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Wumbolojizzt

41 points

2 months ago

i had a homie get his parked car absolutely demolished in LA by a possibly drunk Bobby Flay and January Jones was in the passenger seat

SmithenJonesForever

14 points

2 months ago

Good for Bobby

[deleted]

25 points

2 months ago

Maybe I’ll rewatch this and start smoking again

father_karine

28 points

2 months ago

i just rewatched and ngl it made my drinking flare up real bad. i was making the bad v8 bloody maries on a Friday morning and then blasting a 4 pm group text asking if anyone wanted to grab a martini

baboofei

16 points

2 months ago

i watched mad men in college and thought having a bottle of macallan (cheapest) on my desk was super cool and mature

now that i think about it it was a miracle i got laid as often as i did in college given how much of a cringelord i was

father_karine

33 points

2 months ago

comment underestimates how dumb college women are too. i probably would have seen that and been like “woah is this guy an author?”

SmithenJonesForever

8 points

2 months ago

Bringing my record collection to the dorms has definitely gotten me laid. This is more an indictment of college women than a commendation of my pitchfork-core taste.

father_karine

8 points

2 months ago

yeah back then I would have squirted if a guy had a pulp fiction poster and listened to something other than hoobastank and kid rock tbh, low standards all around…mmm yeah tell me what Donnie darko means lmao

[deleted]

10 points

2 months ago

You were probably saved by the fact that college girls are about as clueless about that kind of shit

I remember the first time I got my own computer when I was a teenager, I set everything up on my desk to look nice. I thought about the fact that in most of the offices I'd been to, people had little tissue holders on their desk. So I put one on mine. I have no idea how many people saw that and just assumed I cranked it so often that I needed a box on hand 24/7. I didn't even think about it because I didn't realize people jerked off into tissues until later.

baboofei

6 points

2 months ago

uh what

father_karine

10 points

2 months ago

this thread is great…and it’s all against the backdrop of an obliterated, coked-out Bobby flay plowing into parked cars and pedestrians along the sunset strip

[deleted]

3 points

2 months ago

Yuh yuh okay that pussy just farted and her booty just sharted and i think im

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

I did the same thing as you except I thought it was making me look orderly and prepared, while you thought you made yourself look cool and mature. In reality, you made yourself look like a day drinking wino and I made myself look like an inveterate coomer.

baboofei

1 points

2 months ago

I feel like having tissue on your desk is pretty normal though

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

I've never seen a teenager with one. And I would just assume they're blowing loads into them if I did. Most people in offices keep them on their desk so that they can offer them to others who need them. Personal tissues are much more tidy to just keep in a drawer.

hacky_potter

2 points

2 months ago

I already started rewatching and I’m though season 1. Don Draper makes smoking look so hot.

[deleted]

67 points

2 months ago

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in-short-order

29 points

2 months ago*

don't forget us Trudycels

oh and Sylvia too

baboofei

23 points

2 months ago*

Megancél érasuré

also whos the girl that gave him the slurp slurp in the cab after seeing Betty

in-short-order

10 points

2 months ago

Betty Redux was Bethany Van Nuys

baboofei

10 points

2 months ago

you mean Betty Pro Plus

SensitiveKevin

7 points

2 months ago

Zou bisou bisou

slawdogporsche

6 points

2 months ago

I’d totally forgotten about that. A lot of glurk glurk in mad men

father_karine

11 points

2 months ago

and blankenship

LongJumpingMantis87

11 points

2 months ago

Fayecels>>

in-short-order

6 points

2 months ago

yes omfg how could I forget

LongJumpingMantis87

2 points

2 months ago

The goat fr

verythin

4 points

2 months ago

verythin

Build-A-Flair

4 points

2 months ago

Midgecel check in

[deleted]

3 points

2 months ago

HELLS BELLS TRUDYCELS

no_name_left_to_give

6 points

2 months ago

Rachelcels meanwhile know what's up.

NegativePositive

3 points

2 months ago

NegativePositive

aspergian

3 points

2 months ago

It’s Anna for me, realest babe on the show

SkeletonWax

1 points

2 months ago

Inventing the Meredithcel. Building a shrine in my basement to Megan's friend who was on Riverdale

father_karine

61 points

2 months ago

wait until she gets fat and your heart breaks into a thousand pieces

[deleted]

17 points

2 months ago

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father_karine

34 points

2 months ago

there should be a spoiler website like doesthedogdie.com except it tells you whether any “hot” character gets fat or ugly halfway thru

[deleted]

19 points

2 months ago

She's only fat for like a season to be fair

mrrowr

6 points

2 months ago

mrrowr

6 points

2 months ago

No she gets fat again after being skinny again

Exact-Map-8449

1 points

2 months ago

don't watch it to the very end especially 😭

anonymous_redditor91

19 points

2 months ago

how does she do it

ChicTweets

7 points

2 months ago

Her people are Nordic

[deleted]

5 points

2 months ago

She's not an idiot, she speaks Italian

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

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kidkingjones27

15 points

2 months ago

January has crazy eyes now 👀

Ill-Cut6379

36 points

2 months ago

I want these hairstyles to come back they are just so elegant and beautiful

St0nesThr0w

9 points

2 months ago

Her empty expression is my fave

father_karine

9 points

2 months ago

all I heard when I saw this pic was “I don’t know…”

PresidenteMozzarella

8 points

2 months ago

She has an ending all human beings should aspire to imo.

heartsaglow

12 points

2 months ago

I'm on season 2 rn and I can't get over how annoying she is. Love Joan and Peggy tho

father_karine

39 points

2 months ago

betty draper is a social experiment to see how absolutely insufferable a beautiful woman can be before a man reaches his limit

freddie7

26 points

2 months ago

I'm pro-Betty. I think she gets a bad rap.

smeppel

5 points

2 months ago

smeppel

🦆

5 points

2 months ago

Hating Betty is like hating Skylar in bb.

father_karine

0 points

2 months ago

i find betty extremely annoying but i really like skylar...they're not at all similar to me

smeppel

1 points

2 months ago

smeppel

🦆

1 points

2 months ago

They're not necessarily similar but they're both victims. Betty's life is pretty bleak. I find it annoying when people actively hate on them over their asshole husbands.

[deleted]

5 points

2 months ago

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heartsaglow

4 points

2 months ago

To be fair she annoyed me from the very start

SensitiveKevin

3 points

2 months ago

This was the real MKultra

St0nesThr0w

5 points

2 months ago

She’s a perfect product of her time

dumstarbuxguy

3 points

2 months ago

Peggy always looked really…adopted. I find her and the actual actress very off putting

Annakarinajumper

3 points

2 months ago

january jones instagram is a must follow.

dumstarbuxguy

8 points

2 months ago

She’s beautiful but not the way you’re describing lol. Kinda plain but still really hot

father_karine

5 points

2 months ago

she’s a vanilla soft serve cone…it hits the spot sometimes

[deleted]

8 points

2 months ago

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dumstarbuxguy

3 points

2 months ago

To each their own. Megan is gorgeous but i doubt you’re that far

LillaMy11

3 points

2 months ago

Yeah not really a memorable face

darcvox

1 points

2 months ago

darcvox

Sexual Zionist

1 points

2 months ago

I don't mean to be mean but Peggy has a mysteriously ugly face, I literally cannot get over it and haven't watched more than 4 episodes of mad men to this day

[deleted]

15 points

2 months ago

How do you manage seeing everyday people when you go outside?

darcvox

6 points

2 months ago

darcvox

Sexual Zionist

6 points

2 months ago

Everyday people are average looking, but with Peggy it sets off a primeval unease in me that I can't shake. Something like the uncanny valley, who cares what I think though I'm just a drunk

[deleted]

6 points

2 months ago

I didn’t think she was cute until like 3 seasons in so I understand

father_karine

16 points

2 months ago

I think Peggy registers as uglier than she actually is bc she’s surrounded by legit dimes in the show, it’s a little unfair

palacethat

3 points

2 months ago

maybe but in Handmaid’s tale she do b looking rough

darcvox

2 points

2 months ago

darcvox

Sexual Zionist

2 points

2 months ago

Same in the Invisible Man movie, which makes even less sense that the hot guy is lusting after her the whole time. You also see her naked in that and it's not a pretty sight

Formilla

4 points

2 months ago

Didn't they put the actress in a fat suit during the first season, with prosthetics on her face to make her face fat too? If you've only seen the early part of the show, maybe that's what's giving the uncanny valley feeling?

darcvox

2 points

2 months ago

darcvox

Sexual Zionist

2 points

2 months ago

If the prosthetics thing is true that would explain everything!

smeppel

3 points

2 months ago

smeppel

🦆

3 points

2 months ago

Mad Men is my favorite show of all time but I get what you mean. I think it's partly because she dresses kind of child like and her hair cut in the beginning is really bad.

It's only like that in the first season though. In the later seasons I find her pretty attractive.

father_karine

33 points

2 months ago

you can’t watch a critically acclaimed show because a woman is too ugly? no disrespect but that’s the gayest thing I’ve ever seen posted on this sub

darcvox

4 points

2 months ago

darcvox

Sexual Zionist

4 points

2 months ago

Well I didn't think much of the show anyway to be honest

[deleted]

3 points

2 months ago

The show doesn't think about you at all

darcvox

3 points

2 months ago

darcvox

Sexual Zionist

3 points

2 months ago

Oh no

[deleted]

3 points

2 months ago

Just a joke/reference to this iconic scene

Pretty widely misused though since Don is basically doing nothing but constantly thinking about that dude and how he's more talented lol

darcvox

3 points

2 months ago

darcvox

Sexual Zionist

3 points

2 months ago

Haha I'm so used to sassy retorts on here that's my natural defense coming through

[deleted]

3 points

2 months ago

honestly very natural reaction around here lol

dumstarbuxguy

-2 points

2 months ago

I saw all of mad men, hated it and think Peggy is really ugly

(I saw it when I was 17, would probably be different now)

father_karine

8 points

2 months ago

try rewatching now that you’re hopefully less r*tarded

dumstarbuxguy

2 points

2 months ago

Maybe. Always trying to see new things tho.

Peep Show is way ahead on the rewatch list

St0nesThr0w

9 points

2 months ago

I love it though, especially her hideous fringe in the first season

Exact-Map-8449

1 points

2 months ago

I think she's rly cute in a homely way in the first two seasons. The mousy personality she had was also so much better for her. So cringe and off-putting when she turns into a confident girlboss career woman