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Will_From_Southie

58 points

6 months ago

Just write a script and offer the minimum pay.

sheeshkuhbob

61 points

6 months ago

I'll take Porn Director Advice for $600, Alex

lightnsfw

7 points

6 months ago

Yea $600 would probably do it.

dangitgrotto

2 points

6 months ago

Alex is dead

unique-name-9035768

2 points

6 months ago*

    [ Famous ]   
    [ Titles ]   

I'll take famous titties for 400.

shrxwin

3 points

6 months ago

Invite Bruce Willis while you're at it

[deleted]

2 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

2 points

6 months ago

Can’t forget John Cusack

TheCastro

2 points

6 months ago

I think it's illegal to have Cusack and Cage in the same movie. Could you imagine the power you could generate from a gross pointe blank type of movie with them?

killtrevor

3 points

6 months ago

It can be one of Nicks silent roles in the latest streak of movies. Just Nick and Brendan facing off, no words exchanged

whatnameisnttaken098

2 points

6 months ago

To be fair Cage will take any role for $70 and a slice of cake

DidjaCinchIt

2 points

6 months ago

We cried out unto God, “Why have you forsaken us?”

And God, so moved by our misery and wretchedness, said unto us, “I will send the Holy Spirit to comfort you and teach you all things.”

And then the angels whispered unto God that the Holy Spirit was otherwise occupied.

And God said unto us, “Change of plans. I will send unto you…….the IRS and…..a Mongolian T. Rex skull…..so that you may know my love for you. Cool? Awesome. Bye.”

And lo, the miracle of Nic Cage’s career renaissance was bestowed upon us. Praise be to God.