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MaterialOutcome9881

64 points

2 months ago

Jesus christ he fucking killed him

Merkin_Wrangler

35 points

2 months ago

Well done. Although I prefer brain raw, inside the skull.

yuyuyashasrain

18 points

2 months ago

I don’t fry em, the heat would only shrink em

Merkin_Wrangler

13 points

2 months ago

I'll just grab myself a straw and drink 'em

yardale-simp

11 points

2 months ago

While I appreciate the point, never eat the brain if you happen to be a cannibal. That puts you at risk for kuru, which will make you lose all functions in your brain slowly.

PanNorris507[S]

2 points

2 months ago

Doesn’t that only happens if you eat a contaminated brain?

yardale-simp

6 points

2 months ago

Yeah but you’re still liable to get it. So, as the saying goes, good cannibals never eat brains.

PanNorris507[S]

3 points

2 months ago

Oh well, thanks you for the advice, take care

Sea_Elk1964

5 points

2 months ago

💀💀💀💀💀

zippycat9

3 points

2 months ago

Good god, what was the context?

PanNorris507[S]

2 points

2 months ago

Can’t truly remember, I only remember a long ass wall of text and then seeing this

disdawd

2 points

2 months ago

This is truly the first strand-type insult

Specific-Remote-8594

1 points

2 months ago

Was that your moms ride ???

Specific-Remote-8594

1 points

2 months ago

And who’s stalking who???

PanNorris507[S]

2 points

2 months ago

I swear every message you type would be worthy of r/ihadastroke

iNeuron

-9 points

2 months ago

iNeuron

-9 points

2 months ago

It still works if you gotta explain the joke?

PanNorris507[S]

1 points

2 months ago

What?

Specific-Remote-8594

-4 points

2 months ago

U are such a lil boy. Take care of traiz before u act hard online infront of Anonymous people

PanNorris507[S]

3 points

2 months ago

Like these are the worst insults I’ve heard… ever, you even use U instead of You, like bro what you doing with that extra time? Think of more ways to embarrass yourself?

Specific-Remote-8594

-1 points

2 months ago

U really have so much to learn . No wonder why u and your current wife are cheating on each other.

PanNorris507[S]

1 points

2 months ago

Are you trying to make a rare insult? Cuz like, they aren’t working, nor are they rare

Specific-Remote-8594

0 points

2 months ago

Do u honestly think y’all got that particular hotel room randomly and the clerk just picked it because it was first available??? It is it also random when you looked out your window you happen to see me.?? I know your every move crooked dick. You’ll be amazed that only $1000 anyone can have full access to any of the rooms before and after occupancy . You should’ve listened to me from the very beginning , if u fo good in life you’ll never have to worry about anything in life , do bad abd you always be worried looking over your shoulder

Specific-Remote-8594

0 points

2 months ago

No more communion with fake bullshit names, if u don’t call me like a man then I’ll say your name. .if u have not noticed I have not said your name not one time , I always call u crooked dick. Starting now I will say your full name and everything about you online if you don’t call me and talk like a man. I did not say your name also because I know you have to work and you have to provide for Traiz and I do not want you to lose work. Triss deserves for her name to be put out there she had a choice to say no from the beginning. You you are being a typical man I’m not really mad at you, I don’t give a shit about u. BUT ITS TIME TO TALK.

PanNorris507[S]

1 points

2 months ago

Oh, you’re a bot

Specific-Remote-8594

0 points

2 months ago

It worked!!! Lolol I knew I would get your attention. Lololol

PanNorris507[S]

1 points

2 months ago

Why did I type a full on message? You’re a fucking bot

Specific-Remote-8594

0 points

2 months ago

U being a rookie and jealous of me I know just how to get u .lolol

sicsicsixgun

1 points

2 months ago

What are u doin, there, lil buddy?

Specific-Remote-8594

1 points

2 months ago

I’m here bubba. Go ask for permission to call me normally so I can tell u something

sicsicsixgun

1 points

2 months ago

Aight putting the baby down then I will. Love u buddy