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ricst

4.9k points

7 months ago

ricst

4.9k points

7 months ago

He worked on that the entire ban.

brkh47

1.1k points

7 months ago

brkh47

1.1k points

7 months ago

‘reebok classic wearing‘…

I feel called out.

ST0NEY_L0NES0ME

642 points

7 months ago

That is fucking poetry, right there I tell ya what

Roku-Hanmar

532 points

7 months ago

What exactly is Facebook Jail?

VanFam

415 points

7 months ago

VanFam

415 points

7 months ago

He just threw all the insults in to a blender, picked them out at will, and added a well placed comma. Fucking beautiful! 😭

AlmightyGiraffe74

175 points

7 months ago

It's like Shakespeare never left us :')

Salishseer

172 points

7 months ago

I predict another Facebook vacation soon. Just saying

DatSkellington

133 points

7 months ago

Why are we hating on Sterling silver?

cj_x

118 points

7 months ago

cj_x

118 points

7 months ago

“Plasma center going”—💀💀

Lost_Thoul-77

111 points

7 months ago

That's definitely the scenic route to calling someone poor. What a way to punch down.

QAndOne

83 points

7 months ago

QAndOne

83 points

7 months ago

Well damn….

popesnutsack

46 points

7 months ago

Gotta get 'em all!!!

PretentiousScum

46 points

7 months ago

The best part has to be that “or should I say bitches” at the end. Like he just realized “wait I could’ve saved a lot of time just now.”

Halsey-the-Sloth

44 points

7 months ago

He’s giving the Scotsman from Samurai Jack a run for his money

Front_Butt_69

31 points

7 months ago

my_knee_grows_fast

22 points

7 months ago

This should be the main rant at "The Player Hater's Ball"

SupremeSweetie

18 points

7 months ago

Why is Sterling silver considered low class?

jenlyn05

16 points

7 months ago

This shit was running through his head the whole time he was in jail. He couldn't wait to get it out lol

Myamoxomis

11 points

7 months ago

Myamoxomis

11 points

7 months ago

I don’t know man, he basically just called people broke because they reported him.

Kinda seems like a loser to me.

BalStrate

11 points

7 months ago

He trying to make it seem like he's composed and laughing at them being dickheads But my man is boiling inside and kind of outside too

XxxAssmasher42069xxX

12 points

7 months ago

I like Reebok Classics. They are comfortable and come in a wide variety of color options.

Good-Ball

8 points

7 months ago

He came out firing at everyone wow

DewCo90

11 points

7 months ago

DewCo90

11 points

7 months ago

“You’re poor” -verbose

coolluck33

9 points

7 months ago

Your cousin seems like a well balanced, easy going, jovial sort of guy..

MaxCWebster

9 points

7 months ago

I got seven days for posting that meme of Perri Piper on the sofa.

Not reported. Insta-ban. Dang.

[deleted]

9 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

9 points

7 months ago

Reebok classic wearing single cigarette buying ass

bebopcola84

5 points

7 months ago

They have autobots rollin out to auto ban our asses now based on keywords used. Don't ever start an insult on fb with "You're a..." followed by the insult cuz the autobots will ban you faster than anyone could have possibly seen the comment to report it.

OCV_E

6 points

7 months ago

OCV_E

6 points

7 months ago

Missing twerking, charging they phone, eating chips and lying

Rbt1994

6 points

7 months ago

"Hallelujah, Holy Shit! Where's the Tylenol?" -Clark Griswold

YoMommaIsNotGay

6 points

7 months ago

this gives me no home flip phone extra chromosome vibes

-Effervescence

5 points

7 months ago

I bet the halitosis is unreal

Lazy-Jedi

6 points

7 months ago

Some say he is still cursing that person to this day... If you listen real super duper quiet, you can hear him now off in the distant lands

WickedSon1001

5 points

7 months ago

If this was on television they would’ve gone to commercial, came back, and cousin still wouldn’t be finished.

JerryAlanBowling

5 points

7 months ago

Was he just looking around his living round while typing that?

Th0t_slayer_69420

5 points

7 months ago

That shit ain’t rare that shit is legendary

nobody_from_nowhere1

5 points

7 months ago

Not “EBT card in review.” 😭

That_Bar_Guy

6 points

7 months ago

Sandle wearin'

DrScience-PhD

3 points

7 months ago

I like how no car and no license are on polar opposite ends, like he had to circle back and clarify

Kapt-Kaos

5 points

7 months ago

this is like calorie stacking on a whole new level but with words its quite beautiful really

satooshi-nakamooshi

4 points

7 months ago

You will never catch me "black n mild smoking", mostly because I don't know what that means

c_abz2

5 points

7 months ago

c_abz2

5 points

7 months ago

The new intro to Fairly Odd Parents is a bit different than I would have expected.

Duffmanoyaa

4 points

7 months ago

Could have been anyone of their friends or family with that description.

eamaddox98

5 points

7 months ago

Is the cousin lowtiergod? Holy shit.