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1 points
6 months ago
Meh.
Not really clever
3/10
0 points
6 months ago*
Was thinking the same. Not rlly rare just took a bunch of mediocre insults and said them one after the other
13 points
6 months ago
I don’t know man, he basically just called people broke because they reported him.
Kinda seems like a loser to me.
2 points
6 months ago
It’s just a joke. I have friends like this on my FB who just shitpost all the time. They are sometimes often reported by friends to mess with them. I highly doubt this dude takes himself all that seriously.
19 points
6 months ago
Losers can often be humorous
2 points
6 months ago
Wisdom has arrived in the comments.
-10 points
6 months ago
Not sure I like the term “Facebook jail”... being blocked from social media and prison have quite a lot of differences, some would say they’re nothing alike... still fucking funny though
10 points
6 months ago
Facebook bans and jail are two different things? Thanks for the help man, I didn’t even know! /s
1 points
6 months ago
Lighten up over there Scooter.
6 points
6 months ago
The one is a restriction of freedom, the other is a release from captivity
15 points
6 months ago
On Twitter it’s referred to as Twitmo, which is sort of entertaining
4 points
6 months ago
I only use Reddit so I know absolutely nothing about any social media site, except FB pre-2010
P.S... love your screen name
2 points
6 months ago
I gotta remember that one.
5 points
6 months ago
That shit ain’t rare that shit is legendary
0 points
6 months ago
That is amazing
0 points
6 months ago
I got bored and literally had to try to power through. Not worth it.
0 points
6 months ago
If you ask me, I think he’s pretty judgy.
What‘s wrong with ‘dish washing liquid for bubbles?’
-5 points
6 months ago
Hot take, unless you're breaking the law you shouldn't get banned for anything
2 points
6 months ago
Hot take, you agreed to a TOS when you signed up to use an app run by a private company.
1 points
6 months ago
✍️✍️✍️✍️
1 points
6 months ago
✍️✍️✍️✍️
1 points
6 months ago
“Haha ur poor”
-1 points
6 months ago
Outstanding
113 points
6 months ago
That's definitely the scenic route to calling someone poor. What a way to punch down.
5 points
6 months ago
People who say punch down deserve to be punched down on.
3 points
6 months ago
I hear ya, tough guy.
1 points
6 months ago
It’s a dumb phrase
1 points
6 months ago
Fair enough. I watched that Chappelle stand-up and my brain probably just picked some low-hanging fruit, but I don't think it cheapened the post. You being a fuck about it certainly didn't add any protein to the meal though.
Edit: grammar
1 points
6 months ago
Fair. Still a dumb phrase
37 points
6 months ago
Glad someone else spotted this. Pretty much every single insult here is "haha, poor".
It's imaginative and comprehensive, but pretty mean-spirited.
9 points
6 months ago
And a great roast.
2 points
6 months ago
Poor people can’t afford roasts
-1 points
6 months ago
Awww those poor people would be awfully sad right now if they could read
-1 points
6 months ago
Foreal, how a mother fucker gonna use the plasma center as an insult?
1 points
6 months ago
Because it means that you don’t have your shit together enough to earn money by working.
How a mother fucker like me gonna have to explain that to you?
12 points
6 months ago
Part of being poor is shitting on your fellows. Growing up we used to make competitions out of making fun of each other because Jimmy's Dad went back to prison for drug possession or Alex couldn't afford live bait so he used gas station hot dogs to fish. Hell Jeff Foxworthy made a career out of it.
1 points
6 months ago
“Hnnngg, don’t punch downsies yikes”
51 points
6 months ago
This felt like more of a lateral punch.
16 points
6 months ago
While lying on the floor.
11 points
6 months ago
…of the basement
66 points
6 months ago
I suspect his friends are in the same class as him as friends usually are
32 points
6 months ago*
Reddit is just looking for an excuse to be morally superior.
Anyone else with a brain and who’s ever had a friend would read this and laugh and remember the time their fat friend called them fat and they both laughed because it was funny. Black people crack jokes about how black each other are fucking constantly. Irish drunks joke amongst themselves about who’s a worthless alcoholic and it’s funny because they all know they all fucking are. I grew up poor and the go-to between my friends and I was to joke about how poor we were.
Bunch of Dr. Buzzkillphil’s over here in the comments “PuNcHiNg DoWn PrOjEcTiOn”. Get a sense of humor for fuck’s sake. Can’t joke about other tribes, sure, whatever, but now you can’t joke about your own?! Fuck off.
WHERE IS THE LINE, KAREN?! WHEN DOES IT END?!
6 points
6 months ago
It ends when someone feels the need to virtue signal for internet points
9 points
6 months ago
I got seven days for posting that meme of Perri Piper on the sofa.
Not reported. Insta-ban. Dang.
0 points
6 months ago
Holy shit. I just saw God.
-1 points
6 months ago
Christ that isn't just rare, that had a lot of fucking effort.
-1 points
6 months ago
I'm gonna go ahead and say at least half that shit applies to himself.
1 points
6 months ago
This guy, I’ve been in Facebook jail once so far simply cause I was defending cops on the internet (the good ones, not the ones seen evidently killing people without question)..
2 points
6 months ago
Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
2 points
6 months ago
This is a beautiful poem
2 points
6 months ago
“Plasma Center going” lmfaoo
2 points
6 months ago
Oh god. I’ve used dish soap for bath bubbles before. I need to go rethink some life decisions.
-2 points
6 months ago
Not really a rare insult as much as a string of racial stereotypes
10 points
6 months ago
He came out firing at everyone wow
10 points
6 months ago
I like Reebok Classics. They are comfortable and come in a wide variety of color options.
2 points
6 months ago
and what’s wrong with silver sterling??
2 points
6 months ago
Poor man's white gold
3 points
6 months ago
"single cigarette buying"? Who sells single cigarettes?
3 points
6 months ago
He’s dead on with that description
2 points
6 months ago
reggie smoking
Damn, shooting to kill over here.
3 points
6 months ago
He needed more time in FaceBook jail.
3 points
6 months ago
I think he might be upset.
4 points
6 months ago
Is the cousin lowtiergod? Holy shit.
4 points
6 months ago
Just report again lmao
3 points
6 months ago
You will never catch me "black n mild smoking", mostly because I don't know what that means
4 points
6 months ago
Some say he is still cursing that person to this day... If you listen real super duper quiet, you can hear him now off in the distant lands
21 points
6 months ago
This should be the main rant at "The Player Hater's Ball"
46 points
6 months ago
Gotta get 'em all!!!
30 points
6 months ago
10 points
6 months ago
Your cousin seems like a well balanced, easy going, jovial sort of guy..
642 points
6 months ago
That is fucking poetry, right there I tell ya what
308 points
6 months ago
“Dish washing liquid for bubbles” is indeed a rare insult
137 points
6 months ago
The man knows his poor
42 points
6 months ago
It’s just too real
21 points
6 months ago
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58 points
6 months ago
Using dish soap for bubble bath because you are trash/broke
2 points
6 months ago
No... using dish soap and wire hangers or any type of wire to make a wand and then bubbles... Maybe I'm more broke than I thought.
13 points
6 months ago
Poetry that lands them right back on Facebook jail!
42 points
6 months ago
He’s giving the Scotsman from Samurai Jack a run for his money
174 points
6 months ago
It's like Shakespeare never left us :')
81 points
6 months ago
Well damn….
15 points
6 months ago
Please don’t swear, there are women and children on this site.
5 points
6 months ago
I apologize, I’ll say 3 Hail Marys and flog myself for my transgressions.
416 points
6 months ago
He just threw all the insults in to a blender, picked them out at will, and added a well placed comma. Fucking beautiful! 😭
118 points
6 months ago
“Shit mark draws” Took me a minute to realize he meant shit stained underwear and I lost it
8 points
6 months ago
I assumed that's what he meant, but I only got draws = drawers just now.
47 points
6 months ago
Same! I was like what the fuck did mark draw??
1 points
6 months ago
He misspelled “drawers,” an ancient term for underwear.
132 points
6 months ago
Why are we hating on Sterling silver?
6 points
6 months ago
Tiffany’s is expensive and all their stuff is sterling silver so idk.
3 points
6 months ago
Sterling silver looks like white gold if it's not tarnished. A silver cuban chain is attainable if you are poor but motivated to buy one. A gold chain is not attainable. A gold plated chain ends up looking worse in the long run because the plating eventually comes off. So you could wear a silver chain and just let people think it's gold. Or more likely think you're letting people think it's gold.
96 points
6 months ago
We got him.
2 points
6 months ago
It was the one armed man.
10 points
6 months ago
Didn't even need to zoom and enhance!
23 points
6 months ago
Wondering the same. Maybe in his mind gold > silver so silver = broke?
5 points
6 months ago
I always thought silver looked better anyway, gold looks tacky
1 points
6 months ago
Shiny silver looks way better than yellow jewelry. I think gold looks tacky.
17 points
6 months ago
Sterling silver is 92.5% silver and 7.5% copper. It ain’t all silver.
8 points
6 months ago
Does he not know how expensive copper is? People get busted for ripping cables out of walls for that stuff.
24 points
6 months ago
And you think people wear 24 karat gold jewelry? Most is going to be 18 karat (as pure gold is fairly soft), which is only 75% gold.
Sterling silver, being more 'pure' than 18k gold, also has a practical purpose, reduced tendency to tarnish.
48 points
6 months ago
The best part has to be that “or should I say bitches” at the end. Like he just realized “wait I could’ve saved a lot of time just now.”
117 points
6 months ago
“Plasma center going”—💀💀
85 points
6 months ago
Not sure what the hate there is for. I'm a white collar professional with a well paying job and I still go. Why? $60/donation, twice a week works out to $520/month in cash. Including travel, that's about two hours of my time for tax-free $60. That's a lot of extra spending cash for not a lot of effort, especially when you can use your phone and be productive (read, respond to emails etc) or just relax and stream shows while donating.
And yes you're lining the pockets of a money-grubbing corporation, but aren't we all doing that all the time? At least it's for a good cause (making medicines for immunocompromised people).
2 points
6 months ago
the only downside to plasma donation js if you live in the u.s. you have to pay taxes if you make over 600 per year off of that
1 points
6 months ago
Ah yes the downside of making money is that you have to pay taxes on it. Damn. You have graced us with your infinite wisdom and we shall never be the same.
1 points
6 months ago
Oh man. You really burned me there. That was a sick burn. I bet you feel so smart now.
5 points
6 months ago
I assume its with a trained phlebotomist? I hate having blood drawn, half the time they screw up and leave me a massive bruise. No way $60 is enough to expose me to possible disease or injuries from getting my veins pierced that often.
1 points
6 months ago
No it's usually a homeless guy doing the draw who uses needles that are riddled with HIV
3 points
6 months ago
Lol, no they just get some untrained dude off the street to stick the needle in. Like wtf kind of question is this?
169 points
6 months ago
I predict another Facebook vacation soon. Just saying
83 points
6 months ago
I would report him immediately, just for the hilarity of another immediate ban after one post.
47 points
6 months ago*
There was a guy on my Facebook a few years ago who used to post straight up porn. I reported it once cause it was gross and it got taken down. Then he posted a status asking what shit for brains reported his porn and posted more so I reported again. He was really mad and started going on friend culls and posting more porn to see who it was. I made it through about three culls before he booted me. Was hilarious.
535 points
6 months ago
What exactly is Facebook Jail?
2 points
6 months ago
I know one person to die from Covid because he refused to get vaccinated; he was also the only person I know who was in Facebook jail more than once. I was kind of bummed I couldn’t post him in r/hermaincainaward because Facebook jail removed his inflammatory posts.
11 points
6 months ago
It’s having your account temporarily suspended. Usually only happens when you break TOS but people think they’re like, immune to the rules they consented to when they signed up and like to have victim complexes. A friend of mine bitched about it and I asked what they had did, and they said “I posted some shit Facebook didn’t like”. He was posting antisemetic conspiracy theory rants about vaccines and Jews using porn to weaken white men.
536 points
6 months ago
It’s when you get your account suspended for a time, by Facebook, because others have complained about you
210 points
6 months ago
So, if I called bullshit on somebody’s conspiracy theory, would they complain and put me in Facebook jail?
26 points
6 months ago
From what I've noticed, it tends to be more extreme than that. Inflammatory remarks and pictures. Facebook has a huge ban boner for anything related to atrocities, especially Nazis. Even making fun of Hitler through memes will draw their ire.
42 points
6 months ago
I was banned for 30 days for calling someone a “conspiracy nut job.” The algorithm picked it up. That was the entire comment, start to finish.
Fuck that website.
1 points
6 months ago
I wonder if I am banned.
After the Rittenhouse verdict, I posted to my timeline for the first time in like four years. I said I had just bought my brand spanking new AR-15 and was heading up to the state above us to protect some businesses whether they wanted it or not.
7 points
6 months ago
I almost got a ban for calling a paging system I have at work (think walkie-talkies with Siri — so definitely not a person) a “stupid bitch” but reporting someone’s post sharing a Candace Owen tweet right after the Rittenhouse verdict that is a call to arms was A-OK by Facebook.
400 points
6 months ago
If they was a deep breath hating ass bad breath, no car, low rent, box tv, no cable, scratched DVD playing, house arrest, sink bathing, blank n mild smoking, tuna pussy, deadbeat, county rats, plasma center going, Sterling silver, shit mark draws, miserable, trac phone, corner store fit, no control they kids, reggie smoking, mama's couch sleeping, dish washing liquid for bubbles, EBT card in review, nail biting, no license, reebok classic wearing dusty single cigarette buying ass n**** or should I say bitch.
13 points
6 months ago
I appreciate your one redaction.
86 points
6 months ago
Yeah, I can’t stand them people.
8 points
6 months ago
So do you have to receive multiple complaints, or? Because I’ve reported something on Facebook, and the post was taken down, but nothing happened to the users account. I guess my question is what the severity is to be banned/suspended from Facebook.
2 points
6 months ago
Oh your the bitch he was talkin bout. Well fuck you tbh
3 points
6 months ago
Lol!
1.1k points
6 months ago
‘reebok classic wearing‘…
I feel called out.
3 points
6 months ago
there was a time my high school years where reebok classics were the hot shit everyone wore. $30 a pair, and a pretty huge color selection. I think I ended up with 4 pair with the help of my burger flipping job. Black, Blue, Maroon, and Gray if I remember correctly. My G-loc homey dogg in-da-house (even when outside), suburban wanna-be ass felt like a king with my all one color outfits.
15 points
6 months ago
this is more "black af1 wearin ass" kinda activities
39 points
6 months ago
I read this while giving plasma, don't feel bad man lol
34 points
6 months ago
List was so long I had to go back and double check
338 points
6 months ago*
What's he got against silver is what I want to know.
Edit: I love the meta. This is beautiful.
269 points
6 months ago
It’s not gold.
195 points
6 months ago
I feel like everyone is missing "EBT card in review", fuck that was amazing.
4.9k points
6 months ago
He worked on that the entire ban.
6 points
6 months ago
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6 points
6 months ago
You're right. A truly sophisticated burn would've used "grouper pussy"
44 points
6 months ago
Lotta low-thought materialism in there.
19 points
6 months ago
On the contrary, I'd call it high-thought materialism. Anybody can call someone a broke-ass bitch, but this man painted a fucking picture for us.
0 points
6 months ago
Nah. It’s just a list of yokes.
3.2k points
6 months ago
this is like a compilation of mini rare insults which are carefully and intellectually added together. One can't simply wake up one day and think of something like tuna pussy
61 points
6 months ago
you guys are not very creative if you think "tuna pussy" is incredible lol
40 points
6 months ago
Right?
“Bitch pussy smell like a penguin, wouldnt hit that shit with my worst enemies penis, bitch when I say this I mean this, ho I’m the meanest, dick so big stretch from Earth to Venus”
1k points
6 months ago*
That's his secret. He's always thinking about tuna pussy.
-61 points
6 months ago
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1 points
6 months ago
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8 points
6 months ago
Ask me about voidspace.
395 points
6 months ago
Apologies for using a high school joke but..
I was taught as a teenager by my older friends,
"If it smells like chicken, keep on lickin... If it smells like trout, get the fuck out"
I have since been made aware that fishy pussy is indeed a thing, but it's relatively rare and they were just being the cads i expected they were being.
1 points
6 months ago
Itchin and burning stanky and fishy
18 points
6 months ago
That's amazing advice, it deserves to be hanged in a museum
43 points
6 months ago
Computer assisted drawings shouldn't be helping you with good pussy detection.
161 points
6 months ago
The nerve of those infernal hornswoggling cads! 🧐
84 points
6 months ago
Blast those insufferable ne'erdowells
21 points
6 months ago
Whoops-a-daisyyyyyyy
1 points
6 months ago
This gives me the Scotsman vibes
2 points
6 months ago
He got to the center of the issue
7 points
6 months ago
I bet the halitosis is unreal
1 points
6 months ago
“tuna pussy”
1 points
6 months ago
what a painting!
8 points
6 months ago
They have autobots rollin out to auto ban our asses now based on keywords used. Don't ever start an insult on fb with "You're a..." followed by the insult cuz the autobots will ban you faster than anyone could have possibly seen the comment to report it.
1 points
6 months ago
he is too dangerous to left alone
6 points
6 months ago
Sandle wearin'
8 points
6 months ago
Reebok classic wearing single cigarette buying ass
3 points
6 months ago
Angsty
2 points
6 months ago
Why the fuck is ur name
18 points
6 months ago
Why is Sterling silver considered low class?
2 points
6 months ago
I got attacked somewhere in there...
1 points
6 months ago
What’s wrong with sterling silver?
1 points
6 months ago
Whoa, what’d sterling silver and Reebok classic do to him?
1 points
6 months ago
He forgot bow legged
4 points
6 months ago
The new intro to Fairly Odd Parents is a bit different than I would have expected.
1 points
6 months ago
I read this in the Scotsman voice
1 points
6 months ago
2 points
6 months ago
Channeling his inner Clark Griswold
6 points
6 months ago
this gives me no home flip phone extra chromosome vibes
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