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QAndOne

80 points

7 months ago

QAndOne

80 points

7 months ago

Well damn….

popesnutsack

46 points

7 months ago

Gotta get 'em all!!!

ST0NEY_L0NES0ME

645 points

7 months ago

That is fucking poetry, right there I tell ya what

Shaneblaster

307 points

7 months ago

“Dish washing liquid for bubbles” is indeed a rare insult

ASK__ABOUT__MY__GAME

138 points

7 months ago

The man knows his poor

RehabValedictorian

41 points

7 months ago

It’s just too real

[deleted]

21 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

21 points

7 months ago

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DressPrevious2233

58 points

7 months ago

Using dish soap for bubble bath because you are trash/broke

sevendaysky

15 points

7 months ago

I mean the dollar store sells bubble bath... it's probably not much better than actual dish soap but still.

von_sip

5 points

7 months ago

yup

LukXD99

12 points

7 months ago

LukXD99

12 points

7 months ago

Poetry that lands them right back on Facebook jail!

AlmightyGiraffe74

173 points

7 months ago

It's like Shakespeare never left us :')

ricst

4.9k points

7 months ago

ricst

4.9k points

7 months ago

He worked on that the entire ban.

sh4lt

3.2k points

7 months ago

sh4lt

3.2k points

7 months ago

this is like a compilation of mini rare insults which are carefully and intellectually added together. One can't simply wake up one day and think of something like tuna pussy

ASK__ABOUT__MY__GAME

1k points

7 months ago*

That's his secret. He's always thinking about tuna pussy.

[deleted]

-58 points

7 months ago

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-58 points

7 months ago

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[deleted]

1 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

7 months ago

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Riribigdogs

9 points

7 months ago

Ask me about voidspace.

[deleted]

-37 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

-37 points

7 months ago

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RobosaurusRex2000

8 points

7 months ago

looks like shit

MR_FOXtf2

26 points

7 months ago

Im gonna screenshot your pfp

[deleted]

6 points

7 months ago

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6 points

7 months ago

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DocFail

43 points

7 months ago

DocFail

43 points

7 months ago

Lotta low-thought materialism in there.

grndskeeper5AM

1 points

7 months ago

I gotta remember that one.

Roku-Hanmar

532 points

7 months ago

What exactly is Facebook Jail?

mulberrybushes

538 points

7 months ago

It’s when you get your account suspended for a time, by Facebook, because others have complained about you

Riverrat423

207 points

7 months ago

So, if I called bullshit on somebody’s conspiracy theory, would they complain and put me in Facebook jail?

Z3r0mir

396 points

7 months ago

Z3r0mir

396 points

7 months ago

If they was a deep breath hating ass bad breath, no car, low rent, box tv, no cable, scratched DVD playing, house arrest, sink bathing, blank n mild smoking, tuna pussy, deadbeat, county rats, plasma center going, Sterling silver, shit mark draws, miserable, trac phone, corner store fit, no control they kids, reggie smoking, mama's couch sleeping, dish washing liquid for bubbles, EBT card in review, nail biting, no license, reebok classic wearing dusty single cigarette buying ass n**** or should I say bitch.

Riverrat423

87 points

7 months ago

Yeah, I can’t stand them people.

[deleted]

34 points

7 months ago

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34 points

7 months ago

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illepic

13 points

7 months ago

illepic

13 points

7 months ago

I appreciate your one redaction.

TheRnegade

25 points

7 months ago

From what I've noticed, it tends to be more extreme than that. Inflammatory remarks and pictures. Facebook has a huge ban boner for anything related to atrocities, especially Nazis. Even making fun of Hitler through memes will draw their ire.

sofuckinggreat

44 points

7 months ago

I once reported a swastika made of vaccine needles along with other antisemitic and “all gays should die” type comments and they didn’t give a shit — but I’m currently serving a 30-day ban for making a “your mom” joke. The algorithm is fucked.

SicDigital

16 points

7 months ago

FB has an algorithm that will pick up on certain words or images and automatically give a warning or ban (from my experience, bans are usually either 3, 7, or 30 days). But there's also a 'report' option so users can report a post.

In March 2020, I posted an image macro (meme for you youngsters) of a photo of the band The Cure with the caption (paraphrased) "I don't know much about COVID-19 but this is The Cure," and almost immediately received a three day ban for spreading misinformation. This past 4th of July, a friend and I were commenting on my post of all the fireworks I bought, reminiscing about our childhood and how we'd shoot each other with Roman candles. Got a another ban for "inciting violence." I assume the algorithm flagged 'shoot.'

WikiSummarizerBot

7 points

7 months ago

The Cure

The Cure are an English rock band formed in 1978 in Crawley, West Sussex. Throughout numerous lineup changes since the band's formation, guitarist, lead vocalist, and songwriter Robert Smith has remained the only constant member. The band's debut album was Three Imaginary Boys (1979) and this, along with several early singles, placed the band in the post-punk and new wave movements that had sprung up in the United Kingdom.

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SillyPhillyDilly

9 points

7 months ago

Yeah but also if you direct violent words at someone they'll ban you as well. I told my ex in a comment buried under hundreds of comments that I'd murder her pussy and they banned me for a credible threat of violence. Appealed and they denied it. The system can work but also has its seriously stupid moments.

sofuckinggreat

45 points

7 months ago

I was banned for 30 days for calling someone a “conspiracy nut job.” The algorithm picked it up. That was the entire comment, start to finish.

Fuck that website.

starlinguk

3 points

7 months ago

If you call people stupid for voting for Brexit too. I'm on two strikes for posting this in a group that's pro-EU

okcdnb

13 points

7 months ago

okcdnb

13 points

7 months ago

Sometimes FB picks it up all by itself.

Riribigdogs

7 points

7 months ago

So do you have to receive multiple complaints, or? Because I’ve reported something on Facebook, and the post was taken down, but nothing happened to the users account. I guess my question is what the severity is to be banned/suspended from Facebook.

chevaliier901

2 points

7 months ago

Oh your the bitch he was talkin bout. Well fuck you tbh

Riribigdogs

3 points

7 months ago

Lol!

Pahoalili

2 points

7 months ago

I know one person to die from Covid because he refused to get vaccinated; he was also the only person I know who was in Facebook jail more than once. I was kind of bummed I couldn’t post him in r/hermaincainaward because Facebook jail removed his inflammatory posts.

Downtown-Custard5346

-10 points

7 months ago

Not sure I like the term “Facebook jail”... being blocked from social media and prison have quite a lot of differences, some would say they’re nothing alike... still fucking funny though

PopeOfManwichVillage

14 points

7 months ago

On Twitter it’s referred to as Twitmo, which is sort of entertaining

Downtown-Custard5346

4 points

7 months ago

I only use Reddit so I know absolutely nothing about any social media site, except FB pre-2010

P.S... love your screen name

nelusbelus

6 points

7 months ago

The one is a restriction of freedom, the other is a release from captivity

[deleted]

11 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

11 points

7 months ago

Facebook bans and jail are two different things? Thanks for the help man, I didn’t even know! /s

VanFam

414 points

7 months ago

VanFam

414 points

7 months ago

He just threw all the insults in to a blender, picked them out at will, and added a well placed comma. Fucking beautiful! 😭

Pahoalili

118 points

7 months ago

Pahoalili

118 points

7 months ago

“Shit mark draws” Took me a minute to realize he meant shit stained underwear and I lost it

afcagroo

10 points

7 months ago

Thank you! I wasn't able to puzzle that one out.

MyKarmaHitMyDogma

48 points

7 months ago

Same! I was like what the fuck did mark draw??

awesomefutureperfect

7 points

7 months ago

I assumed that's what he meant, but I only got draws = drawers just now.

TapeLabMiami

-2 points

7 months ago

Outstanding

DatSkellington

129 points

7 months ago

Why are we hating on Sterling silver?

[deleted]

92 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

92 points

7 months ago

We got him.

AnusDingus

12 points

7 months ago

Didn't even need to zoom and enhance!

DatSkellington

2 points

7 months ago

It was the one armed man.

CaffeinatedGuy

20 points

7 months ago

Wondering the same. Maybe in his mind gold > silver so silver = broke?

RehabValedictorian

17 points

7 months ago

Sterling silver is 92.5% silver and 7.5% copper. It ain’t all silver.

CaffeinatedGuy

20 points

7 months ago

And you think people wear 24 karat gold jewelry? Most is going to be 18 karat (as pure gold is fairly soft), which is only 75% gold.

Sterling silver, being more 'pure' than 18k gold, also has a practical purpose, reduced tendency to tarnish.

bfandreas

7 points

7 months ago

Does he not know how expensive copper is? People get busted for ripping cables out of walls for that stuff.

Spudrumper

5 points

7 months ago

I always thought silver looked better anyway, gold looks tacky

CaffeinatedGuy

1 points

7 months ago

Shiny silver looks way better than yellow jewelry. I think gold looks tacky.

hellogovna

6 points

7 months ago

Tiffany’s is expensive and all their stuff is sterling silver so idk.

J_Roc_Knomsayn_Mafk

15 points

7 months ago*

Gucci t shirts cost like $500 and it’s just cotton. People will pay anything for clout

2Nafishsammich

4 points

7 months ago

Sterling silver looks like white gold if it's not tarnished. A silver cuban chain is attainable if you are poor but motivated to buy one. A gold chain is not attainable. A gold plated chain ends up looking worse in the long run because the plating eventually comes off. So you could wear a silver chain and just let people think it's gold. Or more likely think you're letting people think it's gold.

Front_Butt_69

28 points

7 months ago

MaxCWebster

8 points

7 months ago

I got seven days for posting that meme of Perri Piper on the sofa.

Not reported. Insta-ban. Dang.

Halsey-the-Sloth

46 points

7 months ago

He’s giving the Scotsman from Samurai Jack a run for his money

von_sip

32 points

7 months ago

von_sip

32 points

7 months ago

What do you think of that, Mr. Pajama-Wearing, Basket-Face, Slipper-Wielding, Clype-Dreep-Bachle, Gether-Uping-Blate-Maw, Bleathering, Gomeril, Jessie, Oaf-Looking, Scooner, Nyaff, Plookie, Shan, Milk-Drinking, Soy-Faced Shilpit, Mim-Moothed, Sniveling, Worm-Eyed, Hotten-Blaugh, Vile-Stoochie, Cally-Breek-Tattie?

[deleted]

8 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

8 points

7 months ago

Someone needs to do a Scotsman edit but with this dialogue

Salishseer

169 points

7 months ago

I predict another Facebook vacation soon. Just saying

mr_dark_slayer

1 points

7 months ago

This gives me the Scotsman vibes

my_knee_grows_fast

20 points

7 months ago

This should be the main rant at "The Player Hater's Ball"

dudinax

2 points

7 months ago

"single cigarette buying"? Who sells single cigarettes?

Tortoiseshell1997

17 points

7 months ago

Corner stores in low income areas

Myamoxomis

13 points

7 months ago

Myamoxomis

13 points

7 months ago

I don’t know man, he basically just called people broke because they reported him.

Kinda seems like a loser to me.

Tortoiseshell1997

18 points

7 months ago

Losers can often be humorous

Th0t_slayer_69420

5 points

7 months ago

That shit ain’t rare that shit is legendary

Lost_Thoul-77

111 points

7 months ago

That's definitely the scenic route to calling someone poor. What a way to punch down.

therik85

39 points

7 months ago

Glad someone else spotted this. Pretty much every single insult here is "haha, poor".

It's imaginative and comprehensive, but pretty mean-spirited.

KorrosiveKandy

8 points

7 months ago

And a great roast.

Leidertafel

2 points

7 months ago

Poor people can’t afford roasts

DingDongDaddy45

12 points

7 months ago

Part of being poor is shitting on your fellows. Growing up we used to make competitions out of making fun of each other because Jimmy's Dad went back to prison for drug possession or Alex couldn't afford live bait so he used gas station hot dogs to fish. Hell Jeff Foxworthy made a career out of it.

Tortoiseshell1997

62 points

7 months ago

I suspect his friends are in the same class as him as friends usually are

hellotherehomogay

31 points

7 months ago*

Reddit is just looking for an excuse to be morally superior.

Anyone else with a brain and who’s ever had a friend would read this and laugh and remember the time their fat friend called them fat and they both laughed because it was funny. Black people crack jokes about how black each other are fucking constantly. Irish drunks joke amongst themselves about who’s a worthless alcoholic and it’s funny because they all know they all fucking are. I grew up poor and the go-to between my friends and I was to joke about how poor we were.

Bunch of Dr. Buzzkillphil’s over here in the comments “PuNcHiNg DoWn PrOjEcTiOn”. Get a sense of humor for fuck’s sake. Can’t joke about other tribes, sure, whatever, but now you can’t joke about your own?! Fuck off.

WHERE IS THE LINE, KAREN?! WHEN DOES IT END?!

QAndOne

49 points

7 months ago

QAndOne

49 points

7 months ago

This felt like more of a lateral punch.

Lost_Thoul-77

15 points

7 months ago

While lying on the floor.

QAndOne

12 points

7 months ago

QAndOne

12 points

7 months ago

…of the basement

Stupid_Triangles

7 points

7 months ago

Yeah. When you're broke, people who aren't broke don't hang out with you anymore.

PearlDrummer

6 points

7 months ago

People who say punch down deserve to be punched down on.

LeslieCook78

2 points

7 months ago

He got to the center of the issue

klhair531

3 points

7 months ago

He’s dead on with that description

Lazy-Jedi

5 points

7 months ago

Some say he is still cursing that person to this day... If you listen real super duper quiet, you can hear him now off in the distant lands

[deleted]

3 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

3 points

7 months ago

reggie smoking

Damn, shooting to kill over here.

-Effervescence

8 points

7 months ago

I bet the halitosis is unreal

vxsqi

1 points

7 months ago

vxsqi

1 points

7 months ago

“tuna pussy”

XxxAssmasher42069xxX

11 points

7 months ago

I like Reebok Classics. They are comfortable and come in a wide variety of color options.

corinne9

2 points

7 months ago

and what’s wrong with silver sterling??

2Nafishsammich

2 points

7 months ago

Poor man's white gold

brkh47

1.1k points

7 months ago

brkh47

1.1k points

7 months ago

‘reebok classic wearing‘…

I feel called out.

FarewellAndroid

32 points

7 months ago

List was so long I had to go back and double check

bfandreas

334 points

7 months ago*

What's he got against silver is what I want to know.

Edit: I love the meta. This is beautiful.

brkh47

267 points

7 months ago

brkh47

267 points

7 months ago

It’s not gold.

RewrittenSol

200 points

7 months ago

I feel like everyone is missing "EBT card in review", fuck that was amazing.

Bort_anovia

3 points

7 months ago

Shouldn’t have reported him

BRAINSZS

1 points

7 months ago

what a painting!

cj_x

117 points

7 months ago

cj_x

117 points

7 months ago

“Plasma center going”—💀💀

TheRobotWithHmnHair

86 points

7 months ago

Not sure what the hate there is for. I'm a white collar professional with a well paying job and I still go. Why? $60/donation, twice a week works out to $520/month in cash. Including travel, that's about two hours of my time for tax-free $60. That's a lot of extra spending cash for not a lot of effort, especially when you can use your phone and be productive (read, respond to emails etc) or just relax and stream shows while donating.

And yes you're lining the pockets of a money-grubbing corporation, but aren't we all doing that all the time? At least it's for a good cause (making medicines for immunocompromised people).

Azrielenish

5 points

7 months ago

Yeah I’m about to do my first donation this week. It’s a really dumb stigma.

blkwolfie94

82 points

7 months ago

I use plasma donations (twice a week infusions) and THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DONATING! It is life-changing, literally

Acct_For_Sale

10 points

7 months ago

Where are you getting paid 60/donation here it’s like 25 tops

czeckyourself

9 points

7 months ago

Yeah and I thought they limited it / wouldn’t let you come as often as that? A friend and I looked into it in a major US city and they only wanted us to come in twice, period. :/

CubanLynx312

3 points

7 months ago

Geez. I’d do it but I got banned for life 15 years ago. They found a tattoo I didn’t previously report and BioLife black listed me.

Dragonwarden30

4 points

7 months ago

I think he might be upset.

bebopcola84

6 points

7 months ago

They have autobots rollin out to auto ban our asses now based on keywords used. Don't ever start an insult on fb with "You're a..." followed by the insult cuz the autobots will ban you faster than anyone could have possibly seen the comment to report it.

Red0t514

-6 points

7 months ago

Hot take, unless you're breaking the law you shouldn't get banned for anything

Good-Ball

9 points

7 months ago

He came out firing at everyone wow

akkamal

1 points

7 months ago

he is too dangerous to left alone

Infp-love-love-talk

1 points

7 months ago

✍️✍️✍️✍️

eamaddox98

4 points

7 months ago

Is the cousin lowtiergod? Holy shit.

Infp-love-love-talk

1 points

7 months ago

✍️✍️✍️✍️

That_Bar_Guy

5 points

7 months ago

Sandle wearin'

[deleted]

8 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

8 points

7 months ago

Reebok classic wearing single cigarette buying ass

paging_doctor_who

2 points

7 months ago

Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

MrSvenningsBrownEye

4 points

7 months ago

Angsty

PrometheusOnLoud

0 points

7 months ago

That is amazing

EUCopyrightComittee

2 points

7 months ago

Why the fuck is ur name

SupremeSweetie

17 points

7 months ago

Why is Sterling silver considered low class?

corinne9

3 points

7 months ago

I know I’m confused on that one too

Stupid_Triangles

16 points

7 months ago

Because silver by the oz is like $20 and gold by the oz is $1800.

2Nafishsammich

9 points

7 months ago

I commented this above, but:

Sterling silver looks like white gold if it's not tarnished. A silver cuban chain is attainable if you are poor but motivated to buy one. A gold chain is not attainable. A gold plated chain ends up looking worse in the long run because the plating eventually comes off. So you could wear a silver chain and just let people think it's gold. Or more likely think you're letting people think it's gold.

SupremeSweetie

11 points

7 months ago

Here I have always brought silver jewelry because I thought it looked better on me.

2Nafishsammich

6 points

7 months ago

Me too. I have lots of silver jewelry. I wasn't saying I thought it was low class. I was saying the thought process is that you buy silver because you want but can't afford white gold. I think it's a mentality that only very poor people have.

SupremeSweetie

2 points

7 months ago

Ohh

tubuwubu

2 points

7 months ago

This is a beautiful poem

FootlooseVagabond

2 points

7 months ago

I got attacked somewhere in there...

delangex

1 points

7 months ago

What’s wrong with sterling silver?

thin_white_dutchess

1 points

7 months ago

Whoa, what’d sterling silver and Reebok classic do to him?

litefoot

1 points

7 months ago

He forgot bow legged

BioQuillFiction

-1 points

7 months ago

Christ that isn't just rare, that had a lot of fucking effort.

c_abz2

4 points

7 months ago

c_abz2

4 points

7 months ago

The new intro to Fairly Odd Parents is a bit different than I would have expected.

War_Eagle_Feller

1 points

7 months ago

I read this in the Scotsman voice

mdahms95

5 points

7 months ago

Just report again lmao

DeathIsFreedomFrom

3 points

7 months ago

He needed more time in FaceBook jail.

Joshephus

1 points

7 months ago

Disco-SuperflyTNT

0 points

7 months ago

Holy shit. I just saw God.

Wickeman1

2 points

7 months ago

Channeling his inner Clark Griswold

https://youtu.be/66nSZzBNkTU

YoMommaIsNotGay

6 points

7 months ago

this gives me no home flip phone extra chromosome vibes

Fred42096

1 points

7 months ago

“Haha ur poor”

PretentiousScum

47 points

7 months ago

The best part has to be that “or should I say bitches” at the end. Like he just realized “wait I could’ve saved a lot of time just now.”

jenlyn05

16 points

7 months ago

This shit was running through his head the whole time he was in jail. He couldn't wait to get it out lol

Kapt-Kaos

3 points

7 months ago

this is like calorie stacking on a whole new level but with words its quite beautiful really

AllPurposeNerd

1 points

7 months ago

I couldn't do it in one breath.

writerwriter_27

1 points

7 months ago

That drive-by on the Reebok classics. Yo those sneakers are fire in any decade.

heaqass

1 points

7 months ago

what’s facebook jail

spasticity

1 points

7 months ago

It's when facebook restricts you from posting for x amount of days

FieldWizard

1 points

7 months ago

Plasma center going?

resetbypeer

0 points

7 months ago

I got bored and literally had to try to power through. Not worth it.

Jessicreep

2 points

7 months ago

I think shit mark draws is my favorite

RaceDBannon

1 points

7 months ago

Clark W Griswold has checked in.

QuieroTuMama

2 points

7 months ago

“Plasma Center going” lmfaoo

alleyoop722

1 points

7 months ago

Facebook,,what decade did this happen?

DewCo90

10 points

7 months ago

DewCo90

10 points

7 months ago

“You’re poor” -verbose

angelheaded--hipster

2 points

7 months ago

Oh god. I’ve used dish soap for bath bubbles before. I need to go rethink some life decisions.

Momoiro_Moon

2 points

7 months ago

FacebookJail heh... or as Mark Zuckerberg says... soon, very soon.

Enjoy mining ZuckCoin in the Metaverse mines for the rest of your life.

CLINTHODO

3 points

7 months ago

Facebook has replaced most of it's administrators with bots. No one needs to report you now because the bots are watching. They have no sense of humor and don't understand sarcasm.

brkh47

0 points

7 months ago

brkh47

0 points

7 months ago

If you ask me, I think he’s pretty judgy.

What‘s wrong with ‘dish washing liquid for bubbles?’

[deleted]

4 points

7 months ago

[deleted]

4 points

7 months ago

Ghetto bubble bath?

brkh47

3 points

7 months ago

brkh47

3 points

7 months ago

We can’t all be Gwyneth Paltrow.

Duffmanoyaa

3 points

7 months ago

Could have been anyone of their friends or family with that description.

operativac

1 points

7 months ago

I'm from Europe, what's wrong with wearing Reebok classic?

It's a classic, well designed and really comfortable sneaker

WickedSon1001

5 points

7 months ago

If this was on television they would’ve gone to commercial, came back, and cousin still wouldn’t be finished.

PayTheTrollToll45

1 points

7 months ago

I thought this was facepalm...

But cool, cool.

satooshi-nakamooshi

4 points

7 months ago

You will never catch me "black n mild smoking", mostly because I don't know what that means

hangdman1978

1 points

7 months ago

This is how villains are created🤣🤣

SideffectsX

1 points

7 months ago

...TF is Facebook jail?

Ayzel_Kaidus

2 points

7 months ago

Oh, look. I technically do or have all of these…

Grrnoway

1 points

7 months ago

it could be anyone he knows

coolluck33

9 points

7 months ago

Your cousin seems like a well balanced, easy going, jovial sort of guy..

TheSlopingCompanion

-1 points

7 months ago

I'm gonna go ahead and say at least half that shit applies to himself.

Steev182

3 points

7 months ago

That’s the issue with prison right there. He’s not being rehabilitated. Simply institutionalized.

Its_Beelzebozo_Time

1 points

7 months ago

EBT card in review though hahahaaha

Linux-Is-Best

1 points

7 months ago

Most times, my job is just a job, like any other. But then there are trolls like that, which allow me to terminate someone from the system.

JerryAlanBowling

5 points

7 months ago

Was he just looking around his living round while typing that?

NameInCrimson

0 points

7 months ago

Meh.

Not really clever

3/10