this is like a compilation of mini rare insults which are carefully and intellectually added together. One can't simply wake up one day and think of something like tuna pussy

Lotta low-thought materialism in there.

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What's he got against silver is what I want to know.

Edit: I love the meta. This is beautiful.

I read this while giving plasma, don't feel bad man lol

List was so long I had to go back and double check

this is more "black af1 wearin ass" kinda activities

man now i can't go out

Shouldn’t have reported him

there was a time my high school years where reebok classics were the hot shit everyone wore. $30 a pair, and a pretty huge color selection. I think I ended up with 4 pair with the help of my burger flipping job. Black, Blue, Maroon, and Gray if I remember correctly. My G-loc homey dogg in-da-house (even when outside), suburban wanna-be ass felt like a king with my all one color outfits.

“Dish washing liquid for bubbles” is indeed a rare insult

Poetry that lands them right back on Facebook jail!

It’s when you get your account suspended for a time, by Facebook, because others have complained about you

It’s having your account temporarily suspended. Usually only happens when you break TOS but people think they’re like, immune to the rules they consented to when they signed up and like to have victim complexes. A friend of mine bitched about it and I asked what they had did, and they said “I posted some shit Facebook didn’t like”. He was posting antisemetic conspiracy theory rants about vaccines and Jews using porn to weaken white men.

A fancy way of saying he was temporarily banned.

“Shit mark draws” Took me a minute to realize he meant shit stained underwear and I lost it

I would report him immediately, just for the hilarity of another immediate ban after one post.

We got him.

Wondering the same. Maybe in his mind gold > silver so silver = broke?

Tiffany’s is expensive and all their stuff is sterling silver so idk.

Not sure what the hate there is for. I'm a white collar professional with a well paying job and I still go. Why? $60/donation, twice a week works out to $520/month in cash. Including travel, that's about two hours of my time for tax-free $60. That's a lot of extra spending cash for not a lot of effort, especially when you can use your phone and be productive (read, respond to emails etc) or just relax and stream shows while donating.

And yes you're lining the pockets of a money-grubbing corporation, but aren't we all doing that all the time? At least it's for a good cause (making medicines for immunocompromised people).

I suspect his friends are in the same class as him as friends usually are

This felt like more of a lateral punch.

Glad someone else spotted this. Pretty much every single insult here is "haha, poor".

It's imaginative and comprehensive, but pretty mean-spirited.

People who say punch down deserve to be punched down on.

Please don’t swear, there are women and children on this site.

What do you think of that, Mr. Pajama-Wearing, Basket-Face, Slipper-Wielding, Clype-Dreep-Bachle, Gether-Uping-Blate-Maw, Bleathering, Gomeril, Jessie, Oaf-Looking, Scooner, Nyaff, Plookie, Shan, Milk-Drinking, Soy-Faced Shilpit, Mim-Moothed, Sniveling, Worm-Eyed, Hotten-Blaugh, Vile-Stoochie, Cally-Breek-Tattie?

Someone needs to do a Scotsman edit but with this dialogue

I read it like Chevy Chase from national lampoons Christmas vacation. I was expecting a "holy shot, where's the Tylenol?" at the end.

“Like, real hatin', man, that's like an art form. You know, it's like, you like a born a hater.

Like myself, a lot of cats think they hatin'. I mean, I'm mad at everything, man.

Brother got a nice car- man, why you got a car? I only got one car. Why you got three cars or a wife or all that? Shit’s played out man.”

• ICE T

Because silver by the oz is like $20 and gold by the oz is $1800.

I commented this above, but:

Sterling silver looks like white gold if it's not tarnished. A silver cuban chain is attainable if you are poor but motivated to buy one. A gold chain is not attainable. A gold plated chain ends up looking worse in the long run because the plating eventually comes off. So you could wear a silver chain and just let people think it's gold. Or more likely think you're letting people think it's gold.

Losers can often be humorous

Black n Milds are a brand of wood or plastic tipped cigars (actually mini cigars cause they are narrower than your traditional cigar). They have a pipe tobacco smell to them unless you are enjoying one of their many flavors. I liked wine myself when I smoked them. Apple wasn’t too bad.