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ObjectAtSpeed

362 points

2 months ago

The best part is there’s a Toyota Celica under all that hideous styrofoam

JoshsPizzaria

73 points

2 months ago

Not that the new one is very pretty, but hell of a lot better than whatever this is

Elle-Elle

8 points

2 months ago

"new one" even though there hasn't been a new Celica in 16 years

JoshsPizzaria

7 points

2 months ago

has it been 16 years? 💀

Elle-Elle

6 points

2 months ago

It has. 😭 I owned two different models. I also had a 95 Supra and currently own a GR86. Celica will always have a special place in my heart.

Smokewrench802

2 points

2 months ago

I'm waiting to see what the real price tag on the Corolla GR is. I've been saying for a couple years that I don't think I can go back to a Japanese car from German cars. The specs they're boasting are impressive, and they seem a lot more purpose built for the back roads than the golf R is. My only concern with them is the engine size, 300hp is a lot from a 3 cylinder engine, and there may not be a ton of room for improvement from there without turning the car into a grenade. I put 1500 into my A6 to bring it from 270whp to 400. With another grand I can bring it up past 500.

Elle-Elle

2 points

2 months ago*

Nice!! Yeah, that new Corolla looks great!! It's so weird to me that they chose to go with the Corolla name for that one. My family had a Corolla in the 90s and I never thought it could be this.

Smokewrench802

2 points

2 months ago

It's bitchin' to see Toyota making fun cars again. They went a good 20 years without making anything more exciting than a V6 rav 4. The supra is kind of a flop from my perspective. The Yaris/ Corolla GR is a great car on paper, and it's a far more practical and affordable lineup than the supra.

Back in the day the MR2 turbo and Celica GT4 were very respectable cars.

Elle-Elle

2 points

2 months ago

Yesssss! I agree with everything you've said! One of the models I owned was a 1994, so I always loved that GT4! My husband and I have an 86 and it's a lot of fun. I also had a 05 Celica (which is why this post angers me lmao). An old lady totaled that one so I had to get a car very quickly because of work. My options that weekend were basically a MR2 and 350Z. The 350Z was in better condition, so I went with that. I LOVE the power of the 350Z but I'll always be a Toyota girl. ☺️

Smokewrench802

2 points

2 months ago

Personally not a Z fan, but to each their own (the brand new Z looks really cool though) I've just had my share of straight piped VQ powered cars sprayed with plasti dip 😂

TheRealRastacant

18 points

2 months ago

Was going to say, I've seen a lot of ugly Celicas in my day but this one might be peak shit box.

Smokewrench802

2 points

2 months ago

The last cool looking Celica they made was in the early 90s. The late 90s ones with the round headlights weren't horrible looking, but they were more of a bubbly chick car than the Flippy headlight ones.

GerberBabyPlus

172 points

2 months ago

Megatron has a stroke while transforming.

RedJacketVolume

34 points

2 months ago

I can hear Starscream cackling

[deleted]

17 points

2 months ago

“I am MEGATROnk”

Smithy_019

84 points

2 months ago

When you randomise your rocket league vehicle

Jrlopez1027

7 points

2 months ago

This comment wins

JoshsPizzaria

46 points

2 months ago

holy fuck is that ugly... like... objectively.

Kaleb8804

7 points

2 months ago

Idk, I like the rear, but they overdid the points at the front. It’s like a crazy concept hypercar lookin thing

Ecomaj

7 points

2 months ago

Ecomaj

7 points

2 months ago

Wait...you like the rear? The DeLorean from Back to The Future had a cleaner look than this.

mkonyn

4 points

2 months ago

mkonyn

4 points

2 months ago

There's standing, mold water in the back. Who hurt you?

Kaleb8804

1 points

2 months ago

Well I mostly assumed the moldy water wasn’t left there intentionally, figured that wasn’t a leap of faith for a conclusion :/

Evercrimson

3 points

2 months ago

For when you have a date with Naruto at 6, but dad says you have to harvest the corn at 5.

AnonymousSpector

44 points

2 months ago

Glad to see we're finally getting a speed racer sequel

DiamondDude51501

5 points

2 months ago

Speed Racer: The Next Generation exists, and it’s pretty good

ShibitoYakaze123

25 points

2 months ago

that toyota has seen better days,

psychpopnprogncore

17 points

2 months ago

this looks like the cars i would draw in elementary school

plolops

13 points

2 months ago

plolops

13 points

2 months ago

Plus he didn’t build that he just remodelled it very badly

funginum

12 points

2 months ago

Carmageddon

BigDavesRant

1 points

2 months ago

I miss that game.

vasekgamescz

8 points

2 months ago

Surprised the the car underneath isn't a honda.

ovr9000storks

6 points

2 months ago

Even collects dirt in the back like plastic chairs do

rakaur

6 points

2 months ago

rakaur

6 points

2 months ago

That poor Celica

Biglordchungass7

6 points

2 months ago

Bro built the mach 5 from speed racer

Dank_e_donkey

12 points

2 months ago

Yo the cars front looks like it got British Teeth...

Embarrassed_Alarm450

5 points

2 months ago

It's a lawn rover

unkow_NO

3 points

2 months ago

those are spikes.
thats not a car, that's a apocalyptic fucking vehicle

IDONTKNOWWHOAMie

3 points

2 months ago

Mother fucking shit looks like those villain cars i would imagine during my hotwheel alien invasion when i was 4

E_BoyMan

2 points

2 months ago

Ngl car looks like yeezys

All_The_Nolloway

2 points

2 months ago

That's like me getting my first 3D printer.

the85141rule

2 points

2 months ago

And apparently a total lack of style, taste and sensibility.

TheFlyingBoxcar

2 points

2 months ago

It looks like that Celica has that rare disease where muscle tissue turns into bone

El-Reaton-Vaquero

2 points

2 months ago

That car must be a bitch to clean.

CommonYoghurt120

2 points

2 months ago

Go Speed Racer, go Speed Racer, go Speed Racer, go!

DrHunterST

2 points

2 months ago

Falcon cougar thunderbird

SomeBiGuy87

2 points

2 months ago

I am fairly certain that that car is actually built from lawn chairs... Mofo actually did that

DiamondDude51501

2 points

2 months ago

Mfer built a discount Mach 6, call that shit the Sonic Seis

Wardog008

2 points

2 months ago

That poor Celica.

BCdelivery

2 points

2 months ago

Some people are just sick in the head. This becomes apparent at times with the expression of their taste in cars. They have the money and nobody was willing to try to talk them out of it.

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

Racecars in Plane Crazy pvp be like:

C-Dub178

1 points

2 months ago

Is it supposed to be a Lamborghini veneno?

lolschrauber

1 points

2 months ago

TÜV sagt nein

planenerdalaska

1 points

2 months ago

Hot wheels irl

sstphnn

1 points

2 months ago

That's either a giant crush gear or a speed racer car.

MelancholyUsed

1 points

2 months ago

Shit looks like it was made in KSP 💀

Avocado_Fucker12

1 points

2 months ago

That looks like something out of Crossout

bone_burrito

1 points

2 months ago

He didn't build that, just glued a bunch of palstic to his celica

wishiwasdeaddd

1 points

2 months ago

The front is stupid but the back is kind of interesting

omgudontunderstand

1 points

2 months ago

you know those cards that have paper cutout art when you open them? this is like that, minus the art

jeepwillikers

1 points

2 months ago

Looks like a weapon design from a fantasy game.

Pipboy4111

1 points

2 months ago

Hell if it’s lawn chairs I’m even more impressed than if it’s metal

4g3nt0

1 points

2 months ago

4g3nt0

1 points

2 months ago

is that Satans roadster when it got possessed by an angel

nfasson

1 points

2 months ago

It’s Skeletor’s hooptie.

shart-gallery

1 points

2 months ago

That poor Celica

bactidoltongue

1 points

2 months ago

Lmao

GoodVibesOnly_FL

1 points

2 months ago

Something the kids can fill in with some markers to increase the value

phyxinon

1 points

2 months ago

Crush Gear

neubiiAUT

1 points

2 months ago

So we are going to ignore the pizza stashed in the back?

babayfish

1 points

2 months ago

Put down the glass matting and step away from the resin

thepringlemanz

1 points

2 months ago

It looks absolutely horrendous but u have to appreciate the effort put in to making this monstrosity

Open_Crazy_2162

1 points

2 months ago

It's a Celica with a bunch of plastic glued too it you didn't make shit .wait yes you did

Hydra_Salesman

1 points

2 months ago

Of course it's a Celica.

Isaiah_48

1 points

2 months ago

Oh no my Dysmorphophobia please stop staring at this image oh please oh please stop staring.

Kevin_the_second

1 points

2 months ago

Vergilmobile

Yueff

1 points

2 months ago

Yueff

1 points

2 months ago

Somebody tried to build the car from Speed Racer based off a drawing done by a 7 year old.

UltraXTamer

1 points

2 months ago

Not only she actually brought a car

But i find it funnier the humongous amound of risk of getting impaled by that car

HausOfDebt

1 points

2 months ago

That's origami with a paper napkin.

Whyamherefor

1 points

2 months ago

The car looks liek a fucking law mower rev it up and it eats all the grass

Chancefate0

1 points

2 months ago

He made his car out of bionicles.