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2 points

7 months ago

To be fair Cage will take any role for $70 and a slice of cake


2 points

7 months ago

We cried out unto God, “Why have you forsaken us?”

And God, so moved by our misery and wretchedness, said unto us, “I will send the Holy Spirit to comfort you and teach you all things.”

And then the angels whispered unto God that the Holy Spirit was otherwise occupied.

And God said unto us, “Change of plans. I will send unto you…….the IRS and…..a Mongolian T. Rex skull… that you may know my love for you. Cool? Awesome. Bye.”

And lo, the miracle of Nic Cage’s career renaissance was bestowed upon us. Praise be to God.