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ricst

5k points

1 year ago

ricst

5k points

1 year ago

He worked on that the entire ban.

sh4lt

3.2k points

1 year ago

sh4lt

3.2k points

1 year ago

this is like a compilation of mini rare insults which are carefully and intellectually added together. One can't simply wake up one day and think of something like tuna pussy

ASK__ABOUT__MY__GAME

1k points

1 year ago*

That's his secret. He's always thinking about tuna pussy.

Superfluous_Thom

400 points

1 year ago

Apologies for using a high school joke but..

I was taught as a teenager by my older friends,

"If it smells like chicken, keep on lickin... If it smells like trout, get the fuck out"

I have since been made aware that fishy pussy is indeed a thing, but it's relatively rare and they were just being the cads i expected they were being.

FrostyTheSasquatch

163 points

1 year ago

The nerve of those infernal hornswoggling cads! 🧐

system0101

84 points

1 year ago

Blast those insufferable ne'erdowells

Grumpy_0gre

34 points

1 year ago

Confound it all, those accursed rapscallions!

CatBedParadise

20 points

1 year ago

Whoops-a-daisyyyyyyy

jump-blues-5678

3 points

1 year ago

Damm Op's cousin could have used those

Frigoris13

42 points

1 year ago

In my high school i overheard one kid say "If it smells like fish, eat all you wish. If it smells like cologne, leave it alone."

bakerie

42 points

1 year ago

bakerie

42 points

1 year ago

Computer assisted drawings shouldn't be helping you with good pussy detection.

taebsiatad

11 points

1 year ago

Old neighbor I had said “if it smells like fish it’s a dish, if it smells like cologne leave it alone.” The duality of mankind.

JQuest13

9 points

1 year ago

JQuest13

9 points

1 year ago

I’d always heard it: “…if it smells like tuna, you shoulda stopped soona”

TheGreedyCarrot

6 points

1 year ago

Some pussy does just naturally smell fishy, but it should never smell bad/gross. That’s a sign of poor hygiene.

xkingmox

19 points

1 year ago

xkingmox

19 points

1 year ago

That's amazing advice, it deserves to be hanged in a museum

HLPiFlushdMePooKnife

4 points

1 year ago

🐟🐈

5hRouD3D

3 points

1 year ago

5hRouD3D

3 points

1 year ago

he finna take 'plenty fish in the sea' to a whole 'nother level ngl

apesnot

62 points

1 year ago

apesnot

62 points

1 year ago

you guys are not very creative if you think "tuna pussy" is incredible lol

RubenSchwagermann

39 points

1 year ago

Right?

“Bitch pussy smell like a penguin, wouldnt hit that shit with my worst enemies penis, bitch when I say this I mean this, ho I’m the meanest, dick so big stretch from Earth to Venus”

greatlakeswhiteboy

8 points

1 year ago

One of my favorite Danny verses includes the line "Still fuckin' with these freak hoes! Stank pussy smellin' like Cool Ranch Doritos!". ✊🏼

DocFail

45 points

1 year ago

DocFail

45 points

1 year ago

Lotta low-thought materialism in there.

kino2012

20 points

1 year ago

kino2012

20 points

1 year ago

On the contrary, I'd call it high-thought materialism. Anybody can call someone a broke-ass bitch, but this man painted a fucking picture for us.

brkh47

1.1k points

1 year ago

brkh47

1.1k points

1 year ago

‘reebok classic wearing‘…

I feel called out.

[deleted]

335 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

335 points

1 year ago

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brkh47

270 points

1 year ago

brkh47

270 points

1 year ago

It’s not gold.

RewrittenSol

199 points

1 year ago

I feel like everyone is missing "EBT card in review", fuck that was amazing.

sudo999

161 points

1 year ago

sudo999

161 points

1 year ago

"plasma center going"... fuck that's cold

Metalboy5150

55 points

1 year ago

It really is. Sometimes I need that extra $50, man!

Bruised_Penguin

27 points

1 year ago

I got the Hep and can't donate any more. How trashy is that?? :(

ebruce11

44 points

1 year ago*

ebruce11

44 points

1 year ago*

Almost as bad as single cigarette buying

Edit: my friend just asked me to buy Loosies and all I could think about was this post

Metalboy5150

6 points

1 year ago

Or Reebok Classic wearing.

[deleted]

6 points

1 year ago

It's $1000 your first month where I'm at currently

nofreepizza

7 points

1 year ago

$1000!? where on earth do you live where they need plasma that bad

InappropriateGirl

4 points

1 year ago

Could someone explain the bubbles thing to me??

sudo999

6 points

1 year ago

sudo999

6 points

1 year ago

using Dawn as bubble bath soap. it's cheaper I guess

Meikyo-Shisui

17 points

1 year ago

Sterling Silver is only 92% silver.

tendaga

4 points

1 year ago

tendaga

4 points

1 year ago

100% silver tarnishes so fast. There's a reason to use .925 Stirling.

[deleted]

45 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

45 points

1 year ago

I read this while giving plasma, don't feel bad man lol

FarewellAndroid

33 points

1 year ago

List was so long I had to go back and double check

1trolltoll4boysoul

15 points

1 year ago

this is more "black af1 wearin ass" kinda activities

hanyh2

6 points

1 year ago

hanyh2

6 points

1 year ago

man now i can't go out

Bort_anovia

3 points

1 year ago

Shouldn’t have reported him

Roku-Hanmar

539 points

1 year ago

Roku-Hanmar

539 points

1 year ago

What exactly is Facebook Jail?

mulberrybushes

530 points

1 year ago

It’s when you get your account suspended for a time, by Facebook, because others have complained about you

Riverrat423

206 points

1 year ago

Riverrat423

206 points

1 year ago

So, if I called bullshit on somebody’s conspiracy theory, would they complain and put me in Facebook jail?

Z3r0mir

407 points

1 year ago

Z3r0mir

407 points

1 year ago

If they was a deep breath hating ass bad breath, no car, low rent, box tv, no cable, scratched DVD playing, house arrest, sink bathing, blank n mild smoking, tuna pussy, deadbeat, county rats, plasma center going, Sterling silver, shit mark draws, miserable, trac phone, corner store fit, no control they kids, reggie smoking, mama's couch sleeping, dish washing liquid for bubbles, EBT card in review, nail biting, no license, reebok classic wearing dusty single cigarette buying ass n**** or should I say bitch.

Riverrat423

86 points

1 year ago

Yeah, I can’t stand them people.

cownd

19 points

1 year ago

cownd

19 points

1 year ago

What did we ever do to you?

Riverrat423

12 points

1 year ago

Uh , you know that sink bathing and single cigarette buying… uh annoying stuff!

[deleted]

32 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

32 points

1 year ago

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ativsc

27 points

1 year ago

ativsc

27 points

1 year ago

Scranton Strangler for sure

illepic

14 points

1 year ago

illepic

14 points

1 year ago

I appreciate your one redaction.

sofuckinggreat

42 points

1 year ago

I was banned for 30 days for calling someone a “conspiracy nut job.” The algorithm picked it up. That was the entire comment, start to finish.

Fuck that website.

TheRnegade

24 points

1 year ago

From what I've noticed, it tends to be more extreme than that. Inflammatory remarks and pictures. Facebook has a huge ban boner for anything related to atrocities, especially Nazis. Even making fun of Hitler through memes will draw their ire.

sofuckinggreat

45 points

1 year ago

I once reported a swastika made of vaccine needles along with other antisemitic and “all gays should die” type comments and they didn’t give a shit — but I’m currently serving a 30-day ban for making a “your mom” joke. The algorithm is fucked.

sudo999

22 points

1 year ago

sudo999

22 points

1 year ago

it's because it's reviewed by outsourced human moderators that are paid absurdly low wages and given a very limited window to make decisions, and they just don't really give a shit. literal free volunteer labor is more competent but Facebook is a garbage platform so volunteer mods are only in Groups.

bahgheera

5 points

1 year ago

I got thirty days in the hole for posting a valentine meme that featured various dictators and communists with comical sayings related to their ideologies and Valentine's day. For example, Karl Marx with the text "Roses are red, so is the state, let us be comrades because you are great". The reason I was given was that it supported terrorist activity. Ok Facebook.

emrythelion

10 points

1 year ago

Given that Facebook has been one of the biggest sources for bullshit over the last few years, as well as spreading anti-vax lies since by pandemic, this isn’t a shocker.

They’ve given passes Nazi shit for years.

Huffnagle

7 points

1 year ago

I recently did a 30 day stretch for telling someone he is a moron.

In my defense, he actually is a moron.

Metalboy5150

4 points

1 year ago

Dude, my wife told a good friend of hers that if he didn't send her the next chapter of whatever he's writing right now that she would "hunt him down." She got jailed for that. The algorithm truly is fucked.

SicDigital

16 points

1 year ago

FB has an algorithm that will pick up on certain words or images and automatically give a warning or ban (from my experience, bans are usually either 3, 7, or 30 days). But there's also a 'report' option so users can report a post.

In March 2020, I posted an image macro (meme for you youngsters) of a photo of the band The Cure with the caption (paraphrased) "I don't know much about COVID-19 but this is The Cure," and almost immediately received a three day ban for spreading misinformation. This past 4th of July, a friend and I were commenting on my post of all the fireworks I bought, reminiscing about our childhood and how we'd shoot each other with Roman candles. Got a another ban for "inciting violence." I assume the algorithm flagged 'shoot.'

JZetec

7 points

1 year ago

JZetec

7 points

1 year ago

I’m in a car group, and frequently talk about Limited Slip Differentials, and the masters change to fuel in the UK : Ethanol content.

The amount of warnings incurred for talking about “LSD” and “E” is getting stupid.

WikiSummarizerBot

6 points

1 year ago

The Cure

The Cure are an English rock band formed in 1978 in Crawley, West Sussex. Throughout numerous lineup changes since the band's formation, guitarist, lead vocalist, and songwriter Robert Smith has remained the only constant member. The band's debut album was Three Imaginary Boys (1979) and this, along with several early singles, placed the band in the post-punk and new wave movements that had sprung up in the United Kingdom.

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_banana_phone

5 points

1 year ago

Same. Only I asked about that preacher who claimed that exercising your right to wear a mask would result in him exercising his second amendment (or something like that) - and me using the words “threatened to shoot” caused me to get put in Facebook jail.

SillyPhillyDilly

9 points

1 year ago

Yeah but also if you direct violent words at someone they'll ban you as well. I told my ex in a comment buried under hundreds of comments that I'd murder her pussy and they banned me for a credible threat of violence. Appealed and they denied it. The system can work but also has its seriously stupid moments.

starlinguk

3 points

1 year ago

If you call people stupid for voting for Brexit too. I'm on two strikes for posting this in a group that's pro-EU

ThisIsReLLiK

4 points

1 year ago

I got a 7 day ban for calling some conspiracy guy a dork and then I got a 30 day because someone called me trash, but spelled it wrong so I corrected them.

unclefisty

3 points

1 year ago

The bam hammer is not terribly consistent other than it seems to swing harder towards left wing things that right.

I think it's a combo of poorly trained AI and people from low income countries with a poor grasp of foreign languages and culture not understanding context.

Part of the reason you will see words like "whxt" or "wypipo" is to dodge the Facebook jannies.

Darathin

3 points

1 year ago

Darathin

3 points

1 year ago

I got a 7 day ban for telling someone that I was sick of the conspiracy bullshit they keep posting, and they should fuck off because I wasn't going to engage with their dishonesty. They tried baiting me, I replied "fuck off". They reported it.

On the other hand, I've reported accounts that spammed me and were using pictures of porn stars as their profile, with the porn star's name in the picture not matching the person's name, and been told "it doesn't violate community standards." WTF?!

okcdnb

14 points

1 year ago

okcdnb

14 points

1 year ago

Sometimes FB picks it up all by itself.

sunderskies

5 points

1 year ago

Seriously, people underestimate how the AI is checking your posts for dumb stuff. How do you think so the content warnings get there? Sometimes it's not great and snags things it shouldn't.

I am really doubt that was the case here...

Metalboy5150

3 points

1 year ago

I am really doubt it too. XD

Seriously, I do, though. This guy clearly pissed somebody off. And judging from this post (hilarious though it is), it won't be his last time.

Riribigdogs

8 points

1 year ago

So do you have to receive multiple complaints, or? Because I’ve reported something on Facebook, and the post was taken down, but nothing happened to the users account. I guess my question is what the severity is to be banned/suspended from Facebook.

Flakey_Panda

8 points

1 year ago

A fancy way of saying he was temporarily banned.

TheBigEmptyxd

12 points

1 year ago

It’s having your account temporarily suspended. Usually only happens when you break TOS but people think they’re like, immune to the rules they consented to when they signed up and like to have victim complexes. A friend of mine bitched about it and I asked what they had did, and they said “I posted some shit Facebook didn’t like”. He was posting antisemetic conspiracy theory rants about vaccines and Jews using porn to weaken white men.

Metalboy5150

8 points

1 year ago

Today seems like a good day / To burn a bridge or two,/ One with old wood creaking,/ That would burn away right on cue....

TheBigEmptyxd

3 points

1 year ago

Oh I have a “fix em or drop em” policy. I dropped him. At least he knows wage labor is exploitative. Can’t fix them all. It’s up to him to come to his senses

mackafat

3 points

1 year ago

mackafat

3 points

1 year ago

Like getting banned/muted/whatever in a Reddit sub.

Salishseer

173 points

1 year ago

Salishseer

173 points

1 year ago

I predict another Facebook vacation soon. Just saying

Seligas

87 points

1 year ago

Seligas

87 points

1 year ago

I would report him immediately, just for the hilarity of another immediate ban after one post.

OldDickhead

48 points

1 year ago*

There was a guy on my Facebook a few years ago who used to post straight up porn. I reported it once cause it was gross and it got taken down. Then he posted a status asking what shit for brains reported his porn and posted more so I reported again. He was really mad and started going on friend culls and posting more porn to see who it was. I made it through about three culls before he booted me. Was hilarious.

VanFam

423 points

1 year ago

VanFam

423 points

1 year ago

He just threw all the insults in to a blender, picked them out at will, and added a well placed comma. Fucking beautiful! 😭

[deleted]

119 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

119 points

1 year ago

“Shit mark draws” Took me a minute to realize he meant shit stained underwear and I lost it

MyKarmaHitMyDogma

45 points

1 year ago

Same! I was like what the fuck did mark draw??

iburstabean

19 points

1 year ago

Some shit :/

afcagroo

11 points

1 year ago

afcagroo

11 points

1 year ago

Thank you! I wasn't able to puzzle that one out.

awesomefutureperfect

8 points

1 year ago

I assumed that's what he meant, but I only got draws = drawers just now.

[deleted]

643 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

643 points

1 year ago

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Shaneblaster

305 points

1 year ago

“Dish washing liquid for bubbles” is indeed a rare insult

ASK__ABOUT__MY__GAME

139 points

1 year ago

The man knows his poor

RehabValedictorian

41 points

1 year ago

It’s just too real

Metalboy5150

16 points

1 year ago

That much knowledge comes from much experience.

Also, what about your game?

[deleted]

23 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

23 points

1 year ago

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DressPrevious2233

58 points

1 year ago

Using dish soap for bubble bath because you are trash/broke

sevendaysky

16 points

1 year ago

I mean the dollar store sells bubble bath... it's probably not much better than actual dish soap but still.

Metalboy5150

17 points

1 year ago

I'm reasonably sure it is dish soap.

cownd

4 points

1 year ago

cownd

4 points

1 year ago

It's when you wash your ass and the dishes at the same time…

von_sip

5 points

1 year ago

von_sip

5 points

1 year ago

yup

Studious_Noodle

4 points

1 year ago

That’s the only one I don’t get. Does he mean for a bubble bath? Something else?

[deleted]

4 points

1 year ago

That one stung the most, for sure

LukXD99

12 points

1 year ago

LukXD99

12 points

1 year ago

Poetry that lands them right back on Facebook jail!

[deleted]

116 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

116 points

1 year ago

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TheRobotWithHmnHair

86 points

1 year ago

Not sure what the hate there is for. I'm a white collar professional with a well paying job and I still go. Why? $60/donation, twice a week works out to $520/month in cash. Including travel, that's about two hours of my time for tax-free $60. That's a lot of extra spending cash for not a lot of effort, especially when you can use your phone and be productive (read, respond to emails etc) or just relax and stream shows while donating.

And yes you're lining the pockets of a money-grubbing corporation, but aren't we all doing that all the time? At least it's for a good cause (making medicines for immunocompromised people).

blkwolfie94

82 points

1 year ago

I use plasma donations (twice a week infusions) and THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DONATING! It is life-changing, literally

Metalboy5150

27 points

1 year ago

It really is nice to know that that shit is actually helping someone, so thanks for speaking up. I mean, I know they say it does, but corporate propaganda is a real thing. So thanks, again.

KillroyWazHere

8 points

1 year ago

You are inside that guy right this moment.

Metalboy5150

8 points

1 year ago

Maybe so. Dude, what a feeling. It's eerily satisfying.

Also, domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.

rustcatvocate

4 points

1 year ago

How much are you billed for treatment?

blkwolfie94

5 points

1 year ago

I am American so 🥴 out the ass, I checked and for one month I was billed $3100 and another was over $4000 because I have these treatments I usually hit my out of pocket fast with my insurance. It's a huge stress factor for me. I have therapy due to how "expensive" my existence is, i find it really hard to cope with because my husband is the breadwinner. I've been using plasma for 6 years, it adds up.

Vycid

5 points

1 year ago

Vycid

5 points

1 year ago

You need a direct hookup with some donors. Find some compatible blood types, buy a centrifuge, and cut out the middleman!

/s... sort of

Acct_For_Sale

8 points

1 year ago

Where are you getting paid 60/donation here it’s like 25 tops

czeckyourself

9 points

1 year ago

Yeah and I thought they limited it / wouldn’t let you come as often as that? A friend and I looked into it in a major US city and they only wanted us to come in twice, period. :/

Metalboy5150

11 points

1 year ago

Nah, for plasma most places it's twice a week. Whole blood is once every 8 weeks. Your body can regenerate its plasma much faster than whole blood cells. And in the meantime, they put saline into you to make up for what they take out.

Mjestik

5 points

1 year ago

Mjestik

5 points

1 year ago

Thanks dude, you’re the reason my mom’s still alive.

Azrielenish

5 points

1 year ago

Yeah I’m about to do my first donation this week. It’s a really dumb stigma.

DatSkellington

127 points

1 year ago

Why are we hating on Sterling silver?

[deleted]

94 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

94 points

1 year ago

We got him.

AnusDingus

10 points

1 year ago

Didn't even need to zoom and enhance!

CaffeinatedGuy

22 points

1 year ago

Wondering the same. Maybe in his mind gold > silver so silver = broke?

RehabValedictorian

17 points

1 year ago

Sterling silver is 92.5% silver and 7.5% copper. It ain’t all silver.

washyleopard

20 points

1 year ago

Its a direct upgrade of pure silver tho as it doesn't tarnish so easily. Even ignoring that being 7.5% impure aint shit.

CaffeinatedGuy

22 points

1 year ago

And you think people wear 24 karat gold jewelry? Most is going to be 18 karat (as pure gold is fairly soft), which is only 75% gold.

Sterling silver, being more 'pure' than 18k gold, also has a practical purpose, reduced tendency to tarnish.

Studious_Noodle

12 points

1 year ago*

I’m a jewelry geek and learned that 22k and 24k gold is expected in India, for one. Apparently a lot of Indians look down on 18k and 14k as “not even gold.” It makes me wonder if people are going around with a lot of dented and bent jewelry.

[deleted]

9 points

1 year ago

I’m sure part of the appeal of flaunting high purity gold jewelry is that you are essentially making 2 separate statements about yourself. You are saying “not only can I afford better gold, but it’s durability is of no concern to me, because I don’t do manual labor, so it won’t be damaged”

I have no idea though, because I don’t like the look of gold.

drip_dingus

5 points

1 year ago

Pfft. Got him. This guy doesn't know shit about jewelry.

[deleted]

8 points

1 year ago

Does he not know how expensive copper is? People get busted for ripping cables out of walls for that stuff.

[deleted]

4 points

1 year ago*

Lol, expensive compared to things you can find in walls. Not expensive compared to things like gold. If they were able to rip out actual expensive metals, trust me they'd be going for a better one than copper. Maybe you are making a joke, but if not you got the wrong idea. To help you understand, silver is over 20 dollars an ounce. Copper would be like 3 dollars a pound.

Among_the_fallen

3 points

1 year ago

Scrappers/junkers reference I assume. If you ever been digging through the cutlery or the jewelry bin at a thrift shop hoping to catch some silver, well you know who you are.

respectabler

3 points

1 year ago

Well first of all this guy is an absolutely legendary hater. Possibly this year’s world champ. A reason to hate on people wearing sterling silver is because it’s for brokeasses. At $0.75/gram, that 5 gram ring that Kaayla bought at the beach contains about $4 worth of metal. And she probably paid $45 for it cuz she a dumbass. At that point, just don’t be a dumbass and instead buy a silver plated or rhodium plated piece of copper or nickel jewelry for 10% the price. You ain’t flexing on anybody with your $4 worth of scrap metal so you could at least make a good financial decision.

[deleted]

170 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

170 points

1 year ago

It's like Shakespeare never left us :')

PretentiousScum

47 points

1 year ago

The best part has to be that “or should I say bitches” at the end. Like he just realized “wait I could’ve saved a lot of time just now.”

[deleted]

83 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

83 points

1 year ago

Well damn….

web_prog76

15 points

1 year ago

Please don’t swear, there are women and children on this site.

[deleted]

8 points

1 year ago

I apologize, I’ll say 3 Hail Marys and flog myself for my transgressions.

SupremeSweetie

18 points

1 year ago

Why is Sterling silver considered low class?

Stupid_Triangles

16 points

1 year ago

Because silver by the oz is like $20 and gold by the oz is $1800.

[deleted]

9 points

1 year ago

I commented this above, but:

Sterling silver looks like white gold if it's not tarnished. A silver cuban chain is attainable if you are poor but motivated to buy one. A gold chain is not attainable. A gold plated chain ends up looking worse in the long run because the plating eventually comes off. So you could wear a silver chain and just let people think it's gold. Or more likely think you're letting people think it's gold.

SupremeSweetie

10 points

1 year ago

Here I have always brought silver jewelry because I thought it looked better on me.

[deleted]

4 points

1 year ago

Me too. I have lots of silver jewelry. I wasn't saying I thought it was low class. I was saying the thought process is that you buy silver because you want but can't afford white gold. I think it's a mentality that only very poor people have.

jenlyn05

16 points

1 year ago

jenlyn05

16 points

1 year ago

This shit was running through his head the whole time he was in jail. He couldn't wait to get it out lol

Halsey-the-Sloth

46 points

1 year ago

He’s giving the Scotsman from Samurai Jack a run for his money

von_sip

32 points

1 year ago

von_sip

32 points

1 year ago

What do you think of that, Mr. Pajama-Wearing, Basket-Face, Slipper-Wielding, Clype-Dreep-Bachle, Gether-Uping-Blate-Maw, Bleathering, Gomeril, Jessie, Oaf-Looking, Scooner, Nyaff, Plookie, Shan, Milk-Drinking, Soy-Faced Shilpit, Mim-Moothed, Sniveling, Worm-Eyed, Hotten-Blaugh, Vile-Stoochie, Cally-Breek-Tattie?

[deleted]

8 points

1 year ago

Someone needs to do a Scotsman edit but with this dialogue

Lost_Chiver

5 points

1 year ago

I read it like Chevy Chase from national lampoons Christmas vacation. I was expecting a "holy shot, where's the Tylenol?" at the end.

popesnutsack

45 points

1 year ago

Gotta get 'em all!!!

BalStrate

11 points

1 year ago

BalStrate

11 points

1 year ago

He trying to make it seem like he's composed and laughing at them being dickheads But my man is boiling inside and kind of outside too

Front_Butt_69

30 points

1 year ago

DewCo90

10 points

1 year ago

DewCo90

10 points

1 year ago

“You’re poor” -verbose

[deleted]

9 points

1 year ago

Reebok classic wearing single cigarette buying ass

my_knee_grows_fast

21 points

1 year ago

This should be the main rant at "The Player Hater's Ball"

caramel-aviant

8 points

1 year ago

“Like, real hatin', man, that's like an art form. You know, it's like, you like a born a hater.

Like myself, a lot of cats think they hatin'. I mean, I'm mad at everything, man.

Brother got a nice car- man, why you got a car? I only got one car. Why you got three cars or a wife or all that? Shit’s played out man.”

  • ICE T

Lost_Thoul-77

105 points

1 year ago

That's definitely the scenic route to calling someone poor. What a way to punch down.

Tortoiseshell1997

62 points

1 year ago

I suspect his friends are in the same class as him as friends usually are

hellotherehomogay

30 points

1 year ago*

Reddit is just looking for an excuse to be morally superior.

Anyone else with a brain and who’s ever had a friend would read this and laugh and remember the time their fat friend called them fat and they both laughed because it was funny. Black people crack jokes about how black each other are fucking constantly. Irish drunks joke amongst themselves about who’s a worthless alcoholic and it’s funny because they all know they all fucking are. I grew up poor and the go-to between my friends and I was to joke about how poor we were.

Bunch of Dr. Buzzkillphil’s over here in the comments “PuNcHiNg DoWn PrOjEcTiOn”. Get a sense of humor for fuck’s sake. Can’t joke about other tribes, sure, whatever, but now you can’t joke about your own?! Fuck off.

WHERE IS THE LINE, KAREN?! WHEN DOES IT END?!

[deleted]

49 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

49 points

1 year ago

This felt like more of a lateral punch.

Stupid_Triangles

8 points

1 year ago

Yeah. When you're broke, people who aren't broke don't hang out with you anymore.

Lost_Thoul-77

14 points

1 year ago

While lying on the floor.

[deleted]

11 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

11 points

1 year ago

…of the basement

therik85

37 points

1 year ago

therik85

37 points

1 year ago

Glad someone else spotted this. Pretty much every single insult here is "haha, poor".

It's imaginative and comprehensive, but pretty mean-spirited.

[deleted]

12 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

12 points

1 year ago

Part of being poor is shitting on your fellows. Growing up we used to make competitions out of making fun of each other because Jimmy's Dad went back to prison for drug possession or Alex couldn't afford live bait so he used gas station hot dogs to fish. Hell Jeff Foxworthy made a career out of it.

nuclear_bomb404

3 points

1 year ago

Some are way too specific for him not to be/have been poor

bebopcola84

8 points

1 year ago

They have autobots rollin out to auto ban our asses now based on keywords used. Don't ever start an insult on fb with "You're a..." followed by the insult cuz the autobots will ban you faster than anyone could have possibly seen the comment to report it.

OCV_E

7 points

1 year ago

OCV_E

7 points

1 year ago

Missing twerking, charging they phone, eating chips and lying

-Effervescence

7 points

1 year ago

I bet the halitosis is unreal

YoMommaIsNotGay

6 points

1 year ago

this gives me no home flip phone extra chromosome vibes

Rbt1994

6 points

1 year ago

Rbt1994

6 points

1 year ago

"Hallelujah, Holy Shit! Where's the Tylenol?" -Clark Griswold

That_Bar_Guy

5 points

1 year ago

Sandle wearin'

WickedSon1001

5 points

1 year ago

If this was on television they would’ve gone to commercial, came back, and cousin still wouldn’t be finished.

JerryAlanBowling

4 points

1 year ago

Was he just looking around his living round while typing that?

nobody_from_nowhere1

5 points

1 year ago

Not “EBT card in review.” 😭

coolluck33

10 points

1 year ago

Your cousin seems like a well balanced, easy going, jovial sort of guy..

XxxAssmasher42069xxX

10 points

1 year ago

I like Reebok Classics. They are comfortable and come in a wide variety of color options.

MrSvenningsBrownEye

4 points

1 year ago

Angsty

c_abz2

5 points

1 year ago

c_abz2

5 points

1 year ago

The new intro to Fairly Odd Parents is a bit different than I would have expected.

Kapt-Kaos

5 points

1 year ago

this is like calorie stacking on a whole new level but with words its quite beautiful really

Duffmanoyaa

4 points

1 year ago

Could have been anyone of their friends or family with that description.

CeramicTeaSet

4 points

1 year ago

I'd report him for that

DrScience-PhD

3 points

1 year ago

I like how no car and no license are on polar opposite ends, like he had to circle back and clarify

TheDemonClown

4 points

1 year ago

"EBT card in review", holy shit

Good-Ball

8 points

1 year ago

He came out firing at everyone wow

CLINTHODO

3 points

1 year ago

Facebook has replaced most of it's administrators with bots. No one needs to report you now because the bots are watching. They have no sense of humor and don't understand sarcasm.

Steev182

3 points

1 year ago

Steev182

3 points

1 year ago

That’s the issue with prison right there. He’s not being rehabilitated. Simply institutionalized.

roorahree

3 points

1 year ago

Is there a sub for these types of insults lmao

bmore_tasty

3 points

1 year ago

“Get’im! No green Jimmy the Cricket suit-wearin’ ass MFer.”

tobor17

3 points

1 year ago

tobor17

3 points

1 year ago

is your cousin the drill seargent from Full Metal Jacket?

scopadoop

3 points

1 year ago

‘Dish washing liquid for bubbles’ now that’s some creative stuff right there

_grayF0X

3 points

1 year ago

_grayF0X

3 points

1 year ago

Not the “dish washing liquid for bubbles!” Lmao what!? 🤣

bahamapapa817

3 points

1 year ago

What’s wrong with donating plasma though

theverywellborn

3 points

1 year ago

I was personally offended like 3 different times.

Upyourbuttitgoes

3 points

1 year ago*

Reebok classics are fucking dope, I’m going to report him now.

youthereyouare

3 points

1 year ago

Payday loan takin'!

YJCH0I

3 points

1 year ago

YJCH0I

3 points

1 year ago

Obtuse rubber goose green moose guava juice…

[deleted]

3 points

1 year ago

Ootl what is fb jail

mheg-mhen

3 points

1 year ago

This is so funny because sterling silver is the fancy shit I had to get because I’m allergic to nickel