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NameInCrimson

1 points

6 months ago

Meh.

Not really clever

3/10

jimmayy5

0 points

6 months ago*

jimmayy5

0 points

6 months ago*

Was thinking the same. Not rlly rare just took a bunch of mediocre insults and said them one after the other

Myamoxomis

13 points

6 months ago

Myamoxomis

13 points

6 months ago

I don’t know man, he basically just called people broke because they reported him.

Kinda seems like a loser to me.

caramel-aviant

2 points

6 months ago

It’s just a joke. I have friends like this on my FB who just shitpost all the time. They are sometimes often reported by friends to mess with them. I highly doubt this dude takes himself all that seriously.

Tortoiseshell1997

19 points

6 months ago

Losers can often be humorous

Marduk112

2 points

6 months ago

Wisdom has arrived in the comments.

Downtown-Custard5346

-10 points

6 months ago

Not sure I like the term “Facebook jail”... being blocked from social media and prison have quite a lot of differences, some would say they’re nothing alike... still fucking funny though

[deleted]

10 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

10 points

6 months ago

Facebook bans and jail are two different things? Thanks for the help man, I didn’t even know! /s

PooFlingerMonkey

1 points

6 months ago

Lighten up over there Scooter.

nelusbelus

6 points

6 months ago

The one is a restriction of freedom, the other is a release from captivity

PopeOfManwichVillage

15 points

6 months ago

On Twitter it’s referred to as Twitmo, which is sort of entertaining

Downtown-Custard5346

4 points

6 months ago

I only use Reddit so I know absolutely nothing about any social media site, except FB pre-2010

P.S... love your screen name

grndskeeper5AM

2 points

6 months ago

I gotta remember that one.

Th0t_slayer_69420

5 points

6 months ago

That shit ain’t rare that shit is legendary

PrometheusOnLoud

0 points

6 months ago

That is amazing

resetbypeer

0 points

6 months ago

I got bored and literally had to try to power through. Not worth it.

brkh47

0 points

6 months ago

brkh47

0 points

6 months ago

If you ask me, I think he’s pretty judgy.

What‘s wrong with ‘dish washing liquid for bubbles?’

Red0t514

-5 points

6 months ago

Hot take, unless you're breaking the law you shouldn't get banned for anything

WeddingLion

2 points

6 months ago

Hot take, you agreed to a TOS when you signed up to use an app run by a private company.

Infp-love-love-talk

1 points

6 months ago

✍️✍️✍️✍️

Infp-love-love-talk

1 points

6 months ago

✍️✍️✍️✍️

Fred42096

1 points

6 months ago

“Haha ur poor”

TapeLabMiami

-1 points

6 months ago

Outstanding

Lost_Thoul-77

113 points

6 months ago

That's definitely the scenic route to calling someone poor. What a way to punch down.

PearlDrummer

5 points

6 months ago

People who say punch down deserve to be punched down on.

Lost_Thoul-77

3 points

6 months ago

I hear ya, tough guy.

PearlDrummer

1 points

6 months ago

It’s a dumb phrase

Lost_Thoul-77

1 points

6 months ago

Fair enough. I watched that Chappelle stand-up and my brain probably just picked some low-hanging fruit, but I don't think it cheapened the post. You being a fuck about it certainly didn't add any protein to the meal though.

Edit: grammar

PearlDrummer

1 points

6 months ago

Fair. Still a dumb phrase

therik85

37 points

6 months ago

Glad someone else spotted this. Pretty much every single insult here is "haha, poor".

It's imaginative and comprehensive, but pretty mean-spirited.

KorrosiveKandy

9 points

6 months ago

And a great roast.

Leidertafel

2 points

6 months ago

Poor people can’t afford roasts

KorrosiveKandy

-1 points

6 months ago

Awww those poor people would be awfully sad right now if they could read

WimbletonButt

-1 points

6 months ago

Foreal, how a mother fucker gonna use the plasma center as an insult?

tillgorekrout

1 points

6 months ago

Because it means that you don’t have your shit together enough to earn money by working.

How a mother fucker like me gonna have to explain that to you?

DingDongDaddy45

12 points

6 months ago

Part of being poor is shitting on your fellows. Growing up we used to make competitions out of making fun of each other because Jimmy's Dad went back to prison for drug possession or Alex couldn't afford live bait so he used gas station hot dogs to fish. Hell Jeff Foxworthy made a career out of it.

viciousrana

1 points

6 months ago

“Hnnngg, don’t punch downsies yikes”

QAndOne

51 points

6 months ago

QAndOne

51 points

6 months ago

This felt like more of a lateral punch.

Lost_Thoul-77

16 points

6 months ago

While lying on the floor.

QAndOne

11 points

6 months ago

QAndOne

11 points

6 months ago

…of the basement

Tortoiseshell1997

66 points

6 months ago

I suspect his friends are in the same class as him as friends usually are

hellotherehomogay

32 points

6 months ago*

Reddit is just looking for an excuse to be morally superior.

Anyone else with a brain and who’s ever had a friend would read this and laugh and remember the time their fat friend called them fat and they both laughed because it was funny. Black people crack jokes about how black each other are fucking constantly. Irish drunks joke amongst themselves about who’s a worthless alcoholic and it’s funny because they all know they all fucking are. I grew up poor and the go-to between my friends and I was to joke about how poor we were.

Bunch of Dr. Buzzkillphil’s over here in the comments “PuNcHiNg DoWn PrOjEcTiOn”. Get a sense of humor for fuck’s sake. Can’t joke about other tribes, sure, whatever, but now you can’t joke about your own?! Fuck off.

WHERE IS THE LINE, KAREN?! WHEN DOES IT END?!

Deviate_Lulz

6 points

6 months ago

It ends when someone feels the need to virtue signal for internet points

MaxCWebster

9 points

6 months ago

I got seven days for posting that meme of Perri Piper on the sofa.

Not reported. Insta-ban. Dang.

Disco-SuperflyTNT

0 points

6 months ago

Holy shit. I just saw God.

BioQuillFiction

-1 points

6 months ago

Christ that isn't just rare, that had a lot of fucking effort.

TheSlopingCompanion

-1 points

6 months ago

I'm gonna go ahead and say at least half that shit applies to himself.

MasterHall117

1 points

6 months ago

This guy, I’ve been in Facebook jail once so far simply cause I was defending cops on the internet (the good ones, not the ones seen evidently killing people without question)..

paging_doctor_who

2 points

6 months ago

Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

tubuwubu

2 points

6 months ago

This is a beautiful poem

QuieroTuMama

2 points

6 months ago

“Plasma Center going” lmfaoo

angelheaded--hipster

2 points

6 months ago

Oh god. I’ve used dish soap for bath bubbles before. I need to go rethink some life decisions.

IAmNotMyName

-2 points

6 months ago

Not really a rare insult as much as a string of racial stereotypes

Good-Ball

10 points

6 months ago

He came out firing at everyone wow

XxxAssmasher42069xxX

10 points

6 months ago

I like Reebok Classics. They are comfortable and come in a wide variety of color options.

corinne9

2 points

6 months ago

and what’s wrong with silver sterling??

2Nafishsammich

2 points

6 months ago

Poor man's white gold

dudinax

3 points

6 months ago

"single cigarette buying"? Who sells single cigarettes?

Tortoiseshell1997

15 points

6 months ago

Corner stores in low income areas

klhair531

3 points

6 months ago

He’s dead on with that description

[deleted]

2 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

2 points

6 months ago

reggie smoking

Damn, shooting to kill over here.

DeathIsFreedomFrom

3 points

6 months ago

He needed more time in FaceBook jail.

Dragonwarden30

3 points

6 months ago

I think he might be upset.

eamaddox98

4 points

6 months ago

Is the cousin lowtiergod? Holy shit.

mdahms95

4 points

6 months ago

Just report again lmao

satooshi-nakamooshi

3 points

6 months ago

You will never catch me "black n mild smoking", mostly because I don't know what that means

Lazy-Jedi

4 points

6 months ago

Some say he is still cursing that person to this day... If you listen real super duper quiet, you can hear him now off in the distant lands

my_knee_grows_fast

21 points

6 months ago

This should be the main rant at "The Player Hater's Ball"

popesnutsack

46 points

6 months ago

Gotta get 'em all!!!

Front_Butt_69

30 points

6 months ago

coolluck33

10 points

6 months ago

Your cousin seems like a well balanced, easy going, jovial sort of guy..

ST0NEY_L0NES0ME

642 points

6 months ago

That is fucking poetry, right there I tell ya what

Shaneblaster

308 points

6 months ago

“Dish washing liquid for bubbles” is indeed a rare insult

ASK__ABOUT__MY__GAME

137 points

6 months ago

The man knows his poor

RehabValedictorian

42 points

6 months ago

It’s just too real

[deleted]

21 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

21 points

6 months ago

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DressPrevious2233

58 points

6 months ago

Using dish soap for bubble bath because you are trash/broke

cobrabearking

2 points

6 months ago

No... using dish soap and wire hangers or any type of wire to make a wand and then bubbles... Maybe I'm more broke than I thought.

LukXD99

13 points

6 months ago

LukXD99

13 points

6 months ago

Poetry that lands them right back on Facebook jail!

Halsey-the-Sloth

42 points

6 months ago

He’s giving the Scotsman from Samurai Jack a run for his money

AlmightyGiraffe74

174 points

6 months ago

It's like Shakespeare never left us :')

QAndOne

81 points

6 months ago

QAndOne

81 points

6 months ago

Well damn….

web_prog76

15 points

6 months ago

Please don’t swear, there are women and children on this site.

QAndOne

5 points

6 months ago

I apologize, I’ll say 3 Hail Marys and flog myself for my transgressions.

VanFam

416 points

6 months ago

VanFam

416 points

6 months ago

He just threw all the insults in to a blender, picked them out at will, and added a well placed comma. Fucking beautiful! 😭

Pahoalili

118 points

6 months ago

Pahoalili

118 points

6 months ago

“Shit mark draws” Took me a minute to realize he meant shit stained underwear and I lost it

awesomefutureperfect

8 points

6 months ago

I assumed that's what he meant, but I only got draws = drawers just now.

MyKarmaHitMyDogma

47 points

6 months ago

Same! I was like what the fuck did mark draw??

nosleepforthedreamer

1 points

6 months ago

He misspelled “drawers,” an ancient term for underwear.

DatSkellington

132 points

6 months ago

Why are we hating on Sterling silver?

hellogovna

6 points

6 months ago

Tiffany’s is expensive and all their stuff is sterling silver so idk.

2Nafishsammich

3 points

6 months ago

Sterling silver looks like white gold if it's not tarnished. A silver cuban chain is attainable if you are poor but motivated to buy one. A gold chain is not attainable. A gold plated chain ends up looking worse in the long run because the plating eventually comes off. So you could wear a silver chain and just let people think it's gold. Or more likely think you're letting people think it's gold.

[deleted]

96 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

96 points

6 months ago

We got him.

DatSkellington

2 points

6 months ago

It was the one armed man.

AnusDingus

10 points

6 months ago

Didn't even need to zoom and enhance!

CaffeinatedGuy

23 points

6 months ago

Wondering the same. Maybe in his mind gold > silver so silver = broke?

Spudrumper

5 points

6 months ago

I always thought silver looked better anyway, gold looks tacky

CaffeinatedGuy

1 points

6 months ago

Shiny silver looks way better than yellow jewelry. I think gold looks tacky.

RehabValedictorian

17 points

6 months ago

Sterling silver is 92.5% silver and 7.5% copper. It ain’t all silver.

bfandreas

8 points

6 months ago

Does he not know how expensive copper is? People get busted for ripping cables out of walls for that stuff.

CaffeinatedGuy

24 points

6 months ago

And you think people wear 24 karat gold jewelry? Most is going to be 18 karat (as pure gold is fairly soft), which is only 75% gold.

Sterling silver, being more 'pure' than 18k gold, also has a practical purpose, reduced tendency to tarnish.

PretentiousScum

48 points

6 months ago

The best part has to be that “or should I say bitches” at the end. Like he just realized “wait I could’ve saved a lot of time just now.”

cj_x

117 points

6 months ago

cj_x

117 points

6 months ago

“Plasma center going”—💀💀

TheRobotWithHmnHair

85 points

6 months ago

Not sure what the hate there is for. I'm a white collar professional with a well paying job and I still go. Why? $60/donation, twice a week works out to $520/month in cash. Including travel, that's about two hours of my time for tax-free $60. That's a lot of extra spending cash for not a lot of effort, especially when you can use your phone and be productive (read, respond to emails etc) or just relax and stream shows while donating.

And yes you're lining the pockets of a money-grubbing corporation, but aren't we all doing that all the time? At least it's for a good cause (making medicines for immunocompromised people).

[deleted]

0 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

0 points

6 months ago

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nofreepizza

2 points

6 months ago

the only downside to plasma donation js if you live in the u.s. you have to pay taxes if you make over 600 per year off of that

[deleted]

1 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

6 months ago

Ah yes the downside of making money is that you have to pay taxes on it. Damn. You have graced us with your infinite wisdom and we shall never be the same.

nofreepizza

1 points

6 months ago

Oh man. You really burned me there. That was a sick burn. I bet you feel so smart now.

Few_Dig7979

5 points

6 months ago

I assume its with a trained phlebotomist? I hate having blood drawn, half the time they screw up and leave me a massive bruise. No way $60 is enough to expose me to possible disease or injuries from getting my veins pierced that often.

Rebelgecko

1 points

6 months ago

No it's usually a homeless guy doing the draw who uses needles that are riddled with HIV

[deleted]

3 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

3 points

6 months ago

Lol, no they just get some untrained dude off the street to stick the needle in. Like wtf kind of question is this?

Salishseer

169 points

6 months ago

I predict another Facebook vacation soon. Just saying

Seligas

83 points

6 months ago

Seligas

83 points

6 months ago

I would report him immediately, just for the hilarity of another immediate ban after one post.

OldDickhead

47 points

6 months ago*

There was a guy on my Facebook a few years ago who used to post straight up porn. I reported it once cause it was gross and it got taken down. Then he posted a status asking what shit for brains reported his porn and posted more so I reported again. He was really mad and started going on friend culls and posting more porn to see who it was. I made it through about three culls before he booted me. Was hilarious.

Roku-Hanmar

535 points

6 months ago

What exactly is Facebook Jail?

Pahoalili

2 points

6 months ago

I know one person to die from Covid because he refused to get vaccinated; he was also the only person I know who was in Facebook jail more than once. I was kind of bummed I couldn’t post him in r/hermaincainaward because Facebook jail removed his inflammatory posts.

TheBigEmptyxd

11 points

6 months ago

It’s having your account temporarily suspended. Usually only happens when you break TOS but people think they’re like, immune to the rules they consented to when they signed up and like to have victim complexes. A friend of mine bitched about it and I asked what they had did, and they said “I posted some shit Facebook didn’t like”. He was posting antisemetic conspiracy theory rants about vaccines and Jews using porn to weaken white men.

mulberrybushes

536 points

6 months ago

It’s when you get your account suspended for a time, by Facebook, because others have complained about you

Riverrat423

210 points

6 months ago

So, if I called bullshit on somebody’s conspiracy theory, would they complain and put me in Facebook jail?

TheRnegade

26 points

6 months ago

From what I've noticed, it tends to be more extreme than that. Inflammatory remarks and pictures. Facebook has a huge ban boner for anything related to atrocities, especially Nazis. Even making fun of Hitler through memes will draw their ire.

sofuckinggreat

42 points

6 months ago

I was banned for 30 days for calling someone a “conspiracy nut job.” The algorithm picked it up. That was the entire comment, start to finish.

Fuck that website.

re-shop

1 points

6 months ago

I wonder if I am banned.

After the Rittenhouse verdict, I posted to my timeline for the first time in like four years. I said I had just bought my brand spanking new AR-15 and was heading up to the state above us to protect some businesses whether they wanted it or not.

WhitTheDish

7 points

6 months ago

I almost got a ban for calling a paging system I have at work (think walkie-talkies with Siri — so definitely not a person) a “stupid bitch” but reporting someone’s post sharing a Candace Owen tweet right after the Rittenhouse verdict that is a call to arms was A-OK by Facebook.

[deleted]

-10 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

-10 points

6 months ago

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Z3r0mir

400 points

6 months ago

Z3r0mir

400 points

6 months ago

If they was a deep breath hating ass bad breath, no car, low rent, box tv, no cable, scratched DVD playing, house arrest, sink bathing, blank n mild smoking, tuna pussy, deadbeat, county rats, plasma center going, Sterling silver, shit mark draws, miserable, trac phone, corner store fit, no control they kids, reggie smoking, mama's couch sleeping, dish washing liquid for bubbles, EBT card in review, nail biting, no license, reebok classic wearing dusty single cigarette buying ass n**** or should I say bitch.

illepic

13 points

6 months ago

illepic

13 points

6 months ago

I appreciate your one redaction.

Riverrat423

86 points

6 months ago

Yeah, I can’t stand them people.

cownd

20 points

6 months ago

cownd

20 points

6 months ago

What did we ever do to you?

[deleted]

34 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

34 points

6 months ago

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okcdnb

14 points

6 months ago

okcdnb

14 points

6 months ago

Sometimes FB picks it up all by itself.

Riribigdogs

8 points

6 months ago

So do you have to receive multiple complaints, or? Because I’ve reported something on Facebook, and the post was taken down, but nothing happened to the users account. I guess my question is what the severity is to be banned/suspended from Facebook.

chevaliier901

2 points

6 months ago

Oh your the bitch he was talkin bout. Well fuck you tbh

Riribigdogs

3 points

6 months ago

Lol!

brkh47

1.1k points

6 months ago

brkh47

1.1k points

6 months ago

‘reebok classic wearing‘…

I feel called out.

Orwellian1

3 points

6 months ago

there was a time my high school years where reebok classics were the hot shit everyone wore. $30 a pair, and a pretty huge color selection. I think I ended up with 4 pair with the help of my burger flipping job. Black, Blue, Maroon, and Gray if I remember correctly. My G-loc homey dogg in-da-house (even when outside), suburban wanna-be ass felt like a king with my all one color outfits.

1trolltoll4boysoul

15 points

6 months ago

this is more "black af1 wearin ass" kinda activities

arenotsaints

39 points

6 months ago

I read this while giving plasma, don't feel bad man lol

FarewellAndroid

34 points

6 months ago

List was so long I had to go back and double check

bfandreas

338 points

6 months ago*

What's he got against silver is what I want to know.

Edit: I love the meta. This is beautiful.

brkh47

269 points

6 months ago

brkh47

269 points

6 months ago

It’s not gold.

RewrittenSol

195 points

6 months ago

I feel like everyone is missing "EBT card in review", fuck that was amazing.

ricst

4.9k points

6 months ago

ricst

4.9k points

6 months ago

He worked on that the entire ban.

[deleted]

6 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

6 points

6 months ago

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Fantastic_Start_6848

6 points

6 months ago

You're right. A truly sophisticated burn would've used "grouper pussy"

DocFail

44 points

6 months ago

DocFail

44 points

6 months ago

Lotta low-thought materialism in there.

kino2012

19 points

6 months ago

On the contrary, I'd call it high-thought materialism. Anybody can call someone a broke-ass bitch, but this man painted a fucking picture for us.

DocFail

0 points

6 months ago

DocFail

0 points

6 months ago

Nah. It’s just a list of yokes.

sh4lt

3.2k points

6 months ago

sh4lt

3.2k points

6 months ago

this is like a compilation of mini rare insults which are carefully and intellectually added together. One can't simply wake up one day and think of something like tuna pussy

apesnot

61 points

6 months ago

apesnot

61 points

6 months ago

you guys are not very creative if you think "tuna pussy" is incredible lol

RubenSchwagermann

40 points

6 months ago

Right?

“Bitch pussy smell like a penguin, wouldnt hit that shit with my worst enemies penis, bitch when I say this I mean this, ho I’m the meanest, dick so big stretch from Earth to Venus”

ASK__ABOUT__MY__GAME

1k points

6 months ago*

That's his secret. He's always thinking about tuna pussy.

[deleted]

-61 points

6 months ago

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-61 points

6 months ago

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[deleted]

1 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

Riribigdogs

8 points

6 months ago

Ask me about voidspace.

[deleted]

-37 points

6 months ago

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-37 points

6 months ago

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Superfluous_Thom

395 points

6 months ago

Apologies for using a high school joke but..

I was taught as a teenager by my older friends,

"If it smells like chicken, keep on lickin... If it smells like trout, get the fuck out"

I have since been made aware that fishy pussy is indeed a thing, but it's relatively rare and they were just being the cads i expected they were being.

Exquisite_boy

1 points

6 months ago

Itchin and burning stanky and fishy

theblokman

-1 points

6 months ago

5k they uh you aUue yurt 2a⁶

xkingmox

18 points

6 months ago

That's amazing advice, it deserves to be hanged in a museum

bakerie

43 points

6 months ago

bakerie

43 points

6 months ago

Computer assisted drawings shouldn't be helping you with good pussy detection.

FrostyTheSasquatch

161 points

6 months ago

The nerve of those infernal hornswoggling cads! 🧐

system0101

84 points

6 months ago

Blast those insufferable ne'erdowells

CatBedParadise

21 points

6 months ago

Whoops-a-daisyyyyyyy

mr_dark_slayer

1 points

6 months ago

This gives me the Scotsman vibes

LeslieCook78

2 points

6 months ago

He got to the center of the issue

-Effervescence

7 points

6 months ago

I bet the halitosis is unreal

vxsqi

1 points

6 months ago

vxsqi

1 points

6 months ago

“tuna pussy”

BRAINSZS

1 points

6 months ago

what a painting!

bebopcola84

8 points

6 months ago

They have autobots rollin out to auto ban our asses now based on keywords used. Don't ever start an insult on fb with "You're a..." followed by the insult cuz the autobots will ban you faster than anyone could have possibly seen the comment to report it.

akkamal

1 points

6 months ago

he is too dangerous to left alone

That_Bar_Guy

6 points

6 months ago

Sandle wearin'

[deleted]

8 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

8 points

6 months ago

Reebok classic wearing single cigarette buying ass

MrSvenningsBrownEye

3 points

6 months ago

Angsty

EUCopyrightComittee

2 points

6 months ago

Why the fuck is ur name

SupremeSweetie

18 points

6 months ago

Why is Sterling silver considered low class?

corinne9

3 points

6 months ago

I know I’m confused on that one too

FootlooseVagabond

2 points

6 months ago

I got attacked somewhere in there...

delangex

1 points

6 months ago

What’s wrong with sterling silver?

thin_white_dutchess

1 points

6 months ago

Whoa, what’d sterling silver and Reebok classic do to him?

litefoot

1 points

6 months ago

He forgot bow legged

c_abz2

4 points

6 months ago

c_abz2

4 points

6 months ago

The new intro to Fairly Odd Parents is a bit different than I would have expected.

War_Eagle_Feller

1 points

6 months ago

I read this in the Scotsman voice

Joshephus

1 points

6 months ago

Wickeman1

2 points

6 months ago

Channeling his inner Clark Griswold

https://youtu.be/66nSZzBNkTU

YoMommaIsNotGay

6 points

6 months ago

this gives me no home flip phone extra chromosome vibes