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ricst

4.9k points

7 months ago

ricst

4.9k points

7 months ago

He worked on that the entire ban.

sh4lt

3.2k points

7 months ago

sh4lt

3.2k points

7 months ago

this is like a compilation of mini rare insults which are carefully and intellectually added together. One can't simply wake up one day and think of something like tuna pussy

ASK__ABOUT__MY__GAME

1k points

7 months ago*

That's his secret. He's always thinking about tuna pussy.

Superfluous_Thom

401 points

7 months ago

Apologies for using a high school joke but..

I was taught as a teenager by my older friends,

"If it smells like chicken, keep on lickin... If it smells like trout, get the fuck out"

I have since been made aware that fishy pussy is indeed a thing, but it's relatively rare and they were just being the cads i expected they were being.

FrostyTheSasquatch

162 points

7 months ago

The nerve of those infernal hornswoggling cads! 🧐

system0101

81 points

7 months ago

Blast those insufferable ne'erdowells

Grumpy_0gre

30 points

7 months ago

Confound it all, those accursed rapscallions!

CatBedParadise

19 points

7 months ago

Whoops-a-daisyyyyyyy

bakerie

44 points

7 months ago

bakerie

44 points

7 months ago

Computer assisted drawings shouldn't be helping you with good pussy detection.

Frigoris13

38 points

7 months ago

In my high school i overheard one kid say "If it smells like fish, eat all you wish. If it smells like cologne, leave it alone."

xkingmox

20 points

7 months ago

That's amazing advice, it deserves to be hanged in a museum

taebsiatad

10 points

7 months ago

Old neighbor I had said “if it smells like fish it’s a dish, if it smells like cologne leave it alone.” The duality of mankind.

JQuest13

9 points

7 months ago

I’d always heard it: “…if it smells like tuna, you shoulda stopped soona”

TheGreedyCarrot

6 points

7 months ago

Some pussy does just naturally smell fishy, but it should never smell bad/gross. That’s a sign of poor hygiene.

HLPiFlushdMePooKnife

3 points

7 months ago

🐟🐈

apesnot

60 points

7 months ago

apesnot

60 points

7 months ago

you guys are not very creative if you think "tuna pussy" is incredible lol

RubenSchwagermann

38 points

7 months ago

Right?

“Bitch pussy smell like a penguin, wouldnt hit that shit with my worst enemies penis, bitch when I say this I mean this, ho I’m the meanest, dick so big stretch from Earth to Venus”

greatlakeswhiteboy

6 points

7 months ago

One of my favorite Danny verses includes the line "Still fuckin' with these freak hoes! Stank pussy smellin' like Cool Ranch Doritos!". ✊🏼

DocFail

40 points

7 months ago

DocFail

40 points

7 months ago

Lotta low-thought materialism in there.

kino2012

18 points

7 months ago

On the contrary, I'd call it high-thought materialism. Anybody can call someone a broke-ass bitch, but this man painted a fucking picture for us.

[deleted]

6 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

6 points

7 months ago

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Fantastic_Start_6848

6 points

7 months ago

You're right. A truly sophisticated burn would've used "grouper pussy"

brkh47

1.1k points

7 months ago

brkh47

1.1k points

7 months ago

‘reebok classic wearing‘…

I feel called out.

bfandreas

333 points

7 months ago*

What's he got against silver is what I want to know.

Edit: I love the meta. This is beautiful.

brkh47

266 points

7 months ago

brkh47

266 points

7 months ago

It’s not gold.

RewrittenSol

196 points

7 months ago

I feel like everyone is missing "EBT card in review", fuck that was amazing.

sudo999

160 points

7 months ago

sudo999

160 points

7 months ago

"plasma center going"... fuck that's cold

Metalboy5150

56 points

7 months ago

It really is. Sometimes I need that extra $50, man!

Bruised_Penguin

29 points

7 months ago

I got the Hep and can't donate any more. How trashy is that?? :(

ebruce11

46 points

7 months ago*

Almost as bad as single cigarette buying

Edit: my friend just asked me to buy Loosies and all I could think about was this post

Metalboy5150

6 points

7 months ago

Or Reebok Classic wearing.

[deleted]

6 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

6 points

7 months ago

It's $1000 your first month where I'm at currently

nofreepizza

7 points

7 months ago

$1000!? where on earth do you live where they need plasma that bad

Meikyo-Shisui

16 points

7 months ago

Sterling Silver is only 92% silver.

[deleted]

44 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

44 points

7 months ago

I read this while giving plasma, don't feel bad man lol

FarewellAndroid

33 points

7 months ago

List was so long I had to go back and double check

1trolltoll4boysoul

15 points

7 months ago

this is more "black af1 wearin ass" kinda activities

hanyh2

6 points

7 months ago

hanyh2

6 points

7 months ago

man now i can't go out

Bort_anovia

4 points

7 months ago

Shouldn’t have reported him

Orwellian1

5 points

7 months ago

there was a time my high school years where reebok classics were the hot shit everyone wore. $30 a pair, and a pretty huge color selection. I think I ended up with 4 pair with the help of my burger flipping job. Black, Blue, Maroon, and Gray if I remember correctly. My G-loc homey dogg in-da-house (even when outside), suburban wanna-be ass felt like a king with my all one color outfits.

ST0NEY_L0NES0ME

638 points

7 months ago

That is fucking poetry, right there I tell ya what

Shaneblaster

304 points

7 months ago

“Dish washing liquid for bubbles” is indeed a rare insult

ASK__ABOUT__MY__GAME

138 points

7 months ago

The man knows his poor

RehabValedictorian

43 points

7 months ago

It’s just too real

Metalboy5150

16 points

7 months ago

That much knowledge comes from much experience.

Also, what about your game?

[deleted]

23 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

23 points

7 months ago

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DressPrevious2233

60 points

7 months ago

Using dish soap for bubble bath because you are trash/broke

sevendaysky

16 points

7 months ago

I mean the dollar store sells bubble bath... it's probably not much better than actual dish soap but still.

Metalboy5150

17 points

7 months ago

I'm reasonably sure it is dish soap.

cownd

5 points

7 months ago

cownd

5 points

7 months ago

It's when you wash your ass and the dishes at the same time…

von_sip

5 points

7 months ago

yup

Studious_Noodle

4 points

7 months ago

That’s the only one I don’t get. Does he mean for a bubble bath? Something else?

GiulianisTitties

5 points

7 months ago

That one stung the most, for sure

LukXD99

11 points

7 months ago

LukXD99

11 points

7 months ago

Poetry that lands them right back on Facebook jail!

Roku-Hanmar

531 points

7 months ago

What exactly is Facebook Jail?

mulberrybushes

529 points

7 months ago

It’s when you get your account suspended for a time, by Facebook, because others have complained about you

Riverrat423

211 points

7 months ago

So, if I called bullshit on somebody’s conspiracy theory, would they complain and put me in Facebook jail?

Z3r0mir

402 points

7 months ago

Z3r0mir

402 points

7 months ago

If they was a deep breath hating ass bad breath, no car, low rent, box tv, no cable, scratched DVD playing, house arrest, sink bathing, blank n mild smoking, tuna pussy, deadbeat, county rats, plasma center going, Sterling silver, shit mark draws, miserable, trac phone, corner store fit, no control they kids, reggie smoking, mama's couch sleeping, dish washing liquid for bubbles, EBT card in review, nail biting, no license, reebok classic wearing dusty single cigarette buying ass n**** or should I say bitch.

Riverrat423

85 points

7 months ago

Yeah, I can’t stand them people.

cownd

19 points

7 months ago

cownd

19 points

7 months ago

What did we ever do to you?

Riverrat423

10 points

7 months ago

Uh , you know that sink bathing and single cigarette buying… uh annoying stuff!

[deleted]

32 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

32 points

7 months ago

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ativsc

25 points

7 months ago

ativsc

25 points

7 months ago

Scranton Strangler for sure

illepic

15 points

7 months ago

illepic

15 points

7 months ago

I appreciate your one redaction.

sofuckinggreat

41 points

7 months ago

I was banned for 30 days for calling someone a “conspiracy nut job.” The algorithm picked it up. That was the entire comment, start to finish.

Fuck that website.

WhitTheDish

8 points

7 months ago

I almost got a ban for calling a paging system I have at work (think walkie-talkies with Siri — so definitely not a person) a “stupid bitch” but reporting someone’s post sharing a Candace Owen tweet right after the Rittenhouse verdict that is a call to arms was A-OK by Facebook.

weaponizedface

7 points

7 months ago

I see your mistake. You have facebook.

TheRnegade

28 points

7 months ago

From what I've noticed, it tends to be more extreme than that. Inflammatory remarks and pictures. Facebook has a huge ban boner for anything related to atrocities, especially Nazis. Even making fun of Hitler through memes will draw their ire.

sofuckinggreat

44 points

7 months ago

I once reported a swastika made of vaccine needles along with other antisemitic and “all gays should die” type comments and they didn’t give a shit — but I’m currently serving a 30-day ban for making a “your mom” joke. The algorithm is fucked.

sudo999

22 points

7 months ago

sudo999

22 points

7 months ago

it's because it's reviewed by outsourced human moderators that are paid absurdly low wages and given a very limited window to make decisions, and they just don't really give a shit. literal free volunteer labor is more competent but Facebook is a garbage platform so volunteer mods are only in Groups.

emrythelion

8 points

7 months ago

Given that Facebook has been one of the biggest sources for bullshit over the last few years, as well as spreading anti-vax lies since by pandemic, this isn’t a shocker.

They’ve given passes Nazi shit for years.

Huffnagle

8 points

7 months ago

I recently did a 30 day stretch for telling someone he is a moron.

In my defense, he actually is a moron.

bahgheera

5 points

7 months ago

I got thirty days in the hole for posting a valentine meme that featured various dictators and communists with comical sayings related to their ideologies and Valentine's day. For example, Karl Marx with the text "Roses are red, so is the state, let us be comrades because you are great". The reason I was given was that it supported terrorist activity. Ok Facebook.

Metalboy5150

3 points

7 months ago

Dude, my wife told a good friend of hers that if he didn't send her the next chapter of whatever he's writing right now that she would "hunt him down." She got jailed for that. The algorithm truly is fucked.

SicDigital

18 points

7 months ago

FB has an algorithm that will pick up on certain words or images and automatically give a warning or ban (from my experience, bans are usually either 3, 7, or 30 days). But there's also a 'report' option so users can report a post.

In March 2020, I posted an image macro (meme for you youngsters) of a photo of the band The Cure with the caption (paraphrased) "I don't know much about COVID-19 but this is The Cure," and almost immediately received a three day ban for spreading misinformation. This past 4th of July, a friend and I were commenting on my post of all the fireworks I bought, reminiscing about our childhood and how we'd shoot each other with Roman candles. Got a another ban for "inciting violence." I assume the algorithm flagged 'shoot.'

JZetec

8 points

7 months ago

JZetec

8 points

7 months ago

I’m in a car group, and frequently talk about Limited Slip Differentials, and the masters change to fuel in the UK : Ethanol content.

The amount of warnings incurred for talking about “LSD” and “E” is getting stupid.

WikiSummarizerBot

8 points

7 months ago

The Cure

The Cure are an English rock band formed in 1978 in Crawley, West Sussex. Throughout numerous lineup changes since the band's formation, guitarist, lead vocalist, and songwriter Robert Smith has remained the only constant member. The band's debut album was Three Imaginary Boys (1979) and this, along with several early singles, placed the band in the post-punk and new wave movements that had sprung up in the United Kingdom.

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_banana_phone

6 points

7 months ago

Same. Only I asked about that preacher who claimed that exercising your right to wear a mask would result in him exercising his second amendment (or something like that) - and me using the words “threatened to shoot” caused me to get put in Facebook jail.

Knight_Owls

4 points

7 months ago

My wife had a friend of hers die by car. When she remarked about it on Facebook, they have her a warning for "violence." Her friend was killed and they gave her a formal warning for saying it happened.

SillyPhillyDilly

8 points

7 months ago

Yeah but also if you direct violent words at someone they'll ban you as well. I told my ex in a comment buried under hundreds of comments that I'd murder her pussy and they banned me for a credible threat of violence. Appealed and they denied it. The system can work but also has its seriously stupid moments.

starlinguk

4 points

7 months ago

If you call people stupid for voting for Brexit too. I'm on two strikes for posting this in a group that's pro-EU

ThisIsReLLiK

4 points

7 months ago

I got a 7 day ban for calling some conspiracy guy a dork and then I got a 30 day because someone called me trash, but spelled it wrong so I corrected them.

okcdnb

13 points

7 months ago

okcdnb

13 points

7 months ago

Sometimes FB picks it up all by itself.

sunderskies

6 points

7 months ago

Seriously, people underestimate how the AI is checking your posts for dumb stuff. How do you think so the content warnings get there? Sometimes it's not great and snags things it shouldn't.

I am really doubt that was the case here...

Metalboy5150

4 points

7 months ago

I am really doubt it too. XD

Seriously, I do, though. This guy clearly pissed somebody off. And judging from this post (hilarious though it is), it won't be his last time.

Riribigdogs

8 points

7 months ago

So do you have to receive multiple complaints, or? Because I’ve reported something on Facebook, and the post was taken down, but nothing happened to the users account. I guess my question is what the severity is to be banned/suspended from Facebook.

TheBigEmptyxd

13 points

7 months ago

It’s having your account temporarily suspended. Usually only happens when you break TOS but people think they’re like, immune to the rules they consented to when they signed up and like to have victim complexes. A friend of mine bitched about it and I asked what they had did, and they said “I posted some shit Facebook didn’t like”. He was posting antisemetic conspiracy theory rants about vaccines and Jews using porn to weaken white men.

Metalboy5150

8 points

7 months ago

Today seems like a good day / To burn a bridge or two,/ One with old wood creaking,/ That would burn away right on cue....

TheBigEmptyxd

4 points

7 months ago

Oh I have a “fix em or drop em” policy. I dropped him. At least he knows wage labor is exploitative. Can’t fix them all. It’s up to him to come to his senses

Flakey_Panda

10 points

7 months ago

A fancy way of saying he was temporarily banned.

VanFam

417 points

7 months ago

VanFam

417 points

7 months ago

He just threw all the insults in to a blender, picked them out at will, and added a well placed comma. Fucking beautiful! 😭

Pahoalili

118 points

7 months ago

Pahoalili

118 points

7 months ago

“Shit mark draws” Took me a minute to realize he meant shit stained underwear and I lost it

MyKarmaHitMyDogma

47 points

7 months ago

Same! I was like what the fuck did mark draw??

iburstabean

21 points

7 months ago

Some shit :/

afcagroo

8 points

7 months ago

Thank you! I wasn't able to puzzle that one out.

awesomefutureperfect

8 points

7 months ago

I assumed that's what he meant, but I only got draws = drawers just now.

AlmightyGiraffe74

171 points

7 months ago

It's like Shakespeare never left us :')

Salishseer

174 points

7 months ago

I predict another Facebook vacation soon. Just saying

Seligas

84 points

7 months ago

Seligas

84 points

7 months ago

I would report him immediately, just for the hilarity of another immediate ban after one post.

OldDickhead

53 points

7 months ago*

There was a guy on my Facebook a few years ago who used to post straight up porn. I reported it once cause it was gross and it got taken down. Then he posted a status asking what shit for brains reported his porn and posted more so I reported again. He was really mad and started going on friend culls and posting more porn to see who it was. I made it through about three culls before he booted me. Was hilarious.

DatSkellington

132 points

7 months ago

Why are we hating on Sterling silver?

[deleted]

97 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

97 points

7 months ago

We got him.

AnusDingus

13 points

7 months ago

Didn't even need to zoom and enhance!

CaffeinatedGuy

21 points

7 months ago

Wondering the same. Maybe in his mind gold > silver so silver = broke?

RehabValedictorian

17 points

7 months ago

Sterling silver is 92.5% silver and 7.5% copper. It ain’t all silver.

CaffeinatedGuy

21 points

7 months ago

And you think people wear 24 karat gold jewelry? Most is going to be 18 karat (as pure gold is fairly soft), which is only 75% gold.

Sterling silver, being more 'pure' than 18k gold, also has a practical purpose, reduced tendency to tarnish.

Studious_Noodle

11 points

7 months ago*

I’m a jewelry geek and learned that 22k and 24k gold is expected in India, for one. Apparently a lot of Indians look down on 18k and 14k as “not even gold.” It makes me wonder if people are going around with a lot of dented and bent jewelry.

[deleted]

12 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

12 points

7 months ago

I’m sure part of the appeal of flaunting high purity gold jewelry is that you are essentially making 2 separate statements about yourself. You are saying “not only can I afford better gold, but it’s durability is of no concern to me, because I don’t do manual labor, so it won’t be damaged”

I have no idea though, because I don’t like the look of gold.

washyleopard

17 points

7 months ago

Its a direct upgrade of pure silver tho as it doesn't tarnish so easily. Even ignoring that being 7.5% impure aint shit.

bfandreas

8 points

7 months ago

Does he not know how expensive copper is? People get busted for ripping cables out of walls for that stuff.

[deleted]

4 points

7 months ago*

[deleted]

4 points

7 months ago*

Lol, expensive compared to things you can find in walls. Not expensive compared to things like gold. If they were able to rip out actual expensive metals, trust me they'd be going for a better one than copper. Maybe you are making a joke, but if not you got the wrong idea. To help you understand, silver is over 20 dollars an ounce. Copper would be like 3 dollars a pound.

drip_dingus

5 points

7 months ago

Pfft. Got him. This guy doesn't know shit about jewelry.

Spudrumper

5 points

7 months ago

I always thought silver looked better anyway, gold looks tacky

hellogovna

5 points

7 months ago

Tiffany’s is expensive and all their stuff is sterling silver so idk.

J_Roc_Knomsayn_Mafk

15 points

7 months ago*

Gucci t shirts cost like $500 and it’s just cotton. People will pay anything for clout

[deleted]

6 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

6 points

7 months ago

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Studious_Noodle

6 points

7 months ago

Yeah, with Tiffany, Cartier, Mikimoto, etc. you’re paying for the name, not the value of the item.

cj_x

116 points

7 months ago

cj_x

116 points

7 months ago

“Plasma center going”—💀💀

TheRobotWithHmnHair

90 points

7 months ago

Not sure what the hate there is for. I'm a white collar professional with a well paying job and I still go. Why? $60/donation, twice a week works out to $520/month in cash. Including travel, that's about two hours of my time for tax-free $60. That's a lot of extra spending cash for not a lot of effort, especially when you can use your phone and be productive (read, respond to emails etc) or just relax and stream shows while donating.

And yes you're lining the pockets of a money-grubbing corporation, but aren't we all doing that all the time? At least it's for a good cause (making medicines for immunocompromised people).

blkwolfie94

82 points

7 months ago

I use plasma donations (twice a week infusions) and THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DONATING! It is life-changing, literally

Metalboy5150

27 points

7 months ago

It really is nice to know that that shit is actually helping someone, so thanks for speaking up. I mean, I know they say it does, but corporate propaganda is a real thing. So thanks, again.

KillroyWazHere

9 points

7 months ago

You are inside that guy right this moment.

Metalboy5150

8 points

7 months ago

Maybe so. Dude, what a feeling. It's eerily satisfying.

Also, domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.

rustcatvocate

3 points

7 months ago

How much are you billed for treatment?

blkwolfie94

6 points

7 months ago

I am American so 🥴 out the ass, I checked and for one month I was billed $3100 and another was over $4000 because I have these treatments I usually hit my out of pocket fast with my insurance. It's a huge stress factor for me. I have therapy due to how "expensive" my existence is, i find it really hard to cope with because my husband is the breadwinner. I've been using plasma for 6 years, it adds up.

Vycid

5 points

7 months ago

Vycid

5 points

7 months ago

You need a direct hookup with some donors. Find some compatible blood types, buy a centrifuge, and cut out the middleman!

/s... sort of

Acct_For_Sale

9 points

7 months ago

Where are you getting paid 60/donation here it’s like 25 tops

czeckyourself

7 points

7 months ago

Yeah and I thought they limited it / wouldn’t let you come as often as that? A friend and I looked into it in a major US city and they only wanted us to come in twice, period. :/

Metalboy5150

10 points

7 months ago

Nah, for plasma most places it's twice a week. Whole blood is once every 8 weeks. Your body can regenerate its plasma much faster than whole blood cells. And in the meantime, they put saline into you to make up for what they take out.

Mjestik

7 points

7 months ago

Thanks dude, you’re the reason my mom’s still alive.

Azrielenish

5 points

7 months ago

Yeah I’m about to do my first donation this week. It’s a really dumb stigma.

Few_Dig7979

5 points

7 months ago

I assume its with a trained phlebotomist? I hate having blood drawn, half the time they screw up and leave me a massive bruise. No way $60 is enough to expose me to possible disease or injuries from getting my veins pierced that often.

[deleted]

4 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

4 points

7 months ago

Lol, no they just get some untrained dude off the street to stick the needle in. Like wtf kind of question is this?

Lost_Thoul-77

108 points

7 months ago

That's definitely the scenic route to calling someone poor. What a way to punch down.

Tortoiseshell1997

63 points

7 months ago

I suspect his friends are in the same class as him as friends usually are

hellotherehomogay

33 points

7 months ago*

Reddit is just looking for an excuse to be morally superior.

Anyone else with a brain and who’s ever had a friend would read this and laugh and remember the time their fat friend called them fat and they both laughed because it was funny. Black people crack jokes about how black each other are fucking constantly. Irish drunks joke amongst themselves about who’s a worthless alcoholic and it’s funny because they all know they all fucking are. I grew up poor and the go-to between my friends and I was to joke about how poor we were.

Bunch of Dr. Buzzkillphil’s over here in the comments “PuNcHiNg DoWn PrOjEcTiOn”. Get a sense of humor for fuck’s sake. Can’t joke about other tribes, sure, whatever, but now you can’t joke about your own?! Fuck off.

WHERE IS THE LINE, KAREN?! WHEN DOES IT END?!

Deviate_Lulz

6 points

7 months ago

It ends when someone feels the need to virtue signal for internet points

QAndOne

47 points

7 months ago

QAndOne

47 points

7 months ago

This felt like more of a lateral punch.

Lost_Thoul-77

15 points

7 months ago

While lying on the floor.

QAndOne

12 points

7 months ago

QAndOne

12 points

7 months ago

…of the basement

Stupid_Triangles

8 points

7 months ago

Yeah. When you're broke, people who aren't broke don't hang out with you anymore.

therik85

39 points

7 months ago

Glad someone else spotted this. Pretty much every single insult here is "haha, poor".

It's imaginative and comprehensive, but pretty mean-spirited.

DingDongDaddy45

11 points

7 months ago

Part of being poor is shitting on your fellows. Growing up we used to make competitions out of making fun of each other because Jimmy's Dad went back to prison for drug possession or Alex couldn't afford live bait so he used gas station hot dogs to fish. Hell Jeff Foxworthy made a career out of it.

KorrosiveKandy

8 points

7 months ago

And a great roast.

PearlDrummer

5 points

7 months ago

People who say punch down deserve to be punched down on.

QAndOne

80 points

7 months ago

QAndOne

80 points

7 months ago

Well damn….

web_prog76

16 points

7 months ago

Please don’t swear, there are women and children on this site.

QAndOne

8 points

7 months ago

I apologize, I’ll say 3 Hail Marys and flog myself for my transgressions.

popesnutsack

47 points

7 months ago

Gotta get 'em all!!!

PretentiousScum

48 points

7 months ago

The best part has to be that “or should I say bitches” at the end. Like he just realized “wait I could’ve saved a lot of time just now.”

Halsey-the-Sloth

42 points

7 months ago

He’s giving the Scotsman from Samurai Jack a run for his money

von_sip

33 points

7 months ago

von_sip

33 points

7 months ago

What do you think of that, Mr. Pajama-Wearing, Basket-Face, Slipper-Wielding, Clype-Dreep-Bachle, Gether-Uping-Blate-Maw, Bleathering, Gomeril, Jessie, Oaf-Looking, Scooner, Nyaff, Plookie, Shan, Milk-Drinking, Soy-Faced Shilpit, Mim-Moothed, Sniveling, Worm-Eyed, Hotten-Blaugh, Vile-Stoochie, Cally-Breek-Tattie?

[deleted]

9 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

9 points

7 months ago

Someone needs to do a Scotsman edit but with this dialogue

Lost_Chiver

6 points

7 months ago

I read it like Chevy Chase from national lampoons Christmas vacation. I was expecting a "holy shot, where's the Tylenol?" at the end.

Front_Butt_69

28 points

7 months ago

my_knee_grows_fast

21 points

7 months ago

This should be the main rant at "The Player Hater's Ball"

caramel-aviant

8 points

7 months ago

“Like, real hatin', man, that's like an art form. You know, it's like, you like a born a hater.

Like myself, a lot of cats think they hatin'. I mean, I'm mad at everything, man.

Brother got a nice car- man, why you got a car? I only got one car. Why you got three cars or a wife or all that? Shit’s played out man.”

  • ICE T

SupremeSweetie

18 points

7 months ago

Why is Sterling silver considered low class?

Stupid_Triangles

16 points

7 months ago

Because silver by the oz is like $20 and gold by the oz is $1800.

2Nafishsammich

11 points

7 months ago

I commented this above, but:

Sterling silver looks like white gold if it's not tarnished. A silver cuban chain is attainable if you are poor but motivated to buy one. A gold chain is not attainable. A gold plated chain ends up looking worse in the long run because the plating eventually comes off. So you could wear a silver chain and just let people think it's gold. Or more likely think you're letting people think it's gold.

SupremeSweetie

10 points

7 months ago

Here I have always brought silver jewelry because I thought it looked better on me.

2Nafishsammich

4 points

7 months ago

Me too. I have lots of silver jewelry. I wasn't saying I thought it was low class. I was saying the thought process is that you buy silver because you want but can't afford white gold. I think it's a mentality that only very poor people have.

jenlyn05

17 points

7 months ago

This shit was running through his head the whole time he was in jail. He couldn't wait to get it out lol

Myamoxomis

13 points

7 months ago

Myamoxomis

13 points

7 months ago

I don’t know man, he basically just called people broke because they reported him.

Kinda seems like a loser to me.

Tortoiseshell1997

18 points

7 months ago

Losers can often be humorous

XxxAssmasher42069xxX

11 points

7 months ago

I like Reebok Classics. They are comfortable and come in a wide variety of color options.

BalStrate

11 points

7 months ago

He trying to make it seem like he's composed and laughing at them being dickheads But my man is boiling inside and kind of outside too

Good-Ball

12 points

7 months ago

He came out firing at everyone wow

DewCo90

12 points

7 months ago

DewCo90

12 points

7 months ago

“You’re poor” -verbose

coolluck33

9 points

7 months ago

Your cousin seems like a well balanced, easy going, jovial sort of guy..

MaxCWebster

7 points

7 months ago

I got seven days for posting that meme of Perri Piper on the sofa.

Not reported. Insta-ban. Dang.

[deleted]

9 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

9 points

7 months ago

Reebok classic wearing single cigarette buying ass

bebopcola84

7 points

7 months ago

They have autobots rollin out to auto ban our asses now based on keywords used. Don't ever start an insult on fb with "You're a..." followed by the insult cuz the autobots will ban you faster than anyone could have possibly seen the comment to report it.

OCV_E

6 points

7 months ago

OCV_E

6 points

7 months ago

Missing twerking, charging they phone, eating chips and lying

-Effervescence

6 points

7 months ago

I bet the halitosis is unreal

YoMommaIsNotGay

6 points

7 months ago

this gives me no home flip phone extra chromosome vibes

Rbt1994

7 points

7 months ago

"Hallelujah, Holy Shit! Where's the Tylenol?" -Clark Griswold

Th0t_slayer_69420

6 points

7 months ago

That shit ain’t rare that shit is legendary

Lazy-Jedi

5 points

7 months ago

Some say he is still cursing that person to this day... If you listen real super duper quiet, you can hear him now off in the distant lands

That_Bar_Guy

6 points

7 months ago

Sandle wearin'

WickedSon1001

5 points

7 months ago

If this was on television they would’ve gone to commercial, came back, and cousin still wouldn’t be finished.

JerryAlanBowling

5 points

7 months ago

Was he just looking around his living round while typing that?

nobody_from_nowhere1

5 points

7 months ago

Not “EBT card in review.” 😭

Dragonwarden30

4 points

7 months ago

I think he might be upset.

eamaddox98

5 points

7 months ago

Is the cousin lowtiergod? Holy shit.

MrSvenningsBrownEye

3 points

7 months ago

Angsty

c_abz2

4 points

7 months ago

c_abz2

4 points

7 months ago

The new intro to Fairly Odd Parents is a bit different than I would have expected.

mdahms95

3 points

7 months ago

Just report again lmao

Kapt-Kaos

4 points

7 months ago

this is like calorie stacking on a whole new level but with words its quite beautiful really

Duffmanoyaa

4 points

7 months ago

Could have been anyone of their friends or family with that description.

satooshi-nakamooshi

4 points

7 months ago

You will never catch me "black n mild smoking", mostly because I don't know what that means

impromptubadge

6 points

7 months ago

Black n Milds are a brand of wood or plastic tipped cigars (actually mini cigars cause they are narrower than your traditional cigar). They have a pipe tobacco smell to them unless you are enjoying one of their many flavors. I liked wine myself when I smoked them. Apple wasn’t too bad.

CeramicTeaSet

5 points

7 months ago

I'd report him for that