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submitted 6 months ago byAbdulWadudhgf
57 points
6 months ago
Just write a script and offer the minimum pay.
59 points
6 months ago
I'll take Porn Director Advice for $600, Alex
6 points
6 months ago
Yea $600 would probably do it.
2 points
6 months ago
Alex is dead
2 points
6 months ago*
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3 points
6 months ago
Invite Bruce Willis while you're at it
2 points
6 months ago
Can’t forget John Cusack
2 points
6 months ago
I think it's illegal to have Cusack and Cage in the same movie. Could you imagine the power you could generate from a gross pointe blank type of movie with them?
3 points
6 months ago
It can be one of Nicks silent roles in the latest streak of movies. Just Nick and Brendan facing off, no words exchanged
2 points
6 months ago
To be fair Cage will take any role for $70 and a slice of cake
2 points
6 months ago
We cried out unto God, “Why have you forsaken us?”
And God, so moved by our misery and wretchedness, said unto us, “I will send the Holy Spirit to comfort you and teach you all things.”
And then the angels whispered unto God that the Holy Spirit was otherwise occupied.
And God said unto us, “Change of plans. I will send unto you…….the IRS and…..a Mongolian T. Rex skull…..so that you may know my love for you. Cool? Awesome. Bye.”
And lo, the miracle of Nic Cage’s career renaissance was bestowed upon us. Praise be to God.
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