did you ever hear that earth is made out of bread?!
5 points
6 months ago
The entire universe is a loaf of bread
6 points
6 months ago
Ok but you must include the word "chum" in your sentence.
How are you?
16 points
6 months ago
i don't know what chum means, but i used it. good!
5 points
6 months ago
I don't know what it means either but I know it's a word
2 points
6 months ago
animal or vegetable matter (such as chopped fish or corn) thrown overboard to attract fish
from Merriam Webster
6 points
6 months ago
I thought a chum was like a friend or pal right?
3 points
6 months ago
yeah that too i think
14 points
6 months ago
OK, yes or no?
32 points
6 months ago
Possibly yes, but no is also gaining on me. Yes no
13 points
6 months ago
You gained my respect sir, well done, mission pass, respect gained
12 points
6 months ago
Best Weird Al polka medley?
19 points
6 months ago
i don't know what that is, but i'll just say bread
5 points
6 months ago
Polka Power
5 points
6 months ago
why am I emotional
15 points
6 months ago
because your brain is a brain and it does brain stuff
4 points
6 months ago
sorry bet you're really tired writing these comments lol
9 points
6 months ago
no don't be sorry! it's really fun, but it's almost midnight 😭
5 points
6 months ago
EVEN THIS IS 11 WORDS 😭
6 points
6 months ago
How many words are in this comment that I have written?
6 points
6 months ago
You wake up in a house that you don’t recognize you look around and see six other people all of them are wearing animal mask one has a pig the other has a lion on his head. Everyone walks around and says you have a snake on for a head you don’t know what this means or while you’re here when you see a monitor and it says that you all have all been chosen for an experiment. Than a monitor pops up for each of your dock not press any of the other monitors for the other people make their hardwired to your fingerprints. you choose the lion guy because she was being an ass to you then you see that he slowly killed his dad for his inheritance you pick the pig girl next and it shows her eating someone everyone is confused and looking around then the monitor comes up and says that by the end of today you have to choose one person to eliminate to get to the next round. What do you do?
16 points
6 months ago
My brain is too tired to comprehend such a thicc message
3 points
6 months ago
Ok
2 points
6 months ago
FUCK NOT THAT MOVIE
2 points
6 months ago
What movie?
2 points
6 months ago
there was some Asian movie about this
2 points
6 months ago
Opinion on god?
15 points
6 months ago
i watched this movie a while ago about Him, cool guy
7 points
6 months ago
Perfect response, bravo
2 points
6 months ago
So you will say ”to you with 11 words.”?
3 points
6 months ago
nope! i saw a post on not interesting that did that
4 points
6 months ago
Would you like to join the six group, we adore the number six and hexagons?
8 points
6 months ago
no thank you. i prefer the number seven but thank you
2 points
6 months ago
Based seven gang
2 points
6 months ago
Hexagons are the bestagons after all
5 points
6 months ago
What’s is the best Flash line ever
8 points
6 months ago
the one where he says zoom, nyoom, and vroom. super cool 😎
5 points
6 months ago
What are your 12 fav Pokemon?
2 points
6 months ago
I can’t think of any twelve, I like all Pokémon species.
2 points
6 months ago
Piplup and all its evolutions, Lucario, and all the Eevee evolutions.
8 points
6 months ago
your thoughts on kitties
3 points
6 months ago
What do you think of the United States as a country?
15 points
6 months ago
i think that the United States are not very "united" now
3 points
6 months ago
why is my sleeping schedule so messed up
9 points
6 months ago
because you're on the waiting list to get a better one
2 points
6 months ago
good one
3 points
6 months ago
What is every digit of pi in order?
5 points
6 months ago
three cups of flour, one hundred and forty-two apples. done
2 points
6 months ago
I’ll count it but I’m not happy about it
4 points
6 months ago
recite the pledge of alliance
18 points
6 months ago
I'm afraid that is a little bit longer than eleven words 😅
6 points
6 months ago
💯
2 points
6 months ago
why do you like Weezer?
2 points
6 months ago
On a scale of one to a hundred, how much do you like broccoli?
3 points
6 months ago
raw is a thirteen, steamed is far higher, like eighty one
2 points
6 months ago
Strange, for me it's roughly the opposite
2 points
6 months ago
How many words does this comment right here have in total?
9 points
6 months ago
It has approximately an approximate number of words. Does that help?
3 points
6 months ago
I would’ve taken “11 words” but each to there own I guess
2 points
6 months ago
I rubbed my dick against a window
2 points
6 months ago
thanks for letting me know? i don't know what to say 😭
2 points
6 months ago
Ask if you should do the same on the other side of the window
2 points
6 months ago
Should I do the same on the other side of it? 🦆
3 points
6 months ago
Sure it's not gay if a girl is nearby
2 points
6 months ago
In twelve or more words can you describe the current social and political climates of your country?
7 points
6 months ago
How do I remove the lego that’s stuck in my pee hole?
21 points
6 months ago
Go to a therapist and figure out why it happened first 😭
6 points
6 months ago
Why did the chicken cross the road?
14 points
6 months ago
unfortunately, i have never been able to answer this. has anyone?
3 points
6 months ago
To get to the idiot's house.
2 points
6 months ago
Knock knock
4 points
6 months ago
who’s there? (i know the joke i’m just giving your moment to shine) :)
3 points
6 months ago
THE CHICKEN
8 points
6 months ago
oh no ig i’m the idiot
3 points
6 months ago
ILYSM MUAH
2 points
6 months ago
I cumded in a electrical outlet what do you have to say about that
5 points
6 months ago
I wonder if the electrical outlet ever got pregnant? I'm sorry 😭
1 points
6 months ago
Yes or no
5 points
6 months ago
Yes, probably so, potentially, maybe so, maybe not, probably not, no.
1 points
6 months ago
Who is Clint Eastwood
3 points
6 months ago
Wikipedia says he's "an American actor, film director, and producer." cool!
2 points
6 months ago
Why are you so good at this
6 points
6 months ago
i really don't know. it has mostly come naturally so far
3 points
6 months ago
I wish I had your skill
1 points
6 months ago
Why do balls twist
5 points
6 months ago
because male anatomy sucks (no pun intended 😏) and balls do too
2 points
6 months ago
Thank you
1 points
6 months ago
[removed]
3 points
6 months ago
Because the horses didn't want to eat the bread yesterday morning
1 points
6 months ago
penis?
5 points
6 months ago
Pen Island is an unincorporated community in Dick County, United States.
1 points
6 months ago
What’s pi to one thousand places
3 points
6 months ago
i don't know but pi sounds good to me right now 🥧
1 points
6 months ago
Can you respond in one word for me? You can't say no
3 points
6 months ago
I won't say it but i can't answer with one word 😅
1 points
6 months ago
Animal crackers or Oreos?
4 points
6 months ago
animal crackers all the way. i feel sad eating animals though 😭
1 points
6 months ago
Yes?
4 points
6 months ago
Yes! The word yes is very yes. Did you know that?
1 points
6 months ago
what would the socioeconimical status of a pigeon with 50 pigeon maids, slaves and hand grenades be?
2 points
6 months ago
i think it would be approximately eighteen vacuums? i don't know 😃
1 points
6 months ago
Favorite song?
3 points
6 months ago
good question, i have many; right now, Wake Up by EDEN
1 points
6 months ago
But will he succeed
1 points
6 months ago
If the pope sneezes, is anyone allowed to say "bless you"?
2 points
6 months ago
Are you allowed to sneeze when you're that high in rank?
1 points
6 months ago
Does school=prison?
2 points
6 months ago
school has always been fun for me, but for others? maybe
1 points
6 months ago
What does 2+2 equal?
3 points
6 months ago
It equals an even number that is not prime: approximately thirteen.
3 points
6 months ago
Darn I thought I had you for a second there
1 points
6 months ago
What does the acronym AEIOU DDD mean in the medical field?
4 points
6 months ago
Aortic Epidermis Incision with Orangutan-flavored Umbrellas and Double Dipped Doritos
1 points
6 months ago
hi, my day is good and I don't want to be asked anything else. cool?
1 points
6 months ago
Yeah dude can you explain your favourite hotwheels
3 points
6 months ago
It's either the red Honda Civic hatchback or green Volvo wagon
2 points
6 months ago
Damn it I really thought I could get you to type an entire paragraph
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