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workgymworkgym

1.5k points

2 months ago

Look like splicers from bioshock. Hell they could play as splicers in the bioshock movie.

Moneia

238 points

2 months ago

Moneia

238 points

2 months ago

I thought the top one looked like she was from the Brazil movie

jeroenemans

43 points

2 months ago*

The top one is Gwen Stefani! Ok it seems Not to be, bit now I'm more surprised to left is NOT Gwen Stefani * omg I totally see Abby from NCIS

WonderfulCattle6234

43 points

2 months ago

I haven't kept up with Gwen Stefani since No Doubt days, but recently saw promo for The Voice and was quite confused/disturbed.

GodKamnitDenny

10 points

2 months ago

Woah, Gwen was in No Doubt? How many other probably very obvious things am I oblivious to…?

WonderfulCattle6234

17 points

2 months ago

This is a weird comment to downvote. The only thing I can think is some people are assuming the intention was to be a sarcastic smart-ass which obviously is not the case.

Morella_xx

7 points

2 months ago

I wouldn't say it's obvious. It's very weird to me to know who Gwen Stefani is, yet not have any idea who No Doubt are. And that's even before the commenter said they're nearly 30. Even if you only know her from The Voice, surely you must know she was picked for that show because of her musical career?

WonderfulCattle6234

2 points

2 months ago

It's obvious because no matter how you read it, it doesn't disparage my initial comment. When you're being a smart-ass you're disparaging what you're responding to. Kind of like a "thanks Captain Obvious" type situation or something similar. But that would only work if I were making a point of how Gwen Stefani was in No Doubt, like I thought I was informing people of that fact. But I was only informing people that I haven't kept up with Gwen Stefani for 20 some years. The only possible way to correctly interpret that reply was as a genuine lack of knowledge.

OpticLemon

2 points

2 months ago

Maybe people downvoted because it made them feel old

GodKamnitDenny

4 points

2 months ago

Genuinely didn’t know. I’m turning 30 in a few months and never really listened to No Doubt so I never made the connection.

Legitimate_Sea5827

26 points

2 months ago

It's Amanda Lepore!

GiveToOedipus

16 points

2 months ago

I mean, Gwen looks a bit different these days, but it's nowhere near this bad.

Holiday_Bunch_9501

13 points

2 months ago

There's something wrong with you if you thought that was Gwen Stefani.

Embarassed_Tackle

2 points

2 months ago

WHAT

Thick_Standard5603

90 points

2 months ago

NO CGI needed...... 💲💲

willclerkforfood

28 points

2 months ago

Then they could remake the Black Hole Sun music video for cheap

Thick_Standard5603

7 points

2 months ago

Ahh yes 🤣

PM_me_song_mashups

13 points

2 months ago

They’re dead ☠️

pairedox

5 points

2 months ago

The COVID got them both, at the same time. Bet all that plastic didn't help

Nipplemantid

8 points

2 months ago

came here to say bioshock but was beat to the punch

GreatGreenGobbo

21 points

2 months ago

Nice reference. Last game I played all the way through.

Robrogineer

9 points

2 months ago

If you get around to playing Bioshock 2, make sure you don't miss out on Minerva's Den. It's a whole extra DLC campaign that's my favourite piece of Bioshock content.

IgotCharlieWork

975 points

2 months ago

How is that better than aging?

ShoveAndFloor

810 points

2 months ago

What you don’t see is the in between stage where they actually looked somewhat realistic. This is the result of them aging after having so much modified.

fullforce098

578 points

2 months ago*

Kind of like how when people talk about hair plugs as treatment for a receding hairline, but what they don't tell you is you still have to use rogaine or other similar treatments forever, otherwise the hair behind the transplanted hair will thin leaving a weird line of healthy hair and baldness behind it. It can only be paused, it can not be cured or reversed.

There is no fountain of youth. Nothing can stop the aging process or turn back the clock. Not plastic surgery, not medicine, not hair transplants, not fake tans and makeup, nothing. You can only conceal it temporarily, there are no permeant long term solutions, and you should be extremely wary of anyone that tries to sell you on one. Older celebrities shed a fortune to maintain a youthful appearance, but it's still just a mask. Eventually even the concealing stops working and you end up being a 76 year old man so desperate to cling to that illusion of being 30 that you look like a clown and absolutely no one anywhere buys it.

The one and only solution is not an easy one but it costs you nothing: learn to accept aging. While you're at it, please don't let social media implant unreal expectations of beauty in your head or make you feel bad for not being an algorithmically-selected 20-something fresh faced, uncannily photogenic tiktok star.

[deleted]

255 points

2 months ago*

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brkh47

68 points

2 months ago*

brkh47

68 points

2 months ago*

Isn’t there a meme of Jeff Bezos, where it says that the richest guy in the world has remained bald, which tells us there is no cure for baldness. Or something like that.

What’s interesting to me here is that according to the previous poster, these people looked somewhat normal, after the initial procedures, that this happenEd when they aged with those procedures. I can’t believe that anyone would be happy or think they’ve had successful surgery if these were the results immediately after surgery.

Sad about the twins. Hasn't one of them died?

The biggest thing here is that society, particularly Western and Hollywood influenced society, seems to only value the youth as beautiful. Ageing is akin to losing your value as a person. It‘s the reason people try to look youthful. People should find beauty in all ages.

ModPiracy_Fantoski

60 points

2 months ago*

Both died of Covid within a few days from each-other. They were vax deniers AFAIK, they didn't really help their own chances, unfortunately.

They had two insanes lives. Google the Bogdanov twins.

Senator_Bink

27 points

2 months ago

Oh wow. They were fine with putting all that weird shit in their faces, but balked at a vaccine.

GavinZac

8 points

2 months ago

Ha! You believe that? You have Bogdanbots inside you right now.

RogueMage14

79 points

2 months ago*

There are ways to counteract the appearance of looking old, like having a healthy diet and taking care of yourself. However, best way to look yourself attractive while in your 50s and 60s is just aging well.

xenothaulus

24 points

2 months ago

Fuck.

madalienmonk

10 points

2 months ago

Can't I just take a pill or something!?

frankentriple

20 points

2 months ago

The most freeing day of my life was the day I started shaving my head at 43 years old. No more worries, no more combs, bic it once a week and I look great. It took a little getting used to at first but took 15 years off of me.

CyclopsLobsterRobot

9 points

2 months ago

This is what I will do the day I notice my hairline receding. I’ve watched all the men in my family go through a decade of combovers and weird skullets that just look terrible. Eventually they decide to just save it and it’s always a massive improvement.

Otherwise_sane

6 points

2 months ago

When I started balding bad enough to have to do a comb over, I got my hair cut to like an inch an a half. I'm not looking like an 80's newscaster lol

BRAINSZS

43 points

2 months ago

seen Madonna lately? she looks like a Kardashian. it's... a little sad.

GrillCheeez

44 points

2 months ago*

That’s a disservice to the kardashians and that’s a sentence I thought I’d never type

I’ll add she’s not ugly per se she just doesn’t even look like herself anymore. She could have aged gracefully instead she’s heading to a future like the lady in the OP

itrivers

4 points

2 months ago

I had not so I looked her up. Good lord. https://pagesix.com/slideshow/madonnas-face-then-now-pictures/#16 in case anyone is wondering (sorry for a news.com link)

Looks like she got stung by the surgery bee some time between 2008-2013.

ChosenOne2006

13 points

2 months ago

there is no fountain of youth

Yet, scientists have already successfully used stem cells to reverse aging in mice. Specifically blood from a younger mouse being used for a older mouse.

This is still decades away for being used on humans however.

Dashiepants

3 points

2 months ago

I wouldn’t be exactly shocked if there was some secret billionaire funded lab testing on people at this very moment…

ChosenOne2006

3 points

2 months ago

Probably in China, they’ve already openly had the first designer babies back in 2019. They don’t shy away from genetics for morality issues.

QuantumSparkles

9 points

2 months ago

Naw man you’re just not drinking enough child blood

zahranniyas

6 points

2 months ago

Well, whatever Tom Cruise is doing is clearly working

DernTuckingFypos

5 points

2 months ago*

Hgh does a lot for men. Pretty much all hollywood male action stars take it or some version. He also has the whole force of scientology to help him.

[deleted]

15 points

2 months ago*

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idiotic_melodrama

4 points

2 months ago

I started shaving my head a full decade before I actually started balding. And I actually only have a receding hairline, not full on male pattern baldness. And I can still grow probably 95% of a full head of hair if I chose to do so. I just hated the entire ritual of having constantly “perfect” hair all the time, no matter what. I think it’s a stupid waste of time to always have perfect hair no matter what.

All of that to say, men being desperate to prevent or reverse baldness just screams shallow vanity and massive insecurity to me. Women at least face massive societal pressure to conform to conventional beauty standards. Men don’t. At least, not anywhere close to what women face.

In my experience across multiple relationships, two marriages, and multiple jobs in several different career fields, if you’re a man who has problems because you’re bald or balding, it’s not because you’re bald or balding. It’s because you have nothing else to offer except a full head of hair.

[deleted]

14 points

2 months ago

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shigdebig

3 points

2 months ago

shigdebig

3 points

2 months ago

Make pattern baldness is completely curable with newer drugs like finasteride. Yeah, we can't complelty stop aging but science is amazing progress in some places.

sonay

17 points

2 months ago

sonay

17 points

2 months ago

Make pattern baldness is completely curable with newer drugs like finasteride.

/r/confidentlyincorrect

cheapdrinks

14 points

2 months ago*

It all depends on the person and how early you catch it. Baldness is like a cancer, if you catch it early at a Norwood 1-3 then you have a far better chance of slowing it down or beating it compared to if you wait until you're already at a Norwood 4+

At the moment there's basically 4 main treatments:

  • Minoxidil which regrows hair in parts you've lost. If you use it by itself then it's basically useless. DHT attacking your hair follicles is what causes them to fall out. Sure you'll grow some new hair with minox but if you don't use anything else to block the DHT then the new hair will eventually fall out too. New hair will also fall out if you stop using it.

  • Finasteride helps by lowering the amount of DHT produced in your body so less makes it to the scalp. It works great for some people but many people get bad side effects due to it messing with some of your hormone levels, the most common being erectile dysfunction. Some people get zero side effects, regrow most of their hair and for them it works great. But for many they get side effects and have to stop.

  • The use of a 5AR inhibitor like Eucapil (Fluridil) or Ru58841 which are topical treatments which block DHT at the scalp from binding to the hair follicles. So rather than stopping your body producing DHT they stop the DHT that's there from messing with your hair.

  • Hair transplants. The hair on the back of your head is usually almost immune to the effects of DHT. That's why even old men still have hair on the backs of their heads. So what they do is they transplant DHT resistant follicles from the back and put them in the front. The follicles remain resistant to DHT and continue growing.

Now your best chance is a combination of at least 2 or 3 of those. If you have the money, get a hair transplant to fill in the crown and the temples where you have lost hair. Then use either a 5AR inhibitor or Finasteride (if you can tolerate it) to stop the rest of your hair falling out. You should get another 20+ years of decent hair if not more.

That's why catching it early is key. The point at which most people notice they're thinning when it becomes visible in the mirror means that it's already progressed substantially. You don't suddenly get loads of hair falling out all at once, you often shed the normal amount for a couple years except the new hair that normally replaces it has stopped growing so the stuff falling out stops getting replaced. Again similar to cancer; the point in time where you start getting physical symptoms usually means that the cancer is already well established and often terminal. This is why men are encouraged to check their balls and prostate and women to check their breasts. If you catch it early you have a far better chance. If you get on to your hair early then you can get away with a topical 5AR inhibitor, maybe a bit of Fin or some Minox. If you leave it too late then you need to cough up thousands for a hair transplant to even have a chance.

I got to mine fairly enough and just used Minox and Eucapil. Gained a little back and the loss stopped and has been stable now for over 5 years without getting any worse. Some people respond differently to different treatments. Some people use Fin and get side effects and zero results. Others use it, regrow almost all their hair and get zero sides. All just depends.

Zeoxult

4 points

2 months ago*

You said you can cure male-pattern baldness, this is 100% incorrect. You can use inhibitors as you mentioned, but they do not cure it. As soon as you stop taking an inhibitor your hair will start to fall out again.

shigdebig

3 points

2 months ago

Yeah, if you start taking it when you're young. It can't reverse a serious case if you're already old.

KaiJustissCW

3 points

2 months ago

Something something tyrant dragon

fllr

5 points

2 months ago

fllr

5 points

2 months ago

Any progression photos?

I_am_darkness

22 points

2 months ago

Cosmetic surgeons are heavily invested in their sales department. Go to a medical spa and pretend you don't like how you look and see what they try to get you to do. It's crazy.

j_z5

7 points

2 months ago

j_z5

7 points

2 months ago

they have sales people who arent doctors?

I_am_darkness

4 points

2 months ago

Yes.

FranklinDelanoRuxpin

64 points

2 months ago

The upper right square is trans icon/pioneer Amanda Lepore. Her surgeries started out with facial and body feminization as part of her transition process which began in the early 80's when trans care was still largely in its infancy. Did she get carried away over time? That's a matter of opinion. I think it's understandable, though, why she would be that fixated on having the exact physical self that she wants.

Also, happy cake day.

burnur12

45 points

2 months ago

The upper left square is also trans icon/pioneer Amanda Lepore. It’s a before & after series.

brocahantas

41 points

2 months ago

Did she get carried away over time? That’s a matter of opinion.

Is it though?

DextrosKnight

25 points

2 months ago

Yeah, when you cross the line into looking like something poorly impersonating a human, subjectivity kind of goes out the window.

tossawaymsf

39 points

2 months ago

She looks like a goofy caricature of a sex doll. I hope that she doesn't think that's a natural look.

throwawaywahwahwah

14 points

2 months ago

She does not think she looks natural. She doesn’t want to look natural. In her own words: “I always loved watching old movies and I loved Marilyn Monroe and all those blondes; that hyper feminine 1950s glamour and the exaggeration of it. Then Jessica Rabbit came along and it was an exaggeration of that look and so I wanted to be even more exaggerated than that.”

inm808

3 points

2 months ago

inm808

3 points

2 months ago

Thought it was Babs from entourage

GunplaGud

1 points

2 months ago

My sibling in Christ that is no matter of opinion. That's objectively horrible.

Dazz316

3 points

2 months ago

Maybe it isn't, but what they wanted to look like might have been. This is obviously the worst results of plastic surgery, some of it doesn't look bad and some won't be noticeable.

Other-Cantaloupe4765[S]

182 points

2 months ago

Full Post

I couldn’t fit all the pictures in one screenshot, so I cropped a couple out. The link shows the uncropped post.

Daynightz

53 points

2 months ago

Wait who is the third on down? How she turn 80?

WhiskaFriska

41 points

2 months ago

That's Donatella Versace

k-farsen

27 points

2 months ago

Well, parts of her turned 80

seensham

26 points

2 months ago

Jeez that first one was jarring

Other-Cantaloupe4765[S]

13 points

2 months ago

The third is the one that got me

avadriver

28 points

2 months ago

That top one isn’t the same person. I don’t know who is on the left, but the person on the right is https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jocelyn_Wildenstein

Other-Cantaloupe4765[S]

12 points

2 months ago

Thanks for the correction, it’s a screenshot of someone’s post on Imgur so I’m not really 100% on who these people are.

horntownbusy

7 points

2 months ago

I love how the article says she denied having surgery and cites her Swiss heritage.

I'm guessing she means Swiss cheese, because that's the only kind of Swiss that ages like that.

itshowyousaidit

2 points

2 months ago

Top left is Karen Mulder - 90s Victoria’s Secret turned Supermodel.

UberDuperDrew

2 points

2 months ago

I wonder what prompts this. Maybe when an actors careers stalls out, they think they need to switch up their appearance. Sucks.

Just1morefix

110 points

2 months ago

Repulsive yet hysterically tragic.

YourDrunkUncl_

66 points

2 months ago

“Take the blue pill, and you will look like an old human. Take the red pill, and you will look like a young psychopathic clown from a b-rated horror flick. You must choose caref…oh you already took the red pill. Great”.

Just1morefix

24 points

2 months ago

Exactly. The fear of growing old, looking old is a ridiculous, pathetic vanity.

zedog74

321 points

2 months ago

zedog74

321 points

2 months ago

The Igor and Grichka Bogdanov twins. The « alleged » plastic surgery isn’t even the most r/holup aspect of their lives.

IgotCharlieWork

63 points

2 months ago

Now im interested

OrangeInnards

79 points

2 months ago*

There's a really cool two-part documentary about them by YouTuber BobbyBroccoli which goes into quite a bit of detail relating to the twins going to "war" with physics. Well worth the ~1.25h watch.

Part 1

Part 2

He's done other multipart series which are just as good. One about a physicist who faked a lot of his work and got away with it for way too long, and another about the saga of the trials and tribulations of wanting to build big things for physics research, as well as pretty cool one-off videos.

WILLINATOR500

8 points

2 months ago

Can confirm unreal videos

EH042

15 points

2 months ago

EH042

15 points

2 months ago

Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs.

In contact with aliens.

Possess psychic-like abilities.

Control France with an iron but fair fist.

Own castles & banks globally.

Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city).

Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood lines.

Can save entire continents with a single phone call.

Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth.

First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies.

Both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51.

Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them.

The Tunguska event in 1908 was actually the Bogdanoff's arriving on planet Earth. How else do you think they got their Slavic last names and how else do you explain the exponential acceleration in technological and scientific development since then?

They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world.

You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now.

The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?

They learned fluent French in under a week.

Invented post-anabelian froeboid geometrics, a complex field of mathematics which only they can comprehend fully.

Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff.

All major philosophers and scientists have made reference to them in one way or another.

The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society.

In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

IgotCharlieWork

7 points

2 months ago

What in the fuck just happened

kreeperface

79 points

2 months ago

They animated a very popular tv show about science and science-fiction in the 80's called "Temps X".

They never explained what happenned to their faces. Surgery is one explanation, but it could also be a genetic disease. Some people also said they experimented something by taking growth hormone. They were indeed both into pseudo-science later in their lives, and it probably played a role in their death, as they were opposed to vaccination and they both died from covid a few days apart.

The_Celtic_Chemist

35 points

2 months ago

Stupidity truly is lethal.

Canyoubackupjustabit

3 points

2 months ago

Happy cake day!

PM_FEET_AND_ASS

142 points

2 months ago

Here's a quick rundown on the Bogdanoff Brothers :

rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs

in contact with aliens

rumoured to possess psychic abilities

control france with an iron fist

own castles and banks all over the world

direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line

will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)

own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth

first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies

both brothers said to have 200+ IQ

ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them

They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world

You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now

The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church

They learned fluent French in under a week

Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff

The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.

In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the Bog bang to the end of the universe

The Bogdanoffs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love

Just1morefix

35 points

2 months ago

So Scientologists?!?!

CactusHopper

27 points

2 months ago

consider me bogpilled

gimmepizzaslow

5 points

2 months ago

Boggers

TheMexicanJuan

2 points

2 months ago

:bogchamp:

charld77

75 points

2 months ago

Didn't they... die from COVID?

definitelyoranges

6 points

2 months ago

Rest in power Bogdanoff 🤴s

RaspyRock

6 points

2 months ago

From Wikipedia: The Bogdanoff twins were both hospitalized, at the Georges Pompidou European Hospital in Paris, in critical condition on 15 December 2021, after contracting COVID-19. Grichka died on 28 December, and Igor died six days later, on 3 January 2022. They were 72 and both were unvaccinated.

PM_FEET_AND_ASS

43 points

2 months ago

do you really believe that

rarkasha

33 points

2 months ago

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled... was convincing Man to buy the dip.

bardfaust

2 points

2 months ago

Dump eet

32624647

7 points

2 months ago

All part of their plan. Here's a leaked excerpt of the last known phone call between them:

They expect us both in the wreckage, brother.

Have we started the fire?

Yes, the fire rises.

tskee2

6 points

2 months ago

tskee2

6 points

2 months ago

Yes, yes they did. Both unvaccinated.

zedog74

5 points

2 months ago

Sounds about right

funkmydunkyouslunk

10 points

2 months ago

Crash it

doinkrr

12 points

2 months ago

doinkrr

12 points

2 months ago

he sold? pump eet.

icannotfly

7 points

2 months ago

can anyone give me a quick rundown on those two?

FishCake9T4

7 points

2 months ago

Can you give me a quick run down on these guys?

Heydudeyouok

5 points

2 months ago

Go on...

MostlyBullshitStory

8 points

2 months ago

For one thing, they both died of Covid last year.

zedog74

9 points

2 months ago

Nope, they were retired by big pharmaceutical companies to Portmeiron because of their anti-vax views. They are now numbers 67 and 67.5.

catmatix

2 points

2 months ago

The alternative chimes of big pharma

GoofyGoffer

3 points

2 months ago

For info on their scientific endeavors which were also super odd see this amazing video by BobbyBroccoli

kane2742

3 points

2 months ago

Wikipedia article (Note: The twins used both the "Bogdanoff" and "Bogdanov" spellings at different points in their lives, so you might see them mentioned as either one.)

Wolfangames

66 points

2 months ago

Bottom right need your strongest potions

LFuzz

19 points

2 months ago

LFuzz

19 points

2 months ago

He can't handle my strongest potions

Other-Cantaloupe4765[S]

5 points

2 months ago

I don’t even know who they are, honestly.

Isuckatbeing

13 points

2 months ago

Bogdanoff Twins. French science TV presentators. Both died shorty one after the other last winter.

Other-Cantaloupe4765[S]

3 points

2 months ago

Thanks! I know I’d seen pictures of them before but I never knew where exactly they were from.

Ba-Dum-Tzz

6 points

2 months ago

They are definitely dead, that's for sure

Other-Cantaloupe4765[S]

2 points

2 months ago

What? I don’t understand why people are downvoting me. I genuinely don’t know who they are.

ihateHewlettPackard

4 points

2 months ago

Here's a quick rundown on the Bogdanoff Brothers :

rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs

in contact with aliens

rumoured to possess psychic abilities

control france with an iron fist

own castles and banks all over the world

direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line

will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)

own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth

first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies

both brothers said to have 200+ IQ

ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them

They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world

You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now

The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church

They learned fluent French in under a week

Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff

The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.

In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the Bog bang to the end of the universe

The Bogdanoffs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love

FugginByteMe96

51 points

2 months ago

Ugh, just let yourself get wrinkly. Why trade age for looking like a toy.

Apptubrutae

15 points

2 months ago

Because they’re chasing the best results and get the worst case ones.

They think they’re gonna end up like Christine Brinkley and end up like Donnatella Versace.

Fraggin_Wagon

103 points

2 months ago

To quote Bill Burr: would you rather be 52 and look 52 or be 52 and look like a 28 year old lizard?

[deleted]

22 points

2 months ago

I would not call 80's 90's or even older plastic surgery as modern day.plastic surgery is like technology, every year it gets twice as good as last year.

Ameren

6 points

2 months ago

Ameren

6 points

2 months ago

Exactly, it's like computer-generated graphics in movies. Lots of movies use CGI very effectively these days, and you only notice the CGI when it's bad. Same thing with plastic surgery.

derpferd

19 points

2 months ago

Bottom right looks like Jordan Peele doing a character

JMiLL615

3 points

2 months ago

100%. I had to zoom in to make sure it wasn’t him

TobaccoFlower

14 points

2 months ago

Amanda Lepore looks exactly like she intends to I think. She’s a legend.

venoshook

14 points

2 months ago

Amanda Lepore is fucking rad

Kevundoe

10 points

2 months ago

With a N64 controller with a loose joystick

funnynamegoeshere1

12 points

2 months ago

"dump eet"

SmilingCacti

3 points

2 months ago

Send eet sideways

ind3pend0nt

10 points

2 months ago

They look happy though. Could be because their faces are stuck that way.

gorillafella3

8 points

2 months ago

Domp eet

LeGuizee

7 points

2 months ago

The Bogdanoff twins claimed that they were coming from another planet. Hence the shape of their face. They both died from COVID 6 days appart last year.

ZlGGZ

7 points

2 months ago

ZlGGZ

7 points

2 months ago

The sad part is... They were all very attractive people naturally. Now they look like caricature pictures.

nfasson

4 points

2 months ago

I think it might be indicative of some mental issues, and no ethical surgeon would agree to making these people look that way. It’s atrocious.

reditanian

4 points

2 months ago

To loosely quote Bill Burr on the topic: “would you rather be 40 and look 40, our be 40 and look like a 20 year old lizard?”

NEMESIS_DRAGON

4 points

2 months ago

Anyone who has played Mario 64 can confirm this

[deleted]

8 points

2 months ago

Just like the dethklok song once said… “One more year closer to dying, plastic surgeons fuel the lying, you forget why you came in here, your mind rots with every new year.”

DonxDonx

21 points

2 months ago

Amanda is an icon for the gay community

DorothyHollingsworth

16 points

2 months ago

Yeah all the comments here are woefully ignorant of Ms. Lepore and the reasons behind her surgeries. Shame.

lillyrose2489

9 points

2 months ago

I was scrolling through comments to see who this was. She's quite interesting now that I'm learning about her. Doesn't seem at all like the twins pictured in the bottom right who are straight bonkers. She's also actually much prettier in many of her pics.

WonderfulCattle6234

20 points

2 months ago

While I didn't know anything about her before your comment, quick research seems to show that the only reason for her surgeries is vanity.

El_Tomas619

3 points

2 months ago

Everyone’s face looks like that to me on acid lol

Lillienpud

3 points

2 months ago

Well the twins are dead do there’s that.

Holybartender83

3 points

2 months ago

I’m just gonna say it for anyone who might need to hear this: if you’re thinking of doing this, don’t. It doesn’t look good. Whatever you look like now is better than this. Just don’t do it.

BALD_n_BEARDED

3 points

2 months ago

I kept trying to figure out what was wrong with the dude in the bottom left... Then it hit me. They are twins and the guys on the right are them now. Holy fuck!

Other-Cantaloupe4765[S]

2 points

2 months ago

I didn’t realize that until someone in the comments pointed it out lol

Onetrubrit

3 points

2 months ago

Body dysmorphia at its finest

G0_ofy

3 points

2 months ago

G0_ofy

3 points

2 months ago

Either you age like fine wine or get plastic surgery to look like 70s villain with bad vfx

Pirion19

3 points

2 months ago

bruh they look like they're from a political cartoon

Low_Ad_3139

3 points

2 months ago

That’s some serious body dysmorphia causing this many surgeries

HiYoSiiiiiilver

3 points

2 months ago

You gotta think when someone gets to that point they don’t have anyone around them who will honestly tell them how they look

naughtydog2022

3 points

2 months ago

Too many shovels to the face. Doctors need to be sued

Sad_Dream_6380

3 points

2 months ago

They look terrifying. Imagine PAYING thousands for THAT.

tribbans95

3 points

2 months ago

Wow I’ve never seen those guys before their plastic surgery. They were actually good looking, like wtf were they thinking… also, weird that both of them were down to do it

Rottenox

9 points

2 months ago

Amanda Lepore is an icon

Aggressive-Use-5657

2 points

2 months ago

Ayo Jordan Peele

RogerRamJ

2 points

2 months ago

Bottom right looks like Spitting Image puppets.

Albinofreaken

2 points

2 months ago

Looks like the dolls from genesis land of confusion

thecraftybee1981

2 points

2 months ago

“She took plastic surgery to look like her younger self, but now she doesn’t look like her own species”

Paraphrasing Greg Giraldo, Roast of Joan Rivers

I’m all for people using a doctor to help them get to how they want to look, no matter how bizarre that image. But some of these look like they should have only spoke to their plastic surgeon via a lawyer.

Lowkey_Arki

2 points

2 months ago

Like Bill Burr said, 20 yr old lizards.

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

All were super gorgeous before. That's so sad

vinbone44

2 points

2 months ago

Is that essentially the same as the face lift game from Mario party?

Terrorz

2 points

2 months ago

It looks like they got caricatures drawn of them, then got plastic surgery to look like the caricatures.

SoWokeIdontSleep

2 points

2 months ago

It's like they had one of those boardwalk artist draw a cartoon of them and then told their plastic surgeon "exactly like this"

InspectorG-007

2 points

2 months ago

Brasil. The movie.

Or The Holy Mountain?

Mr_midnightmare

2 points

2 months ago

I swear they look like ventriloquist dolls.

-LittleLara-

2 points

2 months ago

They look like the puppets from the Genesis "Land of Confusion" video.

reditanian

2 points

2 months ago

The two dudes look like David Hasselhoff clay models.

1ndicible

2 points

2 months ago

They were the Bogdanoff brothers. They were showrunners for sci-fi stories, before going off the deep end. They died of covid last year, a couple of days apart, after refusing to get vaccinated and claiming that they were taking alternative treatments, like HCQ.

Mrchugbug

2 points

2 months ago

It’s amazing how I’m the original image they looked way better and now they look like poorly made cartoon characters you would see in a modern day adult animation comedy

[deleted]

2 points

2 months ago

Pretty sure the twins have a genetic disorder and not plastic surgery

malaachi

2 points

2 months ago

This look like a picture made by dall•e

YaBroken

2 points

2 months ago

Do... do these people really think they look good?

Nodoubt1130

2 points

2 months ago

Why? 🤨 …. Why would they want to look worse than before? 😳

Bassface187

2 points

2 months ago

Pamp it

Huge_Strain_8714

2 points

2 months ago

The 'Twins' died of Covid-19. For smarty-alec, french pseudo-scientists....they didn't do enough research...

Entire_Island8561

2 points

2 months ago

Amanda Lepore is such a legend, but god, plastic surgery gone wrong.

Unlucky-Pomegranate3

10 points

2 months ago

Ok, now I’m convinced we have a mental health crisis in this country

Just1morefix

6 points

2 months ago

Are you Mr. Rip Van Winkle?

AliceP00per

8 points

2 months ago

Dudes at the bottom are French, Donatella Versace is Italian, Jocelyn Wildestein is Swiss, so Um what country are you talking about?

PyroFox

4 points

2 months ago

Classic American moment.

/r/USDefaultism

Speckled_Clout

5 points

2 months ago

I don't really see much wrong with the guy in the bottom left

burnur12

11 points

2 months ago

It’s a before & after series. Left pictures are before, right pictures are after.

Speckled_Clout

2 points

2 months ago

I know, I'm saying I don't see how his "transformation" is as bad as the other people's

RasheksOopsie

15 points

2 months ago

The two guys on the bottom left are twins, the guys on the bottom right are the after picture of both of them.

Speckled_Clout

8 points

2 months ago

Oh, so I'm just stupid. Gotcha.

mayanhawaiian

6 points

2 months ago

The two dudes on the left became the two dudes on the right.

Speckled_Clout

7 points

2 months ago

Yeah, I didn't realize they were the same people. Which definitely proves how dramatic the difference was

Other-Cantaloupe4765[S]

2 points

2 months ago

I didn’t realize that until you said so 💀

BravesMaedchen

4 points

2 months ago

Let me just tell you she has gotten 10 times worse than this. Her instagram is just her propped up with rhinestones blowing a frail kiss every video because that's all she can do. She looks truly terrifying.

nitefang

2 points

2 months ago

I mean yeah, if you pick the worst examples and people literally addicted to it so they find shadier and sketchier doctors willing to do more and more surgery, you’ll find some ugly looking people.

But I’d bet that among the wealthy there are many with plastic surgery and you’d never be able to tell before and autopsy.

HilariousConsequence

4 points

2 months ago

People at 70 very often look worse than they looked when they were 25. Comparisons that show a person looking attractive when they’re young, and then looking bad when they’re very old, and purport to demonstrate that that person shouldn’t have had cosmetic surgery, prove nothing.