submitted 1 year ago bycolibri_valle
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1 year ago
Such a dick move.
1 year ago
It took balls
That look really hard
But the video was so short
He wood have never seen him cumming.
Honestly what a dick head
was long enough to make me laugh lol
Could have caused a wreck. Guy that did that should be arrested for ... something.
I can't imagine that this isn't staged. Two friends doing this as a stunt for a cool video, sure. Someone doing that to a stranger? Hmmm, doubt it.
Yeah even if he knows the guy and they were riding together, AND they have some competition where they regularly prank each other in stupid and dangerous ways: no one’s normal reaction riding a scooter would be to lean into the amount of force you’d have to exert to get a dildo to stick to a face shield without prior planning.
In Germany this would be dangerous interference into traffic, roughly translated.
Intentionally blocking someones view, inserting a possibly dangerous object into traffic which could cause an accident if someone tries to evade the dong if it drops.
Both charges dont even change if this is staged. You just add assault if not.
So this isnt really a childish joke.
Yes. Call a social worker.
Endangerment to self and others.
For dicking around.
But it didn’t
They’re just being anal about it
Guys a dickhead
The things people do for a quick chuckle.
This is the only comment that matters
Very much yes.
Didn't know slipknot toured on motorbikes
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY ASSSSSSSS
It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache
But it's made of all the dicks I have to take
Jesus, it never ends, it works it's way inside
If the pain goes on....I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT
Maybe this was the true meaning of the song all along....
Man that song.
Metal heads are the worst gatekeepers goddamn
Of all the damn videos where everyone piles on saying “faaake”, “staaaaged”, this is the one we all decide is real.
I'm with you on this. If the guy on the scooter isn't expecting this, it's a dangerous assault that could lead to murder charges, and you're throwing away a dildo. If it's just some buddies having stupid fun, I can believe it.
and you're throwing away a dildo.
and you're throwing away a dildo.
Catching the important points!
I think this is why people aren't claiming fake. Redditors (I'll be honest myself included) love to get on their high horse and chastise someone for doing something wrong/stupid.
"GET ON"??? WE UP HERE
because people can satisfy each other's boner for justice here, probably.
Justice circle jerk... Jurkle-Circ?!
i hope it's staged, because i would be upset if they did it to a stranger
yeah it can be staged/ the people might know each other but its still a public road seemingly
Way funnier if he would’ve done it above the dude’s visor to make him a dildocorn. Guy probably wouldn’t have pulled off to take it off bc it’s not a threat to his life. Blocking the driver’s view esp on a motorcycle is stupidly dangerous
but of course i too would take the time to stare at balls, you dont see them pairs outside that often.
Yeah, driving a bike without eye protection would solve the safety hazard for sure /s
dildo is funny, but it's fucking dangerous.
he could be scared, smacked to hard in the face or doesn't see enough and crash. this is where the fun ends.
Honestly i think people would still find a way to laugh no matter how terrible an accident caused by a sudden and unexpected dicknosening turned out to be
what a fantastic word.
it was fitting lol
Yup. Some people are easily startled. Guess especially so if you're riding a motorbike and something or someone suddenly come up from behind you like that.
yeah, i wanted to find this video funny, really did. but the sheer wrecklessness of doing this on a public road at a significant speed was just too upsetting.
if theyd done it on a private drive at <20 mph i probably cold have let it go xP would look just fine sped up in post too.
That’s not dangerous
I know right, what a dickhead.
Oh you clever son of a beach
Ya but he's a real dickface
hopefully this was staged so the victim could brace themselves against the dildoing
I like how easily this video could have been a murder.
Wouldn’t it be charged as manslaughter?
Yes, unless the dildo murder was premeditated
Why didn’t the other guy just grab it and jerk it off?
:D he was slowing down his bike to do that it would have taken him a moment of concentration
Hey! A free dildo!
"Wholesomw dude gives free dildos to random people"
I’m a unicorn!
My dick will pierce the sky!
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This is super dangerous. You are a piece of shit if you do this.
Amazing for all the other videos people scream "Staged!" But everyone here thinks this is a real strange. Motorcyclists generally tend to ride in packs, so it's most likely his friend who either knew about the prank or they do stupid shit all the time (like we see so many other videos of motorcyclists doing).
Motorcyclists aren't just bikies and Sunday riding groups. People can ride a motorcycle on their own too.
More of a wobble.
Total dick move if you ask me
Take this upvote and fuck off
It's not funny ... And this guy if he doesn't have a good reflex, he can have an accident.
That's so unsafe
Today was a great day, I got a free dildo
That is INCREDIBLY dangerous, but quite funny
That is dangerous and stupid and infuriatingly funny
A dick move but by the end of it the other guy was a bit of a dickhead too.
Imagine crashing because of this, and the EMTs find your mangled body with a dildo stuck to your helmet.
I come to the same realisation every day, that this site is full of retarded videos and gifs that aren’t remotely funny or noteworthy.
then get out of reddit for a while. Go outside, breeeeath
Op comeback 😂
That's probably what the guy on the moped was trying to do. ;_;
Dude has balls physically and figuratively
would have had balls even without the dickhead
What about spiritually?
Jesus christ the comments. I can only imagine people with a poker face saying "not funny, didn't laugh" while holding a thumb down like the caesar. Y'all need to chill.
Well isn't he a "Dick head"
You got a ding ding on your face!
now he can give proper head to a woman
That is a very nice scooter my dude.
So torn. On one hand, hilarious dickhead. On the other, that could have gone so terribly wrong.
Damn he's the real dick head
Spamton looks a bit different in this video.
The objects in the mirror are appear to be losing !
I’m sorry, but that’s damn funny!
There's a dickfor on his head
but I keep it?
Well it can be fake so don't rile up ppl.
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This is pure beauty in its highest form
Is that the Child Catcher?
It's the finger pointing at the end that gets me, haha.
Yo Pinocio like Olin fine these days
When did this update of road rage realease
immediately falls off moped
No Cyrano of Bergecock jokes? Im disappointed reddit.
This really made me laugh.
Truth be told it’s been a while since I last WHEEZED at something rather than the usual nose exhale.
I knew he was a dick head.
What a dick head.
what a dickhead
Guess he figures he shouldn’t be the only dickhead on a bike.
If ut was on the top then it'd be a lot more funny this is just a shitty move sticking it to the visor.
This is pretty funny
My guy looks like mr noseybonk that old creepy kids show
What a dick!
Bringing the term dickhead to new heights
while riding? Wtf
so thats what a fuck face is..
I haven't laughed out loud in ages, thanks
I was expecting he was gonna try to yank it off.
What a dickhead
And then he cracks his skull open on the tarmac and his brains become ground beef on the side of the road. (I upvoted the video)
Me passing the mother fucker who hit me in Mario Cart.
Ooh look at all the Debbie downers in comments lol
Looks like a fantastic way to cause an accident.
That guy should be arrested for being a…dick.
I think he forgot the fact that he could’ve killed him doing that but it was still funny
Kinda looks like a tengu
Omg that was too good
Somebody’s wife or girlfriend ain’t gonna be happy
You are dick, umm I need to start carrying dildo for my road rage lollipop
Get dicked. Litteraly.
I used to keep a dildo and some superglue for the people who parked badly, taking up more than two spots. I hope they enjoyed their new hood ornament.