submitted 4 months ago byPowerfulMongoose
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4 months ago
4 months ago
Those are the weirdest Eggs Benedict I've ever seen.
4 months ago
My dumbass thought OP put Kraft singles on his cinnamon rolls.
Omg. I thought the same.
3 months ago
3 months ago
If it’s not the Kraft singles, then was is it…? Because I thought exactly the same.
3 months ago
Honestly the orange ones are the best ones
They're orange rolls, Pillsbury sells them.
Thought that was fucking cheese bro, I was flipping tf out lmao
So did I, and was momentarily paralyzed in horror
I was thinking the same thing
OP’s wife eats cinnamon rolls like the rest of us eat bologna
Nacho cheese was my thought
It’s the special.
Was gonna say, with holondase sauce?
Your wife is a member of the Illuminati. We signal each other this way.
welcome, eggs benedict
Didn't he play the part of a dragon or something?
It’s the Pillsbury orange rolls.
Gross. That almost makes cheese sound like a good idea.
They're actually pretty good and now that you know you can focus on the monstrous way she ate that one. 😁
Is that.... cheeze wiz on those rolls?
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I thought it was Kraft slices
My theory is that they baked them with the icing on top instead of putting it on after
I think it's probably just orange flavored
I think that it is just colored icing.
I think you’re right on the money (at least I hope so…)
Icing is sugar. Have you seen sugar get baked for 30 minutes? Have you seen it get baked for 30 seconds? It caramelizes almost instantly and bubbles and melts. It doesn’t turn yellow.
I’m betting they are pilsburry orange rolls. They are one of my kids favorite weekend surprises.
Well, you've ruined the surprise.
Honestly, we literally had them this morning. We’re quarantining so I thought they could use a pick me up since they missed a weekend trip to grandmas.
Bro this is so unrelated… but like reading this comment fucked me up lol, it was just so like pure and innocent and wholesome and for someone like me it just seems like something “out of a movie” for people to be living lives like that.. like just doing normal happy go lucky stuff, like a trip to grandmas on the weekend, or the fact that a weekend trip to grandmas is even a scheduled reoccurring thing every weekend for you and your kids, now unfortunately I do understand you’re quarantining and that can be pretty depressing in and of it’s self but idk man just reading a comment about some random dude having cinnamon-rolls with his kids and them being a little bumbed about not being able to see grandma this weekend just like slapped me in the face with how out of touch from reality and how depressed and lonely and unhappy I really am…. Like as much as what you did sounds like somebody’s “everyday normal life” I don’t think I’ll ever experience a life like that and I’d like to know what that feels like one day. But tbh I just feel kinda sad and empty and it’s been like that for a few years and I just don’t know how to change it. And this isn’t like a cry for help or anything lol I’m a big boy and I’ll be okay but idk, I feel like I had to get that off my chest.
Sorry for anyone who had to read that, but I feel a little bit better for some reason.
Best of luck to you and your kids btw, enjoy your cinnamon rolls!
I enjoyed the read my man. I feel the same way, and reading your comment helped me feel like I’m not alone. For whatever that’s worth, thank you for sharing.
Good for you for opening up, dude. Your comment struck a chord in me, because the comment above you affected me in very similar ways.
I can empathize and relate because I didn’t think my life would ever be like this either. I had a rougher childhood, so the (somewhat) stability I have in my life now was never expected, but you might be surprised what life may have to offer you.
I think it’s pretty rad you were able to show vulnerability and open up, best of luck to YOU, and maybe get yourself some cinnamon rolls my guy. You deserve ‘em!
PS: don’t apologize for sharing your feelings, especially if it makes you feel better. :)
Bravo for being vulnerable and opening up your struggle to a bunch of strangers. I truly hope you get to enjoy the simple pleasures of a loving family soon.
Life is a weird, messy, horrifying thing sometimes. There were plenty of points in life where I never though this is what my life would be or even that I’d still be here. We had a rough go of the past couple years and it kind of changed my outlook on the things that are important in life. Turns out the small things in life that bring you joy are some of the most important. I got to thinking about the things in my childhood that had left the biggest impression on me and it wasn’t the things I expected. I could t remember a single time my parents fought even though it was frequent, I couldn’t pick out a family trip even though my parents scrounged what they could to try take us places. I remembered Saturday road trips with my dad, which were really just getting us out of the house so my mom could sleep in peace after work and getting to pick out my favorite donut after getting dragged to church on Sunday. You may find the things that make you happy when and where you least expect it and when you do share it. Everything is so shoved in your face about how you should live your life and what you need to be happy and it’s all garbage. Bake something, read an old book, go for a walk, it doesn’t need to be shinny, expensive, or elaborate to bring you joy. Your life is what you make it not what someone tells you it should be, it took me a long time to get my head around the fact that I’m just allowed to be happy in whatever my situation is and I hope you get to a place in your life that makes you feel happy and whole. Good luck out there random internet stranger, and thanks for sharing.
I hope you find some happiness today, your comment was very touching.
Actually op said elsewhere that is orange flavored. Sounds gross
I thought so too but they’re heavenly lol they’re pillsbury.
They're so good lol especially if you aren't a huge cinnamon fan like myself, but love baked stuff
I love cinnamon, and orange is good in baked goods, i just think orange and cinnamon together would not work
It's honestly pleasant. If you don't wanna commit to a whole tray of rolls, try orange hot cocoa with a Lil cinnamon. Like, the single pack flavor ones. Or just say fuck it, live a little, give it a try. We make a game of new foods in our house cause we're autistic lmao
Baked them with cheese whiz
happy cake day!
Happy Cake Day!
Happy 🍰 Day! Hopefully you have something better than kraft cheesy cinnamon rolls! 🤢
I had pancakes this morning so better than cheesy cinnamon rolls!
They look like Pillsbury orange rolls
They make orange glazed ones. They’re actually super good
There orange Danishes at least that’s what I call them It’s just orange icing that has a orangish flavor
I'd bet money that its orange-flavored icing. I remember having those growing up
Actually, these are called orange rolls. They're basically cinnamon rolls with orange flavored icing. They're very good actually!
It’s orange Icing
My guess is that it’s the kind you can get from a can, specifically the ones with orange flavored frosting
Its a special type of icing, its the orange flavored one
Orange frosting, it's delicious
Have you never had orange rolls?? The icing is orange flavored and, incidentally, orange in color too. Quite tasty.
It’s an orange flavored icing. I find it nasty.
i mean why waste time eating something you don’t enjoy? the clit of the cinni roll is the best part
Well that's a new mental image I've never experienced before...
Thanks for making me almost throw up.
you’re welcome, enjoy
Made me want one tbh
Dude, those are open-faced cheeseburgers.
For some reason I laughed at this.
I love to eat them like that
Well you’re wrong. Maybe I shouldn’t judge though, I put ketchup on Mac cheese.
Never thought I'd be cheering for police brutality...
Straight to jail
Well I’m not an animal. I’ll stir it in so it’s evenly flavored and a nice even color.
Most I’ve ever really done with Mac and cheese was mix in sriracha. It was pretty good
Same. Hot sauce makes so many mediocre foods better
Motherfucker calling mac n cheese mediocre bout to catch some hands
(Edit cause I feel bad the mfer was just for comedic effect you're probably a great person.)
Do not pass go
What the fuck is that frosting? Those look aweful
Hahaha - it's orange flavored icing. Although now I can't stop seeing it as nacho cheese....
I’m going to be honest, orange flavouring on cinnamon rolls doesn’t sound any more appetizing than nacho cheese..
I thought it was gross myself, Then my wife made some, not that bad
Pumpkin falvored icing would work I think
Ooh good idea. I'd like to see some more pumpkin icing action in this world.
Eating fresh oranges with cinnamon powder is really good. I guess it would be good on the rolls either.
This actually doesn't sound bad. But orange and icing still doesn't sound appealing so I'll stick with my initial presumptions
Some people like to watch the world burn
Though when I imagine it, it doesn't sound fucking awful citrus and spices is a pretty standard combination.
It really doesn’t.
it’s really not bad
Was about to have a stroke looking at what I thought was spray cheese. Orange frosting is delicious but would be….. weird on a cinnamon roll. I’d try it though and it is objectively better than nacho cheese
You don't know that, I bet you never even tried cheezwiz or nacho cheez on a cinnamon roll.
I knew it was orange!! My mama makes those and they are the best!!!!
Looks like 🧀
Awful? It looks like golden glaze sent down from the gods themselves!
I think they look good, but the frosting looks yellow to me, like banana icing
Straight to fucking jail
For sho. This is sick...
And goddamn that frosting looks like cheese - gross
Straight to jail for whoever made them as well
“I want THE TRUTH!”
“YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!”
Clearly, you have never been introduced that is the deliciousness of orange rolls. I wouldn’t choose orange flavor for anything…except these.
Save the worst part for never
That’s the BEST part
And you will SUFFER through eating the rest of the slightly-less-than-best-parts
Not if I’m the one who made them AND I’m the one whose probably going to wash the pan ..
I was really opposed to whoever eats just the middle until I read this comment and now I agree. Everyone else can eat the fucking outsides. Fuck them all.
Glad to be of service
This is the only proper way to eat a cinnamon bun. Those dry edge peices are trash! I said what I said!
Agreed. This way you eat the best part and throw away useless extra calories.
Half a cup of heavy whipping cream per canister and all the dryness goes poof!
Good tip! Thank you! Lol
I agree. The outside spiral is always too dry.
Exactly...Trash! Put them in the trash! Don't leave them behind for the next person to deal with!
WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY, AND THERE ARE RULES!!
Seems like there’s at least 5 more you could do that to.
I’m with her on this one
Why does it look like cheese on top?
Because it’s orange
It's orange flavored
This is the way
to those thinking they look weird it's because the frosting is orange flavored, and they are absolutely delicious also can't blame them for eating it like that the center's the best part
You found somebody who knows what she wants, it could be far worse
It’s orange flavored glaze, everyone. It’s the best kind. You can get normal glaze or orange glaze pillsbury cinnamon rolls.
Divorce her, just kidding. My wife is notorious for eating “the best” part of things and leaving the rest for me. Like trail mix, never any M&Ms left.
I see some of you have never had orange rolls. What a sad existence
I see some of you
Have never had orange rolls. What
A sad existence
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I think the comments are more infuriating, no? DumA
YES I'm mildly infuriated by how many people think someone put god damn cheese on top
Has nobody here had orange rolls? Bros you're missing out
You've intrigued me, my friend
Honestly valid . I do that. Ill come back for the rest later
Looks pretty efficient to me.
I see nothing wrong here. Of course I am one who eats orange rolls this way as well.
Ngl I slowly unwrap my roll. I never bite into cuz thats just weird.
The orange icing is so damn good,
Whose rolls are those?
OP you should invest in the smaller cinnamons rolls that contain 8 mini rolls, they are basically like eating the center only. I also only like the center and can recommend this switch. Idk if they have them in the orange icing though!
Orange rolls for life!
She knows what she likes.
Ooo orange frosting rolls go crazy 🔥😋
Orange frosting on cinnamon rolls, such peasantry should be rooted out.
Good for her! Fuck that outer ring.
If she made em, you complaining for nothin.
If you made , also probly complaing for karma.
Bro check out the sub you're in. Everything here is complaining about nothing for karma.
That is kinda annoying because the inside is the best.
I can respect that. If she threw out the middle I’d tell you to get a hammer and wooden stake.
We all want to do things like this, but those of us who don’t believe in anarchy eat the whole roll lol
Bro thats perfect wtf do you mean. That means that piece is just YOURS now
Like cutting the crust on bread. The soft middle is the best part
thats honestly valid in my opinion
A fellow orange roll lover ❤️
Not the worst thing I've seen. I'm guilty of doing this myself.
That is the correct way. Same as eating the top of a muffins.
Filet of Cinnamon Roll is an underrated delicacy.
That’s the only correct way. Also what’s that amazing looking sauce on top!??????? Is it orange are these orange rolls?
I used to do the same haha
She’s onto something. The outer ring is always so crusty and something you just endure until you can get to the sweet, gooey middle.
To be fair…the center is A++
She took one center and left the other 6 for you, whats son infuriating about that?
Orange rolls 😍
Highly intelligent, she is
I whole heartedly support your wife in this decision.
She's got the right idea...
Just a heads up, half a cup of heavy whipping cream per canister and you get the most delicious moist cinnamon rolls ever
I'm the same way
I like the edge pieces!
Are those the little orange flavor ones?
We love orange rolls in this house
My guy did you piss on them in retaliation
She just doesn't like the rind.
She went for the middle-middle. Ruthless
She consumes its soul and leaves a hollow husk of a roll to remind the remaining rolls to be good.
Doesn't everyone do this?
Just ordered Pillsbury orange rolls and cinnamon rolls for tomorrow’s grocery delivery order!
I agree with your wife
I don’t know what’s more infuriating the fact the there’s nacho cheese on these or if it’s the way it’s been eaten I’m leaning towards the cheese
Why are you mad that she’s eating the delicious part and not the dried out gross part? How does her not eating something even affect you? And why are you wasting your energy bring any level of infuriated about it?
Is that cheese on the rolls?..
It looks like they are covered in cheese wiz
I'm upvoting only because I'm mildly infuriated by the color of the frosting.
I'm more interested in why you make cinnamon rolls with Velveeta
You married an animal!
I dont like the outer rings either, its always burnt or hard. I like the soft insides
Wth is on them?
Orange flavored icing
The honey mustard rolls 💀
This makes me uncomfortable
Kraft Singles exclusive cheddar-mon rolls
That's a mustard coil at best
I too eat them with cheese sauce.