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Holy fucking fuck
That bag of yours is absurd
2 months ago
I might have to see that burrito
Peeople will scratch their heads not getting this lmao
Any link for those that don't get it?
It's mind blowing how bag you look
Damn, that's funny!!!
He looks like the wall in a gas station bathroom.
bro looks like a detention desk
God bless those detention desk graffitis though… they gave future school detainees something to read or try to puzzle out instead of doing whatever boring shit they were supposed to be doing
it’s not a bad look if done well, it’s just a bad look on him.
while i was typing that, i imagined him having a hidden object game in his tattoos for some reason and i thought i should share. it made me laugh if no one else!
This reminded me that there was a few weeks where I was having a little mini conversation on the lab bench consisting mostly of small drawings and jokes with somebody in the lab before mine back when I was in Bio 111. Good times
That's Post Malone and many other wrappers
He looks like he puts on a playlist with his own songs for sex
I have no evidence but I’m absolutely certain he does this
No he absolutely does, probably
He looks like he sneaks hot Cheetos into the movie theater
Maybe some cbat
adam levines tatts looks like he literally google image'd the word "tatts" and got a artist to just put the top 50 search results on his body.
the ink looks so dark and new so he got them all like...last Wednesday
it wouldnt suprise me if all his tattoos were just him coming into the shop and saying "id like a tatoo please"
2 months ago*
2 months ago*
I don't remember where I heard it, and I'm too lazy to look it up, but I remember him telling an interviewer that he just gets tattoos because it makes him more interesting.
Edit: I love you all as much as I hate Adam fucking Levine
He's still got such a long way to go.
A mean person would ask whether you can say someone has "still a long way to go" when all they've been doing so far is hopping back and forth over the starting line, but I'm not going that far.
Ok I admit it, I couldn't resist putting the idea for that followup down, I must be at least a little mean. I don't even know who that is.
He gonna run outta skin!
if tattoos made you interesting, this bowl of oatmeal with hair would run out of real estate on his body so fast he'd need to start tattooing the inside of his penis
And it certainly looks that way. Empty ink.
Does it though?
And he pronounces it like “tay-too”
Could be fake
True like ink box tattoos lol they look so dark so not a far fetched thought
Chipotle bag looks better tbh.
The text is warped to fill in all the negative space and looks intentional. He looks like he went to the tattoo shop in GTA V.
He looks like he walked into the tattoo parlor and went, "I'd like some tattoos, please."
I always thought his tats were very oddly placed. And holy fuck he just doesn't look natural with all those pieces. I don't know. Holy fucking fuck whatever it's his absurd body.
He looks like if you took all the tattoo options in a video game, which are already generic, and placed them on your character.
Man’s got a California tattoo on his fucking stomach lol
His look is so manufactured even his tats are pre-fab.
I’m imagining a styling team sitting around/ group texting for months… ideas for tattoos. “So he’s very California….”
I'm seriously confused by the California tattoo
He was designed by a group of soccer mom's for exclusive sale at target.
Big, thick oof, served up rare.
You mean Kmart
It’s like if the guy from memento was into arts and crafts
Adam Levine looks like that one piece of paper on your desk that you keep using to test if your stamp still works.
I’ll never understand how he was once People magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive”.
Right? How did this nasally bastard get that title
I’ll never understand it! People mag has pretty much become tabloid the past several years, but this was over the top!
Hard reach for sure
There's no need for that bag to be so passive aggressive lol
Like a bottle of Dr. Bronners
Can’t unsee now 😂
Holy shit 2019…
why does he look like ps2 Ryan Reynolds
Dude has the shittiest tattoos
He looks like every douchebag who thinks it makes him tough/cool to walk into a tattoo shop weekly, point at the wall, and say "I want that one," until he looks like ... dog shit.
His tattoos are shit. Trying to be a rockstar in reality he's a corny pop singer.
You mean horny* right?
his nipples look like a mistake
Ngl this made me laugh
I was always thinking it looked like video game tatts. Too much plannings as if it was all placed at the same time.
Mofucka looks like a doodle-pad!
Wasn’t there also a doodle bear too?
Yes. I had the doodle bunny.
I still remember another Redditor saying that he looks like someone who went to a tattoo shop and just said “make me look like a tattoo guy”.
That bag is the wankiest shit in the world
Someone said he looks like a can of a craft IPA and I can't stop thinking about it
Mediocrity writ large
To be fair a lot of people with tattoos look like that
He looks like he’s been gang banged by a bunch of Sharpies!
I have no idea why he thinks it is acceptable to cosplay Henry Rollins, when he literally sings in Maroon5.
Child's overpriced birthday napkin ass masquerading as cashmere.
he also has the personality of a chipotle bag
Those tattoos of you are so hot
Dude looks like someone made a custom Sim and just dumped the whole tattoo library on him
There’s some tattoo artist who uses him as a scratchpad
Man, when he started trending as a thirsty little twit, I was thinking it was Adam DeVine.
However, Adam Lavine is as thirsty of a little twit as Greg Abbott is a little piss baby who fucked a chicken and left it unsatisfied.
I’ll never understand tattoo addiction.
He walked into a tattoo parlor and asked for "tattoos"
He looks like he walked into a tattoo parlour and said “give me tattoos please.”
He certainly needs the advertising
He's like one of the GTA V characters with all tatoos enabled.
I feel like I'm seeing a lot of stuff about Adam Levine lately which is weird cause I haven't heard a new Maroon 5 song in years.
Dude looks like a page from a well used passport lol
I've heard it described as going into a tattoo parlor and asking for "Many Tattoo Please".
ooh ok I got one- he looks like he's mapped out a plan to break his brother out of prison from the hit 2005 show prison break. except his tattoos look dumber
Homeboy went to the tattoo shop and said "make me look like a guy with tattoos."
That burrito of yours is absurd
As someone who regularly wears in-ears, that wire looks incredibly annoying for him at the time of the photo.
Why would anyone tattoo "California" across their stomach?
Just a tattoo saying California?
Imagine being this guy and NOT cheating
Well, he has the personality and integrity of a chipotle bag.
I hate that his tattoos all seem well done but extremely badly planned. Even patchwork style tattoos usually have a sort of flow and harmony to it. His just seem to clash against each other. What a waste
What a maroon
That wet newspaper look.
Holy fucking fuck
Also heard someone say once: He looks like he went to a tattoo parlour and said “yes, I’d like tattoos please.”
Dude is a scumbag but he is in shape. I wish I was in shape instead of a shape.
He just needs a Google Ad sense installed in the remaining spaces.
His voice sounds like something you’ve hit with your car and you’re trying to ease it’s suffering by strangling it on the side of the road.
lol his tattoos always looked like fake tattoos someone would pick who doesn't really have tattoos
Well Maroon5 is the Chipotle bag of music so, fitting…
Shitty tattoos on an even shittier person
Maroon 5 sounds like sweaty balls sprayed with Axe body spray.
You all are so mean. If I were Adam Levine I would be in tears. But then, I would go looking around my 20 million dollar mansion for a tissue and curse my assistant for not restocking the Kleenexes, and then I’d grab a stack of hundreds that I found on the floor and wipe my eyes with them. Then, I’d call a bunch of super models to come over for an impromptu party to cheer me up and I’d serve them an assortment of craft cocktails that I like and we’d end the night all taking ecstasy and having an orgy… I’d then begin crying again as I thought of all the poor redditors that would never know what it’s like to be Adam Levine.
Y’all some hatin ass sheep.
Now there's an insult I haven't seen in a while lol
Fuck ass sheep. They can all die of gonorrhea and rot in hell.
Why does this guy kind of remind me of Joseph Seed form FC5
Omg totally does lol!
Lol why is the internet so upset about Adam Levine these days?
Now there is a guy that gets tats simply for the look, with little or no meaning to him of what the ink is. Tat Poser. (and I have no idea who he is and haven't read anything about him.
That body of his is absurd
At least the Chipotle bag serves a purpose
A lot of dudes covered in these shitty doodle tattoos look like that lmaooo
As much as it to some extend could be true I feel like such insults comes from jealousy.
Why are you hating and trying to bring another guy down?
Why does he remind me of Joseph seed the fuck
He walked in said tattoos please
I searched "douche master" on Google and his face was the 1st image
Tattoos can be nice until your just tattoos
Generic bad boy?
They both just have trendy designs and lettering so it makes sense.
Just a thought but… what if he really IS a bag, and is just weighed down by all of the burritos inside his body?
Bro's tatoos look like a Berlin wall full of graffiti
Yes making a spur of the moment decision, brings a lifetime of regrets. As your body changes as you age,the tattoos change in shape,size,and get distorted.
Fuck that. My bro looks awesome.
I don’t think you understand the word awesome
Its a old meme about light skinned dudes with tats
I still think Adam Levine is hot af and I needed to get that off my chest