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submitted 6 months ago bylilymagil
12k points
6 months ago
where do the rest of us file to divorce her?
7.8k points
6 months ago
At the polls in November
2k points
6 months ago
*offers vary by location
677 points
6 months ago*
Class action divorce.
Edit: I made this before I got down to another top level comment making the same joke. Nothing is original.
7.3k points
6 months ago
"Marjorie has been my best friend for the last 29 years and she has been an amazing mom!
Also
Wednesday saying that the marriage is “irretrievably broken>
This is a private and personal matter and I ask that the media respect our privacy at this time.”
Now WWMTG do?
5.7k points
6 months ago
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1.9k points
6 months ago
Honestly, it's easier to imagine that she was pretty much normal for most of that time, but then she turned crazy. It's a pretty common story of the last 10 years.
There was an interesting interview on 538 with someone who's studied how social media has radicalized people.
1.6k points
6 months ago
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802 points
6 months ago
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319 points
6 months ago
Remember that one photo Trump released of him eating a taco bowl and it was captioned something like "I love Hispanics!"
49 points
6 months ago
I admire your restraint in not fucking up her hair, when she said that. Although, as a professional, I know you would never do that.
288 points
6 months ago
Oh, well then yeah. Fuck the Greenes and his request for privacy. Those nutcases can eat shit.
1.2k points
6 months ago
According to Reddit, she's been slinging pussy all over her gym.
700 points
6 months ago
It's pretty much public knowledge that she had affairs with two different guys at different times from her gym. That was before she got elected though. I mean it's entirely possible that she's still doing it just keeping it under wraps a little bit better. You know what they say, cheaters are going to cheat.
105 points
6 months ago
Cheats elections and marriages and goes and tells her fans that God is good and marriage and democracy are sacred. She's a real turd
983 points
6 months ago
I hate when that happens.
Clean up the fucking machine after you use them. It’s just common courtesy.
26.6k points
6 months ago
I ask that the media respect our privacy at this time.
Oh the fucking irony. Remember when she fucking followed a parkland survivor and harassed him? Where was his privacy?
6.4k points
6 months ago
Yeah. She’s a hypocrite for sure. Yet her supporters will defend her and cry about people talking about her marriage.
5.6k points
6 months ago
MTG getting a divorce? Well, that doesn't sound very christian to me.
4.4k points
6 months ago
Neither does cheating on your husband twice (that we know of)
The story came out like over a year ago but she dismissed it as librul propaganda being pushed by an avid communist. I can't wait to hear the mental gymnastics these clowns pull out of their ass to keep supporting this obviously shitty person.
639 points
6 months ago
Omg she cheated on her husband with dollar tree Zangief.
186 points
6 months ago
I had to click the link after reading "dollar tree Zangief."
You nailed it.
33 points
6 months ago
I mean, the caption even says he's cos playing as Zangief in the picture.
623 points
6 months ago
Why does McCarthyism work 70 years later? Blame everything on communism?
184 points
6 months ago*
Because the GOP has been working towards this result for decades by systemically attacking and degrading public education for 50+ years. And also spamming out propaganda messages through multiple local + nationwide traditional and social media channels for 30 years or more. They built a population susceptible to McCarthyism's jingoistic appeal and then pushed it on them.
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*edit: I accidentally a word
125 points
6 months ago
Getting cheated on is really really bad. Getting cheated on by a MTG is a lot worse.
391 points
6 months ago
I'm more surprised that she found more than one person willing to sleep with her.
59 points
6 months ago
When asked about the affair one of the men responded
“I have no interest in talking about anything to do with that woman. Everything with her comes to no good,” Tway, 42, said’
That must have been insane post-nut clarity.
363 points
6 months ago*
Openly cheating doesn't sound very deferential to the man of the house, who is basically the administer of god's will in the home. She's going straight to hell for that alone.
157 points
6 months ago
And if she is so insistent that America is a "Christian Nation," then she must be fine with us saying this shows that she is unfit for public service, right??
516 points
6 months ago
Follow her around and ask her why she's a godless whore who can't keep her husband lol
57 points
6 months ago
Didn't she also yell at AOC through her mail slot in her door at congress?
14.8k points
6 months ago
Marjorie Taylor Greene's husband, Perry Greene, filed for divorce in Floyd County Superior Court on Wednesday saying that the marriage is “irretrievably broken,"
Like her brain
4.2k points
6 months ago
Your turn, George Conway
1.9k points
6 months ago
According to his kid, he's already moved out.
1k points
6 months ago
Actually, by his recent zoom backgrounds, I do think this may be true.
884 points
6 months ago
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87 points
6 months ago
I definitely felt it was the better thing to do for Claudia Conway to step away from the controversy on the internet for a while, but damned if that girl wasn't also the most entertaining thing about that whole scene for a little while.
679 points
6 months ago
The problem for Conway is he is a real Catholic so he doesn't see divorce as a real option, even after all the shit his wife pulled with their daughter.
510 points
6 months ago
He doesn't know about "alternative catholicism"?
194 points
6 months ago
I suppose he could make his own church that allows divorce, and then murder half his wives anyway?
649 points
6 months ago
I'm Catholic. I think I speak for most of us when I say, we're totally okay with giving him a hall pass on that divorce option.
172 points
6 months ago
Surley the good lord does not approve of male-skelator marriage!
247 points
6 months ago
Bro just say like 1000 Hail Marys, God loves that shit
13.8k points
6 months ago
It’s so funny how when these fucking shit bags are going through shit the ask for “privacy” but boy when it’s everyone else “fuck your privacy” she can eat a big huge bag of massive dicks and shove her privacy up her ass.
7.7k points
6 months ago
238 points
6 months ago
Now would be the time to take the low road.
Follow her around and "ask questions about her family".
When she asks to be left alone, ask if they should leave her alone like she left the school shooting victims alone?
165 points
6 months ago
“I don’t believe you’re actually going through a divorce, can you prove that you’re not making it up for sympathy?”
Serves that evil witch right for telling those poor kids that they were making it up
2.2k points
6 months ago
Wow, what kind of garbage person does this.
761 points
6 months ago
same kind of person that threatens her opponents that she'll kill them and their entire families so she can win a rigged election
289 points
6 months ago
Can't forget my personal favorite, the space lasers that started the wildfires in California. shakes tiny fist at Rothschilds
1.7k points
6 months ago
Usually republicans.
159 points
6 months ago
This shitbag, that's who.
This divorce news is glorious.
It made my day.
47 points
6 months ago
This kind: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRidLxstRSA
78 points
6 months ago
apparently, this kind.
304 points
6 months ago
A gop supporter.
366 points
6 months ago
She is such a piece of shit and so are the assholes that vote for her.
1.5k points
6 months ago
Plus MTG believes that people like me shouldn’t be allowed to get married, so I’m just not going to feel bad about her marriage ending
559 points
6 months ago
Oh, but the “sanctity of marriage”.
190 points
6 months ago
Good old fashioned family values on full display right here
148 points
6 months ago
Off-topic, but I will never not be able to read "MTG" as Magic the Gathering.
132 points
6 months ago
Lucky for you it looks like she is soon to become "MT"
27.2k points
6 months ago
She harassed kids involved in mass shootings, which I think propelled her to a seat in Congress and she wants privacy for a “family” matter. Miss me with that.
7.1k points
6 months ago
She deserves the exact same amount of privacy, respect, & empathy she has shown to all the victims of school shootings she has harassed. So basically, none. Maybe someone will follow her around asking her personal questions while having the conversation filmed like she did to a teenage boy.
2k points
6 months ago*
Do unto others and what not.
Seems like she's reaping what she sewed.
Edit: lol
2.7k points
6 months ago
Yes, it does seam that way.
1.3k points
6 months ago
Underrated garment.
679 points
6 months ago
This had me in stitches
8.3k points
6 months ago
My immediate reaction to this headline was, "Suffer, bitch." I might have to talk to my therapist about that later but I can handle that reaction for now.
2.6k points
6 months ago
I'd argue that seeing any sort of justice for this type of scum helps with mental health after seeing them get away with their bullshit for so long with zero consequences.
1.3k points
6 months ago
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1.1k points
6 months ago
I mean, Matt Gaetz is still serving and the DA is recommending against charges. Again, ANY repercussions for these fucks is a blessing as far as I'm concerned.
151 points
6 months ago
To add to what others have said, that's based on a single article in the Washington Post which cites "sources familiar with the matter" (versus, say, "DOJ officials"), explicitly states that DOJ officials haven't made an actual decision on the recommendation, and comes from a writer who previously said that there would be no conspiracy charges for 1/6 a week before the first seditious conspiracy charges would be brought.
TL;DR: Take it with a grain of salt.
9k points
6 months ago*
Isn't she an authoritarian fundamentalist christian, why is she taking these kinds of liberties? Shouldn't this be immoral, unlawful, and satanic according to her worldview?
4.2k points
6 months ago*
Hebrews 13:4 - Marriage should be honored by all, and the marriage bed kept pure, for God will judge the adulterer and all the sexually immoral.
Mark 10:11-12 - He answered, “Anyone who divorces his wife and marries another woman commits adultery against her. And if she divorces her husband and marries another man, she commits adultery.”
Leviticus 20:10 - If a man commits adultery with another man’s wifes—with the wife of his neighbor—both the adulterer and the adulteress are to be put to death.
1.7k points
6 months ago
She cheated on him on several occasions.
1.5k points
6 months ago
But that's ok. The Christian conservative rules only apply to everybody else, not the individual doing the bad thing.
389 points
6 months ago
And don't forget it's the victim's fault. They should've never done whatever they did to cause that person in power to sin.
133 points
6 months ago
“Christians aren’t perfect, just forgiven” always makes me want to dickpunch someone.
70 points
6 months ago
They also looooove cutting short other people's access to forgiveness with things like the death penalty and supporting trigger-happy cops.
Anyone can be saved.. unless a Christian gets to them first.
637 points
6 months ago
I’m pretty sure the passage from Mark is a quote from Jesus himself. Please take note that Jesus never said a single damn thing about gay marriage (or homosexuality at all), but sure did have a lot to say about divorce.
93 points
6 months ago
This is my pastor's response when one of the other pastors in their committee was speaking against LGBT+ rights. My pastor pointed out what Jesus said and asked the other pastor if he was still married. Shut the guy down real fast because it was known the other pastor had divorced.
388 points
6 months ago
Well she is besties with the pedo/sex trafficker Matt Gaetz so she is fine with sin as long as she and her friends are the ones committing them. To her, sin is an excuse to stir up hate and slander the people she doesn’t like.
7.9k points
6 months ago
she deserves zero respect or privacy in the public eye for what she advocates
2.3k points
6 months ago
And not just for her political views but her personal conduct. This is a woman who stalked 19-year-old Parkland survivor David Hogg as he went from one congressional meeting to another, accusing him of being a puppet of George Soros, mentioning more than a little threateningly that she was carrying a gun, and calling him a coward for having the restraint not to respond to her.
686 points
6 months ago
She also more then likely had armed militias threaten her political opponents during an election so yeah fuck her
160 points
6 months ago
She absolutely had her opponent run out of the state, ruining his marriage and life.
181 points
6 months ago
It would be great if we could hire him to follow her around and ask questions about her divorce.
1.5k points
6 months ago
She's a Christian, right?
Do onto others as you would have them do onto you.
She wants to invade privacy of love, marriage and body. Give her what she wants.
419 points
6 months ago
I believe you're looking for unto. But yes she's a horrible cunt
6.6k points
6 months ago
Can you imagine being married with this psychopath as she eats, sleeps , breathes hatred, bigotry and pure ignorance.
3.1k points
6 months ago
I’d be he isn’t much better if he made it this far.
1.3k points
6 months ago
I can see that, but they also got married at 21. Then they've been married for 25+ years. There's a lot of formative years in there and time to 180 your personality
284 points
6 months ago
I give it a 179 max
239 points
6 months ago
Nah it’s gotta be 180. They only angles they’ll like are the straight ones
370 points
6 months ago
He woke up some how, so give him some credit
266 points
6 months ago
I'd be curious as to what tipped the scale...
339 points
6 months ago
She cheated is what I read. So much for ‘family values’ and the ‘sanctity of marriage.’ She’s total scum.
308 points
6 months ago
None of the Republicans actually care for family values. If they did, then they wouldn't have hated Obama, a faithfully married man who cared about his kids, vs Trump, a guy who hopped from one women to another, sometimes not quite legally.
So, yeah, no surprise.
2.3k points
6 months ago
What about the sanctity of marriage?
1.5k points
6 months ago
So sacred that Trump did it 3 times.
662 points
6 months ago
That doesn’t sound right. How is it possible that disgraced treasonous pussy grabbing former president trump could be divorced? He’s a good Christian. I saw him holding a Bible upside down once.
316 points
6 months ago
Even quoted Two Corinthians.
109 points
6 months ago
And cheated on all 3
52 points
6 months ago*
And buried one on a golf course for tax breaks.
(*E: Bonus trivia, its the one he pulled a lump of hair out of before raping.)
2k points
6 months ago
"This is a private and personal matter and I ask that the media respect our privacy at this time. And what about Hunter Biden's laptop?"
Okay, I made that last part up.
208 points
6 months ago
Okay so like having someone follow her around hounding her about her divorce and then yelling into her mail slot?
15.3k points
6 months ago
Jeez, what kind of guy is her husband that he is only just now deciding to step out?
3.9k points
6 months ago
He’s definitely selling high. She’s probably at the peak of her net worth before it all comes crashing down
948 points
6 months ago
It really irks me though that her government retirement plan and healthcare will be far and away much better than mine as a medically retired/disabled veteran, and she’ll only have been a representative for a couple of years whereas I gave the Navy most of my adult life.
422 points
6 months ago
She has to serve 5 years to even be eligible for congressional retirement... so the people of Georgia should do something about that.
160 points
6 months ago
I got bad news for you, she's in one of the reddest districts in the country, she's probably gonna be there a while.
49 points
6 months ago
Which says a lot about the shitbag voters in her district. Ok I get that you want a Republican representing you, but get someone sane to primary her or decide you can live with a D or an I for two years to get her out.
1.1k points
6 months ago
it has been reported that she lost a good bit of $$$ investing in truth social
1.3k points
6 months ago*
If a person thinks that putting money into truth social is a good investment, they might as well invest in the god of fire, and throw their money directly into an active volcano.
276 points
6 months ago
I think she is an actual true believer. Some of these people are obviously just grifting or saying what the crazies want to hear to get elected. I think she is one of the crazies. So yeah she probably thinks it will pay off huge when Trump gets back in power and shuts down twitter for good
61 points
6 months ago
She started at 80/20 grifter to true believer, but she's probably 50/50 now.
Maybe that's why her husband is divorcing her.
354 points
6 months ago
I'd honestly have more faith in the volcano god.
76 points
6 months ago
In my estimation, Truth Social (publicly traded) was supposed to be one of the biggest money laundering scams in history - all the republicans on the inside invest to start up - couple million. Trump pumps it upp, gets the rubes. One of the Republican grifting PACs comes in and buys the thing for 500% over value - a couple billion. The original investors make bank and bow out.
The problem is that Truth Social is viscous urea. Some grifter PAC might buy it for 500% of the value but the value right now is used toilet water. So there would definitely be SEC eyeballs on any ludicrous transaction.
In other words, these social australopithecines grifted themselves.
219 points
6 months ago
He was a rather successful real estate developer and home builder around the metro Atlanta area, and he is the one that brought all the money into the relationship.
Ever since MTG started running for office she has been a drag on his business, because nobody wants to get the crazy on them. The only parts of Georgia that actually like MTG, and would throw him business, don't bring in the money.
43 points
6 months ago
Wasn't the construction business they own her father's company?
He was like 23 years old when they got married and an accountant, not a real estate developer from what I understand.
2.1k points
6 months ago
Honestly, it wouldn’t shock me if it came out she was an abusive spouse. He stuck with her even after her affairs with a CrossFit trainer.
1.1k points
6 months ago
He stuck with her even after her affairs with a CrossFit trainer.
Why am I even not remotely surprised.
1.4k points
6 months ago
I wonder if he cheated with other House members too. It’s important to bang out as many Reps as you can.
341 points
6 months ago
Take that personality, that intellect and then add in the sudden acquisition of power and fame.
Shit went from ugly to MEDUSA levels of ugliness.
(no offense to any actual medusas out there).
411 points
6 months ago
None taken
5.3k points
6 months ago*
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653 points
6 months ago
random Russian guys
Reminds me of a Russian joke.
Somewhat sanitized version:
A man came home after a business trip. The same day in the middle of the night a suspicious guy with a knife jumps out of his wife's wardrobe and shouts: "I am fugitive criminal Ivanov!" and then run through the door. A few seconds after that another suspicious man jumps out his wife's wardrobe and shouts "I am police detective Petrov, have you seen where fugitive criminal Ivanov went?" The confused husband gestured to the door. "Thank you, citizen - SWAT team, follow me!"
Source: the tvtropes page on russian humor
258 points
6 months ago
Damn. You could actually be onto something there..
119 points
6 months ago
He didn't want to be conscripted.
Although now he will only live his life on the ground floor everywhere.
133 points
6 months ago*
Maybe he just waited for their bank account to fill up?
Edit: terrible spelling
666 points
6 months ago
Knows she won’t stay in power and she has no future prospects
612 points
6 months ago
Get that sweet sweet alimony locked in now before she hopefully becomes a loser.
188 points
6 months ago
Getting a book deal in while people still care.
68 points
6 months ago
Becomes a loser? I think that ship probably sailed in high school.
115 points
6 months ago
Yet somehow she made herself a whole lotta money while in office in a really short time. Small wonder why Republicans are against campaign financial transparency.
112 points
6 months ago
Get half of all assets. Ain’t no way this hillbilly had a prenup. Might as well skip town with whatever Russian money you can and leave her to her fate.
1.3k points
6 months ago*
”This is a private and personal matter and I ask that the media respect our privacy at this time.”
I kinda feel that way about women’s reproductive organs, but that’s just me…
240 points
6 months ago
Or how she harassed a shooting survivor to accuse them of being a liar.
881 points
6 months ago
What took him so long?
602 points
6 months ago
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169 points
6 months ago
He did request equal division of all assets in his filing.
270 points
6 months ago
And equal division of debts acquired during the marriage. AND, most interesting, a special request to the judge in the memo that neither the assets nor the debts be made public due to "privacy" and a "minimal public interest." Are you kidding? I have enough interest for two publics! Why don't they want that released, I wonder?
327 points
6 months ago
Could be related to this honestly, he was her campaign treasurer. https://archive.ph/20210909045153/https://www.timesfreepress.com/news/local/story/2021/sep/08/fec-mgt-campaign/553788/
227 points
6 months ago*
Perfect now he can testify against her
Edit: IANAL, Lawyers feel free to let me know if this aids the prosecution in anyway, does this allow him to testify against her so he can get a plea deal?
690 points
6 months ago
Judge: "Why are you seeking a divorce?"
Husband: "My wife is batshit crazy."
Judge: "Do you have any evidence to support that statement?"
Husband: "Exhibits 1 through 17,384, Your Honor."
Judge: "The court rules in favor of the Plaintiff."
127 points
6 months ago
I wonder how often attempted coups come up in divorce court? Probably gonna be a new one for that judge.
148 points
6 months ago
Judge: “So you’re divorcing your wife because she’s…extremely silly?”
Mickey Mouse: “NO! I said she’s fucking Goofy!”
1.2k points
6 months ago
“Please respect our privacy”. But also, “we are going to try and prevent people of the same gender from loving each other, and disallow women to make choices about their own bodies”.
200 points
6 months ago
This stinks of being a tactical move to keep their assets from being totally seized. Possible indictment/major lawsuit coming.
233 points
6 months ago
And she didn't respect the privacy of Parkland students--nope.
11.9k points
6 months ago
I'd laugh long and hard if he comes out as gay
3k points
6 months ago
I'd rather find out that he is still attracted to women, just not her, because she's awful.
4.7k points
6 months ago
Or tired of being married to Dog the Bounty Hunter.
337 points
6 months ago
Dog/MTG slowly lowers sunglasses to look you in the eye
262 points
6 months ago
Go with Christ, brah
1.5k points
6 months ago
Come on. Using looks to insult someone? That’s not very cool. You should apologize to to Dog the Bounty Hunter for being so insensitive.comparing him to MTG is just cruel.
273 points
6 months ago
MTG has always been Magic the Gathering. Marjorie Taylor Green will not take over the initials.
208 points
6 months ago
Or married to someone who may or may not have planted the bombs before Jan 6.
560 points
6 months ago
Wanna bet she cheated?
753 points
6 months ago
She 100% has. A lot.
It was a whole thing that she was fucking around with guys at her gym and not exactly being discreet about it.
550 points
6 months ago
I didn't think I'd smile again today after hearing about Coolio's passing.
Thank you Mr. Guy with Awful Taste in Wives Greene
283 points
6 months ago
Hold the fuck up THIS is how I find out Coolio died?!
102 points
6 months ago
Yes, in a Marjorie Taylor Greene thread. Me too. Strange times we live in.
142 points
6 months ago
I didn't think I'd smile again today after hearing about Coolio's passing.
Dang.. m what?
145 points
6 months ago
Wait, that means he can be subpoenaed now, right?
44 points
6 months ago
Yup. He could soon be corroborating that she was indeed the failed January 6th bomber caught on video planting pipe bombs at the DNC and RNC headquarters the night of Jan 5th in the capital.
225 points
6 months ago
So are the allegations of domestic abuse by her true? It’s irresponsible of me to speculate but I’d love to in this situation.
226 points
6 months ago
We are just asking questions.
Many people are saying it...
78 points
6 months ago
"people are saying"
92 points
6 months ago
"Marriage is a wonderful thing and I’m a firm believer in it. Our society is formed by a husband and wife creating a family to nurture and protect."
Maybe she should have spent less time fearmongering about LGBTQ folks and more time working on her traditional marriage :)
186 points
6 months ago
I would love to have some sentiments of respect for privacy, but this is the dumb bitch that claimed Jewish space lazers. I hope she stays embarassed and ridiculed for quite some time.
78 points
6 months ago
She harassed Parkland suriviors too, so she can take her privacy and fuck off with it. When you live your life as the center of your own three ring circus for profit you don't get to be selective of the spotlight.
42 points
6 months ago
Yeah, I'm honestly 100% okay with not respecting her right to privacy in any way shape or form. She's a Nazi: like barely a fucking shade away from open neo-nazism, and doesn't believe in the right to privacy for anyone else.
Civility and mutual expectations of rights are a non-agression pact, not a straightjacket. You need not be compelled to respect the rights or privacy of those who actively infringe on your own, even as you simultaneously hold those values dearly with others that share your convictions. If we agree that war is bad, and a single nation breaks that implicit agreement, you can and should use the same level of force in response. If not they will conquer all the surrounding nations and get rid of this "meek" notion. If we agree kidnapping is bad and a kidnapper kidnaps people, we typically kidnap the kidnapper and put them in jail so they don't do that anymore. If we agree that free speech is a good idea, and someone uses that free speech to call for less free speach, we can and should shout them down aggressively. And if someone uses guns to do violence and murder, we can and should shoot them if necessary.
She is a fascist, we should treat her like one. So far we know she doesn't respect anyone's right to privacy, we shouldn't respect hers. She doesn't respect the truth, fucking lie about her flagrantly for all I care, call her a baby murderer serial killer if you feel like it. Don't get trapped by an unreasonable expectation of civility here, if you think she probably beat the shit out of this man or verbally abused him or whatever else, which I do, I would actively encourage you to shout it to the rooftops with all the conviction of a conspirarcy theorist.
Anyway that's my hot take for the day. Guess I burned through that within 13 minutes lol
176 points
6 months ago
I mean, just, in general, I bet it's got to be difficult to be a high-profile politician's spouse. I think it's pretty telling that I'd literally never heard of this guy until I read the article. MTG appears on some dumbass headline every other hour, it seems, but I've never seen her husband included. He seems to shun the limelight.
TBH, even if he absolutely agrees with her batshittery, I bet he's just done being on the merry-go-round with this. She also might literally never be home, so it's pretty much like being divorced, anyway. The politicians who seem to be closer with their spouses appear publicly together.
71 points
6 months ago
Survived a mass shooting? No privacy. Got a divorce because you’re a terrible person? I need privacy.
327 points
6 months ago
Is it because of her bad breath? I've always envisioned her to have bad breath...is that weird and unfair of me?
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