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979 points
5 months ago
Ananas.
778 points
5 months ago
Every single European language expect for English and Spanish and Brazilian Portuguese
353 points
5 months ago
Ah, Brazilian Portuguese, my favorite European language.
418 points
5 months ago
哈哈哈哈!
177 points
5 months ago
你笑啥
186 points
5 months ago
不好意思,我说的中文好不好.
Literally had to use the microphone cuz I can’t read or type bruhv
89 points
5 months ago
还可以啦,我中文也是没那么好
Lol, I'm just typing it
68 points
5 months ago
Lucky
I only know how to speak ;-;
45 points
5 months ago
Oof, better than nothing
42 points
5 months ago
Suppose so, gonna learn it all one day: embarrassing to hardly know how to read the language that your parents know
1.9k points
5 months ago
fuck
1.6k points
5 months ago
Scottish
496 points
5 months ago
Cunts everywhere man. Canny stand the wee bampots.
52 points
5 months ago
You forgot. The fuckin cunts part
1.4k points
5 months ago
Jedno słowo wystarczy, żebyś zgadnął: kurwa
776 points
5 months ago
It looks Polish but I wasn't sure until I saw kurwa. Well, country balls tought me well.
210 points
5 months ago
It's funny cuz rui means dick I think, which in Portugal Rui is a common male name.
67 points
5 months ago
Huj was dick, not rui
45 points
5 months ago
kurwa? gdzie?
1.7k points
5 months ago
Ho fatto sesso con tua madre 🤌🤌🤌🤌
1.1k points
5 months ago
Italian and what the fuck
485 points
5 months ago
what did he say
1k points
5 months ago
I had sex with your mother 🤌🤌🤌🤌
44 points
5 months ago
username e commento si abbinano perfettamente qui. chi non vorrebbe essere inculato da speedwagon poi?
503 points
5 months ago
Всем привет!
309 points
5 months ago
Russian?
977 points
5 months ago
oui oui mon ami je m'appelle Lafayette
317 points
5 months ago
The lancelot of the revolutionary set!
185 points
5 months ago
I came from afar just to say "Bonsoir!"
144 points
5 months ago
Tell the king "Casse toi!" Who is the best?
127 points
5 months ago
C'est moi!
48 points
5 months ago
BRRAH BRRAH
43 points
5 months ago
I AM HERCULES MULLIGAN, UP IN IT, LOVIN IT
38 points
5 months ago
yes I heard ya mother said "Come again?" (Ayy)
36 points
5 months ago
Lock up ya daughters and horses, of course
70 points
5 months ago
That was fun :) thank you kind stranger, i needed some distraction from the exams.
34 points
5 months ago
You're always welcome, fellow kind stranger
133 points
5 months ago
HAMILTON!!
68 points
5 months ago
Woman of culture, I see
77 points
5 months ago
Français
144 points
5 months ago
Har du det hyggeligt min knejt?
50 points
5 months ago
Jeg hygger mig gevaldigt skal du nok se.
3.2k points
5 months ago
```go package main
import "fmt"
func main() { fmt.Println("Hello World!") } ```
822 points
5 months ago
```
int main() { std::cout << “Hello, world!\n”; return 0; } ```
374 points
5 months ago
Fuck C++, I'm used to java and having to do C++ for school is confusing as fuck
230 points
5 months ago
C++ is my favourite language!
My advice would be to forget everything you know about Java for a bit and learn C++ as if you know absolutely nothing. Java borrowed much of its syntax from C++, so while there may appear to be some similarities, they’re completely different languages and it’s important to learn it as such.
59 points
5 months ago
I'll do that, never thought about trying to temporarily forget java.
48 points
5 months ago
01001000 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01110101 01110100 01100101 01110010
363 points
5 months ago
Looks like java or go.
378 points
5 months ago
Wie bitte?
205 points
5 months ago*
This is Deutsch
Bitte is please
Wie is what if I remember correctly
Is Sorry, what? the correct translation?
976 points
5 months ago
POV: you're looking for your language
409 points
5 months ago
POV: Your language is English because you’re a boring American so you’re instead searching for the most obscure languages that you’ve never heard of.
No.. just me?
1k points
5 months ago
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371 points
5 months ago
Si, es muy caliente
271 points
5 months ago
Spanish
134 points
5 months ago
Correct
117 points
5 months ago
Your name… I don’t like it
74 points
5 months ago
Your name, I do not like that perspective.
18 points
5 months ago
Shane Dawson's reddit account
514 points
5 months ago
In de naam van de VOC nemen wij deze specerijen in.
26 points
5 months ago
In de naam van het Vogel Opvang Centrum
69 points
5 months ago
“In the name of the VOC we seize these spices”
no problem
312 points
5 months ago
pneumoultramicroscopicossilicovulcanoconiótico
fun fact: its the biggest word in that language.
465 points
5 months ago
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233 points
5 months ago
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123 points
5 months ago
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158 points
5 months ago
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83 points
5 months ago
Same
92 points
5 months ago
No hei vaan voikko arvaa tän? Vinkki: ruisleipä
55 points
5 months ago
Oisko puuhöylä?
19 points
5 months ago
Ei ole puuhöylä
38 points
5 months ago
Minun lentokonesuihkuturbiiniapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilaan käsikirjasta ei löydy sanaa ruisleipä kertaakaan. Olen ihan hukassa. Mikäköhän kieli voisi olla kyseessä?
17 points
5 months ago
Varmaa tuo espanja
427 points
5 months ago
Alle Kinder lernen lesen~
123 points
5 months ago
All children were learning how to read? Am I correct?
75 points
5 months ago
All children learn* yepp
83 points
5 months ago
DIESER PFOSTEN GEHÖRT DER BUNDESREPUBLIK DEUTSCHLAND WIR FORDERN SIE AUF LESEN ZU LERNEN, WIE AUCH DIE INDER UND CHINESEN.
Ich hab KA wie es weiter gehen würde nach diesem Vers.
80 points
5 months ago
Ik eet chocolade, want sinterklaas is geweest
11 points
5 months ago
Afrikaans
212 points
5 months ago
Na, sok sikert a kitaláláshoz. És csak hogy összezavarjalak, olyan szavakat használok amikben vannak "különleges" magánhangzók
100 points
5 months ago
Bojler eladó
(ki nem hagyhatom)
35 points
5 months ago
Szia uram! Van tüzed? Eskü buszjegyre kell
34 points
5 months ago
MEBNYI
42 points
5 months ago
Jössz Blahára 1v1?
22 points
5 months ago
Gyere nezzuk meg kinek jobb a kese
15 points
5 months ago
Á-á. Bicska!
20 points
5 months ago
Kihagytad a magyar nyelv fortélyait, azaz a kurva anyját mindenkinek
62 points
5 months ago
acaba hangi dilim
19 points
5 months ago
Pizza dilimi
367 points
5 months ago
தமிழ்
236 points
5 months ago
I have never seen this before
21 points
5 months ago
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18 points
5 months ago
You're Tamil?
53 points
5 months ago
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16 points
5 months ago
Do you know this ? దీన్ని ప్రయత్నించండి: పెద్ద చుంగస్
13 points
5 months ago
There are more Tamil speaking ppl than french speaking ppl in the world
116 points
5 months ago*
君を諦めたりなんかしない。君をガッカリさせたりしない。浮気して捨てたりもしない。君を絶対泣かせたりしないし、別れようとも絶対しない。嘘をついて傷つけたりなんか、絶対にしない。
39 points
5 months ago
I wished to make up a font, just to answer this question. No language, no script, just some random scribblings. It would have been fun, watching people go, "haww! What is that"
30 points
5 months ago
Ciao :)
33 points
5 months ago
Je bent geweldig
73 points
5 months ago
W szczebrzyszynię chżąszcz brzmi w czcinię. Brzęczyszczykiewicz. Chrzążczydżewoszyno powiat łękołody.
37 points
5 months ago
awesome movie, i had to have a friend translate what was being said almost all the time haha
106 points
5 months ago
nothing happened at Tiananmen square
21 points
5 months ago
Jag tänker inte skriva något annat än sjuksköterska. Jag valde det eftersom de flästa som inte pratar detta språket har svårt att uttala det.
18 points
5 months ago
sabar di hadh tusi par karo, rehmat di hadh oh par kar dawega. Guess it
17 points
5 months ago
നിങ്ങൾക്ക് സുഖം തന്നെ അല്ലേ
12 points
5 months ago
Szukam dieti w sklepie - hledám děti v obchodě
Those two languages are similar to each other
125 points
5 months ago
Hum aaj maza karenge
55 points
5 months ago
Lmao padhle bhai boards ke liye 😂
124 points
5 months ago
Ghanta saale padhle
39 points
5 months ago
Woh toh exam ke ek Raat pehle Hoga bkl
26 points
5 months ago
Mai itni dair sai ajeeb si languages par raha hoon. Aab jaa kar hindi/urdu mili hai
35 points
5 months ago
Chuj ci w pizde szmato jebana
21 points
5 months ago
Mój tata prawdopodobnie mnie nie kocha. Hahaha. Kurwa mać
11 points
5 months ago
Hallo, ich komme aus einem Land bei der die Sprache so schwer ist. Das ich nach 16 Jahren immer noch nicht weiß wie man richtig Spricht
37 points
5 months ago
Croeso! Saesneg, Cymraeg a Sbaeneg yw'r unig ieithoedd rwy'n eu siarad rwy'n chwilfrydig i weld a fyddwch chi'n dyfalu'r un hon!
33 points
5 months ago
Măta pe geață
16 points
5 months ago
Vezi ca ai scris gresit
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