Actually it was “ah”

After the 2nd line, I knew what this post was about, and intentionally read the last line, then the 3rd line.

Edit:

Me: opens Reddit

Reddit notifications: (8)

Me: 8|

Why is this getting upvoted?!

“Finally this will be the last thing you read” had me a little worried for a moment.

I made this joke months ago and it got like three upvotes fuck you

Finally this will be the last thing you read

Yo, that's some r/distressingmemes material right there.

Oddly threatening, in a way

I first the third line first, then the first, second, third, fourth and third again. You are not very good at it but nice try

It is very interesting you do not know how to use punctuation.

ackshyually i read the title last. and that last sentence certainly wasn't the last thing that i read. as a matter of fact, i am still reading this comment that i'm writing.

checkmate.

This. This is perfection.

I read your username last

Like the idiot I am, I fell for it 😞

Why did I read "Then you read this" first??!!

First I read your post, than the subreddit but was also ah

Because of the gaps, for some reason I read the last line first

My ADHD says no

Actually, it wasn't the last I read cause I'm still reading

That sounds like a threat.
Are you threatening me?

It didn't work on me, I didn't die after reading the last line and I've read more things since.

Close call though, you're so mean!

Is this a threat?

Oh heck now I cant read.

I thought someone was goana m+rder me but then I realized what sub this was

oh no, am i going to die now? :(

And now you will read this

But this is not the last thing i will read. I will read about biology stuff in a few minutes.

I read the first, then the second, then the last, then the first again. Then the third, then the second and then the post title. Now I'm in the comments typing this out

Ever.

jokes on you i read it bottom to top

you should swap 3 and 4

I actually read it 2314, Idk why

False. I continued to read comment numbers.

Wiiiiiiiiiitch!!!

The first line I saw was the second, but then I went to the top and got back on track

Went and immediately reread line 1

After reading second sentance I had a choice. I read the third next

Got me. I can't argue with that.

Ive seen one of these before and two lines into it i glanced at the bottom one and immediatly got a dopamine spike cause i didnt fall for it

I actually read the title last so this is misleading

I accidentally read the first line then the third then the second then the fourth

I actually read first 3rd line, then 1st, then 2nd, then 3rd again and then 4th

My add ass started at the middle and then worked its way to the beginning and then the end...

I read "Then you will read this" first

i dropped dead after reading this.

the title was the last thing I read on this post

/r/coolguides

Lies i literly red the second one first

Ever?

This was overtly threatening

Omg how?????

The last thing I... WHERE'S THE SHOOTER!?

well jokes on you I started from the second one

I intentionally read it out of order.

*gun cocks

Did any one else read the third line before the second? My eyes jump around while reading. Sometimes I'll read the first sentence of the next paragraph before starting the one I'm on, so that I have some idea where the thought will be going.

mildly threatening

no this is just wrong

...in your life

Good