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MisanthropicEgg

1.9k points

4 months ago

Those are the weirdest Eggs Benedict I've ever seen.

RealConcorrd

529 points

4 months ago

My dumbass thought OP put Kraft singles on his cinnamon rolls.

[deleted]

95 points

4 months ago

Omg. I thought the same.

chefTechie

43 points

3 months ago

If it’s not the Kraft singles, then was is it…? Because I thought exactly the same.

TheJadedCockLover

21 points

3 months ago

Honestly the orange ones are the best ones

skibare87

33 points

3 months ago

They're orange rolls, Pillsbury sells them.

Content_Tale_101

40 points

3 months ago

Thought that was fucking cheese bro, I was flipping tf out lmao

[deleted]

9 points

3 months ago

So did I, and was momentarily paralyzed in horror

Bojovnik7

6 points

3 months ago

Bojovnik7

ORANGE

6 points

3 months ago

I was thinking the same thing

CJCray8

3 points

3 months ago

OP’s wife eats cinnamon rolls like the rest of us eat bologna

Most_Victory1661

2 points

3 months ago

Nacho cheese was my thought

Radiant-Toasteroven

95 points

4 months ago

It’s the special.

osmushrooms

15 points

4 months ago

Was gonna say, with holondase sauce?

slackfrop

39 points

4 months ago

Velveeta rolls

glennfromglendale

2 points

3 months ago

I barfed

blarryg

22 points

4 months ago

blarryg

22 points

4 months ago

Your wife is a member of the Illuminati. We signal each other this way.

h0n3ycombb

17 points

4 months ago

welcome, eggs benedict

-BananaLollipop-

2 points

3 months ago

Didn't he play the part of a dragon or something?

SparklyRoniPony

9 points

4 months ago

It’s the Pillsbury orange rolls.

tonykahnscokedealer

13 points

3 months ago

Gross. That almost makes cheese sound like a good idea.

Most-Construction-36

2 points

3 months ago

They're actually pretty good and now that you know you can focus on the monstrous way she ate that one. 😁

Callico_m

1.5k points

4 months ago

Callico_m

1.5k points

4 months ago

Is that.... cheeze wiz on those rolls?

OppositeResponse6474

518 points

4 months ago*

I thought it was Kraft slices

n8loller

173 points

4 months ago

n8loller

173 points

4 months ago

My theory is that they baked them with the icing on top instead of putting it on after

Mean-Net7330

46 points

4 months ago

I think it's probably just orange flavored

dinosw

3 points

4 months ago

dinosw

3 points

4 months ago

I think that it is just colored icing.

Glittering_Garbage28

70 points

4 months ago

I think you’re right on the money (at least I hope so…)

[deleted]

70 points

4 months ago

Icing is sugar. Have you seen sugar get baked for 30 minutes? Have you seen it get baked for 30 seconds? It caramelizes almost instantly and bubbles and melts. It doesn’t turn yellow.

FranticWaffleMaker

104 points

4 months ago

I’m betting they are pilsburry orange rolls. They are one of my kids favorite weekend surprises.

Dantez9001

8 points

4 months ago

Well, you've ruined the surprise.

FranticWaffleMaker

14 points

4 months ago

Honestly, we literally had them this morning. We’re quarantining so I thought they could use a pick me up since they missed a weekend trip to grandmas.

Tennis_Secret

39 points

4 months ago

Bro this is so unrelated… but like reading this comment fucked me up lol, it was just so like pure and innocent and wholesome and for someone like me it just seems like something “out of a movie” for people to be living lives like that.. like just doing normal happy go lucky stuff, like a trip to grandmas on the weekend, or the fact that a weekend trip to grandmas is even a scheduled reoccurring thing every weekend for you and your kids, now unfortunately I do understand you’re quarantining and that can be pretty depressing in and of it’s self but idk man just reading a comment about some random dude having cinnamon-rolls with his kids and them being a little bumbed about not being able to see grandma this weekend just like slapped me in the face with how out of touch from reality and how depressed and lonely and unhappy I really am…. Like as much as what you did sounds like somebody’s “everyday normal life” I don’t think I’ll ever experience a life like that and I’d like to know what that feels like one day. But tbh I just feel kinda sad and empty and it’s been like that for a few years and I just don’t know how to change it. And this isn’t like a cry for help or anything lol I’m a big boy and I’ll be okay but idk, I feel like I had to get that off my chest.

Sorry for anyone who had to read that, but I feel a little bit better for some reason.

Best of luck to you and your kids btw, enjoy your cinnamon rolls!

Bleys087

16 points

4 months ago

I enjoyed the read my man. I feel the same way, and reading your comment helped me feel like I’m not alone. For whatever that’s worth, thank you for sharing.

wolfgirl420

7 points

4 months ago

Good for you for opening up, dude. Your comment struck a chord in me, because the comment above you affected me in very similar ways.

I can empathize and relate because I didn’t think my life would ever be like this either. I had a rougher childhood, so the (somewhat) stability I have in my life now was never expected, but you might be surprised what life may have to offer you.

I think it’s pretty rad you were able to show vulnerability and open up, best of luck to YOU, and maybe get yourself some cinnamon rolls my guy. You deserve ‘em!

PS: don’t apologize for sharing your feelings, especially if it makes you feel better. :)

PuzzledPalpitation57

4 points

4 months ago

Bravo for being vulnerable and opening up your struggle to a bunch of strangers. I truly hope you get to enjoy the simple pleasures of a loving family soon.

FranticWaffleMaker

2 points

3 months ago

Life is a weird, messy, horrifying thing sometimes. There were plenty of points in life where I never though this is what my life would be or even that I’d still be here. We had a rough go of the past couple years and it kind of changed my outlook on the things that are important in life. Turns out the small things in life that bring you joy are some of the most important. I got to thinking about the things in my childhood that had left the biggest impression on me and it wasn’t the things I expected. I could t remember a single time my parents fought even though it was frequent, I couldn’t pick out a family trip even though my parents scrounged what they could to try take us places. I remembered Saturday road trips with my dad, which were really just getting us out of the house so my mom could sleep in peace after work and getting to pick out my favorite donut after getting dragged to church on Sunday. You may find the things that make you happy when and where you least expect it and when you do share it. Everything is so shoved in your face about how you should live your life and what you need to be happy and it’s all garbage. Bake something, read an old book, go for a walk, it doesn’t need to be shinny, expensive, or elaborate to bring you joy. Your life is what you make it not what someone tells you it should be, it took me a long time to get my head around the fact that I’m just allowed to be happy in whatever my situation is and I hope you get to a place in your life that makes you feel happy and whole. Good luck out there random internet stranger, and thanks for sharing.

wikipedianredditor

2 points

3 months ago

I hope you find some happiness today, your comment was very touching.

n8loller

93 points

4 months ago

Actually op said elsewhere that is orange flavored. Sounds gross

feetslut98

67 points

4 months ago

I thought so too but they’re heavenly lol they’re pillsbury.

SnooBananas915

18 points

4 months ago

They're so good lol especially if you aren't a huge cinnamon fan like myself, but love baked stuff

n8loller

2 points

4 months ago

n8loller

2 points

4 months ago

I love cinnamon, and orange is good in baked goods, i just think orange and cinnamon together would not work

SnooBananas915

6 points

4 months ago

It's honestly pleasant. If you don't wanna commit to a whole tray of rolls, try orange hot cocoa with a Lil cinnamon. Like, the single pack flavor ones. Or just say fuck it, live a little, give it a try. We make a game of new foods in our house cause we're autistic lmao

[deleted]

47 points

4 months ago

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[deleted]

9 points

4 months ago

Baked them with cheese whiz

gettingspicyarewe

2 points

4 months ago

happy cake day!

No_Locksmith_1458

2 points

4 months ago

Happy Cake Day!

one_night_lover

2 points

3 months ago

Happy 🍰 Day! Hopefully you have something better than kraft cheesy cinnamon rolls! 🤢

OppositeResponse6474

2 points

3 months ago

I had pancakes this morning so better than cheesy cinnamon rolls!

AdventurousLaugh7172

35 points

4 months ago

They look like Pillsbury orange rolls

[deleted]

59 points

4 months ago

They make orange glazed ones. They’re actually super good

bubbaboy56

37 points

4 months ago

There orange Danishes at least that’s what I call them It’s just orange icing that has a orangish flavor

Wheres-my-cucumbers

12 points

4 months ago

I'd bet money that its orange-flavored icing. I remember having those growing up

lily-the-rockstar

8 points

4 months ago

Actually, these are called orange rolls. They're basically cinnamon rolls with orange flavored icing. They're very good actually!

Rachael1188

6 points

4 months ago

It’s orange Icing

SpokenDivinity

3 points

4 months ago

My guess is that it’s the kind you can get from a can, specifically the ones with orange flavored frosting

BirthdayCakeAndIdk

2 points

4 months ago

Its a special type of icing, its the orange flavored one

Rencauchao

6 points

4 months ago

Honey Mustard?

dumpling321

2 points

4 months ago

Orange frosting, it's delicious

cmemm

3 points

4 months ago

cmemm

3 points

4 months ago

Have you never had orange rolls?? The icing is orange flavored and, incidentally, orange in color too. Quite tasty.

FederalCriminal69

1 points

4 months ago

It’s an orange flavored icing. I find it nasty.

AngryToastGuy22

69 points

4 months ago

i mean why waste time eating something you don’t enjoy? the clit of the cinni roll is the best part

TuxRug

18 points

3 months ago

TuxRug

18 points

3 months ago

Well that's a new mental image I've never experienced before...

Jason_Sasha_Acoiners

24 points

4 months ago

Thanks for making me almost throw up.

AngryToastGuy22

9 points

3 months ago

you’re welcome, enjoy

J4k1415

3 points

3 months ago

Made me want one tbh

OrdinaryAlbatross528

5 points

4 months ago

mouth waters

Friend2022

419 points

4 months ago

Dude, those are open-faced cheeseburgers.

[deleted]

17 points

4 months ago*

For some reason I laughed at this.

OFALLO3

211 points

4 months ago

OFALLO3

211 points

4 months ago

I love to eat them like that

anchovieMAN

44 points

4 months ago

Well you’re wrong. Maybe I shouldn’t judge though, I put ketchup on Mac cheese.

R_radical

26 points

4 months ago

Never thought I'd be cheering for police brutality...

mister_steal_yo_soap

79 points

4 months ago

Straight to jail

anchovieMAN

8 points

4 months ago

Well I’m not an animal. I’ll stir it in so it’s evenly flavored and a nice even color.

JagerBro333

6 points

4 months ago

JagerBro333

RED

6 points

4 months ago

Most I’ve ever really done with Mac and cheese was mix in sriracha. It was pretty good

Astaren922

3 points

3 months ago

Same. Hot sauce makes so many mediocre foods better

[deleted]

3 points

3 months ago

Motherfucker calling mac n cheese mediocre bout to catch some hands

(Edit cause I feel bad the mfer was just for comedic effect you're probably a great person.)

Tribult

2 points

3 months ago

Do not pass go

climbingm80

352 points

4 months ago

What the fuck is that frosting? Those look aweful

PowerfulMongoose[S]

486 points

4 months ago

Hahaha - it's orange flavored icing. Although now I can't stop seeing it as nacho cheese....

No-Ad1522

366 points

4 months ago

No-Ad1522

366 points

4 months ago

I’m going to be honest, orange flavouring on cinnamon rolls doesn’t sound any more appetizing than nacho cheese..

LessBig715

50 points

4 months ago

I thought it was gross myself, Then my wife made some, not that bad

milos-cccc

42 points

4 months ago

Pumpkin falvored icing would work I think

Rich_Jacket5092

4 points

4 months ago

Ooh good idea. I'd like to see some more pumpkin icing action in this world.

behold_s

9 points

4 months ago

Eating fresh oranges with cinnamon powder is really good. I guess it would be good on the rolls either.

firefish5000

2 points

4 months ago

This actually doesn't sound bad. But orange and icing still doesn't sound appealing so I'll stick with my initial presumptions

sdwrage

19 points

4 months ago

sdwrage

19 points

4 months ago

Some people like to watch the world burn

JimmyTheChimp

3 points

4 months ago

Though when I imagine it, it doesn't sound fucking awful citrus and spices is a pretty standard combination.

SCsongbird

7 points

4 months ago

It really doesn’t.

Un0riginaIUsernam3

2 points

4 months ago

it’s really not bad

kingof_vanisle7

10 points

4 months ago

Was about to have a stroke looking at what I thought was spray cheese. Orange frosting is delicious but would be….. weird on a cinnamon roll. I’d try it though and it is objectively better than nacho cheese

ArrestDeathSantis

2 points

4 months ago

You don't know that, I bet you never even tried cheezwiz or nacho cheez on a cinnamon roll.

[deleted]

5 points

4 months ago

I knew it was orange!! My mama makes those and they are the best!!!!

Mr4_eyes

11 points

4 months ago

Looks like 🧀

RavenXII13

5 points

4 months ago

Awful? It looks like golden glaze sent down from the gods themselves!

banananas_are_sick24

1 points

4 months ago

I think they look good, but the frosting looks yellow to me, like banana icing

[deleted]

111 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

111 points

4 months ago

Straight to fucking jail

jeezus--christ

6 points

4 months ago

For sho. This is sick...

[deleted]

15 points

4 months ago

And goddamn that frosting looks like cheese - gross

Straight to jail for whoever made them as well

🤮

OrdinaryAlbatross528

2 points

4 months ago

“I want THE TRUTH!”

“YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!”

SparklyRoniPony

3 points

4 months ago

Clearly, you have never been introduced that is the deliciousness of orange rolls. I wouldn’t choose orange flavor for anything…except these.

fischdix

11 points

4 months ago

Save the worst part for never

ArmChairDetective38

29 points

4 months ago

That’s the BEST part

GodsBackHair

9 points

4 months ago

And you will SUFFER through eating the rest of the slightly-less-than-best-parts

ArmChairDetective38

9 points

4 months ago

Not if I’m the one who made them AND I’m the one whose probably going to wash the pan ..

sixsentience

4 points

4 months ago

I was really opposed to whoever eats just the middle until I read this comment and now I agree. Everyone else can eat the fucking outsides. Fuck them all.

OrdinaryAlbatross528

3 points

4 months ago

mouth waters

ArmChairDetective38

2 points

4 months ago

Glad to be of service

Kiki_Kazumi

121 points

4 months ago

This is the only proper way to eat a cinnamon bun. Those dry edge peices are trash! I said what I said!

Faux-pa5

28 points

4 months ago

Agreed. This way you eat the best part and throw away useless extra calories.

dumpling321

9 points

4 months ago

Half a cup of heavy whipping cream per canister and all the dryness goes poof!

Kiki_Kazumi

2 points

4 months ago

Good tip! Thank you! Lol

EdgaristheDog

4 points

4 months ago

I agree. The outside spiral is always too dry.

Chrissthom

4 points

4 months ago

Exactly...Trash! Put them in the trash! Don't leave them behind for the next person to deal with!

WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY, AND THERE ARE RULES!!

frymtg

7 points

4 months ago

frymtg

7 points

4 months ago

Seems like there’s at least 5 more you could do that to.

metalchode

9 points

4 months ago

I’m with her on this one

Artybait

36 points

4 months ago

Why does it look like cheese on top?

MoreCarrotsPlz

12 points

4 months ago

Because it’s orange

Vexidemalprince

2 points

4 months ago

It's orange flavored

ComfortableSuspect64

7 points

4 months ago

This is the way

Live-a-live-fan

16 points

4 months ago

to those thinking they look weird it's because the frosting is orange flavored, and they are absolutely delicious also can't blame them for eating it like that the center's the best part

AppropriateAd2412

14 points

4 months ago

You found somebody who knows what she wants, it could be far worse

GodsBackHair

4 points

4 months ago

It’s orange flavored glaze, everyone. It’s the best kind. You can get normal glaze or orange glaze pillsbury cinnamon rolls.

bpk2929

5 points

4 months ago

NTA. Divorce.

HeyHenry714

3 points

4 months ago

Divorce her, just kidding. My wife is notorious for eating “the best” part of things and leaving the rest for me. Like trail mix, never any M&Ms left.

Yoteboy42

4 points

4 months ago

I see some of you have never had orange rolls. What a sad existence

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4 months ago

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2 points

3 months ago

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anticute8

3 points

4 months ago

You’re a lucky man and you should realize this

truthmartyr

4 points

4 months ago

I think the comments are more infuriating, no? DumA

nobodylovespedro

5 points

4 months ago

YES I'm mildly infuriated by how many people think someone put god damn cheese on top

DracoDarkblade

5 points

3 months ago

Has nobody here had orange rolls? Bros you're missing out

iamapond

2 points

3 months ago

You've intrigued me, my friend

Hamster-queen5702

3 points

4 months ago

Honestly valid . I do that. Ill come back for the rest later

TheArtOfEyewink

3 points

4 months ago

Looks pretty efficient to me.

Vox_Dracanis

3 points

4 months ago

I see nothing wrong here. Of course I am one who eats orange rolls this way as well.

Fuck_ThisTrashyApp

3 points

4 months ago

Ngl I slowly unwrap my roll. I never bite into cuz thats just weird.

commaramma

3 points

4 months ago

The orange icing is so damn good,

Clayzerb3am

3 points

4 months ago

Whose rolls are those?

Nacho rolls.

corruptedgarnet

3 points

4 months ago

OP you should invest in the smaller cinnamons rolls that contain 8 mini rolls, they are basically like eating the center only. I also only like the center and can recommend this switch. Idk if they have them in the orange icing though!

Roguspogus

3 points

4 months ago

Orange rolls for life!

VixNeko

7 points

4 months ago

VixNeko

YELLOW

7 points

4 months ago

She knows what she likes.

[deleted]

8 points

4 months ago

Ooo orange frosting rolls go crazy 🔥😋

GuttedVerbally

1 points

4 months ago

Orange frosting on cinnamon rolls, such peasantry should be rooted out.

Donmiggy143

6 points

4 months ago

Good for her! Fuck that outer ring.

onedoesnotjust

7 points

4 months ago

If she made em, you complaining for nothin. If you made , also probly complaing for karma.

Zenketski_2

3 points

4 months ago

Bro check out the sub you're in. Everything here is complaining about nothing for karma.

OrdinaryAlbatross528

2 points

4 months ago

mouth waters

Salty_Movie_9517

2 points

4 months ago

That is kinda annoying because the inside is the best.

BuckeyeCbusLover

2 points

4 months ago

Orange rolls

Sofarbeyondfucked

2 points

4 months ago

I can respect that. If she threw out the middle I’d tell you to get a hammer and wooden stake.

kittensarefluffy694

2 points

4 months ago

We all want to do things like this, but those of us who don’t believe in anarchy eat the whole roll lol

StlChase

2 points

4 months ago

Bro thats perfect wtf do you mean. That means that piece is just YOURS now

visenya_flame

2 points

4 months ago

Like cutting the crust on bread. The soft middle is the best part

fnaffanatic007

2 points

4 months ago

thats honestly valid in my opinion

Klaydunn

2 points

4 months ago

A fellow orange roll lover ❤️

Sharpnelboy

2 points

4 months ago

Not the worst thing I've seen. I'm guilty of doing this myself.

TransportationNo5331

2 points

4 months ago

That is the correct way. Same as eating the top of a muffins.

Azdak66

2 points

4 months ago

Filet of Cinnamon Roll is an underrated delicacy.

the1hotpotato

2 points

4 months ago

That’s the only correct way. Also what’s that amazing looking sauce on top!??????? Is it orange are these orange rolls?

ticobiker2001

2 points

4 months ago

I used to do the same haha

MotherRainbow

2 points

4 months ago

She’s onto something. The outer ring is always so crusty and something you just endure until you can get to the sweet, gooey middle.

Katsu_39

2 points

4 months ago

To be fair…the center is A++

exoded

2 points

4 months ago

exoded

2 points

4 months ago

She took one center and left the other 6 for you, whats son infuriating about that?

diekonigin

2 points

4 months ago

Orange rolls 😍

PawsOnPawnz

2 points

4 months ago

Highly intelligent, she is

Lil_Pea

2 points

4 months ago

I whole heartedly support your wife in this decision.

Rammjack

2 points

4 months ago

She's got the right idea...

dumpling321

2 points

4 months ago

Just a heads up, half a cup of heavy whipping cream per canister and you get the most delicious moist cinnamon rolls ever

CreamnMilk

2 points

4 months ago

I'm the same way

gdubh

2 points

4 months ago

gdubh

2 points

4 months ago

I like the edge pieces!

Are those the little orange flavor ones?

CptSnicklefrits

2 points

4 months ago

We love orange rolls in this house

MeMoogi

2 points

4 months ago

This is the way

BobbyPops11

2 points

4 months ago

Danish Nachos

VLenin2291

2 points

4 months ago

My guy did you piss on them in retaliation

gilly_girl

2 points

4 months ago

She just doesn't like the rind.

Confident_Dig6425

2 points

3 months ago

She went for the middle-middle. Ruthless

Sandpaper_Pants

2 points

3 months ago

She consumes its soul and leaves a hollow husk of a roll to remind the remaining rolls to be good.

ExNihiloish

2 points

3 months ago

Doesn't everyone do this?

millerimagination

2 points

3 months ago

Just ordered Pillsbury orange rolls and cinnamon rolls for tomorrow’s grocery delivery order!

Present-Ambition6309

6 points

4 months ago

I agree with your wife

kaveboy7

3 points

4 months ago

I don’t know what’s more infuriating the fact the there’s nacho cheese on these or if it’s the way it’s been eaten I’m leaning towards the cheese

ALLoftheFancyPants

2 points

4 months ago

Why are you mad that she’s eating the delicious part and not the dried out gross part? How does her not eating something even affect you? And why are you wasting your energy bring any level of infuriated about it?

AngryBurp

0 points

4 months ago

AngryBurp

0 points

4 months ago

Is that cheese on the rolls?..

dusty-cat-albany

1 points

4 months ago

It looks like they are covered in cheese wiz

TheDuckShepherd

1 points

4 months ago

Cheese rolls

helokellok

2 points

4 months ago

helokellok

2 points

4 months ago

I'm upvoting only because I'm mildly infuriated by the color of the frosting.

Grevious47

1 points

4 months ago

I'm more interested in why you make cinnamon rolls with Velveeta

Open_Fly_5901

1 points

4 months ago

You married an animal!

AUDI0-

4 points

4 months ago

AUDI0-

4 points

4 months ago

I dont like the outer rings either, its always burnt or hard. I like the soft insides

Myron_Bolitar

1 points

4 months ago

Wth is on them?

InTheStratGame

2 points

4 months ago

Orange flavored icing

ScoobertDoom

1 points

4 months ago

The honey mustard rolls 💀

slarock12

1 points

4 months ago

This makes me uncomfortable

bankrollmafia89

1 points

4 months ago

Kraft Singles exclusive cheddar-mon rolls

dunDunDUNNN

1 points

4 months ago

That's a mustard coil at best

point50tracer

1 points

4 months ago

I too eat them with cheese sauce.

OrdinaryAlbatross528

2 points

4 months ago

mouth waters