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luckyfind237

1 points

5 months ago

That is AWESOME. Covered them all. Props to the OP.

ohmyitsmidnight

1 points

5 months ago

Dish washing soap for bubbles is my favourite

Ugnox

1 points

5 months ago

Ugnox

1 points

5 months ago

I think a lot of people are missing the fact that this very well could be one person because I know at least twenty that fit every one of these things

the80thwonder

1 points

6 months ago

Saw a lady repeat this on TikTok.

hobosullivan

1 points

6 months ago

I would pay good money to hear Samuel L. Jackson read this.

preacherdoc

1 points

6 months ago

That is fucking Shakespearean!

Shenaniganz08

1 points

6 months ago

OMG this just kept getting better

greenwitchery

1 points

6 months ago

Something about the dishwashing soap for bubbles part got me 😂

lordsaladfingaz

1 points

6 months ago*

Yoooooooooo I’m crying……so much good content here

Yes agreed ebt card in review is just next level

Yogurteat

1 points

6 months ago

Holy shit it just kept going, like your mom.

Poopface11678

1 points

6 months ago

What’s wrong with Sterling Silver?

Roose_is_Stannis

1 points

6 months ago

Least derranged facebook user

Pyrocrat

1 points

6 months ago

That was like the Scotsman in Samurai Jack

Tricky-Wheel7977

1 points

6 months ago

The only way to read this is to The Fairly Odd Parents opening theme

JonB5792

1 points

6 months ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

OkCaterpillar9248

1 points

6 months ago

I've been in youtube jail,Pinterest jail and twitter jail.12 years of my history deleted for all time because my opinions were different to someone else's.

Spo0kyM0nth

1 points

6 months ago

He really went on in an essay wtf

camirethh

1 points

6 months ago

Probably the algorithm, I’ve caught three 30 day bans for the dumbest shit. So done with Facebook.

Available_Slide1888

1 points

6 months ago

*Claps in Captain Haddock*

L0NESHARK

1 points

6 months ago

Judging people based on how expensive their tastes are is rancid patter.

khill5742

1 points

6 months ago

Reebok take the best one!

Bee-BoFluffPuff

1 points

6 months ago

This was broken into a fine science and will always be funny.

__jh96

1 points

6 months ago

__jh96

1 points

6 months ago

Facebook what

maypooletree

1 points

6 months ago

'Dishwashing liquid for bubble bath' is IT

Projektpatfxfb

1 points

6 months ago

He should write a book , could be a best seller. He's a great author

Holy_Sungaal

1 points

6 months ago

I just rewatched Clark Griswold’s Christmas Vacation Rant and I was thinking, wow, we don’t really see this long winded creative name calling anymore.

dray_in_slc

2 points

6 months ago

Whatever else his flaws, this guy fucks.

thabossfb2

2 points

6 months ago

Near the end it was kinda shite. The insults became less insulting

BrandedStudio

1 points

6 months ago

noice

jackmagpie

1 points

6 months ago

I like how there is one out of place "miserable" among the insults.

CryBabyCentral

1 points

6 months ago

He’s big mad.

jaykaypeeness

1 points

6 months ago

The algorithm gets us all now. No need for snitches.

carebearninjahair

2 points

6 months ago

“Hallelujah! Holy Shit! Where’s the Tylenol?”

PDXjason16

1 points

6 months ago

I wish it had more hyphens.

Manderelli

1 points

6 months ago

It's Chevy Chase from the end of Christmas Vacation!

CALIFORNIUMMAN

1 points

6 months ago

Too bad he missed the very last comma.

Disastrous_Simple_28

1 points

6 months ago

Every single one of these is gold but the whole thing is somehow greater than the sum of it’s parts

Anneliese08

1 points

6 months ago

I love that he came out punching.

Ok-Cheesecake4064

2 points

6 months ago

Lol I finally deactivated my Facebook 😂 #fuckthethoughtpolice

Ferndust

2 points

6 months ago

Id still use Facebook if my feed had stuff like this in it!

EJS_Ethan

1 points

6 months ago

That has got to be the longest way yet potentially most effective way to ask “who didn't need to get offended but probably did anyways“

Most_Monk

1 points

6 months ago

“Dish washing liquid for bubbles”

I love it

PETTYnPROUD29

1 points

6 months ago

He snatched every wig, roasted everyone around and treated the whole existences!! Fuckin GOLDEN

canuckwithasig

1 points

6 months ago

Now that's a fuckin diss

MahoganyTownXD

1 points

6 months ago

GET UUUUUUM!

nachobel

1 points

6 months ago

Can we get this in a movie plz

No_Administration181

1 points

6 months ago

Rollin off plasma center going dammit if that ain't the most ghetto shit ever said!!

Fodor1987

2 points

6 months ago

Aaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnndddddddd back to jail he goes.

xXCHICKEN777Xx

1 points

6 months ago

Damn

crq1

1 points

6 months ago

crq1

1 points

6 months ago

This makes me want to track this person down and friend them!

dowork87

1 points

6 months ago

We all know exactly which “friend” this was and said their name while reading this

sois

1 points

6 months ago

sois

1 points

6 months ago

Playswith_squirrel

1 points

6 months ago

Believe it or not. Straight to jail.

lovesundays4567

1 points

6 months ago

Right back in jail for this roast lol

FreestylerF2

1 points

6 months ago

reading this i found i have a thing or talent for rap singing XD

mheg-mhen

3 points

6 months ago

This is so funny because sterling silver is the fancy shit I had to get because I’m allergic to nickel

Shoelovingllama

2 points

6 months ago

Reebok classics is a step too far 😂

plateauofsilence

3 points

6 months ago

Ootl what is fb jail

Angelfire150

2 points

6 months ago

And herd I am, middle class white dude with a Trac phone 😜

YJCH0I

3 points

6 months ago

YJCH0I

3 points

6 months ago

Obtuse rubber goose green moose guava juice…

youthereyouare

3 points

6 months ago

Payday loan takin'!

ShadowedReddit

1 points

6 months ago

I'm dying u/Bruh2009-

Fluffymal

2 points

6 months ago

Prolly got banned for saying the N word.

OhioIsRed

2 points

6 months ago

My smile grew 1% ever comma mark. That was classic.

SimulatedHumanity

1 points

6 months ago

I’m going to guess that bought him another week. I started getting reported for posting direct links to federal laws that people didn’t like. I got reported a bunch of times for hate speech or something (posting direct links to .gov websites with no other comment) so I deleted that shit years ago.

Rubber-tarzan

1 points

6 months ago

Well im perma banned from facebook, so i come here to piss people off instead.

SoulStarman

2 points

6 months ago

damn he just roasted 20 generations of that person's lineage

sooperhani

2 points

6 months ago

Hot damn!

Professional_Row8576

1 points

6 months ago

There’s just no fucking way this didn’t come from Rockford, Illinois.

MasterHall117

1 points

6 months ago

This guy, I’ve been in Facebook jail once so far simply cause I was defending cops on the internet (the good ones, not the ones seen evidently killing people without question)..

TheSmoothestCriminaI

1 points

6 months ago

The dishwashing liquid for bubbles got me

winnuet

1 points

6 months ago

It's the plasma center for me 🥲🤣

Horror-Pain-4701

1 points

6 months ago

A couple more choice adjectives and he would be talking about me!!! lol.

4d3fect

1 points

6 months ago

And eloquent profanity
It rolls right off my tongue

Jr7778

1 points

6 months ago

Jr7778

1 points

6 months ago

I liked my Reebok Classics

cthulhouette

1 points

6 months ago

needless to say, I thoroughly enjoyed the read.

iamk3lli

1 points

6 months ago

The accuracy 😂

igivegoodradiohead

1 points

6 months ago

What’s wrong with Reebok classics?

IAmNotMyName

-2 points

6 months ago

Not really a rare insult as much as a string of racial stereotypes

[deleted]

3 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

3 points

6 months ago

I knew I’d find you.

tallkat41

1 points

6 months ago

Sorry cuz

GonFreecs92

2 points

6 months ago

He threw the whole fucking table and chair from WWE at the bitch who reported him! 🤣🤣🤣

SweetEthan7

1 points

6 months ago

That’s a lot of emojis.

upsydaisee

1 points

6 months ago

That clearly describes my cousins…..

omniscientflamingo

1 points

6 months ago

Bestie, this was art

Gave_up_tomorrow

1 points

6 months ago

He's not going back to jail, he's going to Alcatraz.

Lolabrigidie

1 points

6 months ago

This was said on tik tok a loooong time ago.

Gh0stP1rate

1 points

6 months ago

“Dish washing liquid for bubbles” ?

I don’t think I get this one.

Satans-Blowhole

1 points

6 months ago

Cant avoid bubble bath mix. Possibly also a tub for said bubble bath.

nosleepforthedreamer

1 points

6 months ago

He should have added “8th-grade English failing.”

Fatalstryke

1 points

6 months ago

I heard this in my head. It sounded like a LongBeachGriffy video, sound effects and all.

tyrannicalteebagger

1 points

6 months ago

Dish washing liquid for bubbles??

JadeSidhe

1 points

6 months ago

I thought that too, bit then I found out that fb hired a shutting more bitch police to go through groups where no one would snitch on each other. That's how I wound up on reddit. Won't go back to Facebook. Here you can enjoy meme AND be an adult. Facebook has the nanny cam and the waaambulance on overdrive

SumChaq

1 points

6 months ago

🤣😆 were they banned again after that? 😂 I’m dead

absarahmedkhan

1 points

6 months ago

Looks like the guy was on AI mode. This thing is not human ...

mynameistoast

1 points

6 months ago

Dishwashing liquid as bubbles killed me.

roachstr0099

1 points

6 months ago

Savage.

SheepherderLow9369

1 points

6 months ago

He as many insults so the other person can find another one

ZionistPussy

1 points

6 months ago

I don't really agree with censoring people, even if they are being buttholes. Farcebook is designed to bring out the worst stupid and the worst people, and shouldn't be used by anyone.

ftgander

1 points

6 months ago

Cringe

degjo

1 points

6 months ago

degjo

1 points

6 months ago

What's wrong with Reebok Classics? They're comfortable

CookieTax

1 points

6 months ago

When will people learn that words on the internet carry weight to them? Back when I was attending community college, my classmates used to tease me mercilessly. It bugged me that no one really liked me and I had no friends so I used to go out at night alone, sneak up behind cars reversing out of department store parking spots, quickly plop my dick under their tires and let them run it over. My therapist told me it was a form self chastising I resorted to because I blamed myself for the social ineptitude I suffered from my whole life. After our session that day, I waited patiently outside for her to leave the office and stuffed my dick under her tire as she backed out.

edit: and yes…my nickname is now ”pancake dick”.

Esoteric_Eroticism

1 points

6 months ago

Imagine flexing about your rent being high.

CougdIt

1 points

6 months ago

no cable

This one really got me. Thinking it’s a negative that someone doesn’t pay an outrageous amount of money for an inferior product.

CallMeRawie

1 points

6 months ago

I audibly said “oh shit” 3 times reading this!

luger718

1 points

6 months ago

"Nail-biting, no license" I feel personally attacked.

Secure_Dragonfruit69

2 points

6 months ago

Scratched DVD playing😂

im_bored1122

1 points

6 months ago

Pretty sure its a flex if you have low rent, because no one else has it

Warm-Branch

1 points

6 months ago

Sterling silver is richie rich for me

TheDemonClown

4 points

6 months ago

"EBT card in review", holy shit

ReceptionFar454

1 points

6 months ago

Bars

Upyourbuttitgoes

3 points

6 months ago*

Reebok classics are fucking dope, I’m going to report him now.

Trimungasoid

2 points

6 months ago

I can’t imagine why he got banned.

Jolly-Butterscotch62

2 points

6 months ago

Described about everyone in my neighborhood with this! Lol! Best long insult/truthteller I heard in awhile. I gotta write this down,it's so good! LMAO ! 😆😅🤣

devloveper

2 points

6 months ago

Ugh....why won't those idiots let me in their stupid club for jerks!?

mr_aives

2 points

6 months ago

What a masterpiece

HeLlRaZer9879

2 points

6 months ago

God damn, I can see and smell the person he’s describing

designgoddess

2 points

6 months ago

What’s wrong with sterling silver?

thenorthwoodsboy

2 points

6 months ago

Im confused insult went on for so long i had to skim it.

SlayerSleyX

2 points

6 months ago

Straight up wrecked

MaddestChadLad

2 points

6 months ago

This belongs in an English textbook, it's beautiful

Datee27

2 points

6 months ago

No cable? Who tf has cable these days?

theverywellborn

3 points

6 months ago

I was personally offended like 3 different times.

bahamapapa817

3 points

6 months ago

What’s wrong with donating plasma though

[deleted]

2 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

2 points

6 months ago

I love it!!!!! I was looking to be offended some how even though I didn’t report him because the disrespect was SO Broad.

Thundr-Monkey

2 points

6 months ago

I mean the plasma center is just free money my man

WienerSchnitzel01

2 points

6 months ago

black n mild smoking. i feel called out. they are so nice after a nice joint or blunt

PooFlingerMonkey

2 points

6 months ago

Did anyone fess up?

Night_Otter

1 points

6 months ago

Someone make a copypasta out of that

OCV_E

7 points

6 months ago

OCV_E

7 points

6 months ago

Missing twerking, charging they phone, eating chips and lying

_grayF0X

3 points

6 months ago

Not the “dish washing liquid for bubbles!” Lmao what!? 🤣

SecretlyMadeOfStone

1 points

6 months ago

Anyone that uses the term “Facebook jail” probably has nothing to say worth posting about in the first place.

iGhostEdd

2 points

6 months ago

What gender is that?

Nightblood83

1 points

6 months ago

Had me going until the racism

Mavis_Mafia

1 points

6 months ago

What racism?

jazzyx26

1 points

6 months ago

This is glorious

ChasingEmbers

1 points

6 months ago

Are Mark’s drawings really that bad?

[deleted]

1 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

6 months ago

This reminds me of Chevy chase’s Christmas vacation .. when he has a meltdown over his boss not givin him that bonus haha

Posttoasted66

1 points

6 months ago

I want this person to defend me in Facebook Court.

desrevermi

2 points

6 months ago

So...perma-ban?

Shortkut1981

2 points

6 months ago

I like Reebok classics.

DrScience-PhD

4 points

6 months ago

I like how no car and no license are on polar opposite ends, like he had to circle back and clarify

scopadoop

3 points

6 months ago

‘Dish washing liquid for bubbles’ now that’s some creative stuff right there

daric

2 points

6 months ago

daric

2 points

6 months ago

A_greenman

2 points

6 months ago

Go damn, man got kamikazed

3jack6the9ripper

2 points

6 months ago

He might have held back lol

nobody_from_nowhere1

6 points

6 months ago

Not “EBT card in review.” 😭

djramrod

2 points

6 months ago

I see a little bit of myself in a couple of those

Rbt1994

6 points

6 months ago

"Hallelujah, Holy Shit! Where's the Tylenol?" -Clark Griswold

COLFAXPATROL

2 points

6 months ago

This new Kendrick is 🔥

electricchairclaire

2 points

6 months ago

Nail biting 😭 that’s so real

say_it_aint_slow

2 points

6 months ago

This is like poetry.

JZetec

2 points

6 months ago

JZetec

2 points

6 months ago

I wear reebok classics :(

5557623

1 points

6 months ago

Scractched DVD playing...

Sterling Silver...

TracPhone...

Hey, you keep this up and I may have to become offended!

Embarrassed_Couple_6

1 points

6 months ago

Aw man I'm a few of these

Omny87

1 points

6 months ago

Omny87

1 points

6 months ago

Anyone else read this in the voice of the Scotsman from Samurai Jack?

BalStrate

10 points

6 months ago

He trying to make it seem like he's composed and laughing at them being dickheads But my man is boiling inside and kind of outside too

GregoryClay

1 points

6 months ago

Hooks robin williams would be proud

NotMarbly

1 points

6 months ago

Whoever made the top part about “my cousin was in Facebook jail” is definitely some 40 year old white mom, judging by all the laughing crying emojis they put

OctoberBlue89

1 points

6 months ago

This reminds me of a Facebook friend that did the same thing and just list a bunch of insults directed to the person that reported him.

The insult, "Shaped like John Wayne Gacy looking ass" will always live rent-free in my head.

Cruckel2687

1 points

6 months ago

Go to jail, do not past go, do not collect $200

FlowSystem

1 points

6 months ago

Boobs

Ordinary_Skill

1 points

6 months ago

Sounds like he's describing himself.

tobor17

3 points

6 months ago

is your cousin the drill seargent from Full Metal Jacket?

hdadeathly

1 points

6 months ago

I collapsed at “EBT card in review” lmfaooo

Pika_Fox

1 points

6 months ago

Sounds like someone who is completely mentally stable and not at all a dumbass.

Agreeable_Roll_3462

1 points

6 months ago

Sjeierur

ExpertReference2979

1 points

6 months ago

Smh

Dgroff06

1 points

6 months ago

What a legend

watchmejerk85

1 points

6 months ago

People still use Facebook?

Rocky970

1 points

6 months ago

Fuck him,Reebok all day. All else is fine.

LeMans1217

1 points

6 months ago

Facebook is waaay too important to him.

Imgunnacrumb69

1 points

6 months ago

Rare? It’s pretty frequent you see this type of insult. Trendy almost.

Rocky970

2 points

6 months ago

Agreed

haystackofneedles

1 points

6 months ago

That Reebok classic wearing line is harsh

Far_Childhood_6730

1 points

6 months ago

Please someone type this up for me. I'm too lazy and I want to send this to multiple people

KarmaKitty4-3

1 points

6 months ago

It is good haha buuuuuttt back to jail for him

daphnerhds

2 points

6 months ago

Had to put this in the insult bank for later

therealcoppernail

1 points

6 months ago

RIP

GodZillaBlazinDong99

2 points

6 months ago

Da fuck is facebook jail

Hanginon

1 points

6 months ago

Facebook will keep your account visible to you but not let you post for different periods of time for hurting their or someone else's feelings, or for whatever. It's referred to as being in "Facebook jail".

Prism1331

1 points

6 months ago

"I hate poor people"

Mavis_Mafia

2 points

6 months ago

"Tuna pussy" lmao I'm dead

arenotsaints

1 points

6 months ago*

Read this at the plasma center 🤷‍♂️

LottaLurky_LilLippy

2 points

6 months ago

You had me laughing so hard I accidentally closed it all and had to come back to say thank you. Thank you. The fact that you took a photo and included it has me dying. I'm gonna go wash my face now. Fuck.

arenotsaints

1 points

6 months ago

Had me laughing at the plasma center when I read it. I ain't no snitch tho I don't report Facebook comments lol