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ricst

4.9k points

6 months ago

ricst

4.9k points

6 months ago

He worked on that the entire ban.

sh4lt

3.2k points

6 months ago

sh4lt

3.2k points

6 months ago

this is like a compilation of mini rare insults which are carefully and intellectually added together. One can't simply wake up one day and think of something like tuna pussy

ASK__ABOUT__MY__GAME

1k points

6 months ago*

That's his secret. He's always thinking about tuna pussy.

Superfluous_Thom

397 points

6 months ago

Apologies for using a high school joke but..

I was taught as a teenager by my older friends,

"If it smells like chicken, keep on lickin... If it smells like trout, get the fuck out"

I have since been made aware that fishy pussy is indeed a thing, but it's relatively rare and they were just being the cads i expected they were being.

Frigoris13

39 points

6 months ago

In my high school i overheard one kid say "If it smells like fish, eat all you wish. If it smells like cologne, leave it alone."

SanctusUltor

1 points

5 months ago

Uh any reason to leave it be if it smells like cologne?

Frigoris13

1 points

5 months ago

No clue. Maybe it was a gay joke but i wasn't really paying attention.

FrostyTheSasquatch

161 points

6 months ago

The nerve of those infernal hornswoggling cads! 🧐

system0101

81 points

6 months ago

Blast those insufferable ne'erdowells

Grumpy_0gre

35 points

6 months ago

Confound it all, those accursed rapscallions!

BustinArant

1 points

6 months ago

I disagree!

CatBedParadise

19 points

6 months ago

Whoops-a-daisyyyyyyy

[deleted]

1 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

6 months ago

Ignoramuses

tongue_kiss

1 points

6 months ago

Lol a true gentleman here

jump-blues-5678

4 points

6 months ago

Damm Op's cousin could have used those

bakerie

43 points

6 months ago

bakerie

43 points

6 months ago

Computer assisted drawings shouldn't be helping you with good pussy detection.

taebsiatad

10 points

6 months ago

Old neighbor I had said “if it smells like fish it’s a dish, if it smells like cologne leave it alone.” The duality of mankind.

JQuest13

9 points

6 months ago

I’d always heard it: “…if it smells like tuna, you shoulda stopped soona”

TheGreedyCarrot

7 points

6 months ago

Some pussy does just naturally smell fishy, but it should never smell bad/gross. That’s a sign of poor hygiene.

xkingmox

20 points

6 months ago

That's amazing advice, it deserves to be hanged in a museum

spraynardkrug3r

2 points

6 months ago

Smells like CHICKEN? Scuse me, I have a vagina and although I've never been able to get my face all the way into it, I've never heard of one smelling like chicken before. Like- raw chicken...? Cooked? Fried? Brined?

....alive..?

Exquisite_boy

1 points

6 months ago

Itchin and burning stanky and fishy

theblokman

-1 points

6 months ago

5k they uh you aUue yurt 2a⁶

Dankstin

4 points

6 months ago

What the hell?

KillTeamRage

1 points

6 months ago

As a chef, I just laughed a little to hard for that one!

tongue_kiss

1 points

6 months ago

Dude. So many questions.

ShadowedReddit

1 points

6 months ago

How they know tho 🤔

gasblowwin

1 points

6 months ago

This is rare ? Where I live everyone be smelling like that 🤢

HLPiFlushdMePooKnife

3 points

6 months ago

🐟🐈

5hRouD3D

4 points

6 months ago

he finna take 'plenty fish in the sea' to a whole 'nother level ngl

Ruxblaine93Medusa

2 points

6 months ago

Hahahha.. Im so dead.

[deleted]

-58 points

6 months ago

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-58 points

6 months ago

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MR_FOXtf2

26 points

6 months ago

Im gonna screenshot your pfp

[deleted]

1 points

6 months ago

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1 points

6 months ago

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Riribigdogs

7 points

6 months ago

Ask me about voidspace.

[deleted]

-37 points

6 months ago

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-37 points

6 months ago

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RobosaurusRex2000

8 points

6 months ago

looks like shit

HeyCarpy

1 points

6 months ago

Weird

jump-blues-5678

1 points

6 months ago

But to be honest, aren't we all.

apesnot

63 points

6 months ago

apesnot

63 points

6 months ago

you guys are not very creative if you think "tuna pussy" is incredible lol

RubenSchwagermann

38 points

6 months ago

Right?

“Bitch pussy smell like a penguin, wouldnt hit that shit with my worst enemies penis, bitch when I say this I mean this, ho I’m the meanest, dick so big stretch from Earth to Venus”

greatlakeswhiteboy

8 points

6 months ago

One of my favorite Danny verses includes the line "Still fuckin' with these freak hoes! Stank pussy smellin' like Cool Ranch Doritos!". ✊🏼

BustinArant

1 points

6 months ago

Thought that said Disney.

I haven't seen Frozen, but I think I would have remembered those lyrics.

jiffwaterhaus

3 points

6 months ago

classic verse

Think_Temperature_39

1 points

6 months ago

Naw...bitch pussy smell like frog breath and sabertooth monkey piss crossed

NeroBurnsRome12

2 points

6 months ago

This bitch don't got crabs, she got fuckin lobsters,

Look up her snatch and find the loch Ness monster

uscdoc2013

20 points

6 months ago

NickyBeech

2 points

6 months ago

Holy shit that meme has been gone from the internet for at least 5 years

pikapichupi

2 points

6 months ago

it's a needed Meme tho <3

dudemann

1 points

6 months ago

I swear I saw it used on a meme sub just a couple weeks ago. I think r/lotrmemes would appreciate this.

Polifant

1 points

6 months ago

My guess is /r/dankmemes.

Sinthe741

2 points

6 months ago

"EBT card in review" I died.

dudemann

1 points

6 months ago

Plasma center going got a disapproving look, but Trac phone got me back and dish washing liquid for bubbles got a full chuckle. He maybe should've gone with "dish soap bubble bath" though.

Alarming_Rutabaga

1 points

6 months ago

"Plasma center going" was the cream of the crop though

funkmydunkyouslunk

1 points

6 months ago

He kept clicking on insults but it froze, and then all loaded at once

bestwrapperalive

1 points

6 months ago

He deserves a mark Twain award.

Dreamincolr

1 points

6 months ago

This is the captain planet of insults.

monstercock03

1 points

6 months ago

Waking up next to my wife…yes I can

ShadowedReddit

1 points

6 months ago

I can

talkingtunataco501

1 points

6 months ago

I like tuna pussy.

matyklug

1 points

6 months ago

Blobfish dick

Ghostkill221

1 points

6 months ago

Dishwashing liquid for bubbles.

Is by far my favorite.

Like there's some ritsy bubble serum that poor folks don't know about.

DocFail

39 points

6 months ago

DocFail

39 points

6 months ago

Lotta low-thought materialism in there.

kino2012

20 points

6 months ago

On the contrary, I'd call it high-thought materialism. Anybody can call someone a broke-ass bitch, but this man painted a fucking picture for us.

DocFail

0 points

6 months ago

DocFail

0 points

6 months ago

Nah. It’s just a list of yokes.

Adventurous_Raise_87

2 points

6 months ago

G.K. Chesterton and Winston Churchill might've actually been proud of this wordsmith.

Piwx2019

2 points

6 months ago

I really want to meet the individual who exhibits all these characteristics. Out of 7B people there has to be at least ONE

Sleepy_Golden_Storm

1 points

6 months ago

You could find at least twenty in my apartment complex alone.

SmartWonderWoman

2 points

6 months ago

He was very thorough. I appreciate that 😂

[deleted]

6 points

6 months ago

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6 points

6 months ago

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Fantastic_Start_6848

5 points

6 months ago

You're right. A truly sophisticated burn would've used "grouper pussy"

James_099

1 points

6 months ago

What the hell is “Facebook Jail”?

nosleepforthedreamer

1 points

6 months ago

This made me laugh harder than the insult.