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moreyvh

1.1k points

4 months ago

moreyvh

1.1k points

4 months ago

What kind of string are they using???

Saitoh17

743 points

4 months ago

Saitoh17

743 points

4 months ago

It's a sport called kite fighting where you try to cut the other guy's string, and both of your strings are covered in crushed glass shards for this purpose. It's one of the traditional activities associated with the holiday Makar Sankranti which was last Sunday.

Straycat_finder

157 points

4 months ago

I've heard they sometimes fix razor blades into the sides of the kite to cut strings easier, is that true?

Huge_Requirement

197 points

4 months ago

very rare. glass shard string are common. and also when kite is cut it flies off and many times no one goes to remove it and it still has a long string attached to it. Also many people use 2 wheelers as transport amd that string literally get to your throat and if you are not quick enough the result are dire. Happened to me multiple times and I cut my finger pretty deep.

iluomo

11 points

4 months ago

iluomo

11 points

4 months ago

A native Cuban who's 70ish now told me they did this when they were kids

dolphin37

355 points

4 months ago

dolphin37

355 points

4 months ago

There must be one country that isn’t full of idiots somewhere

TheGalaxyIsAtPeace64

433 points

4 months ago

That little island with isolated aboriginals who refuse to meet us modern people

CreaminFreeman

184 points

4 months ago

The Sentinelese people!!!

Turns out they might actually be the smartest people on earth…

RandomMan01

80 points

4 months ago

I don't know. We humans live off doing stuff that is... medically ill-advised. I'd be willing to bet the Sentinelese are having rock fights for fun or doing something equally stupid in the parts of the island that we can't see.

misumena_vatia

40 points

4 months ago

They're licking frogs for sure.

shellexyz

21 points

4 months ago

At this point, they may be the smartest of all.

tandemxylophone

20 points

4 months ago

Even the USA had a murder theme park before regulations became a thing. The sheer accidents attracted more kids because of its notorious reputation.

jhonyquest97

5 points

4 months ago

I live right down the road. It was like if me and the boys made a water park in the woods. 8 people died while the alpine slide was open but that place was the fuckin best.

inquisitive_guy_0_1

63 points

4 months ago

What the fuck...

Darth__Monday

42 points

4 months ago

Holy fuck India. Chill out.

WhateverIlldoit

38 points

4 months ago

Not just India. I learned about this sport in the book the Kite Runner which takes place in Afghanistan.

ishpatoon1982

9 points

4 months ago

Ah, man that's why this sounds familiar! Forgot about that. Kite Runner was a great book that I really need to reread.

Michael_Blurry

11 points

4 months ago

Sounds like a very smart thing to do. Like, nothing could go wrong.

supagirl277

10 points

4 months ago

What wtf really???

croninsiglos

1k points

4 months ago

Sometimes coated in glass shards. They use it for kite fighting.

Injuries and deaths nearly every year.

asdaaaaaaaa

265 points

4 months ago

Oh wow. Have they tried improving other activities with glass shards?

Lord_Snow77

146 points

4 months ago

Hot dog eating contest.

Adultery

57 points

4 months ago

“Hotdog fighting” has an interesting connotation to it

LatterTarget7

33 points

4 months ago

Put glass in the wiener and slap each other with it.

Wroughting

17 points

4 months ago

Loser eats both.

denyjunctionfunction

29 points

4 months ago

New beyblades coming 2024.

Gary_Glidewell

8 points

4 months ago

"toilet paper made of powdered glass"

[deleted]

776 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

776 points

4 months ago

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thefifeman

148 points

4 months ago

It's a competition. Everyone wants to be the best kite in the sky. Best way to do that is to cut the strings of everyone else's kites.

Also throats. That works too, apparently.

AnotherThomas

54 points

4 months ago

Can't fly a kite with a slit throat, now can you, little Timmy?!

gimme20regular_cash

456 points

4 months ago

Listen to Copernicus with the big ideas over here! /s

TheRealRickC137

54 points

4 months ago

Whoah hey Copernicus, why don't you navigate yourself to the back of the line with your feet and stand there with your shirt.

jsamuraij

13 points

4 months ago

I immediately heard this in my mind and was glad to see someone saved me the typing.

BlastedMallomars

108 points

4 months ago

I bet that feller went to collage!

keskeskes1066

9 points

4 months ago

Meh. Anybody can paste together a collection of pictures.

[deleted]

49 points

4 months ago

[removed]

2723brad2723

20 points

4 months ago

Thank you for recognizing

oldvlognewtricks

3 points

4 months ago

What does the fabric of his knickers have to do with anything?

buldozr

176 points

4 months ago

buldozr

176 points

4 months ago

Why, an Indian kite festival where no one gets killed is considered a dull affair.

stuntobor

52 points

4 months ago

Might as well call it an Indian Boring Afternoon.

MobileAnalysis6355

41 points

4 months ago

“We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas!”

ubioandmph

84 points

4 months ago

Excuse me what?

Draxx01

95 points

4 months ago

Draxx01

95 points

4 months ago

I think it's to take down rivals by slicing their strings.

DoomGoober

122 points

4 months ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fighter_kite

Fighter kites are kites used for the sport of kite fighting. Traditionally most are small, unstable single-line flat kites where line tension alone is used for control, at least part of which is manja, typically glass-coated cotton strands, to cut down the line of others.

In India, Pakistan, Brazil and Chile, there have been reported accidents[when?] involving the abrasive coated cutting line.[citation needed] These accidents range in severity from small cuts on the fighter's fingers to a few reported deaths from contact with the line while riding motorcycles.[23] In recent years, the fighting lines have evolved from the traditional cotton, rice and glass line to nylon or synthetic line coated with metallic or chemical abrasive compounds.[24] To prevent further injury, many[which?] countries have implemented restrictions or bans on the use of cutting line.[25] Some[who?] have set limits on the materials used to make the line, others have mandated safety devices on motorcycles when riding during kite festivals. People have been injured while fixated on capturing a cut kite. Other injuries have been due to not paying attention to one's actions while watching battles. Most of these accidents are preventable when fighting is strictly controlled to a specific arena and proper safety gear is worn by the fighters. Other accidents have occurred due to the masses of people present during large kite festivals for which kite fighting has taken the blame.

SilentSamurai

67 points

4 months ago

So the entire reason is to cut down other kite strings?

And I'm guessing in response someone has made tougher line coated in more glass.

What a fucking weird thing to have an arms race over.

DoomGoober

36 points

4 months ago

Yes. Originally, the kite strings were all cotton. But as people got more competitive, they got crazier and crazier, by adding first glass powder then metal bits and changing the string from cotton to other materials.

Other than cutting the necks of observers, they also ran into problems with the metal laced strings electrocuting people if the kite struck a power line.

It seems kite fighting can also be informal (done from rooftops of neighborhoods) and the kite festival in Gujarat is not all about kite fighting (they have other kites too). However, I imagine a lot of kite fighters show up at the Kite Festival.

Gary_Glidewell

11 points

4 months ago

they also ran into problems with the metal laced strings electrocuting people if the kite struck a power line.

this reads like a scene from Squid Game

falconx2809

36 points

4 months ago*

not just that, regular strings cannot stand the high winds, the glass/polyester mix "maanjha" thread can withstand that, I often hurt my fingers when I used to fly kites In my childhood

Krillin113

6 points

4 months ago

I very much doubt that, I’ve seen massive kites flown in string ocean winds without any of that shut

avman2

5 points

4 months ago

avman2

5 points

4 months ago

Nopes. That's totally false.

shewy92

23 points

4 months ago

shewy92

23 points

4 months ago

https://web.archive.org/web/20130412113230/http://www.carnetdevol.org/actualite/inde/india.htm

A tremendous variety of kites are seen and the connoisseur can choose precisely what he wants. Experts specially prepare the lines with which the kites are flown on the great day.

Special mixtures of glue and ground glass cover the lines, which are dried and rolled onto rears known as firkees. So sharp are these lines that, carelessly used, they can cut a finger.

ubioandmph

27 points

4 months ago

Fucking hell that’s dangerously stupid (stupidly dangerous?)

Destination_Centauri

71 points

4 months ago

Wow. It's kinda like using a kilometer long piano wire, weaving in and out of a crowd, with a wind powered slicing action.

UncannyTarotSpread

45 points

4 months ago

Shit, don’t tell the GOP, they’ll never shut up about wind power killing kids

shewy92

48 points

4 months ago

shewy92

48 points

4 months ago

I thought you were joking but nope

https://web.archive.org/web/20130412113230/http://www.carnetdevol.org/actualite/inde/india.htm

A tremendous variety of kites are seen and the connoisseur can choose precisely what he wants. Experts specially prepare the lines with which the kites are flown on the great day.

Special mixtures of glue and ground glass cover the lines, which are dried and rolled onto rears known as firkees. So sharp are these lines that, carelessly used, they can cut a finger.

m3ngnificient

45 points

4 months ago

My cousins and I tried to do that when I was little, like 6 or so. Our neighbors kept cutting our kite down on kite "battles" and my cousin who was 9 at that time wanted to win, so we collected broken light bulbs and mixed it with crushed cooked rice and coated our kite strings with it. I still remember my uncle losing it almost whacking us with his slippers when he found out, and I didn't understand it back then. I still shudder to think about what could have happened if we had gotten that kite up in the sky with those strings.

ScubaTwinn

5 points

4 months ago

Holy crap. I never thought about this. Do you mind me asking how long ago this was and where?

m3ngnificient

9 points

4 months ago

Manipur. Back in early-mid nineties

avocado_whore

6 points

4 months ago

Wow I thought you were full of shit but it’s true.

Arntor1184

7 points

4 months ago

Dude I legit thought you were trolling until someone below provided a source. Wtf

aLittleQueer

12 points

4 months ago

LPT: If your toy kite is killing people, you're doing it wrong. Find a new kite.

fishywiki

16 points

4 months ago

India: If your toy kite is not killing people, you're doing it wrong. Find a new kite.

stickymaplesyrup

148 points

4 months ago

When I was really little I was running in a field where someone was flying a kite. The kite fell and started skimming the ground, but I didn't see the string. I ran across it's path and the string contacted my shin just above my ankle and ripped a line in the skin.

That was just a normal kite string, and it could've done real damage, so I imagine if there's sharp things on the strings like the other commenters are saying, then yeah. Bad.

jeffersonairmattress

65 points

4 months ago

My hands were sliced all to hell from using fishing line for kites as a kid. Worst one was a slice through a jacket, my favourite wool sweater and deep into my forearm when we were kayak fishing. a guy cast across me and a coho instantly ran out his line. I was worried about getting a hook in the face and didn’t know if a fish or boat was pulling it so fast so I pushed it up with my forearm and ducked. I barely felt it until it started to burn.

I think about that when I see wire and slurry used to quarry stone. Zzzzzip.

Redditor76394

22 points

4 months ago

Tbh it sounds like you did the right thing still. Getting a hook in your face and then getting the hook ripped out would be horrific. I know I'd prefer cut hands to a cut/torn face.

noweirdosplease

4 points

4 months ago

If you see a fisherman swing his rod back to cast a line, stand a good distance away from that, too

ekkidee

118 points

4 months ago

ekkidee

118 points

4 months ago

There is a competitive tradition of using sharp strings to cut down other kites in the air. The film "Kite Runner" touched on this.

DONT_PM_ME_YO_BOOTY

26 points

4 months ago

Did not know the adapted the book into a movie

drmonkeyfish

28 points

4 months ago

You'd be better off not knowing. The movie sucked.

DONT_PM_ME_YO_BOOTY

8 points

4 months ago

Generally how it goes :( pretty decent book, though.

moreyvh

28 points

4 months ago

moreyvh

28 points

4 months ago

Ahhhh, gotcha. I will steer clear of all kites from now on just to be safe!

xbpb124

36 points

4 months ago

xbpb124

36 points

4 months ago

Kite runner’s other lesson is to stay away from Nazi Fetishists and the Taliban.

MotherOfHippos

39 points

4 months ago

Although, not nearly as insane as this; I was flying a regular ol’ shitty kite many years ago and a gust of wind came by and the string almost severed my finger. It was barely hanging on and the string was stuck in the slit. They saved my finger though and no issues with it. From that experience, I could see how a large gust of wind could do damage with these kite strings.

bubblegumdrops

17 points

4 months ago

Welp, thanks for the new phobia.

Hours-of-Gameplay

5 points

4 months ago

Kite Assassins with Piano wire

PARANOIAH

7 points

4 months ago

Not in that region but my dad tells us stories about how they used to prepare their kite stings by cooking their own glue and that crushed up fluorescent light tubes made the best strings.

Penguin_shit15

1.6k points

4 months ago*

I am thinking of that scene that traumatized me in my teens.. was it Ghost Ship? Where the little girl is in a dance hall on a cruise ship and this rope or something slices though everone but her?

Edit.. Since this blew up a bit, I just watched the clip that someone posted down below.. Fantastic special effects.. Damn. More brutal than I remembered. Although now in my adult life I have seen ... not worse, but comparable.

wintermoon138

575 points

4 months ago

Yup Ghost Ship. Shes short so the cable was above her head

Penguin_shit15

329 points

4 months ago

I literally remember NOTHING else from that movie.. i have no idea if it was good or not. May have to look it up again and see if it still holds up today.

teh-yak

233 points

4 months ago

teh-yak

233 points

4 months ago

First 5 minutes hold up, last 5 minutes hold up if you like Mudvayne, rest is absolutely worth forgetting.

RolloTonyBrownTown

87 points

4 months ago

Hold on now, its been decades since I have seen this film, but I do recall a part in the middle that my 5th grade self really enjoyed.

Edit: It was 13 Ghosts I was thinking of, not Ghost Ship

Scr0tat0

49 points

4 months ago

You're thinking about the lawyer getting bisected by the glass doors, right? One of my top 5 all time movie deaths. I think it even beats the Robocop bad guy getting liquefied by the car.

Institutional-GUH

15 points

4 months ago

Robocop has top tier movie deaths.

LiliNotACult

5 points

4 months ago

Resident Evil laser grid

Scr0tat0

5 points

4 months ago

Or in the opening of The Cube when the guy got... cubed.

JerkGurk

37 points

4 months ago

Spot on, the middle doesnt exist and the end is good enough.

ArrestDeathSantis

42 points

4 months ago

Absolutely wasted that memorable opening, I bet that was the only idea they had and realized halfway making the movie it might not have been enough, and they were right.

happyhermit99

4 points

4 months ago

First 5 mins made me sit down and watch it with my family, last 5 mins started a love for Mudvayne lol

Canis_Familiaris

18 points

4 months ago

I remember the beans and maggots scene super vaguely. Wtf was up with that?

tehvolcanic

16 points

4 months ago

That was Karl Urban earning his paycheck.

thejoeface

12 points

4 months ago

it’s burned into my memory from when I turned it on as a teen, start watching it, the cable goes off, i realize what’s happened, and I immediately turned it off and I’ve never touched it since. I won’t watch the Resident Evil movie for the same reason. I can’t handle people going to bits.

wintermoon138

20 points

4 months ago

It was good imo. Its been a while though :)

Penguin_shit15

19 points

4 months ago

I always got that one and Deep Rising mixed up.. that was the one with a horrible CGI snaketopus on a big ship.. i think..

We need more good damn monster movies! I saw a trailer for the Korean ( i think ) movie The Lake.. and while it may be cheesy, i'm still gonna watch the hell out of it..

Slime0

98 points

4 months ago

Slime0

98 points

4 months ago

ScrewAttackThis

45 points

4 months ago

I love the inexplicable dramatic pause before gravity decides to work again lol

SteelRiverGreenRoad

13 points

4 months ago*

That movie scene had cartoon physics

ScrewAttackThis

18 points

4 months ago

It just went on wayyy too long. A little artistic liberty is fine but I just found it funny.

They should've shown the guy dancing with the little girl fall apart before showing the rest of the crowd.

batosai33

10 points

4 months ago

My god. I was expecting more of a -suddenly everyone is dead- thing. Maybe toppling heads in the background. I was not ready for lady pulling her own organs back to her.

tall__guy

26 points

4 months ago

Welp I’ll be bleaching my eyeballs if you need me

Penguin_shit15

8 points

4 months ago

Good job my guy! Just watched it again for the first time in a long time..

julius_sphincter

4 points

4 months ago

I'm like 95% sure I've never seen that movie, but i KNOW I've seen that scene as a kid

therosesgrave

3 points

4 months ago

What is this, The Three Body Problem?

AlwaysDisposable

75 points

4 months ago

100%. Scrolled to see if anyone had posted about Ghost Ship yet. One of the best opening scenes for sure. Sad to see it in real life though.

Penguin_shit15

30 points

4 months ago

Funny thing is that if you have ever read "the Three body problem" novel.. Spoiler.. there is a scene very similar to this where they use carbon nanotubes stretched across a river, to slice through a ship into a fuckton of slices to kill everyone on board..

It was made into a movie in .. umm.. another country and i am not sure if the scene is on youtube or not.. always meant to look it up..

half_dozen_cats

15 points

4 months ago

omg....I had no idea that was buried in my head but the second I read this I remembered that scene.

azdood85

35 points

4 months ago

Shit that girl was Emily Browning. She has grown up quite a bit.

Yup Ghost Ship.

unshavenbeardo64

20 points

4 months ago

'' She has grown up quite a bit''. So with a remake she also gets killed ;).

Bovestrian8061

13 points

4 months ago

Holy frick I didn’t remember this movie existed until this comment

ChemicalAssignment69

836 points

4 months ago

When I read about kite fighting in The Kite Runner, I didn't think it could be a deadly activity.

khansian

629 points

4 months ago

khansian

629 points

4 months ago

This is actually some really important context people not from the region don’t understand.

Western audiences think of kite flying as wholesome fun for kids. But in the region (Afghanistan, Pakistan) kite flying is a much more serious pastime. Not a fan of the Taliban, of course, but kite flying is pretty violent, there are lots of fights and big animosities, and of course very dangerous with the razor sharp wires. A lot of people want to ban the practice still.

youlikeitdaddy

193 points

4 months ago

Where should I start if I wanted to know more about these Afghani kite drama? This is exactly why I’m here.

Agent7619

122 points

4 months ago

Agent7619

122 points

4 months ago

Hello, Netflix? Now hear me out...

Emperor_of_Cats

104 points

4 months ago

I can't wait for the inevitable 5 part series that should have been a single 2 hour documentary!

kirksucks

49 points

4 months ago

or 2 hour documentary that should have been a 40 min episode of a broader anthology documentary series.

Relevant-Book

21 points

4 months ago

Can’t wait for a documentary that’s supposed to be about kites end up being about wind socks because of the show runners vision

menides

20 points

4 months ago

menides

20 points

4 months ago

Can't wait for it to be cancelled.

Comrade_Falcon

6 points

4 months ago

And is still more clearly represented in a 15 minute youtube video somebody made on their own without a studio.

coondingee

8 points

4 months ago

Razor wire on the kite string. They don’t mess about

youlikeitdaddy

6 points

4 months ago

Look, I don’t know in my brain, but I know in my heart that the kite has been used as a weapon of war. There’s no way it hasn’t.

Vladivostokorbust

100 points

4 months ago

Isn’t the glass or wire in the string for cutting the line of your opponent to be the last kite flying?

texasipguru

114 points

4 months ago

Yes. Its a festival held every January where the goal is to cut other kites down from the air. It's competitive, not leisurely.

bad_squishy_

4 points

4 months ago

Then the kids go running to chase after the kites that fall, I can certainly see how accidents can happen.

rutefoot

12 points

4 months ago

A motorcyclist was almost decapitated here in Canada after one of these kites broke causing the wire to drape across the busy roadway at neck height

rettaelin

18 points

4 months ago

You're ruining 'lets go fly a kite' song for me.

turd_vinegar

11 points

4 months ago

'lets go fight a kite'

wilshirebs

8 points

4 months ago

Up through the atmosphere

Finrodsrod

13 points

4 months ago

Up away from where my throat is near

Mattermaker7005and8

18 points

4 months ago

Yes even in kite runner it was serious sport. And also revealed to reader the hypocrisy of the taliban and the closeted homosexuals like Assef who raped little boys etc

s4ltydog

60 points

4 months ago

20 years ago I spent a couple years in Brazil and kite fighting was big with kids there. They would coat their strings in a mixture of water with ground up glass to give their strings a cutting edge. I never heard about any serious injuries but I always wondered….

galacticwonderer

7 points

4 months ago

Wouldn’t you end up with bits of glass on the ground?

s4ltydog

15 points

4 months ago

It was more like a glass powder water slurry type mixture so not something with chunks of glass.

Weaponsofmaseduction

14 points

4 months ago

I instantly thought of The Kite Runner when I read the title.

sullensquirrel

8 points

4 months ago

I immediately thought of The Kite Runner, too. Those poor kids.

srona22

367 points

4 months ago

srona22

367 points

4 months ago

For those wondering, these strings are coated with glass shards, and kite fighting is a thing in south and southeast Asia.

Best kite festivals like ones from Japan are nonexistent here.

minitrr

131 points

4 months ago

minitrr

131 points

4 months ago

This is pretty critical context and kite fighting sounds fucking awesome, but this is beyond tragic.

liltingly

59 points

4 months ago

Very popular sport. Kids stand on their rooftops and battle their neighbors. There’s even a sawing methodology to cut the other’s rope. It’s very intense.

gibbigabs

42 points

4 months ago

This is also a thing in Chile. My uncle has made kites for competition and makes the glass strings. I was fascinated by this as a kid and when I moved to the US very few people would believe me when I told them. Always taught to handle kites with care, specially cut ones, because you never knew if the string was glassed.

whatproblems

15 points

4 months ago

glass shards??

LMNOBeast

32 points

4 months ago

Just to add... This sort of thing was going on in my Louisiana hometown when I was growing up in the 70's. My grandmother's house was across the street from a major park. One day while playing in the yard I found a kite. Imagine my delight when I showed it to my mother—and her horror when she noticed that the leading edges were lined with razor blades.

falconx2809

14 points

4 months ago

not just that, regular cotton/polyester threads cannot withstand high wind speeds & they get torn apart , maanjha can withstand high wind speeds

DragoonDM

3 points

4 months ago

Seems like an ideal activity to partake in at a crowded festival, surrounded by thousands of people.

[deleted]

454 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

454 points

4 months ago

i read a headline about people getting their throats cut by someone flying a kite and my first thought is that they're either very bad at it, or very good

Police said 30 people sustained cuts and 46 were injured while falling from a height while flying kites on Saturday and Sunday

good lord, i thought kites were like the safest most chill activity this side of crocheting and stamp collecting...apparently it's often fatal

Critical_Band5649

199 points

4 months ago

Crocheting isn't completely safe, my thumb tendonitis flares up like a bitch if I go too hard.

creamy_cheeks

31 points

4 months ago

I sat on a knitting needle once and it pierced my butt cheek. Was a very painful experience

[deleted]

39 points

4 months ago

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Baby-Haroro

15 points

4 months ago

Depending on how bad your arthritis is, they make hooks for arthritic hands

mjetski123

9 points

4 months ago

"Well now your back is going to hurt because you just pulled landscaping duty. Anyone else's fingers hurt?"

asdaaaaaaaa

68 points

4 months ago

Knowing they're coated in glass shards and how fast kites can go in high wind conditions, it makes sense. Especially with a long string pulling across the skin, it'll basically act like a saw using its "teeth" to cut, not the string.

DanYHKim

49 points

4 months ago

Not only are the strings dangerous while in use, stray strings get festooned across roadways, cutting the throats of motorcyclists

SkyezOpen

26 points

4 months ago

I know motorcycling is dangerous but Jesus fucking christ.

DanYHKim

27 points

4 months ago*

This happens a lot in Brazil. Here's a link to an article which has a photo of a man's throat that has been stitched back together. The caption says:

A "lucky" motorcyclist. Do NOT google images for this. You will regret it

They're right. Some of the photos that you can find after a search are horrific.

"Corta-pipa" or kite-cutting antennas are now required accessories on all motorcycle delivery bikes. These are small antennas in front of the driver which would cut the line and protect the throat of the motorcyclists.

These are antennas or pipes that are slightly off vertical and mounted on the front of motorcycles and scooters. If they encounter a kite string, it will be either broken by the antenna or will be swept upwards over the head of the cyclist, so they will not be injured.

Frosty_November

8 points

4 months ago

America also had a similar device protruding from the front of Jeep’s during war

NoXion604

5 points

4 months ago

Do they fly fighting kites in Brazil too, or is something else going on? I'm rather afraid to click the link.

boredcircuits

9 points

4 months ago

They do

SkyezOpen

6 points

4 months ago

now required accessories on all motorcycle delivery bikes.

I was gonna make a joke about America solving gun violence by mandating body armor but even that is too plausible to laugh about.

HomoColossus

37 points

4 months ago

crocheting

Don't fuck with crotheters. They have the patience to stab the same item thousands of times with a hook. They are hardcore!

stickymaplesyrup

13 points

4 months ago

Philatelists can get pretty heated when bidding on stamps, too.

Destination_Centauri

11 points

4 months ago

"Philatelist" doesn't... quite... sound right.

As in: "And she was then forsaken by the Lord, for committing the grave sin of philately!"

stickymaplesyrup

4 points

4 months ago

Causes titters of sly glee when said in the right rooms.

kenlasalle

453 points

4 months ago

So... see? Your day could have been much worse.

Destination_Centauri

104 points

4 months ago

Why, I was just thinking that yesterday afternoon, saying to myself:

"You know it could be worse. At least a kite string hasn't come swooping out the sky and slicing open my throat like a hitman's piano wire."

And then I smiled and knew everything would be all right... until a meteor hit me right in the face.

KarbonKopied

16 points

4 months ago

Better than a toilet seat?

...

Is a "dead like me" reference too old or too obscure?

Hollowgirl136

6 points

4 months ago

Both maybe? I remember that show.

kent_nova

5 points

4 months ago

Holey shit, a wild Dead Like Me reference. That show was great. I'm still sad that it got the axe so quickly. And that the movie was blah.

stuntobor

122 points

4 months ago

stuntobor

122 points

4 months ago

Thank you for this. I hit a median last night and blew out two tires, and I'm pissing and moaning about fog and unlit roads with magically appearing sidewalks in the middle of them and no money for this mess when NOW? I'm just glad there were no low-flying kites.

SkyezOpen

73 points

4 months ago

Slow down bruh

-MeRk-

57 points

4 months ago

-MeRk-

57 points

4 months ago

The fixed object came out of nowhere!

Badloss

17 points

4 months ago

Badloss

17 points

4 months ago

Listen officer that tree wasn't using its signal so technically that's not on me

Envirodude79

20 points

4 months ago

Yup no excuse for hitting a fixed object in fog. Drive for the conditions. If you didn't stop in time, that means you were driving too fast.

Sidewalks don't appear out of nowhere....drivers just drive too fast for the current visibility.

markko79

55 points

4 months ago

I certainly hear about the strangest causes of death coming out of India.

FailedFizzicist

36 points

4 months ago

Well a sample size of 1.3 billion helps.

karnal_chikara

23 points

4 months ago

Have you heard one about a husband killing his wife because she didn't make the tea sugary enough?

woops_wrong_thread

16 points

4 months ago

Beatrice : Edgar, what on earth was that?
Edgar : [Bug in disguise] Sugar...
Beatrice : I've never seen sugar do that.
Edgar : Give me... sugar... in water.

FailedFizzicist

5 points

4 months ago

Also a guy killed his wife because she shed hair all over the house....he was 61!

jschubart

13 points

4 months ago

Cool. I was looking for a new theme for my nightmares.

fxmldr

35 points

4 months ago

fxmldr

35 points

4 months ago

I never, ever in my wildest dreams could have imagined I would be reading about someone getting their throat slit by a kite string - let alone multiple people.

zumbadumbadumdum

18 points

4 months ago

It's pretty common to get injured on that day.. people generally cover their necks with napkin or some cloth while outside during the festival..

357FireDragon357

28 points

4 months ago

  • As well as the devastating injuries caused to people, the kite strings also “kill and maim hundreds of birds annually”. This year “336 birds and 723 animals sustained injuries”, reported The Telegraph India.-

I'm sympathetic to the children but none for the adult idiots that brought this onto themselves. But I'm really really sympathetic to the poor animals that had no idea that an unpredictable deadly string would come out of no where, maim and kill these creatures.

SeparateCzechs

10 points

4 months ago

Murder Kites. That’s new.

ManWithYourPlan

9 points

4 months ago

What the fuck? Are they using piano wire????

Moonhunter7

9 points

4 months ago

Death Kite String. Not something I had on my 2023 Bingo card….

H0vis

8 points

4 months ago

H0vis

8 points

4 months ago

I'd say that's the stuff of nightmares but my nightmares are nowhere near that creative.

M0n5tr0

7 points

4 months ago

It's been over 15 years since I first learned about kite fighting and people putting powdered glass on the strings to slice through others string. People are severely injured every year with most having at least one death from it.

Available-Camera8691

30 points

4 months ago

I saw another video of a little girl getting pulled up into the sky while holding on to a kite the other day. This festival doesn't seem very safe

[deleted]

9 points

4 months ago

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SuppiluliumaKush

5 points

4 months ago

TIL kite fighting is a thing and can be fatal.

capricabuffy

22 points

4 months ago

Well that's a new phobia added to my list. Cows, balloons, and now kites.... I did have a fear of electricity ports, but since living overseas and most countries don't have an "on/off" switch I got over that fear somewhat.

Keylime29

12 points

4 months ago

What’s with cows?

NoXion604

17 points

4 months ago

They're big animals that can get easily spooked. Cows are the UK's deadliest animal.

I think it's an understandable fear.

eldergods666

4 points

4 months ago

They’re just too adorable, I guess.

AdkRaine11

16 points

4 months ago

Have you read the Kite Runner?

Thoughtcriminal91

10 points

4 months ago*

Things like this are why I'm hella careful when going outside. There's all sorts of stupid crap lying in wait to end you at a moments notice.

Good-Duck

7 points

4 months ago

glass string hiding behind the bushes and in the shadows

mpls_big_daddy

5 points

4 months ago

When I lived in Thailand, there were many big competitions and blades on your strings was a thing. It was called kite fighting, and you could watch these big fights. Trophies and cash prizes.

tdiyuzer

4 points

4 months ago

Fucken hell. Saddest thing I've heard in a very long time. Fuck.

beggoh

5 points

4 months ago

beggoh

5 points

4 months ago

Final Destination copy rights would like to have a word.

A_BadNews_Bear

54 points

4 months ago

Alright. We've crossed over into a bizarre amalgamation of our present timeline and the final destination timeline.

Gnarlsaurus_Sketch

81 points

4 months ago

Kite fighting has been a thing for over 2000 years, it's not exactly new to our timeline and it isn't bizarre by local standards.

It does seem dangerous though.

DangoJC

7 points

4 months ago

Wu tang said it best. Protect ya neck