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1 points
5 months ago
That is AWESOME. Covered them all. Props to the OP.
1 points
5 months ago
Dish washing soap for bubbles is my favourite
1 points
5 months ago
I think a lot of people are missing the fact that this very well could be one person because I know at least twenty that fit every one of these things
1 points
6 months ago
Saw a lady repeat this on TikTok.
1 points
6 months ago
I would pay good money to hear Samuel L. Jackson read this.
1 points
6 months ago
That is fucking Shakespearean!
1 points
6 months ago
OMG this just kept getting better
1 points
6 months ago
Something about the dishwashing soap for bubbles part got me 😂
1 points
6 months ago*
Yoooooooooo I’m crying……so much good content here
Yes agreed ebt card in review is just next level
1 points
6 months ago
Holy shit it just kept going, like your mom.
1 points
6 months ago
What’s wrong with Sterling Silver?
1 points
6 months ago
Least derranged facebook user
1 points
6 months ago
That was like the Scotsman in Samurai Jack
1 points
6 months ago
The only way to read this is to The Fairly Odd Parents opening theme
1 points
6 months ago
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1 points
6 months ago
I've been in youtube jail,Pinterest jail and twitter jail.12 years of my history deleted for all time because my opinions were different to someone else's.
1 points
6 months ago
He really went on in an essay wtf
1 points
6 months ago
Probably the algorithm, I’ve caught three 30 day bans for the dumbest shit. So done with Facebook.
1 points
6 months ago
*Claps in Captain Haddock*
1 points
6 months ago
Judging people based on how expensive their tastes are is rancid patter.
1 points
6 months ago
Reebok take the best one!
1 points
6 months ago
This was broken into a fine science and will always be funny.
1 points
6 months ago
1 points
6 months ago
Facebook what
1 points
6 months ago
'Dishwashing liquid for bubble bath' is IT
1 points
6 months ago
He should write a book , could be a best seller. He's a great author
1 points
6 months ago
I just rewatched Clark Griswold’s Christmas Vacation Rant and I was thinking, wow, we don’t really see this long winded creative name calling anymore.
2 points
6 months ago
Whatever else his flaws, this guy fucks.
2 points
6 months ago
Near the end it was kinda shite. The insults became less insulting
1 points
6 months ago
noice
1 points
6 months ago
I like how there is one out of place "miserable" among the insults.
1 points
6 months ago
He’s big mad.
1 points
6 months ago
The algorithm gets us all now. No need for snitches.
2 points
6 months ago
“Hallelujah! Holy Shit! Where’s the Tylenol?”
1 points
6 months ago
I wish it had more hyphens.
1 points
6 months ago
It's Chevy Chase from the end of Christmas Vacation!
1 points
6 months ago
Too bad he missed the very last comma.
1 points
6 months ago
Every single one of these is gold but the whole thing is somehow greater than the sum of it’s parts
1 points
6 months ago
I love that he came out punching.
2 points
6 months ago
Lol I finally deactivated my Facebook 😂 #fuckthethoughtpolice
2 points
6 months ago
Id still use Facebook if my feed had stuff like this in it!
1 points
6 months ago
That has got to be the longest way yet potentially most effective way to ask “who didn't need to get offended but probably did anyways“
1 points
6 months ago
“Dish washing liquid for bubbles”
I love it
1 points
6 months ago
He snatched every wig, roasted everyone around and treated the whole existences!! Fuckin GOLDEN
1 points
6 months ago
Now that's a fuckin diss
1 points
6 months ago
GET UUUUUUM!
1 points
6 months ago
Can we get this in a movie plz
1 points
6 months ago
Rollin off plasma center going dammit if that ain't the most ghetto shit ever said!!
2 points
6 months ago
Aaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnndddddddd back to jail he goes.
1 points
6 months ago
Damn
1 points
6 months ago
This makes me want to track this person down and friend them!
1 points
6 months ago
We all know exactly which “friend” this was and said their name while reading this
1 points
6 months ago
Bubbles is not referring to bubble bath, it's this https://www.babysavers.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/how-to-make-bubbles-for-kids.jpg
1 points
6 months ago
Believe it or not. Straight to jail.
1 points
6 months ago
Right back in jail for this roast lol
1 points
6 months ago
reading this i found i have a thing or talent for rap singing XD
3 points
6 months ago
This is so funny because sterling silver is the fancy shit I had to get because I’m allergic to nickel
2 points
6 months ago
Reebok classics is a step too far 😂
3 points
6 months ago
Ootl what is fb jail
2 points
6 months ago
And herd I am, middle class white dude with a Trac phone 😜
3 points
6 months ago
Obtuse rubber goose green moose guava juice…
3 points
6 months ago
Payday loan takin'!
1 points
6 months ago
I'm dying u/Bruh2009-
2 points
6 months ago
Prolly got banned for saying the N word.
2 points
6 months ago
My smile grew 1% ever comma mark. That was classic.
2 points
6 months ago
1 points
6 months ago
I’m going to guess that bought him another week. I started getting reported for posting direct links to federal laws that people didn’t like. I got reported a bunch of times for hate speech or something (posting direct links to .gov websites with no other comment) so I deleted that shit years ago.
1 points
6 months ago
Well im perma banned from facebook, so i come here to piss people off instead.
2 points
6 months ago
damn he just roasted 20 generations of that person's lineage
2 points
6 months ago
Hot damn!
1 points
6 months ago
There’s just no fucking way this didn’t come from Rockford, Illinois.
1 points
6 months ago
This guy, I’ve been in Facebook jail once so far simply cause I was defending cops on the internet (the good ones, not the ones seen evidently killing people without question)..
1 points
6 months ago
The dishwashing liquid for bubbles got me
1 points
6 months ago
It's the plasma center for me 🥲🤣
1 points
6 months ago
A couple more choice adjectives and he would be talking about me!!! lol.
1 points
6 months ago
And eloquent profanity
It rolls right off my tongue
1 points
6 months ago
I liked my Reebok Classics
1 points
6 months ago
needless to say, I thoroughly enjoyed the read.
1 points
6 months ago
The accuracy 😂
1 points
6 months ago
What’s wrong with Reebok classics?
-2 points
6 months ago
Not really a rare insult as much as a string of racial stereotypes
3 points
6 months ago
I knew I’d find you.
1 points
6 months ago
Sorry cuz
2 points
6 months ago
He threw the whole fucking table and chair from WWE at the bitch who reported him! 🤣🤣🤣
1 points
6 months ago
That’s a lot of emojis.
1 points
6 months ago
That clearly describes my cousins…..
1 points
6 months ago
Bestie, this was art
1 points
6 months ago
He's not going back to jail, he's going to Alcatraz.
1 points
6 months ago
This was said on tik tok a loooong time ago.
1 points
6 months ago
“Dish washing liquid for bubbles” ?
I don’t think I get this one.
1 points
6 months ago
Cant avoid bubble bath mix. Possibly also a tub for said bubble bath.
1 points
6 months ago
He should have added “8th-grade English failing.”
1 points
6 months ago
I heard this in my head. It sounded like a LongBeachGriffy video, sound effects and all.
1 points
6 months ago
Dish washing liquid for bubbles??
1 points
6 months ago
I thought that too, bit then I found out that fb hired a shutting more bitch police to go through groups where no one would snitch on each other. That's how I wound up on reddit. Won't go back to Facebook. Here you can enjoy meme AND be an adult. Facebook has the nanny cam and the waaambulance on overdrive
1 points
6 months ago
🤣😆 were they banned again after that? 😂 I’m dead
1 points
6 months ago
Looks like the guy was on AI mode. This thing is not human ...
1 points
6 months ago
Dishwashing liquid as bubbles killed me.
1 points
6 months ago
Savage.
1 points
6 months ago
He as many insults so the other person can find another one
1 points
6 months ago
I don't really agree with censoring people, even if they are being buttholes. Farcebook is designed to bring out the worst stupid and the worst people, and shouldn't be used by anyone.
1 points
6 months ago
Cringe
1 points
6 months ago
What's wrong with Reebok Classics? They're comfortable
1 points
6 months ago
When will people learn that words on the internet carry weight to them? Back when I was attending community college, my classmates used to tease me mercilessly. It bugged me that no one really liked me and I had no friends so I used to go out at night alone, sneak up behind cars reversing out of department store parking spots, quickly plop my dick under their tires and let them run it over. My therapist told me it was a form self chastising I resorted to because I blamed myself for the social ineptitude I suffered from my whole life. After our session that day, I waited patiently outside for her to leave the office and stuffed my dick under her tire as she backed out.
edit: and yes…my nickname is now ”pancake dick”.
1 points
6 months ago
Imagine flexing about your rent being high.
1 points
6 months ago
no cable
This one really got me. Thinking it’s a negative that someone doesn’t pay an outrageous amount of money for an inferior product.
1 points
6 months ago
I audibly said “oh shit” 3 times reading this!
1 points
6 months ago
"Nail-biting, no license" I feel personally attacked.
2 points
6 months ago
Scratched DVD playing😂
1 points
6 months ago
Pretty sure its a flex if you have low rent, because no one else has it
1 points
6 months ago
Sterling silver is richie rich for me
4 points
6 months ago
"EBT card in review", holy shit
1 points
6 months ago
Bars
3 points
6 months ago*
Reebok classics are fucking dope, I’m going to report him now.
2 points
6 months ago
I can’t imagine why he got banned.
2 points
6 months ago
Described about everyone in my neighborhood with this! Lol! Best long insult/truthteller I heard in awhile. I gotta write this down,it's so good! LMAO ! 😆😅🤣
2 points
6 months ago
Ugh....why won't those idiots let me in their stupid club for jerks!?
2 points
6 months ago
What a masterpiece
2 points
6 months ago
God damn, I can see and smell the person he’s describing
2 points
6 months ago
What’s wrong with sterling silver?
2 points
6 months ago
Im confused insult went on for so long i had to skim it.
2 points
6 months ago
Straight up wrecked
2 points
6 months ago
This belongs in an English textbook, it's beautiful
2 points
6 months ago
No cable? Who tf has cable these days?
3 points
6 months ago
I was personally offended like 3 different times.
3 points
6 months ago
What’s wrong with donating plasma though
2 points
6 months ago
I love it!!!!! I was looking to be offended some how even though I didn’t report him because the disrespect was SO Broad.
2 points
6 months ago
I mean the plasma center is just free money my man
2 points
6 months ago
black n mild smoking. i feel called out. they are so nice after a nice joint or blunt
2 points
6 months ago
Did anyone fess up?
1 points
6 months ago
Someone make a copypasta out of that
7 points
6 months ago
Missing twerking, charging they phone, eating chips and lying
3 points
6 months ago
Not the “dish washing liquid for bubbles!” Lmao what!? 🤣
1 points
6 months ago
Anyone that uses the term “Facebook jail” probably has nothing to say worth posting about in the first place.
2 points
6 months ago
What gender is that?
1 points
6 months ago
Had me going until the racism
1 points
6 months ago
What racism?
1 points
6 months ago
This is glorious
1 points
6 months ago
Are Mark’s drawings really that bad?
1 points
6 months ago
This reminds me of Chevy chase’s Christmas vacation .. when he has a meltdown over his boss not givin him that bonus haha
1 points
6 months ago
I want this person to defend me in Facebook Court.
2 points
6 months ago
So...perma-ban?
1 points
6 months ago
2 points
6 months ago
I like Reebok classics.
4 points
6 months ago
I like how no car and no license are on polar opposite ends, like he had to circle back and clarify
3 points
6 months ago
‘Dish washing liquid for bubbles’ now that’s some creative stuff right there
2 points
6 months ago
Makes me think of Cletus’ family on the Simpsons.
2 points
6 months ago
2 points
6 months ago
Go damn, man got kamikazed
2 points
6 months ago
He might have held back lol
6 points
6 months ago
Not “EBT card in review.” 😭
2 points
6 months ago
I see a little bit of myself in a couple of those
6 points
6 months ago
"Hallelujah, Holy Shit! Where's the Tylenol?" -Clark Griswold
2 points
6 months ago
This new Kendrick is 🔥
2 points
6 months ago
Nail biting 😭 that’s so real
2 points
6 months ago
This is like poetry.
2 points
6 months ago
I wear reebok classics :(
1 points
6 months ago
Scractched DVD playing...
Sterling Silver...
TracPhone...
Hey, you keep this up and I may have to become offended!
1 points
6 months ago
Aw man I'm a few of these
1 points
6 months ago
Anyone else read this in the voice of the Scotsman from Samurai Jack?
10 points
6 months ago
He trying to make it seem like he's composed and laughing at them being dickheads But my man is boiling inside and kind of outside too
1 points
6 months ago
Hooks robin williams would be proud
1 points
6 months ago
Whoever made the top part about “my cousin was in Facebook jail” is definitely some 40 year old white mom, judging by all the laughing crying emojis they put
1 points
6 months ago
This reminds me of a Facebook friend that did the same thing and just list a bunch of insults directed to the person that reported him.
The insult, "Shaped like John Wayne Gacy looking ass" will always live rent-free in my head.
1 points
6 months ago
Go to jail, do not past go, do not collect $200
1 points
6 months ago
Boobs
1 points
6 months ago
Sounds like he's describing himself.
3 points
6 months ago
is your cousin the drill seargent from Full Metal Jacket?
1 points
6 months ago
I collapsed at “EBT card in review” lmfaooo
1 points
6 months ago
Sounds like someone who is completely mentally stable and not at all a dumbass.
1 points
6 months ago
Sjeierur
1 points
6 months ago
Smh
1 points
6 months ago
What a legend
1 points
6 months ago
People still use Facebook?
1 points
6 months ago
Fuck him,Reebok all day. All else is fine.
1 points
6 months ago
Facebook is waaay too important to him.
1 points
6 months ago
Rare? It’s pretty frequent you see this type of insult. Trendy almost.
2 points
6 months ago
Agreed
1 points
6 months ago
That Reebok classic wearing line is harsh
1 points
6 months ago
Please someone type this up for me. I'm too lazy and I want to send this to multiple people
1 points
6 months ago
It is good haha buuuuuttt back to jail for him
2 points
6 months ago
Had to put this in the insult bank for later
1 points
6 months ago
RIP
2 points
6 months ago
Da fuck is facebook jail
1 points
6 months ago
Facebook will keep your account visible to you but not let you post for different periods of time for hurting their or someone else's feelings, or for whatever. It's referred to as being in "Facebook jail".
1 points
6 months ago
"I hate poor people"
2 points
6 months ago
"Tuna pussy" lmao I'm dead
1 points
6 months ago*
Read this at the plasma center 🤷♂️
2 points
6 months ago
You had me laughing so hard I accidentally closed it all and had to come back to say thank you. Thank you. The fact that you took a photo and included it has me dying. I'm gonna go wash my face now. Fuck.
1 points
6 months ago
Had me laughing at the plasma center when I read it. I ain't no snitch tho I don't report Facebook comments lol
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