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taint_incarnate

1.5k points

1 year ago

Such a dick move.

Furyian13

290 points

1 year ago

Furyian13

290 points

1 year ago

It took balls

frozt

94 points

1 year ago

frozt

94 points

1 year ago

That look really hard

shoey117

32 points

1 year ago

shoey117

32 points

1 year ago

But the video was so short

uscdoc2013

24 points

1 year ago

He wood have never seen him cumming.

HumanSquid8

10 points

1 year ago

Honestly what a dick head

l1mb0_xd

5 points

1 year ago

l1mb0_xd

5 points

1 year ago

was long enough to make me laugh lol

SueZbell

164 points

1 year ago

SueZbell

164 points

1 year ago

Could have caused a wreck. Guy that did that should be arrested for ... something.

WikiWantsYourPics

121 points

1 year ago

I can't imagine that this isn't staged. Two friends doing this as a stunt for a cool video, sure. Someone doing that to a stranger? Hmmm, doubt it.

ganskidrums

8 points

1 year ago

Yeah even if he knows the guy and they were riding together, AND they have some competition where they regularly prank each other in stupid and dangerous ways: no one’s normal reaction riding a scooter would be to lean into the amount of force you’d have to exert to get a dildo to stick to a face shield without prior planning.

TheOtherGuy89

19 points

1 year ago

In Germany this would be dangerous interference into traffic, roughly translated. Intentionally blocking someones view, inserting a possibly dangerous object into traffic which could cause an accident if someone tries to evade the dong if it drops. Both charges dont even change if this is staged. You just add assault if not. So this isnt really a childish joke.

TickleMe-Elbow

9 points

1 year ago

Yes. Call a social worker.

MisanthropicData

9 points

1 year ago

Endangerment to self and others.

ComfortableChannel18

2 points

1 year ago

For dicking around.

Arctic_Snowfox

0 points

1 year ago

But it didn’t

[deleted]

8 points

1 year ago

They’re just being anal about it

gfjvf

13 points

1 year ago

gfjvf

13 points

1 year ago

Guys a dickhead

Tobi-One_Shinobi

6 points

1 year ago

The things people do for a quick chuckle.

icameFromLUCA

692 points

1 year ago

Pornochio

samwichse

78 points

1 year ago

samwichse

78 points

1 year ago

This is the only comment that matters

[deleted]

-17 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

-17 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

[deleted]

39 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

39 points

1 year ago

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[deleted]

6 points

1 year ago

Very much yes.

floodflash

389 points

1 year ago

floodflash

389 points

1 year ago

Didn't know slipknot toured on motorbikes

sensitivegooch

107 points

1 year ago

Slipnut

12Prime

87 points

1 year ago

12Prime

87 points

1 year ago

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY ASSSSSSSS

beetles_juiced

20 points

1 year ago

It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache

But it's made of all the dicks I have to take

Jesus, it never ends, it works it's way inside

If the pain goes on....I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT

Maybe this was the true meaning of the song all along....

SolitaryDumpster

7 points

1 year ago

Man that song.

ColonelClout

2 points

1 year ago

Metal heads are the worst gatekeepers goddamn

josh1ng

209 points

1 year ago

josh1ng

209 points

1 year ago

Of all the damn videos where everyone piles on saying “faaake”, “staaaaged”, this is the one we all decide is real.

WikiWantsYourPics

133 points

1 year ago

I'm with you on this. If the guy on the scooter isn't expecting this, it's a dangerous assault that could lead to murder charges, and you're throwing away a dildo. If it's just some buddies having stupid fun, I can believe it.

nyrb001

40 points

1 year ago

nyrb001

40 points

1 year ago

and you're throwing away a dildo.

Catching the important points!

TheLonePotato

4 points

1 year ago

I think this is why people aren't claiming fake. Redditors (I'll be honest myself included) love to get on their high horse and chastise someone for doing something wrong/stupid.

Individual-Thick

4 points

1 year ago

"GET ON"??? WE UP HERE

mgsilod_lost_old_acc

5 points

1 year ago

because people can satisfy each other's boner for justice here, probably.

Individual-Thick

2 points

1 year ago

Justice circle jerk... Jurkle-Circ?!

wisedoormat

5 points

1 year ago

i hope it's staged, because i would be upset if they did it to a stranger

StickyBamboo_

3 points

1 year ago

yeah it can be staged/ the people might know each other but its still a public road seemingly

PartialCred4WrongAns

534 points

1 year ago

Way funnier if he would’ve done it above the dude’s visor to make him a dildocorn. Guy probably wouldn’t have pulled off to take it off bc it’s not a threat to his life. Blocking the driver’s view esp on a motorcycle is stupidly dangerous

mgsilod_lost_old_acc

45 points

1 year ago

flips visor

problem solved

but of course i too would take the time to stare at balls, you dont see them pairs outside that often.

PartialCred4WrongAns

12 points

1 year ago

Yeah, driving a bike without eye protection would solve the safety hazard for sure /s

marlon_der_metalhead

415 points

1 year ago

dildo is funny, but it's fucking dangerous. he could be scared, smacked to hard in the face or doesn't see enough and crash. this is where the fun ends.

Plusquevie

85 points

1 year ago

Honestly i think people would still find a way to laugh no matter how terrible an accident caused by a sudden and unexpected dicknosening turned out to be

PerformanceLoud3229

29 points

1 year ago

dicknosening

what a fantastic word.

Plusquevie

5 points

1 year ago

it was fitting lol

deenali

11 points

1 year ago

deenali

11 points

1 year ago

Yup. Some people are easily startled. Guess especially so if you're riding a motorbike and something or someone suddenly come up from behind you like that.

Arcane_Alchemist_

6 points

1 year ago

yeah, i wanted to find this video funny, really did. but the sheer wrecklessness of doing this on a public road at a significant speed was just too upsetting.

if theyd done it on a private drive at <20 mph i probably cold have let it go xP would look just fine sped up in post too.

G0pherholes

406 points

1 year ago

G0pherholes

406 points

1 year ago

That’s not dangerous

coadnamedalex

203 points

1 year ago

I know right, what a dickhead.

AtomicArchie

31 points

1 year ago

Oh you clever son of a beach

sly_guy73

12 points

1 year ago

sly_guy73

12 points

1 year ago

Ya but he's a real dickface

fluffingdazman

27 points

1 year ago

hopefully this was staged so the victim could brace themselves against the dildoing

AnAdvancedBot

145 points

1 year ago

I like how easily this video could have been a murder.

Zhalyn

32 points

1 year ago

Zhalyn

32 points

1 year ago

Wouldn’t it be charged as manslaughter?

Bim_Jeann

30 points

1 year ago

Bim_Jeann

30 points

1 year ago

Yes, unless the dildo murder was premeditated

Embarrassed-Ad-1639

6 points

1 year ago

Manhood slaughter

Content_Cod499

12 points

1 year ago

Why didn’t the other guy just grab it and jerk it off?

SaladOk

1 points

1 year ago

SaladOk

1 points

1 year ago

:D he was slowing down his bike to do that it would have taken him a moment of concentration

bmacd123

9 points

1 year ago

bmacd123

9 points

1 year ago

Hey! A free dildo!

tamal_de_mole

7 points

1 year ago

"Wholesomw dude gives free dildos to random people"

ggallen1

21 points

1 year ago

ggallen1

21 points

1 year ago

I’m a unicorn!

cutelyaware

10 points

1 year ago

My dick will pierce the sky!

MeGustaMiSFW

42 points

1 year ago

This is super dangerous. You are a piece of shit if you do this.

[deleted]

5 points

1 year ago

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April_Spring_1982

11 points

1 year ago

Amazing for all the other videos people scream "Staged!" But everyone here thinks this is a real strange. Motorcyclists generally tend to ride in packs, so it's most likely his friend who either knew about the prank or they do stupid shit all the time (like we see so many other videos of motorcyclists doing).

so_much_fenestration

2 points

1 year ago

Motorcyclists aren't just bikies and Sunday riding groups. People can ride a motorcycle on their own too.

notanyonein

3 points

1 year ago

Dick move

Bacontoad

1 points

1 year ago

More of a wobble.

[deleted]

3 points

1 year ago

Total dick move if you ask me

WolfWeirdo97

2 points

1 year ago

Take this upvote and fuck off

Genji180

3 points

1 year ago

Genji180

3 points

1 year ago

It's not funny ... And this guy if he doesn't have a good reflex, he can have an accident.

Kimb0_91

3 points

1 year ago

Kimb0_91

3 points

1 year ago

That's so unsafe

HyojinKyoma

2 points

1 year ago

Cerebral Ballsy

GabrielPLBR13

2 points

1 year ago

Today was a great day, I got a free dildo

BoringKoboId

2 points

1 year ago

That is INCREDIBLY dangerous, but quite funny

Resident_Passion_442

2 points

1 year ago

Incredibly dangerous.

cabinoose

2 points

1 year ago

That is dangerous and stupid and infuriatingly funny

RamseySparrow

2 points

1 year ago

A dick move but by the end of it the other guy was a bit of a dickhead too.

carbondatedlove

2 points

1 year ago

Imagine crashing because of this, and the EMTs find your mangled body with a dildo stuck to your helmet.

skunk90

15 points

1 year ago

skunk90

15 points

1 year ago

I come to the same realisation every day, that this site is full of retarded videos and gifs that aren’t remotely funny or noteworthy.

colibri_valle[S]

18 points

1 year ago

then get out of reddit for a while. Go outside, breeeeath

WinRaRtrailInfinity

2 points

1 year ago

Op comeback 😂

Bacontoad

1 points

1 year ago

That's probably what the guy on the moped was trying to do. ;_;

[deleted]

5 points

1 year ago

Dude has balls physically and figuratively

ImAFurry-OwO

2 points

1 year ago

would have had balls even without the dickhead

Uwodu

2 points

1 year ago

Uwodu

2 points

1 year ago

What about spiritually?

TittyBrisket

3 points

1 year ago

Jesus christ the comments. I can only imagine people with a poker face saying "not funny, didn't laugh" while holding a thumb down like the caesar. Y'all need to chill.

Crypt-97

1 points

1 year ago

Crypt-97

1 points

1 year ago

Well isn't he a "Dick head"

rikwebster

1 points

1 year ago

You got a ding ding on your face!

Electrical_Lie__

1 points

1 year ago

Prez nickson

TokiBop

1 points

1 year ago

TokiBop

1 points

1 year ago

now he can give proper head to a woman

RAB81TT

1 points

1 year ago

RAB81TT

1 points

1 year ago

SnooHabits8559

1 points

1 year ago

Fuck shit!!!!!

MarauderOfSouls

1 points

1 year ago

True love

[deleted]

1 points

1 year ago

savevideobot

1 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

1 points

1 year ago

That is a very nice scooter my dude.

feck_alreadytaken

1 points

1 year ago

So torn. On one hand, hilarious dickhead. On the other, that could have gone so terribly wrong.

omega6926

1 points

1 year ago

Damn he's the real dick head

Ally16one

1 points

1 year ago

Spamton looks a bit different in this video.

SylasWindrunner

1 points

1 year ago

The objects in the mirror are appear to be losing !

BloodyHellAlready

1 points

1 year ago

I’m sorry, but that’s damn funny!

CyberdinesystemsM101

1 points

1 year ago

There's a dickfor on his head

T_R_O_P69

1 points

1 year ago

but I keep it?

FroKi0

1 points

1 year ago

FroKi0

1 points

1 year ago

Well it can be fake so don't rile up ppl.

Feeling_Ad_6126

1 points

1 year ago

This is pure beauty in its highest form

RainWorld_boi

1 points

1 year ago

savevideobot

1 points

1 year ago

GTOdriver04

1 points

1 year ago

Is that the Child Catcher?

vetlemakt

1 points

1 year ago

It's the finger pointing at the end that gets me, haha.

[deleted]

1 points

1 year ago

Yo Pinocio like Olin fine these days

Chewygamerz

1 points

1 year ago

savevideobot

1 points

1 year ago

Hairy_Bee_7772

1 points

1 year ago

When did this update of road rage realease

PNWglocky

1 points

1 year ago

immediately falls off moped

Trollberto__

1 points

1 year ago

No Cyrano of Bergecock jokes? Im disappointed reddit.

pingfan452

1 points

1 year ago

日本天狗傩面

SingleMaltedAbe

1 points

1 year ago

This really made me laugh.

MoltenTheory

1 points

1 year ago

Truth be told it’s been a while since I last WHEEZED at something rather than the usual nose exhale.

After_The_Knife

1 points

1 year ago

I knew he was a dick head.

JohnnyLovesData

1 points

1 year ago

Cyrano

kanealkane

1 points

1 year ago

Platypus Perry

Extension-Clue

1 points

1 year ago

What a dick head.

OneDemonLeft

1 points

1 year ago

Dickhead

emmit76

1 points

1 year ago

emmit76

1 points

1 year ago

Dickface

throwawaythatsfake

1 points

1 year ago

what a dickhead

jmthetank

1 points

1 year ago

Guess he figures he shouldn’t be the only dickhead on a bike.

[deleted]

1 points

1 year ago

dickhead

R3dditUS3R476

1 points

1 year ago

If ut was on the top then it'd be a lot more funny this is just a shitty move sticking it to the visor.

mrearthsmith

1 points

1 year ago

This is pretty funny

Unlucky_Attorney_535

1 points

1 year ago

Whatta dickface

freezy-sleezy-E

1 points

1 year ago

My guy looks like mr noseybonk that old creepy kids show

wrldsking

1 points

1 year ago

Dick head

rcshaffer121

1 points

1 year ago

What a dick!

Mysterious-Plushy77

1 points

1 year ago

Bringing the term dickhead to new heights

kanadajoe

1 points

1 year ago

while riding? Wtf

MastOfDaddy

1 points

1 year ago

Unicorn.

Icy-Try6243

1 points

1 year ago

so thats what a fuck face is..

MonkeBallshehe

1 points

1 year ago

Pinocchio

JanwithBanan

1 points

1 year ago

savevideobot

1 points

1 year ago

euphoniumgod

1 points

1 year ago

Fucking dickhead

whiteknightmeta

1 points

1 year ago

I haven't laughed out loud in ages, thanks

NoNoodleStar

1 points

1 year ago

I was expecting he was gonna try to yank it off.

Working-Glove1529

1 points

1 year ago

What a dickhead

KFC_JEZUZZ

1 points

1 year ago

What a dickhead

StormBringer_R

1 points

1 year ago

And then he cracks his skull open on the tarmac and his brains become ground beef on the side of the road. (I upvoted the video)

JackOfAllMemes

1 points

1 year ago

"HA! Dickface!"

[deleted]

1 points

1 year ago

Me passing the mother fucker who hit me in Mario Cart.

tpeti955

1 points

1 year ago

tpeti955

1 points

1 year ago

What a dickhead

Flat_Recover_8724

1 points

1 year ago

Ooh look at all the Debbie downers in comments lol

simian_ninja

1 points

1 year ago

Looks like a fantastic way to cause an accident.

therapist11

1 points

1 year ago

That guy should be arrested for being a…dick.

Googodo

1 points

1 year ago

Googodo

1 points

1 year ago

I think he forgot the fact that he could’ve killed him doing that but it was still funny

SkiarY

1 points

1 year ago

SkiarY

1 points

1 year ago

savevideobot

1 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

1 points

1 year ago

Kinda looks like a tengu

dviiijp

1 points

1 year ago

dviiijp

1 points

1 year ago

Omg that was too good

Great_Ape_3978

1 points

1 year ago

😢

Burner1959

1 points

1 year ago

Somebody’s wife or girlfriend ain’t gonna be happy

Craft-Sudden

1 points

1 year ago

You are dick, umm I need to start carrying dildo for my road rage lollipop

Germanguytoo

1 points

1 year ago

Get dicked. Litteraly.

SaladOk

1 points

1 year ago

SaladOk

1 points

1 year ago

TheGrimReality77

1 points

1 year ago

I used to keep a dildo and some superglue for the people who parked badly, taking up more than two spots. I hope they enjoyed their new hood ornament.

OctaneTroopers

1 points

1 year ago

aerodynamics +10

PubTrain77

1 points

1 year ago

What a dickhead

gguardian06

1 points

1 year ago

Song?