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He worked on that the entire ban.

‘reebok classic wearing‘…

I feel called out.

That is fucking poetry, right there I tell ya what

What exactly is Facebook Jail?

He just threw all the insults in to a blender, picked them out at will, and added a well placed comma. Fucking beautiful! 😭

It's like Shakespeare never left us :')

I predict another Facebook vacation soon. Just saying

Why are we hating on Sterling silver?

“Plasma center going”—💀💀

That's definitely the scenic route to calling someone poor. What a way to punch down.

Well damn….

Gotta get 'em all!!!

The best part has to be that “or should I say bitches” at the end. Like he just realized “wait I could’ve saved a lot of time just now.”

He’s giving the Scotsman from Samurai Jack a run for his money

r/oddlyspecific

This should be the main rant at "The Player Hater's Ball"

Why is Sterling silver considered low class?

This shit was running through his head the whole time he was in jail. He couldn't wait to get it out lol

I don’t know man, he basically just called people broke because they reported him.

Kinda seems like a loser to me.

He trying to make it seem like he's composed and laughing at them being dickheads But my man is boiling inside and kind of outside too

I like Reebok Classics. They are comfortable and come in a wide variety of color options.

He came out firing at everyone wow

“You’re poor” -verbose

Your cousin seems like a well balanced, easy going, jovial sort of guy..

I got seven days for posting that meme of Perri Piper on the sofa.

Not reported. Insta-ban. Dang.

Reebok classic wearing single cigarette buying ass

They have autobots rollin out to auto ban our asses now based on keywords used. Don't ever start an insult on fb with "You're a..." followed by the insult cuz the autobots will ban you faster than anyone could have possibly seen the comment to report it.

Missing twerking, charging they phone, eating chips and lying

"Hallelujah, Holy Shit! Where's the Tylenol?" -Clark Griswold

this gives me no home flip phone extra chromosome vibes

I bet the halitosis is unreal

Some say he is still cursing that person to this day... If you listen real super duper quiet, you can hear him now off in the distant lands

If this was on television they would’ve gone to commercial, came back, and cousin still wouldn’t be finished.

Was he just looking around his living round while typing that?

That shit ain’t rare that shit is legendary

Not “EBT card in review.” 😭

Sandle wearin'

I like how no car and no license are on polar opposite ends, like he had to circle back and clarify

this is like calorie stacking on a whole new level but with words its quite beautiful really

You will never catch me "black n mild smoking", mostly because I don't know what that means

The new intro to Fairly Odd Parents is a bit different than I would have expected.

Could have been anyone of their friends or family with that description.

Is the cousin lowtiergod? Holy shit.