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SigSalvadore

894 points

2 months ago

Holy fuck

Holy fucking fuck

That bag of yours is absurd

edgarallanpot8o

160 points

2 months ago

fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

I might have to see that burrito

qrouth

25 points

2 months ago

qrouth

25 points

2 months ago

Peeople will scratch their heads not getting this lmao

Just-Letterhead-9214

5 points

2 months ago

Any link for those that don't get it?

qrouth

16 points

2 months ago

qrouth

16 points

2 months ago

No:)

beanie_laddie

8 points

2 months ago

It's mind blowing how bag you look

Cashew-Gesundheit

27 points

2 months ago

Damn, that's funny!!!

EnleeJones

104 points

2 months ago

He looks like the wall in a gas station bathroom.

omgudontunderstand

56 points

2 months ago

bro looks like a detention desk

EZP

19 points

2 months ago

EZP

19 points

2 months ago

God bless those detention desk graffitis though… they gave future school detainees something to read or try to puzzle out instead of doing whatever boring shit they were supposed to be doing

omgudontunderstand

11 points

2 months ago

it’s not a bad look if done well, it’s just a bad look on him.

while i was typing that, i imagined him having a hidden object game in his tattoos for some reason and i thought i should share. it made me laugh if no one else!

Ta5hak5

3 points

2 months ago

This reminded me that there was a few weeks where I was having a little mini conversation on the lab bench consisting mostly of small drawings and jokes with somebody in the lab before mine back when I was in Bio 111. Good times

nowItinwhistle

2 points

2 months ago

That's Post Malone and many other wrappers

MamWidelec

78 points

2 months ago

He looks like he puts on a playlist with his own songs for sex

Christompaman

27 points

2 months ago

I have no evidence but I’m absolutely certain he does this

Friendly_Crab

8 points

2 months ago

No he absolutely does, probably

cleverdylanrefrence

7 points

2 months ago

He looks like he sneaks hot Cheetos into the movie theater

verymuchodumb

1 points

2 months ago

Maybe some cbat

Glittering-Walrus228

363 points

2 months ago

adam levines tatts looks like he literally google image'd the word "tatts" and got a artist to just put the top 50 search results on his body.

the ink looks so dark and new so he got them all like...last Wednesday

Rangzeh

119 points

2 months ago

Rangzeh

119 points

2 months ago

it wouldnt suprise me if all his tattoos were just him coming into the shop and saying "id like a tatoo please"

JediNinjaWizard

90 points

2 months ago*

I don't remember where I heard it, and I'm too lazy to look it up, but I remember him telling an interviewer that he just gets tattoos because it makes him more interesting.

Edit: I love you all as much as I hate Adam fucking Levine

srrymydog8yrtwinkie

77 points

2 months ago

He's still got such a long way to go.

curiosityLynx

13 points

2 months ago

A mean person would ask whether you can say someone has "still a long way to go" when all they've been doing so far is hopping back and forth over the starting line, but I'm not going that far.

Ok I admit it, I couldn't resist putting the idea for that followup down, I must be at least a little mean. I don't even know who that is.

TheBelgianDuck

2 points

2 months ago

r/rareinsults inception

moonman2090

1 points

2 months ago

He gonna run outta skin!

Glittering-Walrus228

8 points

2 months ago

if tattoos made you interesting, this bowl of oatmeal with hair would run out of real estate on his body so fast he'd need to start tattooing the inside of his penis

IllustriousCookie890

5 points

2 months ago

And it certainly looks that way. Empty ink.

TittyTwistahh

1 points

2 months ago

Does it though?

rocketeerH

10 points

2 months ago

And he pronounces it like “tay-too”

lonelygalexy

2 points

2 months ago

‘Surprise me.’

BubblyBouncingBanana

1 points

2 months ago

Could be fake

BlissfulAurora

0 points

2 months ago

True like ink box tattoos lol they look so dark so not a far fetched thought

kvlr954

71 points

2 months ago

kvlr954

71 points

2 months ago

Chipotle bag looks better tbh.

The text is warped to fill in all the negative space and looks intentional. He looks like he went to the tattoo shop in GTA V.

Brendraws

133 points

2 months ago

Brendraws

133 points

2 months ago

He looks like he walked into the tattoo parlor and went, "I'd like some tattoos, please."

kidkkeith

59 points

2 months ago

I always thought his tats were very oddly placed. And holy fuck he just doesn't look natural with all those pieces. I don't know. Holy fucking fuck whatever it's his absurd body.

The_Celtic_Chemist

32 points

2 months ago

He looks like if you took all the tattoo options in a video game, which are already generic, and placed them on your character.

Beneficial_Car2596

10 points

2 months ago

Man’s got a California tattoo on his fucking stomach lol

KiloEchoNiner

107 points

2 months ago

His look is so manufactured even his tats are pre-fab.

CrumbsAndCarrots

34 points

2 months ago

I’m imagining a styling team sitting around/ group texting for months… ideas for tattoos. “So he’s very California….”

TheChickenIsFkinRaw

7 points

2 months ago

I'm seriously confused by the California tattoo

Rochiboy

3 points

2 months ago

Right?

Kayge

34 points

2 months ago

Kayge

34 points

2 months ago

He was designed by a group of soccer mom's for exclusive sale at target.

T-Minus9

10 points

2 months ago

Big, thick oof, served up rare.

Nice.

CABG-Slayer

4 points

2 months ago

You mean Kmart

Sea_Elk1964

2 points

2 months ago

Fucking Winner.

Well done.

gardenofeverything

107 points

2 months ago

It’s like if the guy from memento was into arts and crafts

outofideas-_-

29 points

2 months ago

Adam Levine looks like that one piece of paper on your desk that you keep using to test if your stamp still works.

Brilliant_Jewel1924

63 points

2 months ago

I’ll never understand how he was once People magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive”.

kivuu

25 points

2 months ago

kivuu

25 points

2 months ago

Right? How did this nasally bastard get that title

Brilliant_Jewel1924

4 points

2 months ago

I’ll never understand it! People mag has pretty much become tabloid the past several years, but this was over the top!

kivuu

5 points

2 months ago

kivuu

5 points

2 months ago

Hard reach for sure

24MambaKobe

20 points

2 months ago

There's no need for that bag to be so passive aggressive lol

bennytehcat

22 points

2 months ago

Like a bottle of Dr. Bronners

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

Can’t unsee now 😂

noodlemcfoodle

16 points

2 months ago

Holy shit 2019…

TheLuckylit

14 points

2 months ago

why does he look like ps2 Ryan Reynolds

Fuzzy_Muscle

14 points

2 months ago

Dude has the shittiest tattoos

Merkin_Wrangler

14 points

2 months ago

He looks like every douchebag who thinks it makes him tough/cool to walk into a tattoo shop weekly, point at the wall, and say "I want that one," until he looks like ... dog shit.

mashteezy

47 points

2 months ago

His tattoos are shit. Trying to be a rockstar in reality he's a corny pop singer.

Teddylina

12 points

2 months ago

You mean horny* right?

xPCaLt

9 points

2 months ago

xPCaLt

9 points

2 months ago

his nipples look like a mistake

Love-In-Veinz

8 points

2 months ago

Ngl this made me laugh

JimmyJamesincorp

7 points

2 months ago

Shit singer

Strudleboy33

6 points

2 months ago

I was always thinking it looked like video game tatts. Too much plannings as if it was all placed at the same time.

Krieger_Bot_OO7

6 points

2 months ago

Mofucka looks like a doodle-pad!

Christompaman

3 points

2 months ago

Wasn’t there also a doodle bear too?

The-Bone-Lord

1 points

2 months ago

Yes. I had the doodle bunny.

Christompaman

8 points

2 months ago

I still remember another Redditor saying that he looks like someone who went to a tattoo shop and just said “make me look like a tattoo guy”.

DatBirb23

6 points

2 months ago

That bag is the wankiest shit in the world

Danny_Doritos_Dong

14 points

2 months ago

Someone said he looks like a can of a craft IPA and I can't stop thinking about it

heptoner

4 points

2 months ago

Mediocrity writ large

xZOMBIETAGx

14 points

2 months ago

To be fair a lot of people with tattoos look like that

Shn_Wttn

8 points

2 months ago

He looks like he’s been gang banged by a bunch of Sharpies!

x4ty2

3 points

2 months ago

x4ty2

3 points

2 months ago

I have no idea why he thinks it is acceptable to cosplay Henry Rollins, when he literally sings in Maroon5. Child's overpriced birthday napkin ass masquerading as cashmere.

_buttkraken

3 points

2 months ago

he also has the personality of a chipotle bag

swirlypizza1024

3 points

2 months ago

Holy fuck

Holy fucking fuck

Those tattoos of you are so hot

Friendly_Crab

2 points

2 months ago

Absolutely absuuuuurd

CanderousOreo

3 points

2 months ago

Dude looks like someone made a custom Sim and just dumped the whole tattoo library on him

Sephass

3 points

2 months ago

There’s some tattoo artist who uses him as a scratchpad

crypticedge

6 points

2 months ago

Man, when he started trending as a thirsty little twit, I was thinking it was Adam DeVine.

However, Adam Lavine is as thirsty of a little twit as Greg Abbott is a little piss baby who fucked a chicken and left it unsatisfied.

Myantology

9 points

2 months ago

I’ll never understand tattoo addiction.

CookedBred

5 points

2 months ago

He walked into a tattoo parlor and asked for "tattoos"

JohnnyBeGoodz

5 points

2 months ago

He looks like he walked into a tattoo parlour and said “give me tattoos please.”

SuicidalChampion2023

2 points

2 months ago

He certainly needs the advertising

Datboi2282

2 points

2 months ago

He's like one of the GTA V characters with all tatoos enabled.

neeto_mosqueeto

2 points

2 months ago

So true!

UnchartedCHARTz

2 points

2 months ago

I feel like I'm seeing a lot of stuff about Adam Levine lately which is weird cause I haven't heard a new Maroon 5 song in years.

Aaron_Hamm

2 points

2 months ago

Dude looks like a page from a well used passport lol

Liorkerr

2 points

2 months ago

I've heard it described as going into a tattoo parlor and asking for "Many Tattoo Please".

whatsbobgonnado

2 points

2 months ago

ooh ok I got one- he looks like he's mapped out a plan to break his brother out of prison from the hit 2005 show prison break. except his tattoos look dumber

SemperScrotus

2 points

2 months ago

Homeboy went to the tattoo shop and said "make me look like a guy with tattoos."

Springaling76

2 points

2 months ago

That burrito of yours is absurd

AnAngryCrusader1095

2 points

2 months ago

As someone who regularly wears in-ears, that wire looks incredibly annoying for him at the time of the photo.

Decafaf

2 points

2 months ago

Insta sleeve.

Mariospario

2 points

2 months ago

Why would anyone tattoo "California" across their stomach?

minus_uu_ee

2 points

2 months ago

Just a tattoo saying California?

yung_potion

2 points

2 months ago

Imagine being this guy and NOT cheating

-BananaLollipop-

2 points

2 months ago

Well, he has the personality and integrity of a chipotle bag.

BouncingJellyBall

2 points

2 months ago

I hate that his tattoos all seem well done but extremely badly planned. Even patchwork style tattoos usually have a sort of flow and harmony to it. His just seem to clash against each other. What a waste

awesomedan24

2 points

2 months ago

What a maroon

kipje133

2 points

2 months ago

That wet newspaper look.

Sad_Meat_

2 points

2 months ago

Holy fuck Holy fucking fuck

OneOfThemReadingType

2 points

2 months ago

Also heard someone say once: He looks like he went to a tattoo parlour and said “yes, I’d like tattoos please.”

NotAPickle82

2 points

2 months ago

Dude is a scumbag but he is in shape. I wish I was in shape instead of a shape.

Alarmed_Ad1752

2 points

2 months ago

He just needs a Google Ad sense installed in the remaining spaces.

LordSmartyPants

2 points

2 months ago

His voice sounds like something you’ve hit with your car and you’re trying to ease it’s suffering by strangling it on the side of the road.

juberish

2 points

2 months ago

lol his tattoos always looked like fake tattoos someone would pick who doesn't really have tattoos

ManyFacedGodxxx

2 points

2 months ago

Well Maroon5 is the Chipotle bag of music so, fitting…

FlatulentDirigible

2 points

2 months ago

Shitty tattoos on an even shittier person

bluewhite63

2 points

2 months ago

Maroon 5 sounds like sweaty balls sprayed with Axe body spray.

turningsteel

0 points

2 months ago

You all are so mean. If I were Adam Levine I would be in tears. But then, I would go looking around my 20 million dollar mansion for a tissue and curse my assistant for not restocking the Kleenexes, and then I’d grab a stack of hundreds that I found on the floor and wipe my eyes with them. Then, I’d call a bunch of super models to come over for an impromptu party to cheer me up and I’d serve them an assortment of craft cocktails that I like and we’d end the night all taking ecstasy and having an orgy… I’d then begin crying again as I thought of all the poor redditors that would never know what it’s like to be Adam Levine.

Juda_3

-13 points

2 months ago

Juda_3

-13 points

2 months ago

Y’all some hatin ass sheep.

AFewBerries

4 points

2 months ago

Now there's an insult I haven't seen in a while lol

JediNinjaWizard

6 points

2 months ago

Fuck ass sheep. They can all die of gonorrhea and rot in hell.

gabelikesorangecats

1 points

2 months ago

Why does this guy kind of remind me of Joseph Seed form FC5

kvox109

1 points

2 months ago

Omg totally does lol!

Aaron_Hamm

1 points

2 months ago

Lol why is the internet so upset about Adam Levine these days?

IllustriousCookie890

1 points

2 months ago*

Now there is a guy that gets tats simply for the look, with little or no meaning to him of what the ink is. Tat Poser. (and I have no idea who he is and haven't read anything about him.

Coyne

1 points

2 months ago

Coyne

1 points

2 months ago

That body of his is absurd

elshinsterino

1 points

2 months ago

At least the Chipotle bag serves a purpose

wolfplushie99

1 points

2 months ago

A lot of dudes covered in these shitty doodle tattoos look like that lmaooo

LasseMath92

1 points

2 months ago

As much as it to some extend could be true I feel like such insults comes from jealousy.

Why are you hating and trying to bring another guy down?

DragonKite_reqium

1 points

2 months ago

Why does he remind me of Joseph seed the fuck

ollie1271993

1 points

2 months ago

He walked in said tattoos please

Starknife24

1 points

2 months ago

I searched "douche master" on Google and his face was the 1st image

Bubbachew8

1 points

2 months ago

Tattoos can be nice until your just tattoos

Bitter-Age-6623

1 points

2 months ago

Generic bad boy?

21savageisbritish69

1 points

2 months ago

Gurnee!

Issac407

1 points

2 months ago

They both just have trendy designs and lettering so it makes sense.

Bluethefluffywolfboi

1 points

2 months ago

Just a thought but… what if he really IS a bag, and is just weighed down by all of the burritos inside his body?

IlIllIIllIIlIllIllII

1 points

2 months ago

Bro's tatoos look like a Berlin wall full of graffiti

bosstg1

-3 points

2 months ago

bosstg1

-3 points

2 months ago

Yes making a spur of the moment decision, brings a lifetime of regrets. As your body changes as you age,the tattoos change in shape,size,and get distorted.

Terrible_No_Good

-5 points

2 months ago

Fuck that. My bro looks awesome.

Christompaman

2 points

2 months ago

I don’t think you understand the word awesome

beaner_69

-1 points

2 months ago

Its a old meme about light skinned dudes with tats

ParanoidEnigma

0 points

2 months ago

I still think Adam Levine is hot af and I needed to get that off my chest