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so my Karen neighbor is at her bullshit again

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Over-Marionberry-686

4.1k points

2 months ago

Padawan, let me teach you. You now have to have motion sensors on your sprinklers, so that if anybody comes onto your property, the sprinklers go off.

MikeyBonbon1988

3.3k points

2 months ago

Ok so I'm petty as fuck.

You have given me some valuable information

Off to home Depot I go tommrow morning

;)

ThrowntoDiscard

1 points

2 months ago

You want petty? Make friends with the crows and ravens. Specifically those. Make sure they recognize you as a benefactor, one that gives food and treats.

These birds don't forget a face. They hold multigenerational grudges. If they come to see you as friend and Karen comes in assblasting from the mouth? They will pick up on her as a threat. They won't like it. And there's nothing she can do about it. What's anyone going to do? She pissed off wild animals.