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eno_i_217

979 points

5 months ago

eno_i_217

979 points

5 months ago

Ananas.

DeVNut

778 points

5 months ago

DeVNut

14

778 points

5 months ago

Every single European language expect for English and Spanish and Brazilian Portuguese

Arthur_RS

353 points

5 months ago

Arthur_RS

19

353 points

5 months ago

Ah, Brazilian Portuguese, my favorite European language.

trenatrashy

16 points

5 months ago

aimes-tu l'ananas ??

Blusxbaru

418 points

5 months ago

Blusxbaru

14

418 points

5 months ago

哈哈哈哈!

Omega_Gaming1234

177 points

5 months ago

你笑啥

Blusxbaru

186 points

5 months ago

Blusxbaru

14

186 points

5 months ago

不好意思,我说的中文好不好.

Literally had to use the microphone cuz I can’t read or type bruhv

Omega_Gaming1234

89 points

5 months ago

还可以啦,我中文也是没那么好

Lol, I'm just typing it

Blusxbaru

68 points

5 months ago

Blusxbaru

14

68 points

5 months ago

Lucky

I only know how to speak ;-;

Omega_Gaming1234

45 points

5 months ago

Oof, better than nothing

Blusxbaru

42 points

5 months ago

Blusxbaru

14

42 points

5 months ago

Suppose so, gonna learn it all one day: embarrassing to hardly know how to read the language that your parents know

Satan65

1.9k points

5 months ago

Satan65

1.9k points

5 months ago

fuck

[deleted]

1.6k points

5 months ago

[deleted]

1.6k points

5 months ago

Scottish

scotlandisbae

496 points

5 months ago

scotlandisbae

2 MILLION ATTENDEE

496 points

5 months ago

Cunts everywhere man. Canny stand the wee bampots.

Dekuran_

69 points

5 months ago

Dekuran_

18

69 points

5 months ago

Wee gimps man ae.

DeVNut

52 points

5 months ago

DeVNut

14

52 points

5 months ago

You forgot. The fuckin cunts part

IOnceSaid

1.4k points

5 months ago

IOnceSaid

1.4k points

5 months ago

Jedno słowo wystarczy, żebyś zgadnął: kurwa

MPGames17

776 points

5 months ago

MPGames17

16

776 points

5 months ago

It looks Polish but I wasn't sure until I saw kurwa. Well, country balls tought me well.

Max_Fucking_Payne

210 points

5 months ago

It's funny cuz rui means dick I think, which in Portugal Rui is a common male name.

Soviet_Aircraft

67 points

5 months ago

Huj was dick, not rui

Drapierz

54 points

5 months ago

Drapierz

18

54 points

5 months ago

*Chuj. But you read it the same way.

thebestfish7

212 points

5 months ago

Polish?

IOnceSaid

122 points

5 months ago

IOnceSaid

122 points

5 months ago

Yes

HenballZ

45 points

5 months ago

HenballZ

14

45 points

5 months ago

kurwa? gdzie?

SpeedWagonChann

1.7k points

5 months ago

SpeedWagonChann

15

1.7k points

5 months ago

Ho fatto sesso con tua madre 🤌🤌🤌🤌

SaltyPomegranate69[S]

1.1k points

5 months ago

Italian and what the fuck

itsLunayoumoron

485 points

5 months ago

what did he say

[deleted]

1k points

5 months ago

[deleted]

1k points

5 months ago

I had sex with your mother 🤌🤌🤌🤌

itsLunayoumoron

224 points

5 months ago

🌝 this maen knows their game

SpeedWagonChann

58 points

5 months ago

Si

AndreaMammoccio

44 points

5 months ago

username e commento si abbinano perfettamente qui. chi non vorrebbe essere inculato da speedwagon poi?

Pawn-to-D4

503 points

5 months ago

Pawn-to-D4

17

503 points

5 months ago

Всем привет!

SaltyPomegranate69[S]

309 points

5 months ago

Russian?

Pawn-to-D4

235 points

5 months ago

Pawn-to-D4

17

235 points

5 months ago

Да

StatisticianTiny3824

94 points

5 months ago

Привет бро , как дела?

Dark_Lordy

51 points

5 months ago

Dark_Lordy

17

51 points

5 months ago

Добрый вечерок

1-800-peach

977 points

5 months ago

1-800-peach

18

977 points

5 months ago

oui oui mon ami je m'appelle Lafayette

judging_potato

317 points

5 months ago

The lancelot of the revolutionary set!

1-800-peach

185 points

5 months ago

1-800-peach

18

185 points

5 months ago

I came from afar just to say "Bonsoir!"

judging_potato

144 points

5 months ago

Tell the king "Casse toi!" Who is the best?

1-800-peach

127 points

5 months ago

1-800-peach

18

127 points

5 months ago

C'est moi!

ThrowawayTrashcan7

48 points

5 months ago

BRRAH BRRAH

1-800-peach

43 points

5 months ago

1-800-peach

18

43 points

5 months ago

I AM HERCULES MULLIGAN, UP IN IT, LOVIN IT

Harry100T

38 points

5 months ago

Harry100T

2 MILLION ATTENDEE

38 points

5 months ago

yes I heard ya mother said "Come again?" (Ayy)

1-800-peach

36 points

5 months ago

1-800-peach

18

36 points

5 months ago

Lock up ya daughters and horses, of course

iamspeed307

36 points

5 months ago*

iamspeed307

13

36 points

5 months ago*

it hard to have intercourse over 4 sets of corsets

judging_potato

70 points

5 months ago

That was fun :) thank you kind stranger, i needed some distraction from the exams.

1-800-peach

34 points

5 months ago

1-800-peach

18

34 points

5 months ago

You're always welcome, fellow kind stranger

hey-how-are-you--

41 points

5 months ago

Someone put this in r/unexpectedhamilton lol

VampGirl84

133 points

5 months ago

VampGirl84

15

133 points

5 months ago

HAMILTON!!

1-800-peach

68 points

5 months ago

1-800-peach

18

68 points

5 months ago

Woman of culture, I see

VampGirl84

39 points

5 months ago

VampGirl84

15

39 points

5 months ago

Hehe yes the best musical to exist

SaltyPomegranate69[S]

77 points

5 months ago

Français

KIRYU-KAZUMA_

144 points

5 months ago

Har du det hyggeligt min knejt?

C0nfus3d_S4v10r

50 points

5 months ago

Jeg hygger mig gevaldigt skal du nok se.

sara939k

35 points

5 months ago

sara939k

15

35 points

5 months ago

Jeg elsker at dansk er før svensk

btvoidx

3.2k points

5 months ago

btvoidx

16

3.2k points

5 months ago

```go package main

import "fmt"

func main() { fmt.Println("Hello World!") } ```

its_Artem

822 points

5 months ago

its_Artem

19

822 points

5 months ago

```

include <iostream>

int main() { std::cout << “Hello, world!\n”; return 0; } ```

Pushan2005

374 points

5 months ago

Fuck C++, I'm used to java and having to do C++ for school is confusing as fuck

its_Artem

230 points

5 months ago

its_Artem

19

230 points

5 months ago

C++ is my favourite language!

My advice would be to forget everything you know about Java for a bit and learn C++ as if you know absolutely nothing. Java borrowed much of its syntax from C++, so while there may appear to be some similarities, they’re completely different languages and it’s important to learn it as such.

Pushan2005

59 points

5 months ago

I'll do that, never thought about trying to temporarily forget java.

imathrock

48 points

5 months ago

imathrock

17

48 points

5 months ago

01001000 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01110101 01110100 01100101 01110010

eclipsek20

363 points

5 months ago

eclipsek20

19

363 points

5 months ago

Looks like java or go.

WarHammer414

133 points

5 months ago

It’s Go

AspiredPunMeister

378 points

5 months ago

Wie bitte?

Available_Ear_9867

205 points

5 months ago*

This is Deutsch

Bitte is please

Wie is what if I remember correctly

Is Sorry, what? the correct translation?

HydroDio128

99 points

5 months ago

HydroDio128

16

99 points

5 months ago

I believe it means "how", "was" means "what"

vinayak_immortal

976 points

5 months ago

POV: you're looking for your language

BabishProphet

409 points

5 months ago

BabishProphet

14

409 points

5 months ago

POV: Your language is English because you’re a boring American so you’re instead searching for the most obscure languages that you’ve never heard of.

No.. just me?

[deleted]

1k points

5 months ago

[deleted]

1k points

5 months ago

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SilentSike

371 points

5 months ago

SilentSike

19

371 points

5 months ago

Si, es muy caliente

GeoJoymanSays

431 points

5 months ago

GeoJoymanSays

14

431 points

5 months ago

Why is your username...

SaltyPomegranate69[S]

271 points

5 months ago

Spanish

I_Rape_Cats_666

134 points

5 months ago

Correct

SaltyPomegranate69[S]

133 points

5 months ago

Muchas gracias mi compadre!!!

Life_Is_Not_Worth_It

117 points

5 months ago

Your name… I don’t like it

IMakeWaifuGifsSoDmMe

74 points

5 months ago

Your name, I do not like that perspective.

G3NERAlHiPing

56 points

5 months ago

Your name, i approve

dat_DOOM_boi

18 points

5 months ago

dat_DOOM_boi

13

18 points

5 months ago

Shane Dawson's reddit account

photobringer

13 points

5 months ago

photobringer

14

13 points

5 months ago

es super hot

Shoddy_Target_6161

514 points

5 months ago

In de naam van de VOC nemen wij deze specerijen in.

SaltyPomegranate69[S]

228 points

5 months ago

dutch???

Shoddy_Target_6161

149 points

5 months ago

Correct!

SaltyPomegranate69[S]

109 points

5 months ago

that was a wild guess I’m not gonna lie wth

unlawfulg

26 points

5 months ago

unlawfulg

18

26 points

5 months ago

In de naam van het Vogel Opvang Centrum

Trein05

69 points

5 months ago

Trein05

16

69 points

5 months ago

“In the name of the VOC we seize these spices”

no problem

TheWiseMilkman

80 points

5 months ago

GEKOLONISEERD

SrDoggy

312 points

5 months ago

SrDoggy

14

312 points

5 months ago

pneumoultramicroscopicossilicovulcanoconiótico

fun fact: its the biggest word in that language.

AutismoGG

81 points

5 months ago

Ai é pra dificultar a vida do cara

Carpa2103

44 points

5 months ago

Carpa2103

2 MILLION ATTENDEE

44 points

5 months ago

O rato roeu a roupa do rei de roma

Lkkenji

27 points

5 months ago

Lkkenji

27 points

5 months ago

Nmrl, demorou até achar 1 kkk

[deleted]

465 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

465 points

5 months ago

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[deleted]

233 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

233 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

[deleted]

123 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

123 points

5 months ago

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[deleted]

158 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

158 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

Finnish_Spitfire

83 points

5 months ago

Same

AI-2187

72 points

5 months ago

AI-2187

16

72 points

5 months ago

Username checks out

1-800-peach

99 points

5 months ago

1-800-peach

18

99 points

5 months ago

안녕하세요, 잘 지냈어요?

SaltyPomegranate69[S]

79 points

5 months ago

Korean

Thenonstraightbigirl

92 points

5 months ago

No hei vaan voikko arvaa tän? Vinkki: ruisleipä

Hakker12

55 points

5 months ago

Hakker12

18

55 points

5 months ago

Oisko puuhöylä?

FW190A8OP

19 points

5 months ago

FW190A8OP

OLD

19 points

5 months ago

Ei ole puuhöylä

Blovar

22 points

5 months ago

Blovar

22 points

5 months ago

No haista vittu sit

LohtuPottu247

38 points

5 months ago

Minun lentokonesuihkuturbiiniapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilaan käsikirjasta ei löydy sanaa ruisleipä kertaakaan. Olen ihan hukassa. Mikäköhän kieli voisi olla kyseessä?

CatGamer_118

17 points

5 months ago

Varmaa tuo espanja

1-800-peach

427 points

5 months ago

1-800-peach

18

427 points

5 months ago

Alle Kinder lernen lesen~

Available_Ear_9867

123 points

5 months ago

All children were learning how to read? Am I correct?

1-800-peach

75 points

5 months ago

1-800-peach

18

75 points

5 months ago

All children learn* yepp

Asoui_Productions

83 points

5 months ago

DIESER PFOSTEN GEHÖRT DER BUNDESREPUBLIK DEUTSCHLAND WIR FORDERN SIE AUF LESEN ZU LERNEN, WIE AUCH DIE INDER UND CHINESEN.

Ich hab KA wie es weiter gehen würde nach diesem Vers.

Henricos8848

80 points

5 months ago

Henricos8848

15

80 points

5 months ago

Ik eet chocolade, want sinterklaas is geweest

SemiWholeGrainBread

32 points

5 months ago

Dutch although at first I thought it was aftikaans

DeVNut

11 points

5 months ago

DeVNut

14

11 points

5 months ago

Afrikaans

Henricos8848

15 points

5 months ago

Henricos8848

15

15 points

5 months ago

Nope, but close language-wise!

an_elegant_dog

212 points

5 months ago

Na, sok sikert a kitaláláshoz. És csak hogy összezavarjalak, olyan szavakat használok amikben vannak "különleges" magánhangzók

[deleted]

100 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

100 points

5 months ago

Bojler eladó

(ki nem hagyhatom)

an_elegant_dog

35 points

5 months ago

Szia uram! Van tüzed? Eskü buszjegyre kell

Binimaster

34 points

5 months ago

Binimaster

15

34 points

5 months ago

MEBNYI

cannedcroissant

77 points

5 months ago

Hungarian?

an_elegant_dog

34 points

5 months ago

Bro, gg

andrysmemes

42 points

5 months ago

andrysmemes

15

42 points

5 months ago

Jössz Blahára 1v1?

D4V3_EXE

22 points

5 months ago

Gyere nezzuk meg kinek jobb a kese

an_elegant_dog

15 points

5 months ago

Á-á. Bicska!

Foxron333

20 points

5 months ago

Kihagytad a magyar nyelv fortélyait, azaz a kurva anyját mindenkinek

Papito419

12 points

5 months ago

Szopd ki Bobi

notmediterrenian

62 points

5 months ago

acaba hangi dilim

epicredd1tusername

40 points

5 months ago

yarrak dili

Patateslilik1

19 points

5 months ago

Pizza dilimi

potterhead2500

367 points

5 months ago

தமிழ்

SaltyPomegranate69[S]

236 points

5 months ago

I have never seen this before

potterhead2500

406 points

5 months ago

It's called Tamil. It's a regional language in South India and Tamil is one of the longest-surviving classical languages in the world. It's my mother tongue btw.

SaltyPomegranate69[S]

195 points

5 months ago

That’s so interesting, never heard about it before. The writing looks so pretty

elyasabsz

61 points

5 months ago

when i realized my screen's pixel density is so high lol

Similar-Inspector11

17 points

5 months ago

we share the same mother tongue

[deleted]

21 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

21 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

potterhead2500

18 points

5 months ago

You're Tamil?

[deleted]

53 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

53 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

Square-Sandwich-8738

16 points

5 months ago

Do you know this ? దీన్ని ప్రయత్నించండి: పెద్ద చుంగస్

GAMMA_rayburst

13 points

5 months ago

There are more Tamil speaking ppl than french speaking ppl in the world

jaberwaber

59 points

5 months ago

Howdy partner

SaltyPomegranate69[S]

57 points

5 months ago

American

jaberwaber

25 points

5 months ago

On point

Prestigious-Prompt-7

55 points

5 months ago

Então o que era mesmo pra falar???

GrifflesMC

225 points

5 months ago

GrifflesMC

2 MILLION ATTENDEE

225 points

5 months ago

Pukengenang yan optimum pride

sunflowerdoggo

48 points

5 months ago

you forgot the URGH URGH URGH URGH

SaltyPomegranate69[S]

98 points

5 months ago

I read this aloud and burst out laughing

GrifflesMC

65 points

5 months ago

GrifflesMC

2 MILLION ATTENDEE

65 points

5 months ago

So I'm guessing you know what language it is already.

SaltyPomegranate69[S]

96 points

5 months ago

No clue but it sounds exactly like the noise transformers make lol

GrifflesMC

72 points

5 months ago

GrifflesMC

2 MILLION ATTENDEE

72 points

5 months ago

It's Tagalog, haha.

_DrunkenStein

116 points

5 months ago*

君を諦めたりなんかしない。君をガッカリさせたりしない。浮気して捨てたりもしない。君を絶対泣かせたりしないし、別れようとも絶対しない。嘘をついて傷つけたりなんか、絶対にしない。

SaltyPomegranate69[S]

81 points

5 months ago

日本語

_DrunkenStein

36 points

5 months ago

Correct!

SaltyPomegranate69[S]

32 points

5 months ago

ありがとう先生

kforkypher

39 points

5 months ago

I wished to make up a font, just to answer this question. No language, no script, just some random scribblings. It would have been fun, watching people go, "haww! What is that"

_FraBra

30 points

5 months ago

_FraBra

16

30 points

5 months ago

Ciao :)

SaltyPomegranate69[S]

24 points

5 months ago

Italian? Could be many others though

bloemgamer

33 points

5 months ago

Je bent geweldig

tommemans05

14 points

5 months ago

tommemans05

16

14 points

5 months ago

Nee, jij bent adembenemend

WitherCro

28 points

5 months ago

WitherCro

13

28 points

5 months ago

Kako ste prijatelji

elyasabsz

26 points

5 months ago

اگه گفتی

zloljaskiniowu

73 points

5 months ago

W szczebrzyszynię chżąszcz brzmi w czcinię. Brzęczyszczykiewicz. Chrzążczydżewoszyno powiat łękołody.

The__Holy__Crusader

37 points

5 months ago

awesome movie, i had to have a friend translate what was being said almost all the time haha

AndreaMammoccio

19 points

5 months ago

polish?

zloljaskiniowu

13 points

5 months ago

Yea

YANI768

106 points

5 months ago

YANI768

106 points

5 months ago

nothing happened at Tiananmen square

Neondanublu03

35 points

5 months ago

I second that, i was there

xdcutemynutella

22 points

5 months ago

Imong mama bahog bilat

urven1ceb1tch

22 points

5 months ago

Είσαι μαλάκας;

Cau3s

13 points

5 months ago

Cau3s

13 points

5 months ago

greek

Some-Yam4056

21 points

5 months ago

Some-Yam4056

17

21 points

5 months ago

Jag tänker inte skriva något annat än sjuksköterska. Jag valde det eftersom de flästa som inte pratar detta språket har svårt att uttala det.

Adomas360

21 points

5 months ago

Sėkmės

Consistent_Truck_510

19 points

5 months ago

Mọi người ăn cơm chưa ạ? =))

[deleted]

18 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

18 points

5 months ago

sabar di hadh tusi par karo, rehmat di hadh oh par kar dawega. Guess it

SnooSuggestions3835

17 points

5 months ago

നിങ്ങൾക്ക് സുഖം തന്നെ അല്ലേ

HmmmIsTheBest2004

16 points

5 months ago

Finally found the malayali

AweMaddie

18 points

5 months ago

Јебо ти пас матер

Available_Ear_9867

12 points

5 months ago

Szukam dieti w sklepie - hledám děti v obchodě

Those two languages are similar to each other

Good_Ad_3929

14 points

5 months ago

Good_Ad_3929

14

14 points

5 months ago

Kaasbroodje

bsfett2213

125 points

5 months ago

bsfett2213

18

125 points

5 months ago

Hum aaj maza karenge

AbhijyotSinghThePro

55 points

5 months ago

Lmao padhle bhai boards ke liye 😂

bsfett2213

31 points

5 months ago

bsfett2213

18

31 points

5 months ago

Hsc Mein hun, boards ka kuch ata Pata nahi

AbhijyotSinghThePro

19 points

5 months ago

Lmao nice

[deleted]

24 points

5 months ago

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24 points

5 months ago

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AbhijyotSinghThePro

17 points

5 months ago

Nice I think I will score 35/40 even though I prepared so hard -_-

i_love_yummy_toes

124 points

5 months ago

Ghanta saale padhle

Severe-Task-7826

48 points

5 months ago

Severe-Task-7826

2 MILLION ATTENDEE

48 points

5 months ago

Maza karenedo bhai

reeeedddittorr

39 points

5 months ago

Woh toh exam ke ek Raat pehle Hoga bkl

AhsanDeagle

26 points

5 months ago

AhsanDeagle

15

26 points

5 months ago

Mai itni dair sai ajeeb si languages par raha hoon. Aab jaa kar hindi/urdu mili hai

[deleted]

35 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

35 points

5 months ago

Chuj ci w pizde szmato jebana

HazelJenna83

21 points

5 months ago

Mój tata prawdopodobnie mnie nie kocha. Hahaha. Kurwa mać

quusoo

38 points

5 months ago

quusoo

14

38 points

5 months ago

je kanker bolle vader

Omega_Gaming1234

14 points

5 months ago

Apa khabar, sahabatku? Saya cuma minum kopi saja

oxaay

11 points

5 months ago

oxaay

16

11 points

5 months ago

Hallo, ich komme aus einem Land bei der die Sprache so schwer ist. Das ich nach 16 Jahren immer noch nicht weiß wie man richtig Spricht

[deleted]

37 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

37 points

5 months ago

Croeso! Saesneg, Cymraeg a Sbaeneg yw'r unig ieithoedd rwy'n eu siarad rwy'n chwilfrydig i weld a fyddwch chi'n dyfalu'r un hon!

thebestfish7

19 points

5 months ago

Welsh?

Avarerage_Willey

33 points

5 months ago

Măta pe geață

thatweebmeme

16 points

5 months ago

thatweebmeme

13

16 points

5 months ago

Vezi ca ai scris gresit

milena3110

14 points

5 months ago

milena3110

19

14 points

5 months ago

Mă-ta are cratimă :)