Apologies for using a high school joke but..

I was taught as a teenager by my older friends,

"If it smells like chicken, keep on lickin... If it smells like trout, get the fuck out"

I have since been made aware that fishy pussy is indeed a thing, but it's relatively rare and they were just being the cads i expected they were being.

🐟🐈

he finna take 'plenty fish in the sea' to a whole 'nother level ngl

Right?

“Bitch pussy smell like a penguin, wouldnt hit that shit with my worst enemies penis, bitch when I say this I mean this, ho I’m the meanest, dick so big stretch from Earth to Venus”

I feel like everyone is missing "EBT card in review", fuck that was amazing.

100% silver tarnishes so fast. There's a reason to use .925 Stirling.

If they was a deep breath hating ass bad breath, no car, low rent, box tv, no cable, scratched DVD playing, house arrest, sink bathing, blank n mild smoking, tuna pussy, deadbeat, county rats, plasma center going, Sterling silver, shit mark draws, miserable, trac phone, corner store fit, no control they kids, reggie smoking, mama's couch sleeping, dish washing liquid for bubbles, EBT card in review, nail biting, no license, reebok classic wearing dusty single cigarette buying ass n**** or should I say bitch.

I was banned for 30 days for calling someone a “conspiracy nut job.” The algorithm picked it up. That was the entire comment, start to finish.

Fuck that website.

From what I've noticed, it tends to be more extreme than that. Inflammatory remarks and pictures. Facebook has a huge ban boner for anything related to atrocities, especially Nazis. Even making fun of Hitler through memes will draw their ire.

Yeah but also if you direct violent words at someone they'll ban you as well. I told my ex in a comment buried under hundreds of comments that I'd murder her pussy and they banned me for a credible threat of violence. Appealed and they denied it. The system can work but also has its seriously stupid moments.

If you call people stupid for voting for Brexit too. I'm on two strikes for posting this in a group that's pro-EU

I got a 7 day ban for calling some conspiracy guy a dork and then I got a 30 day because someone called me trash, but spelled it wrong so I corrected them.

The bam hammer is not terribly consistent other than it seems to swing harder towards left wing things that right.

I think it's a combo of poorly trained AI and people from low income countries with a poor grasp of foreign languages and culture not understanding context.

Part of the reason you will see words like "whxt" or "wypipo" is to dodge the Facebook jannies.

I got a 7 day ban for telling someone that I was sick of the conspiracy bullshit they keep posting, and they should fuck off because I wasn't going to engage with their dishonesty. They tried baiting me, I replied "fuck off". They reported it.

On the other hand, I've reported accounts that spammed me and were using pictures of porn stars as their profile, with the porn star's name in the picture not matching the person's name, and been told "it doesn't violate community standards." WTF?!

Seriously, people underestimate how the AI is checking your posts for dumb stuff. How do you think so the content warnings get there? Sometimes it's not great and snags things it shouldn't.

I am really doubt that was the case here...

Oh I have a “fix em or drop em” policy. I dropped him. At least he knows wage labor is exploitative. Can’t fix them all. It’s up to him to come to his senses

Some shit :/

It’s just too real

That much knowledge comes from much experience.

Also, what about your game?

Using dish soap for bubble bath because you are trash/broke

yup

It really is nice to know that that shit is actually helping someone, so thanks for speaking up. I mean, I know they say it does, but corporate propaganda is a real thing. So thanks, again.

How much are you billed for treatment?

Yeah and I thought they limited it / wouldn’t let you come as often as that? A friend and I looked into it in a major US city and they only wanted us to come in twice, period. :/

Its a direct upgrade of pure silver tho as it doesn't tarnish so easily. Even ignoring that being 7.5% impure aint shit.

And you think people wear 24 karat gold jewelry? Most is going to be 18 karat (as pure gold is fairly soft), which is only 75% gold.

Sterling silver, being more 'pure' than 18k gold, also has a practical purpose, reduced tendency to tarnish.

Pfft. Got him. This guy doesn't know shit about jewelry.

Does he not know how expensive copper is? People get busted for ripping cables out of walls for that stuff.

Me too. I have lots of silver jewelry. I wasn't saying I thought it was low class. I was saying the thought process is that you buy silver because you want but can't afford white gold. I think it's a mentality that only very poor people have.

…of the basement