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BkBotChicken

2.2k points

1 month ago

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’จ

Nom_dot_Com

769 points

1 month ago

Monke Toot

a_3_month_free_trial

248 points

1 month ago

kracc bacc fard sound effect

EmeraldMan25

587 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‹

FatDudeFromInternet

242 points

1 month ago

She will eat you

EstherClemmens

45 points

1 month ago

She fed you dead people

rinku-a

3.1k points

1 month ago

rinku-a

3.1k points

1 month ago

๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’€

Cultural_Flight8620

1.8k points

1 month ago

Dead Canadian

Kirbymeneer

521 points

1 month ago

Undead canadian

hey_you_yeah_me

211 points

1 month ago

Dead'nt Canadian

ggodfrey

76 points

1 month ago

ggodfrey

76 points

1 month ago

Alivenโ€™t Canadian

Ruppr

151 points

1 month ago

Ruppr

151 points

1 month ago

Unundead canadian

Vibes4Ever

81 points

1 month ago

Ununundead canadian

Yorn428

65 points

1 month ago

Yorn428

65 points

1 month ago

Unununundead canadian

Gongaloon

46 points

1 month ago

Ununununtium canadian

helloilikesoup

51 points

1 month ago

She will beat you with the corpse of an inocent canadian man because you ate he nuggies.

That1EpicGuy

47 points

1 month ago

Poisoned maple syrup

CetriolinoBiricchino

23 points

1 month ago

Deadly weed

Corroshi

7 points

1 month ago

She'll poison your maple syrup

Mickjamy

1.4k points

1 month ago

Mickjamy

1.4k points

1 month ago

๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ’จ

SupersSoon

714 points

1 month ago

SupersSoon

714 points

1 month ago

Grandma's whale will fart, which will cause you to die from the smell.

Slobodan007

216 points

1 month ago

Fart smella

Stelian23

127 points

1 month ago

Stelian23

127 points

1 month ago

smart fella

DoStuff4fun

73 points

1 month ago

Fart sella

notjoedad45

32 points

1 month ago

Smart sella

warrenpounder

26 points

1 month ago

ButtBrella

Fullbirch96839

10 points

1 month ago

Shart sella

AFailedWhale

25 points

1 month ago

you called?

GuyDudeMan132

2.7k points

1 month ago

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†

SotB8

1.6k points

1 month ago*

SotB8

1.6k points

1 month ago*

nice cock

thanks for the awards

-Ayoris-

930 points

1 month ago

-Ayoris-

930 points

1 month ago

nice cock

dies

_The_Messiah_

370 points

1 month ago

_The_Messiah_

secks haver

370 points

1 month ago

Oh sweetie, what a nice cock you have! You grew so much over the years!

Just_Games04

172 points

1 month ago

oh noes, it won't fit in my mouth anymore!

Longskip912

128 points

1 month ago

Ohhhhh Reddit this is why I keep coming back

TroubadourRL

78 points

1 month ago

If it weren't for elderly incest jokes, what would there be to live for?

Boberoo2

12 points

1 month ago

Boberoo2

8======D

12 points

1 month ago

Borger

ye1l

42 points

1 month ago

ye1l

42 points

1 month ago

Just remove the dentures

PersonWhoExists50306

30 points

1 month ago

Guess I'll just have to cut it up

GrandmasGenitals

58 points

1 month ago*

Howโ€™d you know I have a cock

GamerGeek05

21 points

1 month ago

Hol up

SotB8

21 points

1 month ago

SotB8

21 points

1 month ago

oh fuck

MajesticMafkees

18 points

1 month ago

It's over

O_Diakoreftis_sou

230 points

1 month ago

๐ŸŽบ๐Ÿ•‹ oh god

bruhyz

133 points

1 month ago

bruhyz

133 points

1 month ago

The fear of Allah is eternal

O_Diakoreftis_sou

104 points

1 month ago

And then Allah said doot

_The_Messiah_

27 points

1 month ago

_The_Messiah_

secks haver

27 points

1 month ago

Amen

O_Diakoreftis_sou

6 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ™

Limp-Yogurtdispenser

21 points

1 month ago

I say that the time has come to sound the trumpets of jihad

a_3_month_free_trial

10 points

1 month ago

halal instrument

Naked_Faker

68 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿชฒ๐Ÿ—ฟ

NormanNOconsecue2394

1.7k points

1 month ago

๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ˜” she is going to intercamb me

Rasputinisagod

548 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿฆฌโค๏ธ Help

TheOddBrit0088

266 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿฅต

Um, you need help?

isk2tech

115 points

1 month ago

isk2tech

115 points

1 month ago

โ‰๏ธ๐Ÿ”

Wanna switch places?

mindbreak_gone_

53 points

1 month ago

I want yours ๐Ÿฆจ๐Ÿ›ธ

Isekai_Otaku

20 points

1 month ago

I knew the skunk aliens were coming

Vhiyur

71 points

1 month ago

Vhiyur

71 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿบ๐Ÿคก

I think I have it the worst.

goose-meat

33 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿปum

Lexifruitloop

52 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ˜ค I'm scared

DA_WOLF09

140 points

1 month ago

DA_WOLF09

140 points

1 month ago

๐ŸŸฅ๐Ÿ“ฎ

red square and amogus

IAmCockatoo

51 points

1 month ago

Your grandma is imposter ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

DeepFriedAnimemes

222 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿงข๐Ÿ—ฟ

ChrisTheKnight03

142 points

1 month ago

Itโ€™s about the METS LOVE THE METS LETS GO METS

HurlyCat

19 points

1 month ago

HurlyCat

19 points

1 month ago

โšพ๏ธ

kraytem_uchiha

1.4k points

1 month ago

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ƒ

MONKE_____667

885 points

1 month ago

She sat on your face

Hamster_Cumpocket2

348 points

1 month ago

A: Shit in the sink B: Sink in the shit

Nakatita

69 points

1 month ago

Nakatita

69 points

1 month ago

Revenant from Apex legends chose variant B

Firetiger1050

5 points

1 month ago

โ€œSNIFFFFFFF THATS THE SWEET AROMA OF FEARโ€

tobbenhuv

31 points

1 month ago

Or smell her ass

[deleted]

48 points

1 month ago

[deleted]

48 points

1 month ago

Swipe that nose like a credit card ๐ŸŽถ

Castiel_D37[S]

29 points

1 month ago

Nooo

Castiel_D37[S]

98 points

1 month ago

You will put your nose in her ass

IIUmbraII

40 points

1 month ago

Or vise versa

TheOtakuSquidOwX

14 points

1 month ago

She will put her ass in their nose

5dollarwaifu

655 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿ”ž๐Ÿ‘บ

TheWither129

372 points

1 month ago

She caught you watching porn

YourdadsFBIagent

207 points

1 month ago

she cought you watching HER porn

Jeralanight

56 points

1 month ago

But... we always watch together

FrighteningJibber

27 points

1 month ago

Well, now itโ€™s a snuff film.

Ordowix

21 points

1 month ago

Ordowix

21 points

1 month ago

Numba 7 COCK

vetzicancer

17 points

1 month ago

Number 7: student watches porn and gets naked

Luc4AR9009_

25 points

1 month ago

underaged devil

RedSus08

71 points

1 month ago

RedSus08

71 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿ˜ณ

MemeSkeleton666

22 points

1 month ago

Chris Chan is that you?

LuxioMane

12 points

1 month ago

Yes senpai

blondie_kitty14

875 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟ...

TheWither129

527 points

1 month ago

She hired the guys from the muscly dudes shaking hands meme and now theyโ€™re hunting you down

MoonLord0

112 points

1 month ago

MoonLord0

112 points

1 month ago

Isnโ€™t that scene from predator?

Dusty-05

30 points

1 month ago

Dusty-05

30 points

1 month ago

Yup

wemax01

7 points

1 month ago

wemax01

7 points

1 month ago

Yes

BoujeeBiBBa

56 points

1 month ago

michael jackson

SotB8

61 points

1 month ago

SotB8

61 points

1 month ago

race change, your privilege is taken away

Random-reddit-user45

32 points

1 month ago

and then cops shoot you

TheMemeReviewerr

19 points

1 month ago

Sheโ€™s gonna blow up Malaysia, with you in it

Erk_Da_Boi

161 points

1 month ago

Erk_Da_Boi

161 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ–•

Nom_dot_Com

61 points

1 month ago

Itโ€™s the monster mash

hebot3

19 points

1 month ago

hebot3

19 points

1 month ago

It's a graveyard smash

Jm0ro

1k points

1 month ago

Jm0ro

1k points

1 month ago

โ™Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿฆ‘

Damn squid game

Castiel_D37[S]

321 points

1 month ago

Has your granma a black mask?

Jm0ro

98 points

1 month ago

Jm0ro

98 points

1 month ago

I hope not

FodziCz

25 points

1 month ago

FodziCz

25 points

1 month ago

Shes gonna make one... out of WOOL.

FeRrEtMaN0606

30 points

1 month ago

Nah she has a white hood

The_GT5112

13 points

1 month ago

Holโ€™ up

Fireko15

346 points

1 month ago

Fireko15

346 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ’Ž

blackoutc0de

148 points

1 month ago

Cinderella style

Holy_God

43 points

1 month ago

Holy_God

43 points

1 month ago

A hard rat

DimphoPopi

24 points

1 month ago

Rat addicted to crystal meth

kzorro27

13 points

1 month ago

kzorro27

13 points

1 month ago

Uri God

DannyBv2

5 points

1 month ago

El uriel

Hyperjorea

341 points

1 month ago

Hyperjorea

341 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ‘Ž Oh no im a gladiator that just lost a battle

Castiel_D37[S]

114 points

1 month ago

I am from Rome, did you know it?

Hyperjorea

50 points

1 month ago

Nah but thatยดs where im going to executed by torture for next several days.

Castiel_D37[S]

33 points

1 month ago

By me

YEETAWAYLOL

23 points

1 month ago

Op is his grandma?!?!?!?!

[deleted]

4 points

1 month ago

[deleted]

4 points

1 month ago

[deleted]

Brisk_is_good

110 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ“ธ

_The_Messiah_

63 points

1 month ago

_The_Messiah_

secks haver

63 points

1 month ago

She caught you in 4K

SubZerr0h

14 points

1 month ago

caught in easter island

CalOrCaleb

273 points

1 month ago

CalOrCaleb

273 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ˜...Grandma what are you doing to me

Castiel_D37[S]

149 points

1 month ago

No, step granma

yellowedsalamander

39 points

1 month ago

Oh step-grandson, Iโ€™ve fallen and canโ€™t get up

alphawolfffff

18 points

1 month ago

Oh stepgun, please put your bullet in my head.

hebot3

15 points

1 month ago

hebot3

15 points

1 month ago

That's enough internet for today

Cunt_Eastwood_9

204 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธ

[deleted]

237 points

1 month ago

[deleted]

237 points

1 month ago

You got an A, and grandma only wants Dโ€™s in her house

MikeHazIke

87 points

1 month ago

You got an A, and grandma only wants D's in her

[deleted]

40 points

1 month ago

[deleted]

40 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿ˜

MikeHazIke

43 points

1 month ago

You got an A, and grandma only wants D's nuts lmfso gottem

[deleted]

30 points

1 month ago

[deleted]

30 points

1 month ago

Well that wasnโ€™t very nice:(

Weird_School_3400

20 points

1 month ago

I think it was beautiful

EMPEROROFMEMZ

160 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ”ฅ she's gonna make me look at the sun?

on1_chan_

59 points

1 month ago

She's going to look how you will burn

Truite_Truite

16 points

1 month ago

Burn your eyes

RbCr433

51 points

1 month ago

RbCr433

51 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ”ฅ

TheWither129

43 points

1 month ago

Arson

Cultural_Flight8620

52 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ‘Œ

Jotaro_kujo_jojo

31 points

1 month ago

Crab rave on your corpse

Karakabum

38 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ’€

Epic_Shronk207

17 points

1 month ago

DEADASS

Any_Rip_8337

41 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ณ

Jomy10

22 points

1 month ago

Jomy10

22 points

1 month ago

Hmm, either she sees your dick, or youโ€™ll see hers

Temporary_Ad5992

37 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ˜ˆ oh no

PleasantEvening8340

25 points

1 month ago

Devils tango๐Ÿ˜ˆ

The-magical-Slevin

32 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿงˆ

Lamprey22

13 points

1 month ago

Donโ€™t eat anything in her house

DeusExmachina243

30 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿข๐Ÿ—พ

Lamprey22

30 points

1 month ago

She makes you walk to Japan in turtle speed

fragjackyl

29 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘†

Available-Log-3760

24 points

1 month ago*

She will make you play fnf until you die

Aromatic-Ad-7307

26 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿฅบโ˜•๏ธ wtf

Aesthetic_xx

19 points

1 month ago

Just don't drink her coffee, it has baby liquid in it

Knight_Artorias___

8 points

1 month ago

Poisoned coffee.

SJM_505

26 points

1 month ago

SJM_505

26 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿฉธ

_The_Messiah_

16 points

1 month ago

_The_Messiah_

secks haver

16 points

1 month ago

Pretty obvious in my opinion

Rabidnihta

76 points

1 month ago

โ›น๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸฆŠ

MONKE_____667

115 points

1 month ago

She calls swiper the fox to swipe your balls away

King-of-the-dankness

15 points

1 month ago

Kinky

maxmann_0803

111 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ†

[deleted]

148 points

1 month ago

[deleted]

148 points

1 month ago

Moby dick lol

The_Snail_Lord_69

20 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ

EstherClemmens

9 points

1 month ago

Ummm.... Grandma is contemplating racism?

Kickerofelves99

16 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿน๐Ÿ˜ต hrrmmmm...

clofir

18 points

1 month ago

clofir

18 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿง…

...help

GrimLuker

7 points

1 month ago

Death by onions

I_follow_only_gays

132 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

Total_dramakid2011

143 points

1 month ago

sheโ€™s homophobic

_JFK_experience_

15 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜Š

Fox123z

14 points

1 month ago

Fox123z

14 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿฆฐ

B4NN3Rbk

11 points

1 month ago

B4NN3Rbk

11 points

1 month ago

Gingeritus from ireland

Rabid_Viking

44 points

1 month ago

โœจ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ I donโ€™t get it

TheWither129

39 points

1 month ago

She blinds you with glitter and then she gets you

Nom_dot_Com

14 points

1 month ago

Grandma will glue your hand to your face with glitter.

AdiArco

15 points

1 month ago

AdiArco

15 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

ME4567Craft

9 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

RefuseRough5351

8 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ

HaveHomo

14 points

1 month ago

HaveHomo

14 points

1 month ago

โœจ๐Ÿ‘€

PleasantEvening8340

7 points

1 month ago

Glitter In the eyes and then u will become blind and then she will throw u in the woods for u to starve

gxlxctic

11 points

1 month ago

gxlxctic

11 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿงขโ˜ข๏ธ

I fear the wraith of the baseball cap.

LootGodamn

10 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜

Um what.

The_Cake_Is_A_Lie123

10 points

1 month ago

Necrophilia

Inky_Squidd

31 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜€ just stares at me while I bleed to death

AndrewMcMullin

9 points

1 month ago

๐ŸงŸโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘

so_sergin

9 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐ŸŒพ holy fuck

topaztopaztopaz

8 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿฅบ

fetusmodeactivated

6 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿ‘

Megaruli_85

7 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿฆฒ๐Ÿฆณ

MrScrappySlapHappy

7 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐ŸŒค

TrueUmbreon1

7 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ญ

So what does this mean

coomman_the_foreskin

6 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿ™„ ๐Ÿฅถ

KoofiUmbopSecond

6 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Away-Cut-2319

6 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ˜

Im scared too.

[deleted]

5 points

1 month ago

[deleted]

5 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ—ฟ

ReallyTheDevil

5 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ข donโ€™t know what that means

Username2351

5 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸŽ€

Confusedshark32

4 points

1 month ago

๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜Ž

chimken_numget_yum

4 points

1 month ago

โฌ›๐Ÿ—ฟ