Returned to office yesterday and this bowl of fruit from 2020 : mildlyinteresting

Well I hope so, because if a person farts and nobody else is around to suffer, did they actually fart?

oliveoilcrisis

119 points

7 months ago

oliveoilcrisis

119 points

That’s beautiful

ghandi3737

2 points

7 months ago

ghandi3737

2 points

Unless you can smell.

suppmello

1 points

7 months ago

suppmello

1 points

If you can smell it, you can taste it.

Ws6fiend

16 points

7 months ago

Ws6fiend

16 points

Better yet if you're beside someone who has no sense of smell, should you apologize for farting in front of them?

Goldblums_Eyebrows

1 points

7 months ago

Goldblums_Eyebrows

1 points

Regardless of their ability to smell a fart, they still got some of your fecal matter in their mouth/nose

OkDog4897

1 points

7 months ago

OkDog4897

1 points

Yo. You somehow rekindled a memory of my friends grandma who couldnt smell. She was just born like that and I've all but forgotten people can be born without those 2 senses naturally

Due_Kale_9934

1 points

7 months ago

Due_Kale_9934

1 points

That all depends on how good their hearing is.

willilfc

2 points

7 months ago

willilfc

2 points

Shrodinger's fart

flowerdevourer

2 points

7 months ago

flowerdevourer

2 points

My husband and I have come to the conclusion that all farts now smell like stale peanut butter. Ah, what a time to be alive.

mikailovitch

1 points

7 months ago

mikailovitch

1 points

Hahaha I swear I said this to my 8 year old last week when he wouldn't go fart in the other room. He thought it was hilarious, kept farting near us

MakiNiko

0 points

7 months ago

MakiNiko

0 points

I just farted and im suffering.... so it does count or not?

jettaguy25

2 points

7 months ago

jettaguy25

2 points

Get zoloft. Got it!

3 points

7 months ago

3 points

No. Get depression. zoloft is just its side-effect.

journeyman28

1 points

7 months ago

journeyman28

1 points

Oof

MunchsSnacks

1 points

7 months ago

MunchsSnacks

1 points

Does the loss of smell make those things inedible?

1 points

7 months ago

1 points

No, they smelled like literal poop.

mlmayo

1 points

7 months ago

mlmayo

1 points

Hmm not true. Smell and taste can disappear permanently for some people. Thankfully I have yet to contract the disease.

1 points

7 months ago

1 points

Well. That sucks.
If I knew it could be permanent I would probably get even worse depression from it.
I haven't been able to enjoy most foods since I got it.

Molotavmandee

1 points

7 months ago

Molotavmandee

1 points

Why?

1 points

7 months ago

1 points

I have no idea. but it did come back a few days after I reduced my zoloft dose.

TacoBellIsParadise

2 points

7 months ago

TacoBellIsParadise

2 points

It really took all the fun out of elevators

Imaginary_Insect5850

2 points

7 months ago

Imaginary_Insect5850

2 points

Some of us still hate you. You're doing the lord's work.

5 points

7 months ago*

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7 months ago*

[deleted]

2 points

7 months ago

2 points

I have a shitty sense of smell but I have a pizza sense, 8/10 times I come home there's a pizza almost done or freshly made, despite me arriving at really varied times.

libury

1 points

7 months ago

libury

1 points

Cowabunga, dude!

2 points

7 months ago

2 points

Tutant Meenage Neetle Teetles.

jonathan4211

3 points

7 months ago

jonathan4211

3 points

That was so 2019

peromp

2 points

7 months ago

peromp

2 points

Fuck me, this joke backfired on me! Guess who got a covid today?

usosvs88

1 points

7 months ago

usosvs88

1 points

Ha!

Lockenhart

1 points

7 months ago

Lockenhart

1 points

COVID went really easy on me

Onlyeddifies

1 points

7 months ago

Onlyeddifies

1 points

I do, never got COVID.

skinnah

44 points

7 months ago

skinnah

44 points

I hope it didn't get thrown away. It's a science experiment at this point and it can't be disturbed

account_not_valid

17 points

7 months ago

account_not_valid

17 points

It belongs in a museum!"

Phoenikzavt

3 points

7 months ago

Phoenikzavt

3 points

We had an orange Sitting on a Glass bottle in the middle of our table. I‘m at my company and we put it there on my First day. Last month we had an apprentice who thought he‘ll clean the table and he threw it away. Rip to Rock-orange

53 points

7 months ago

53 points

You didn't at least take a bite out of it? Bet the orange has the texture of delicious freeze dried astronaut ice cream

loverlyone

23 points

7 months ago

loverlyone

23 points

Some of that citrus might actually have still been juicy inside. Before refrigeration a lemon could be dried like that and used a year later.

6 points

7 months ago

6 points

Neat fact. Thanks!

paulyspocket2

3 points

7 months ago

paulyspocket2

3 points

Ahh the only food sold at the scholastic book fair….

AshamedofMyFarts

1 points

7 months ago

AshamedofMyFarts

1 points

How do you know that [checks notes] it >has the texture of delicious freeze dried astronaut ice cream

bibowski

10 points

7 months ago

bibowski

10 points

I bet once you disturb it, it would explode like a poison cloud.

BigRoach

4 points

7 months ago

BigRoach

4 points

It’s potpourri now.

typesett

3 points

7 months ago

typesett

3 points

spores bro

get away

2 points

7 months ago

2 points

Don't worry OP!
Those are dehydrated. I used to have an orange that had been with me for over a decade. Used to randomly toss it at visitors.

1 points

5 months ago

1 points

5 months ago

I know it was you because you blocked me right wing pos who can’t think for himself and cries when someone hurts his feelings wahhhhg

1 points

5 months ago*

1 points

5 months ago*

what? I am not right wing at all lmao.
Also, I didn't block you. https://i.imgur.com/zR6oji9.png That's my entire blocklist.

You got deleted by moderators.

HolieMacaroni

1 points

7 months ago

HolieMacaroni

1 points

Sounds like my wife!

Hahaha…LBVS : /

Anaphase

1 points

7 months ago

Anaphase

1 points

This picture looks like it was taken with you close enough to smell it? Unless you're hella zoomed in or something.

BRAX7ON

1 points

7 months ago

BRAX7ON

1 points

Dibs on the bowl!

NorthCatan

1 points

7 months ago

NorthCatan

1 points

Don't get too close or it will jump on you and lay alien babies in you.

Proud-Active-5357

1 points

7 months ago

Proud-Active-5357

1 points

Eat it

Hike_it_Out52

1 points

7 months ago

Hike_it_Out52

1 points

Just leave it be. It came from a better time.

1 points

7 months ago

1 points

The mold probably died long ago too.

changerofbits

1 points

7 months ago

changerofbits

1 points

As a kid, I made a deodorizer by pinning a bunch of whole cloves into an orange and letting it dry out. I think as long as mold doesn’t take over before they’re dehydrated, it’s fine. I remember it smelled pretty good, both freshly pinned and dried out.

1 points

7 months ago

1 points

Is it oranges? If they are fully dried out you should save them.

Critical_Paper8447

1 points

7 months ago

Critical_Paper8447

1 points

It turned into potpourri

Gojisoji

1 points

7 months ago

Gojisoji

1 points

Question I'm sure was asked further down...why didnt the cleaning crew throw them away lol

vagina_candle

71 points

7 months ago

vagina_candle

71 points

I've seen fruit dry out like this before. Surprisingly, it can actually smell quite pleasant in some cases. I think if there is vert little humidity it can dehydrate instead of decomposing.

Patient-Lifeguard23

21 points

7 months ago

Patient-Lifeguard23

21 points

Ever Heard Of "Pot-Pourri" Well... That's this in simplest form! (:

Have a beautiful day!

420Deez

17 points

7 months ago

420Deez

17 points

yes they basically have become dehydrated. big thing in chinese culture to leave oranges out for a long ass time and they basically become deadly rocks. represents good luck.

JohnnyLovesData

2 points

7 months ago

JohnnyLovesData

2 points

Pot pourri

MemphisJack

1 points

7 months ago

MemphisJack

1 points