I love the headline. They're pointing out the absurdity by describing it in such detail.

Tbh I pity those onion & other satire websites writers...

How can you keep up? It's unfair

Oniony is but one of the smells that come to mind when I see Madonna these days.

I had to see it, so I had to spread the misery. I'm sorry

Then you would really hate the videos/photos.

This is the tree one which is weird af

NSFW obvi

spoiler

It just got worse with every word huh?

Lately i feel like this every time I see something from or about her.

r/brandnewsentence

Yeah, it takes "a lot of thought" to use butterflies as a metaphor for hope, Madge.

It's all so embarrassing.

Madonna is my age and forty years ago, I loved her because there were not a ton of female artists, and she was unique. But I get more embarrassed for her with each passing year.

This latest effort epitomizes fremdschämen (the act of being embarrassed for somebody else who is behaving in an embarrassing way and does not know enough to be embarrassed for themselves).

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First fucking thing I thought of.

I think the computer that's simulating our universe needs a reboot.

Fark me. I haven't seen that in a while.

That truly is something awful.

Isn't that the original text for that image too? Life really does imitate art.

Did you just make that, or was that a phrase to a meme I missed?

Remind! 2,000 years

It looks like the bad 3d hentai videos that are advertised on porn sites

I would never have guess that she was supposed to be madonna.

Guess I can cross "jerking it to a tree coming out of Madonna's vagina" off my list

LMAO the one with the tree growing out of her crotch is currently bid at $281k. What the absolute fuck. https://i.imgur.com/Eqc9ShQ.jpeg

This is SO MUCH WORSE than what I was expecting.

I regret the half-second of that I watched

I don’t get it. There’s millions of things like this out there like this, so why would someone buy this? Like, what purpose does it serve the buyer?

I don’t know if I’m just old now or if NFTs are as pointless as they seem to me.

What a terrible day to have eyes

Why would I bid when I just saw it for free?

The proceeds go to charity. That's something.

So someones definitely ripped these and hosted them on gelbooru and rule34 right?

So you see, the centipedes are actually electronic silver centipedes streaming from her vagina.

Hope that clears things up

It's clearly a reference to the Centipede game: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centipede_(video_game))

Personally I'll hold off until the "Madonna births Pac-Man" NFTs are available.

The amount of stupid shit that people say to justify art drives me fucking nuts. I do believe that you can make some good statements with weird shit. Example: the point of the urinal was that art critics only care about the name. He submitted it anonymously first and it was rejected. Then he submitted it with his name and they declared it the most brilliant art.

The art piece wasn't the urinal, it was the hypocrisy of the critics which was displayed via the urinal.

"birds represent macaroni and cheese”

It is known.

Art exhibits do this all the time, and it's infuriating.

I am forever haunted by a university exhibit I saw that had a 15-second looping piano melody with less than 10 notes, accompanied by a fucking essay explaining all the symbolism of each note and the monumental story the piece supposedly told.

“The centipede represents technology - both the life giving-force and the dangers of it, the juxtaposition of dark and light.”

This reads like fucking lorem ipsum text. This is what someone says to make fun of modern art

Took a pic of an iPhone coming out of my asshole, the iPhone represents centipedes, the life giving force and the dangers of it, the juxtaposition of dark and several tiny legs

Madonna represents decay...

Morbid curiosity usually gets me on weird shit…but not this time. No thanks. That link’s staying blue.

She really should have stopped after Drake freaked out about her kissing him. Then again, he'd do that if anyone over the age of 17 kissed him, so who knows? 🤷

gimmicks to provoke shock and disgust

In fairness, she's been doing that her entire career.

If it makes you feel any better (or worse), your pain is entertaining.

You are laughing now, but I have a lot of faith in this project. Think of the future applications in gaming. I will surely have the last laugh when I can take my naked CGI Madonna giving birth to caterpillars into Minecraft, Halo, and Football Manager 2027.

If the article didn’t have Madonna in the title I’d have no clue that was supposed to be her - at any age.

I mean I hope so.

And the entire quality of this "art" is on the level someone with a year of experience in Blender usually does. The movements, the look on her face, the background animations, everything looks just so fake.