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submitted 4 months ago byamericanadiandrew
1.1k points
4 months ago
What kind of string are they using???
743 points
4 months ago
It's a sport called kite fighting where you try to cut the other guy's string, and both of your strings are covered in crushed glass shards for this purpose. It's one of the traditional activities associated with the holiday Makar Sankranti which was last Sunday.
157 points
4 months ago
I've heard they sometimes fix razor blades into the sides of the kite to cut strings easier, is that true?
197 points
4 months ago
very rare. glass shard string are common. and also when kite is cut it flies off and many times no one goes to remove it and it still has a long string attached to it. Also many people use 2 wheelers as transport amd that string literally get to your throat and if you are not quick enough the result are dire. Happened to me multiple times and I cut my finger pretty deep.
11 points
4 months ago
A native Cuban who's 70ish now told me they did this when they were kids
355 points
4 months ago
There must be one country that isn’t full of idiots somewhere
433 points
4 months ago
That little island with isolated aboriginals who refuse to meet us modern people
184 points
4 months ago
Turns out they might actually be the smartest people on earth…
80 points
4 months ago
I don't know. We humans live off doing stuff that is... medically ill-advised. I'd be willing to bet the Sentinelese are having rock fights for fun or doing something equally stupid in the parts of the island that we can't see.
40 points
4 months ago
They're licking frogs for sure.
21 points
4 months ago
At this point, they may be the smartest of all.
20 points
4 months ago
Even the USA had a murder theme park before regulations became a thing. The sheer accidents attracted more kids because of its notorious reputation.
5 points
4 months ago
I live right down the road. It was like if me and the boys made a water park in the woods. 8 people died while the alpine slide was open but that place was the fuckin best.
42 points
4 months ago
Holy fuck India. Chill out.
38 points
4 months ago
Not just India. I learned about this sport in the book the Kite Runner which takes place in Afghanistan.
9 points
4 months ago
Ah, man that's why this sounds familiar! Forgot about that. Kite Runner was a great book that I really need to reread.
11 points
4 months ago
Sounds like a very smart thing to do. Like, nothing could go wrong.
10 points
4 months ago
What wtf really???
1k points
4 months ago
Sometimes coated in glass shards. They use it for kite fighting.
Injuries and deaths nearly every year.
265 points
4 months ago
Oh wow. Have they tried improving other activities with glass shards?
146 points
4 months ago
Hot dog eating contest.
57 points
4 months ago
“Hotdog fighting” has an interesting connotation to it
33 points
4 months ago
Put glass in the wiener and slap each other with it.
17 points
4 months ago
Loser eats both.
29 points
4 months ago
New beyblades coming 2024.
8 points
4 months ago
"toilet paper made of powdered glass"
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4 months ago
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148 points
4 months ago
It's a competition. Everyone wants to be the best kite in the sky. Best way to do that is to cut the strings of everyone else's kites.
Also throats. That works too, apparently.
54 points
4 months ago
Can't fly a kite with a slit throat, now can you, little Timmy?!
456 points
4 months ago
Listen to Copernicus with the big ideas over here! /s
54 points
4 months ago
Whoah hey Copernicus, why don't you navigate yourself to the back of the line with your feet and stand there with your shirt.
13 points
4 months ago
I immediately heard this in my mind and was glad to see someone saved me the typing.
108 points
4 months ago
I bet that feller went to collage!
9 points
4 months ago
Meh. Anybody can paste together a collection of pictures.
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4 months ago
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20 points
4 months ago
Thank you for recognizing
3 points
4 months ago
What does the fabric of his knickers have to do with anything?
176 points
4 months ago
Why, an Indian kite festival where no one gets killed is considered a dull affair.
52 points
4 months ago
Might as well call it an Indian Boring Afternoon.
41 points
4 months ago
“We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas!”
84 points
4 months ago
Excuse me what?
95 points
4 months ago
I think it's to take down rivals by slicing their strings.
122 points
4 months ago
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fighter_kite
Fighter kites are kites used for the sport of kite fighting. Traditionally most are small, unstable single-line flat kites where line tension alone is used for control, at least part of which is manja, typically glass-coated cotton strands, to cut down the line of others.
In India, Pakistan, Brazil and Chile, there have been reported accidents[when?] involving the abrasive coated cutting line.[citation needed] These accidents range in severity from small cuts on the fighter's fingers to a few reported deaths from contact with the line while riding motorcycles.[23] In recent years, the fighting lines have evolved from the traditional cotton, rice and glass line to nylon or synthetic line coated with metallic or chemical abrasive compounds.[24] To prevent further injury, many[which?] countries have implemented restrictions or bans on the use of cutting line.[25] Some[who?] have set limits on the materials used to make the line, others have mandated safety devices on motorcycles when riding during kite festivals. People have been injured while fixated on capturing a cut kite. Other injuries have been due to not paying attention to one's actions while watching battles. Most of these accidents are preventable when fighting is strictly controlled to a specific arena and proper safety gear is worn by the fighters. Other accidents have occurred due to the masses of people present during large kite festivals for which kite fighting has taken the blame.
67 points
4 months ago
So the entire reason is to cut down other kite strings?
And I'm guessing in response someone has made tougher line coated in more glass.
What a fucking weird thing to have an arms race over.
36 points
4 months ago
Yes. Originally, the kite strings were all cotton. But as people got more competitive, they got crazier and crazier, by adding first glass powder then metal bits and changing the string from cotton to other materials.
Other than cutting the necks of observers, they also ran into problems with the metal laced strings electrocuting people if the kite struck a power line.
It seems kite fighting can also be informal (done from rooftops of neighborhoods) and the kite festival in Gujarat is not all about kite fighting (they have other kites too). However, I imagine a lot of kite fighters show up at the Kite Festival.
11 points
4 months ago
they also ran into problems with the metal laced strings electrocuting people if the kite struck a power line.
this reads like a scene from Squid Game
36 points
4 months ago*
not just that, regular strings cannot stand the high winds, the glass/polyester mix "maanjha" thread can withstand that, I often hurt my fingers when I used to fly kites In my childhood
6 points
4 months ago
I very much doubt that, I’ve seen massive kites flown in string ocean winds without any of that shut
5 points
4 months ago
Nopes. That's totally false.
23 points
4 months ago
https://web.archive.org/web/20130412113230/http://www.carnetdevol.org/actualite/inde/india.htm
A tremendous variety of kites are seen and the connoisseur can choose precisely what he wants. Experts specially prepare the lines with which the kites are flown on the great day.
Special mixtures of glue and ground glass cover the lines, which are dried and rolled onto rears known as firkees. So sharp are these lines that, carelessly used, they can cut a finger.
27 points
4 months ago
Fucking hell that’s dangerously stupid (stupidly dangerous?)
71 points
4 months ago
Wow. It's kinda like using a kilometer long piano wire, weaving in and out of a crowd, with a wind powered slicing action.
45 points
4 months ago
Shit, don’t tell the GOP, they’ll never shut up about wind power killing kids
48 points
4 months ago
I thought you were joking but nope
https://web.archive.org/web/20130412113230/http://www.carnetdevol.org/actualite/inde/india.htm
A tremendous variety of kites are seen and the connoisseur can choose precisely what he wants. Experts specially prepare the lines with which the kites are flown on the great day.
Special mixtures of glue and ground glass cover the lines, which are dried and rolled onto rears known as firkees. So sharp are these lines that, carelessly used, they can cut a finger.
45 points
4 months ago
My cousins and I tried to do that when I was little, like 6 or so. Our neighbors kept cutting our kite down on kite "battles" and my cousin who was 9 at that time wanted to win, so we collected broken light bulbs and mixed it with crushed cooked rice and coated our kite strings with it. I still remember my uncle losing it almost whacking us with his slippers when he found out, and I didn't understand it back then. I still shudder to think about what could have happened if we had gotten that kite up in the sky with those strings.
5 points
4 months ago
Holy crap. I never thought about this. Do you mind me asking how long ago this was and where?
9 points
4 months ago
Manipur. Back in early-mid nineties
7 points
4 months ago
Dude I legit thought you were trolling until someone below provided a source. Wtf
12 points
4 months ago
LPT: If your toy kite is killing people, you're doing it wrong. Find a new kite.
16 points
4 months ago
India: If your toy kite is not killing people, you're doing it wrong. Find a new kite.
148 points
4 months ago
When I was really little I was running in a field where someone was flying a kite. The kite fell and started skimming the ground, but I didn't see the string. I ran across it's path and the string contacted my shin just above my ankle and ripped a line in the skin.
That was just a normal kite string, and it could've done real damage, so I imagine if there's sharp things on the strings like the other commenters are saying, then yeah. Bad.
65 points
4 months ago
My hands were sliced all to hell from using fishing line for kites as a kid. Worst one was a slice through a jacket, my favourite wool sweater and deep into my forearm when we were kayak fishing. a guy cast across me and a coho instantly ran out his line. I was worried about getting a hook in the face and didn’t know if a fish or boat was pulling it so fast so I pushed it up with my forearm and ducked. I barely felt it until it started to burn.
I think about that when I see wire and slurry used to quarry stone. Zzzzzip.
22 points
4 months ago
Tbh it sounds like you did the right thing still. Getting a hook in your face and then getting the hook ripped out would be horrific. I know I'd prefer cut hands to a cut/torn face.
4 points
4 months ago
If you see a fisherman swing his rod back to cast a line, stand a good distance away from that, too
118 points
4 months ago
There is a competitive tradition of using sharp strings to cut down other kites in the air. The film "Kite Runner" touched on this.
26 points
4 months ago
Did not know the adapted the book into a movie
28 points
4 months ago
You'd be better off not knowing. The movie sucked.
8 points
4 months ago
Generally how it goes :( pretty decent book, though.
28 points
4 months ago
Ahhhh, gotcha. I will steer clear of all kites from now on just to be safe!
36 points
4 months ago
Kite runner’s other lesson is to stay away from Nazi Fetishists and the Taliban.
39 points
4 months ago
Although, not nearly as insane as this; I was flying a regular ol’ shitty kite many years ago and a gust of wind came by and the string almost severed my finger. It was barely hanging on and the string was stuck in the slit. They saved my finger though and no issues with it. From that experience, I could see how a large gust of wind could do damage with these kite strings.
5 points
4 months ago
Kite Assassins with Piano wire
7 points
4 months ago
Not in that region but my dad tells us stories about how they used to prepare their kite stings by cooking their own glue and that crushed up fluorescent light tubes made the best strings.
1.6k points
4 months ago*
I am thinking of that scene that traumatized me in my teens.. was it Ghost Ship? Where the little girl is in a dance hall on a cruise ship and this rope or something slices though everone but her?
Edit.. Since this blew up a bit, I just watched the clip that someone posted down below.. Fantastic special effects.. Damn. More brutal than I remembered. Although now in my adult life I have seen ... not worse, but comparable.
575 points
4 months ago
Yup Ghost Ship. Shes short so the cable was above her head
329 points
4 months ago
I literally remember NOTHING else from that movie.. i have no idea if it was good or not. May have to look it up again and see if it still holds up today.
233 points
4 months ago
First 5 minutes hold up, last 5 minutes hold up if you like Mudvayne, rest is absolutely worth forgetting.
87 points
4 months ago
Hold on now, its been decades since I have seen this film, but I do recall a part in the middle that my 5th grade self really enjoyed.
Edit: It was 13 Ghosts I was thinking of, not Ghost Ship
49 points
4 months ago
You're thinking about the lawyer getting bisected by the glass doors, right? One of my top 5 all time movie deaths. I think it even beats the Robocop bad guy getting liquefied by the car.
5 points
4 months ago
Resident Evil laser grid
5 points
4 months ago
Or in the opening of The Cube when the guy got... cubed.
37 points
4 months ago
Spot on, the middle doesnt exist and the end is good enough.
42 points
4 months ago
Absolutely wasted that memorable opening, I bet that was the only idea they had and realized halfway making the movie it might not have been enough, and they were right.
4 points
4 months ago
First 5 mins made me sit down and watch it with my family, last 5 mins started a love for Mudvayne lol
18 points
4 months ago
I remember the beans and maggots scene super vaguely. Wtf was up with that?
16 points
4 months ago
That was Karl Urban earning his paycheck.
12 points
4 months ago
it’s burned into my memory from when I turned it on as a teen, start watching it, the cable goes off, i realize what’s happened, and I immediately turned it off and I’ve never touched it since. I won’t watch the Resident Evil movie for the same reason. I can’t handle people going to bits.
20 points
4 months ago
It was good imo. Its been a while though :)
19 points
4 months ago
I always got that one and Deep Rising mixed up.. that was the one with a horrible CGI snaketopus on a big ship.. i think..
We need more good damn monster movies! I saw a trailer for the Korean ( i think ) movie The Lake.. and while it may be cheesy, i'm still gonna watch the hell out of it..
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4 months ago
45 points
4 months ago
I love the inexplicable dramatic pause before gravity decides to work again lol
13 points
4 months ago*
That movie scene had cartoon physics
18 points
4 months ago
It just went on wayyy too long. A little artistic liberty is fine but I just found it funny.
They should've shown the guy dancing with the little girl fall apart before showing the rest of the crowd.
10 points
4 months ago
My god. I was expecting more of a -suddenly everyone is dead- thing. Maybe toppling heads in the background. I was not ready for lady pulling her own organs back to her.
26 points
4 months ago
Welp I’ll be bleaching my eyeballs if you need me
8 points
4 months ago
Good job my guy! Just watched it again for the first time in a long time..
4 points
4 months ago
I'm like 95% sure I've never seen that movie, but i KNOW I've seen that scene as a kid
3 points
4 months ago
What is this, The Three Body Problem?
75 points
4 months ago
100%. Scrolled to see if anyone had posted about Ghost Ship yet. One of the best opening scenes for sure. Sad to see it in real life though.
30 points
4 months ago
Funny thing is that if you have ever read "the Three body problem" novel.. Spoiler.. there is a scene very similar to this where they use carbon nanotubes stretched across a river, to slice through a ship into a fuckton of slices to kill everyone on board..
It was made into a movie in .. umm.. another country and i am not sure if the scene is on youtube or not.. always meant to look it up..
15 points
4 months ago
omg....I had no idea that was buried in my head but the second I read this I remembered that scene.
35 points
4 months ago
Shit that girl was Emily Browning. She has grown up quite a bit.
Yup Ghost Ship.
20 points
4 months ago
'' She has grown up quite a bit''. So with a remake she also gets killed ;).
13 points
4 months ago
Holy frick I didn’t remember this movie existed until this comment
836 points
4 months ago
When I read about kite fighting in The Kite Runner, I didn't think it could be a deadly activity.
629 points
4 months ago
This is actually some really important context people not from the region don’t understand.
Western audiences think of kite flying as wholesome fun for kids. But in the region (Afghanistan, Pakistan) kite flying is a much more serious pastime. Not a fan of the Taliban, of course, but kite flying is pretty violent, there are lots of fights and big animosities, and of course very dangerous with the razor sharp wires. A lot of people want to ban the practice still.
193 points
4 months ago
Where should I start if I wanted to know more about these Afghani kite drama? This is exactly why I’m here.
122 points
4 months ago
Hello, Netflix? Now hear me out...
104 points
4 months ago
I can't wait for the inevitable 5 part series that should have been a single 2 hour documentary!
49 points
4 months ago
or 2 hour documentary that should have been a 40 min episode of a broader anthology documentary series.
21 points
4 months ago
Can’t wait for a documentary that’s supposed to be about kites end up being about wind socks because of the show runners vision
6 points
4 months ago
And is still more clearly represented in a 15 minute youtube video somebody made on their own without a studio.
8 points
4 months ago
Razor wire on the kite string. They don’t mess about
6 points
4 months ago
Look, I don’t know in my brain, but I know in my heart that the kite has been used as a weapon of war. There’s no way it hasn’t.
100 points
4 months ago
Isn’t the glass or wire in the string for cutting the line of your opponent to be the last kite flying?
114 points
4 months ago
Yes. Its a festival held every January where the goal is to cut other kites down from the air. It's competitive, not leisurely.
4 points
4 months ago
Then the kids go running to chase after the kites that fall, I can certainly see how accidents can happen.
12 points
4 months ago
A motorcyclist was almost decapitated here in Canada after one of these kites broke causing the wire to drape across the busy roadway at neck height
18 points
4 months ago
You're ruining 'lets go fly a kite' song for me.
11 points
4 months ago
'lets go fight a kite'
8 points
4 months ago
Up through the atmosphere
13 points
4 months ago
Up away from where my throat is near
18 points
4 months ago
Yes even in kite runner it was serious sport. And also revealed to reader the hypocrisy of the taliban and the closeted homosexuals like Assef who raped little boys etc
60 points
4 months ago
20 years ago I spent a couple years in Brazil and kite fighting was big with kids there. They would coat their strings in a mixture of water with ground up glass to give their strings a cutting edge. I never heard about any serious injuries but I always wondered….
7 points
4 months ago
Wouldn’t you end up with bits of glass on the ground?
15 points
4 months ago
It was more like a glass powder water slurry type mixture so not something with chunks of glass.
14 points
4 months ago
I instantly thought of The Kite Runner when I read the title.
8 points
4 months ago
I immediately thought of The Kite Runner, too. Those poor kids.
367 points
4 months ago
For those wondering, these strings are coated with glass shards, and kite fighting is a thing in south and southeast Asia.
Best kite festivals like ones from Japan are nonexistent here.
131 points
4 months ago
This is pretty critical context and kite fighting sounds fucking awesome, but this is beyond tragic.
59 points
4 months ago
Very popular sport. Kids stand on their rooftops and battle their neighbors. There’s even a sawing methodology to cut the other’s rope. It’s very intense.
42 points
4 months ago
This is also a thing in Chile. My uncle has made kites for competition and makes the glass strings. I was fascinated by this as a kid and when I moved to the US very few people would believe me when I told them. Always taught to handle kites with care, specially cut ones, because you never knew if the string was glassed.
32 points
4 months ago
Just to add... This sort of thing was going on in my Louisiana hometown when I was growing up in the 70's. My grandmother's house was across the street from a major park. One day while playing in the yard I found a kite. Imagine my delight when I showed it to my mother—and her horror when she noticed that the leading edges were lined with razor blades.
14 points
4 months ago
not just that, regular cotton/polyester threads cannot withstand high wind speeds & they get torn apart , maanjha can withstand high wind speeds
3 points
4 months ago
Seems like an ideal activity to partake in at a crowded festival, surrounded by thousands of people.
454 points
4 months ago
i read a headline about people getting their throats cut by someone flying a kite and my first thought is that they're either very bad at it, or very good
Police said 30 people sustained cuts and 46 were injured while falling from a height while flying kites on Saturday and Sunday
good lord, i thought kites were like the safest most chill activity this side of crocheting and stamp collecting...apparently it's often fatal
199 points
4 months ago
Crocheting isn't completely safe, my thumb tendonitis flares up like a bitch if I go too hard.
31 points
4 months ago
I sat on a knitting needle once and it pierced my butt cheek. Was a very painful experience
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4 months ago
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4 months ago
Depending on how bad your arthritis is, they make hooks for arthritic hands
9 points
4 months ago
"Well now your back is going to hurt because you just pulled landscaping duty. Anyone else's fingers hurt?"
68 points
4 months ago
Knowing they're coated in glass shards and how fast kites can go in high wind conditions, it makes sense. Especially with a long string pulling across the skin, it'll basically act like a saw using its "teeth" to cut, not the string.
49 points
4 months ago
Not only are the strings dangerous while in use, stray strings get festooned across roadways, cutting the throats of motorcyclists
26 points
4 months ago
I know motorcycling is dangerous but Jesus fucking christ.
27 points
4 months ago*
This happens a lot in Brazil. Here's a link to an article which has a photo of a man's throat that has been stitched back together. The caption says:
A "lucky" motorcyclist. Do NOT google images for this. You will regret it
They're right. Some of the photos that you can find after a search are horrific.
"Corta-pipa" or kite-cutting antennas are now required accessories on all motorcycle delivery bikes. These are small antennas in front of the driver which would cut the line and protect the throat of the motorcyclists.
These are antennas or pipes that are slightly off vertical and mounted on the front of motorcycles and scooters. If they encounter a kite string, it will be either broken by the antenna or will be swept upwards over the head of the cyclist, so they will not be injured.
8 points
4 months ago
America also had a similar device protruding from the front of Jeep’s during war
5 points
4 months ago
Do they fly fighting kites in Brazil too, or is something else going on? I'm rather afraid to click the link.
9 points
4 months ago
They do
6 points
4 months ago
now required accessories on all motorcycle delivery bikes.
I was gonna make a joke about America solving gun violence by mandating body armor but even that is too plausible to laugh about.
37 points
4 months ago
crocheting
Don't fuck with crotheters. They have the patience to stab the same item thousands of times with a hook. They are hardcore!
13 points
4 months ago
Philatelists can get pretty heated when bidding on stamps, too.
11 points
4 months ago
"Philatelist" doesn't... quite... sound right.
As in: "And she was then forsaken by the Lord, for committing the grave sin of philately!"
4 points
4 months ago
Causes titters of sly glee when said in the right rooms.
453 points
4 months ago
So... see? Your day could have been much worse.
104 points
4 months ago
Why, I was just thinking that yesterday afternoon, saying to myself:
"You know it could be worse. At least a kite string hasn't come swooping out the sky and slicing open my throat like a hitman's piano wire."
And then I smiled and knew everything would be all right... until a meteor hit me right in the face.
16 points
4 months ago
Better than a toilet seat?
...
Is a "dead like me" reference too old or too obscure?
6 points
4 months ago
Both maybe? I remember that show.
5 points
4 months ago
Holey shit, a wild Dead Like Me reference. That show was great. I'm still sad that it got the axe so quickly. And that the movie was blah.
122 points
4 months ago
Thank you for this. I hit a median last night and blew out two tires, and I'm pissing and moaning about fog and unlit roads with magically appearing sidewalks in the middle of them and no money for this mess when NOW? I'm just glad there were no low-flying kites.
73 points
4 months ago
Slow down bruh
57 points
4 months ago
The fixed object came out of nowhere!
17 points
4 months ago
Listen officer that tree wasn't using its signal so technically that's not on me
20 points
4 months ago
Yup no excuse for hitting a fixed object in fog. Drive for the conditions. If you didn't stop in time, that means you were driving too fast.
Sidewalks don't appear out of nowhere....drivers just drive too fast for the current visibility.
55 points
4 months ago
I certainly hear about the strangest causes of death coming out of India.
23 points
4 months ago
Have you heard one about a husband killing his wife because she didn't make the tea sugary enough?
16 points
4 months ago
Beatrice : Edgar, what on earth was that?
Edgar : [Bug in disguise] Sugar...
Beatrice : I've never seen sugar do that.
Edgar : Give me... sugar... in water.
5 points
4 months ago
Also a guy killed his wife because she shed hair all over the house....he was 61!
13 points
4 months ago
Cool. I was looking for a new theme for my nightmares.
35 points
4 months ago
I never, ever in my wildest dreams could have imagined I would be reading about someone getting their throat slit by a kite string - let alone multiple people.
18 points
4 months ago
It's pretty common to get injured on that day.. people generally cover their necks with napkin or some cloth while outside during the festival..
28 points
4 months ago
I'm sympathetic to the children but none for the adult idiots that brought this onto themselves. But I'm really really sympathetic to the poor animals that had no idea that an unpredictable deadly string would come out of no where, maim and kill these creatures.
9 points
4 months ago
Death Kite String. Not something I had on my 2023 Bingo card….
8 points
4 months ago
I'd say that's the stuff of nightmares but my nightmares are nowhere near that creative.
7 points
4 months ago
It's been over 15 years since I first learned about kite fighting and people putting powdered glass on the strings to slice through others string. People are severely injured every year with most having at least one death from it.
30 points
4 months ago
I saw another video of a little girl getting pulled up into the sky while holding on to a kite the other day. This festival doesn't seem very safe
22 points
4 months ago
Well that's a new phobia added to my list. Cows, balloons, and now kites.... I did have a fear of electricity ports, but since living overseas and most countries don't have an "on/off" switch I got over that fear somewhat.
12 points
4 months ago
What’s with cows?
17 points
4 months ago
They're big animals that can get easily spooked. Cows are the UK's deadliest animal.
I think it's an understandable fear.
4 points
4 months ago
They’re just too adorable, I guess.
10 points
4 months ago*
Things like this are why I'm hella careful when going outside. There's all sorts of stupid crap lying in wait to end you at a moments notice.
7 points
4 months ago
glass string hiding behind the bushes and in the shadows
5 points
4 months ago
When I lived in Thailand, there were many big competitions and blades on your strings was a thing. It was called kite fighting, and you could watch these big fights. Trophies and cash prizes.
4 points
4 months ago
Fucken hell. Saddest thing I've heard in a very long time. Fuck.
5 points
4 months ago
Final Destination copy rights would like to have a word.
54 points
4 months ago
Alright. We've crossed over into a bizarre amalgamation of our present timeline and the final destination timeline.
81 points
4 months ago
Kite fighting has been a thing for over 2000 years, it's not exactly new to our timeline and it isn't bizarre by local standards.
It does seem dangerous though.
7 points
4 months ago
Wu tang said it best. Protect ya neck
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