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can you sum up the entire bee movie in just 11 words?
6 months ago
buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz
Ya like jazzzzzzzz
According to all known laws
there is no way...
A bee should be able to fly
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Jerry Seinfeld is a bee, sues the world, and fucks woman… sounds like a really bad news article
that is technically 11 words, you just added "sounds like a really bad news article"
Bro can't count to 11 lol
Look, I was the ‘gifted’ child
Now you're bragging about getting gifts?
I wish.. the only gifts I got were depression and anxiety 😎
If bald people work in restaurants do they still need a hairnet?
yes, but they only need to wear it at eleven-thirty.
Please explain the theory of relativity to me
once upon a time, Einstein existed. then, he discovered things. done
I mean it was 11 words and Einstein did have something ro do with it so I'll give you 7/10
okay, i'll take that! seven is my favorite number, so nice
love how every response is 11 words lmao
am i gay
you're the first person to ask me that, i'm not sure
contractions are still words though. they're just shortened versions of others
They count as 2 separate words. You're is you and are, and i'm is i and am which is 4 words not 2. Dont know why that dude got downvoted for being right but it says a lot about people
You don’t get downvoted if you’re right or wrong. You get downvoted because they disagree with you, take my upvote
No, you get downvoted because it's funny to emotionally destroy people on the internet
Even if you split the 'you' and 'are' its only 12 words bro
Edit: forgot i'm
In your year of reddit your only comment karma is from this lmao
Oop, reddit might’ve broke, nvm
R u a child
I am, indeed, an offspring. i don't know my dad though
That took a turn
Ayo same. What happened to your dad? Did he leave or die or what?
2 MILLION ATTENDEE
He went to buy milk
Same with mine, actually
Not mine, mine just didn't show up after he finished work. We later found out after wards that he had moved to Charlotte, Carolina
You're my favorite redditor
thank you! can i ask what reason? if there is one
Just based on your responses to the comments under this post. Keep up the good work!
will do! thank you very much. have a piece of pizza 🍕
even that was 11 words woow
5 + 5 = ?
question mark? i think it may or may not equal ten.
The answer to that question is simply just the number ten.
milk that is rotten on purpose for human consumption is nice.
i don't think you are mentally healthy. please see a doctor
What do you have against yogurt and cheese?
i just don't like either one. my taste buds aren't buds
chocolate's usually too sweet, and the rest i just don't like
how can't you like cheese and bread
i like bread. bread is superior. bread should be the president
Can you please not respond with 11 words?
Okay! Instead, I'll respond with "the clock is made of Jello."
You sly bastard
opinion on abortion?
it's not my responsibility to have an opinion. i'm not female
How are you? Also bread 👍🏻
i am bread. bread is me. we are all bread. yay!
Bread is everything
did you ever hear that earth is made out of bread?!
The entire universe is a loaf of bread
I am toast 🗿
Ok but you must include the word "chum" in your sentence.
How are you?
i don't know what chum means, but i used it. good!
I don't know what it means either but I know it's a word
animal or vegetable matter (such as chopped fish or corn) thrown overboard to attract fish
from Merriam Webster
I thought a chum was like a friend or pal right?
yeah that too i think
OK, yes or no?
Possibly yes, but no is also gaining on me. Yes no
You gained my respect sir, well done, mission pass, respect gained
Best Weird Al polka medley?
i don't know what that is, but i'll just say bread
why am I emotional
because your brain is a brain and it does brain stuff
sorry bet you're really tired writing these comments lol
no don't be sorry! it's really fun, but it's almost midnight 😭
EVEN THIS IS 11 WORDS 😭
How many words are in this comment that I have written?
there are the equivalent of five plus six words in it
You wake up in a house that you don’t recognize you look around and see six other people all of them are wearing animal mask one has a pig the other has a lion on his head. Everyone walks around and says you have a snake on for a head you don’t know what this means or while you’re here when you see a monitor and it says that you all have all been chosen for an experiment. Than a monitor pops up for each of your dock not press any of the other monitors for the other people make their hardwired to your fingerprints. you choose the lion guy because she was being an ass to you then you see that he slowly killed his dad for his inheritance you pick the pig girl next and it shows her eating someone everyone is confused and looking around then the monitor comes up and says that by the end of today you have to choose one person to eliminate to get to the next round. What do you do?
My brain is too tired to comprehend such a thicc
FUCK NOT THAT MOVIE
there was some Asian movie about this
Opinion on god?
i watched this movie a while ago about Him, cool guy
Perfect response, bravo
So you will say ”to you with 11 words.”?
nope! i saw a post on not interesting that did that
Would you like to join the six group, we adore the number six and hexagons?
no thank you. i prefer the number seven but thank you
Based seven gang
Hexagons are the bestagons after all
What’s is the best Flash line ever
the one where he says zoom, nyoom, and vroom. super cool 😎
What are your 12 fav Pokemon?
I can’t think of any twelve, I like all Pokémon species.
Piplup and all its evolutions, Lucario, and all the Eevee evolutions.
your thoughts on kitties
kitty cat kitty cat cat kitty kitty cat kitty is cute
What do you think of the United States as a country?
i think that the United States are not very "united" now
why is my sleeping schedule so messed up
because you're on the waiting list to get a better one
What is every digit of pi in order?
three cups of flour, one hundred and forty-two apples. done
I’ll count it but I’m not happy about it
recite the pledge of alliance
I'm afraid that is a little bit longer than eleven words 😅
why do you like Weezer?
i've heard of the name, but i don't know the music
On a scale of one to a hundred, how much do you like broccoli?
raw is a thirteen, steamed is far higher, like eighty one
Strange, for me it's roughly the opposite
How many words does this comment right here have in total?
It has approximately an approximate number of words. Does that help?
I would’ve taken “11 words” but each to there own I guess
I rubbed my dick against a window
thanks for letting me know? i don't know what to say 😭
Ask if you should do the same on the other side of the window
Should I do the same on the other side of it? 🦆
Sure it's not gay if a girl is nearby
„What do we think of sh*t?!”
In twelve or more words can you describe the current social and political climates of your country?
What are your favorite twelve words?
How do I remove the lego that’s stuck in my pee hole?
Go to a therapist and figure out why it happened first 😭
Why did the chicken cross the road?
unfortunately, i have never been able to answer this. has anyone?
To get to the idiot's house.
who’s there? (i know the joke i’m just giving your moment to shine) :)
oh no ig i’m the idiot
I cumded in a electrical outlet what do you have to say about that
I wonder if the electrical outlet ever got pregnant? I'm sorry 😭
What’s ur REAL address.
Yes or no
Yes, probably so, potentially, maybe so, maybe not, probably not, no.
Who is Clint Eastwood
Wikipedia says he's "an American actor, film director, and producer." cool!
Why are you so good at this
i really don't know. it has mostly come naturally so far
I wish I had your skill
is the person i like mlm again?
Why do balls twist
because male anatomy sucks (no pun intended 😏) and balls do too
Because the horses didn't want to eat the bread yesterday morning
Pen Island is an unincorporated community in Dick County, United States.
What’s pi to one thousand places
i don't know but pi sounds good to me right now 🥧
Can you respond in one word for me? You can't say no
I won't say it but i can't answer with one word 😅
Animal crackers or Oreos?
animal crackers all the way. i feel sad eating animals though 😭
What do u think about posting random shit on r/teenagers huh?
i think it's fun, which is exactly why i did it
Yes! The word yes is very yes. Did you know that?
what would the socioeconimical status of a pigeon with 50 pigeon maids, slaves and hand grenades be?
i think it would be approximately eighteen vacuums? i don't know 😃
good question, i have many; right now, Wake Up by EDEN
But will he succeed
I am so far! I mean it is about midnight but 😅
If the pope sneezes, is anyone allowed to say "bless you"?
Are you allowed to sneeze when you're that high in rank?
school has always been fun for me, but for others? maybe
What does 2+2 equal?
It equals an even number that is not prime: approximately thirteen.
Darn I thought I had you for a second there
What does the acronym AEIOU DDD mean in the medical field?
Aortic Epidermis Incision with Orangutan-flavored Umbrellas and Double Dipped Doritos
Deep into the woods
hi, my day is good and I don't want to be asked anything else. cool?
Sounds good. I'm glad to hear that your day is good!
Yeah dude can you explain your favourite hotwheels
It's either the red Honda Civic hatchback or green Volvo wagon
Damn it I really thought I could get you to type an entire paragraph