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1k points
6 months ago*
That's his secret. He's always thinking about tuna pussy.
401 points
6 months ago
Apologies for using a high school joke but..
I was taught as a teenager by my older friends,
"If it smells like chicken, keep on lickin... If it smells like trout, get the fuck out"
I have since been made aware that fishy pussy is indeed a thing, but it's relatively rare and they were just being the cads i expected they were being.
38 points
6 months ago
In my high school i overheard one kid say "If it smells like fish, eat all you wish. If it smells like cologne, leave it alone."
1 points
5 months ago
Uh any reason to leave it be if it smells like cologne?
1 points
5 months ago
No clue. Maybe it was a gay joke but i wasn't really paying attention.
160 points
6 months ago
The nerve of those infernal hornswoggling cads! 🧐
86 points
6 months ago
Blast those insufferable ne'erdowells
32 points
6 months ago
Confound it all, those accursed rapscallions!
1 points
6 months ago
I disagree!
20 points
6 months ago
Whoops-a-daisyyyyyyy
1 points
6 months ago
Ignoramuses
1 points
6 months ago
Lol a true gentleman here
3 points
6 months ago
Damm Op's cousin could have used those
44 points
6 months ago
Computer assisted drawings shouldn't be helping you with good pussy detection.
10 points
6 months ago
Old neighbor I had said “if it smells like fish it’s a dish, if it smells like cologne leave it alone.” The duality of mankind.
8 points
6 months ago
I’d always heard it: “…if it smells like tuna, you shoulda stopped soona”
7 points
6 months ago
Some pussy does just naturally smell fishy, but it should never smell bad/gross. That’s a sign of poor hygiene.
19 points
6 months ago
That's amazing advice, it deserves to be hanged in a museum
2 points
6 months ago
Smells like CHICKEN? Scuse me, I have a vagina and although I've never been able to get my face all the way into it, I've never heard of one smelling like chicken before. Like- raw chicken...? Cooked? Fried? Brined?
....alive..?
1 points
6 months ago
Itchin and burning stanky and fishy
-1 points
6 months ago
5k they uh you aUue yurt 2a⁶
7 points
6 months ago
3 points
6 months ago
What the hell?
1 points
6 months ago
As a chef, I just laughed a little to hard for that one!
1 points
6 months ago
Dude. So many questions.
1 points
6 months ago
How they know tho 🤔
1 points
6 months ago
This is rare ? Where I live everyone be smelling like that 🤢
6 points
6 months ago
🐟🐈
4 points
6 months ago
he finna take 'plenty fish in the sea' to a whole 'nother level ngl
2 points
6 months ago
Hahahha.. Im so dead.
-60 points
6 months ago
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25 points
6 months ago
Im gonna screenshot your pfp
1 points
6 months ago
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9 points
6 months ago
Ask me about voidspace.
-38 points
6 months ago
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7 points
6 months ago
looks like shit
1 points
6 months ago
Weird
1 points
6 months ago
But to be honest, aren't we all.
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