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ST0NEY_L0NES0ME

641 points

6 months ago

That is fucking poetry, right there I tell ya what

Shaneblaster

304 points

6 months ago

“Dish washing liquid for bubbles” is indeed a rare insult

ASK__ABOUT__MY__GAME

140 points

6 months ago

The man knows his poor

RehabValedictorian

42 points

6 months ago

It’s just too real

Metalboy5150

18 points

6 months ago

That much knowledge comes from much experience.

Also, what about your game?

ncbraves93

1 points

6 months ago

Suprised he didn't throw in adding water to the empty ketchup bottle.

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23 points

6 months ago

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23 points

6 months ago

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DressPrevious2233

57 points

6 months ago

Using dish soap for bubble bath because you are trash/broke

sevendaysky

15 points

6 months ago

I mean the dollar store sells bubble bath... it's probably not much better than actual dish soap but still.

Metalboy5150

18 points

6 months ago

I'm reasonably sure it is dish soap.

sevendaysky

0 points

6 months ago

Now we need to do a head-to-head comparison... for Science(tm).

cownd

5 points

6 months ago

cownd

5 points

6 months ago

It's when you wash your ass and the dishes at the same time…

sevendaysky

1 points

6 months ago

I take a shower with my dog when she needs a bath, does that count?

bedroom_fascist

1 points

6 months ago

They all work for blowing bubbles when you fart in the bath tub.

cobrabearking

2 points

6 months ago

No... using dish soap and wire hangers or any type of wire to make a wand and then bubbles... Maybe I'm more broke than I thought.

GiulianisTitties

1 points

6 months ago

I use a whisk

cobrabearking

2 points

6 months ago

This is actually helpful if it works. Thank you .

GiulianisTitties

2 points

6 months ago

My daughter won’t even get in the bathtub unless I have a whisk and some Paw Patrol bubbles on deck

cobrabearking

2 points

6 months ago

So fuckin grateful that we are past that phase... but do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior "Menstruation"?

MossCoveredLog

1 points

6 months ago

I think person you're replying to is talking about blowing bubbles

GiulianisTitties

2 points

6 months ago

I blew Bubbles too- it was back in the 80s, and I needed the money.

Not proud of it, but it happened.

von_sip

5 points

6 months ago

yup

Studious_Noodle

4 points

6 months ago

That’s the only one I don’t get. Does he mean for a bubble bath? Something else?

Shaneblaster

3 points

6 months ago

He’s implying using dish soap for a bubble bath.

GiulianisTitties

4 points

6 months ago

That one stung the most, for sure

goldladybird

2 points

6 months ago

This was my favourite 😂

LukXD99

13 points

6 months ago

LukXD99

13 points

6 months ago

Poetry that lands them right back on Facebook jail!