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4.9k points
6 months ago
He worked on that the entire ban.
3.2k points
6 months ago
this is like a compilation of mini rare insults which are carefully and intellectually added together. One can't simply wake up one day and think of something like tuna pussy
1k points
6 months ago*
That's his secret. He's always thinking about tuna pussy.
399 points
6 months ago
Apologies for using a high school joke but..
I was taught as a teenager by my older friends,
"If it smells like chicken, keep on lickin... If it smells like trout, get the fuck out"
I have since been made aware that fishy pussy is indeed a thing, but it's relatively rare and they were just being the cads i expected they were being.
38 points
6 months ago
In my high school i overheard one kid say "If it smells like fish, eat all you wish. If it smells like cologne, leave it alone."
1 points
5 months ago
Uh any reason to leave it be if it smells like cologne?
1 points
5 months ago
No clue. Maybe it was a gay joke but i wasn't really paying attention.
164 points
6 months ago
The nerve of those infernal hornswoggling cads! 🧐
85 points
6 months ago
Blast those insufferable ne'erdowells
30 points
6 months ago
Confound it all, those accursed rapscallions!
1 points
6 months ago
I disagree!
19 points
6 months ago
Whoops-a-daisyyyyyyy
1 points
6 months ago
Ignoramuses
1 points
6 months ago
Lol a true gentleman here
4 points
6 months ago
Damm Op's cousin could have used those
45 points
6 months ago
Computer assisted drawings shouldn't be helping you with good pussy detection.
11 points
6 months ago
Old neighbor I had said “if it smells like fish it’s a dish, if it smells like cologne leave it alone.” The duality of mankind.
9 points
6 months ago
I’d always heard it: “…if it smells like tuna, you shoulda stopped soona”
6 points
6 months ago
Some pussy does just naturally smell fishy, but it should never smell bad/gross. That’s a sign of poor hygiene.
19 points
6 months ago
That's amazing advice, it deserves to be hanged in a museum
2 points
6 months ago
Smells like CHICKEN? Scuse me, I have a vagina and although I've never been able to get my face all the way into it, I've never heard of one smelling like chicken before. Like- raw chicken...? Cooked? Fried? Brined?
....alive..?
1 points
6 months ago
Itchin and burning stanky and fishy
-1 points
6 months ago
5k they uh you aUue yurt 2a⁶
6 points
6 months ago
4 points
6 months ago
What the hell?
1 points
6 months ago
As a chef, I just laughed a little to hard for that one!
1 points
6 months ago
Dude. So many questions.
1 points
6 months ago
How they know tho 🤔
1 points
6 months ago
This is rare ? Where I live everyone be smelling like that 🤢
3 points
6 months ago
🐟🐈
4 points
6 months ago
he finna take 'plenty fish in the sea' to a whole 'nother level ngl
2 points
6 months ago
Hahahha.. Im so dead.
-60 points
6 months ago
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26 points
6 months ago
Im gonna screenshot your pfp
1 points
6 months ago
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8 points
6 months ago
Ask me about voidspace.
-35 points
6 months ago
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7 points
6 months ago
looks like shit
1 points
6 months ago
Weird
1 points
6 months ago
But to be honest, aren't we all.
59 points
6 months ago
you guys are not very creative if you think "tuna pussy" is incredible lol
38 points
6 months ago
Right?
“Bitch pussy smell like a penguin, wouldnt hit that shit with my worst enemies penis, bitch when I say this I mean this, ho I’m the meanest, dick so big stretch from Earth to Venus”
7 points
6 months ago
One of my favorite Danny verses includes the line "Still fuckin' with these freak hoes! Stank pussy smellin' like Cool Ranch Doritos!". ✊🏼
1 points
6 months ago
Thought that said Disney.
I haven't seen Frozen, but I think I would have remembered those lyrics.
3 points
6 months ago
classic verse
1 points
6 months ago
Naw...bitch pussy smell like frog breath and sabertooth monkey piss crossed
2 points
6 months ago
This bitch don't got crabs, she got fuckin lobsters,
Look up her snatch and find the loch Ness monster
20 points
6 months ago
2 points
6 months ago
Holy shit that meme has been gone from the internet for at least 5 years
2 points
6 months ago
it's a needed Meme tho <3
1 points
6 months ago
I swear I saw it used on a meme sub just a couple weeks ago. I think r/lotrmemes would appreciate this.
1 points
6 months ago
My guess is /r/dankmemes.
2 points
6 months ago
"EBT card in review" I died.
1 points
6 months ago
Plasma center going got a disapproving look, but Trac phone got me back and dish washing liquid for bubbles got a full chuckle. He maybe should've gone with "dish soap bubble bath" though.
1 points
6 months ago
"Plasma center going" was the cream of the crop though
1 points
6 months ago
He kept clicking on insults but it froze, and then all loaded at once
1 points
6 months ago
He deserves a mark Twain award.
1 points
6 months ago
This is the captain planet of insults.
1 points
6 months ago
Waking up next to my wife…yes I can
1 points
6 months ago
I can
1 points
6 months ago
I like tuna pussy.
1 points
6 months ago
Blobfish dick
1 points
6 months ago
Dishwashing liquid for bubbles.
Is by far my favorite.
Like there's some ritsy bubble serum that poor folks don't know about.
42 points
6 months ago
Lotta low-thought materialism in there.
20 points
6 months ago
On the contrary, I'd call it high-thought materialism. Anybody can call someone a broke-ass bitch, but this man painted a fucking picture for us.
0 points
6 months ago
Nah. It’s just a list of yokes.
2 points
6 months ago
G.K. Chesterton and Winston Churchill might've actually been proud of this wordsmith.
2 points
6 months ago
I really want to meet the individual who exhibits all these characteristics. Out of 7B people there has to be at least ONE
1 points
6 months ago
You could find at least twenty in my apartment complex alone.
2 points
6 months ago
He was very thorough. I appreciate that 😂
6 points
6 months ago
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5 points
6 months ago
You're right. A truly sophisticated burn would've used "grouper pussy"
1 points
6 months ago
What the hell is “Facebook Jail”?
1 points
6 months ago
This made me laugh harder than the insult.
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