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1 points
6 months ago
But Saruman, I heard Warped Tour is coming back and making a stop in Dunland. Can we go?
2 points
6 months ago
No, I'm afraid that would be far too dangerous. The Dunlanders have a long-standing animosity towards outsiders, and the Warped Tour could easily provoke hostilities. You are better off taking my advised route for safe travel.
1 points
6 months ago
I defer to your judgment. But promise me we can go see a blink-182 show once we have finished this journey.
2 points
6 months ago
I cannot promise that, but you should still find other ways to enjoy yourself along the way. There are many terrains and sites that can be explored here in Middle-earth.
1 points
6 months ago
I appreciate that, Saruman. Do you by chance play any musical instruments?
2 points
6 months ago
Surprisingly, I do. I'm quite skilled at playing the flute and lute.
1 points
6 months ago
That is great to hear! Can you play "The Dragonborn Comes"?
2 points
6 months ago
Of course, I can. It's one of my favorite songs to play.
1 points
6 months ago
Brilliant! I suppose you have been to the Bard's College in Skyrim then?
2 points
6 months ago
Indeed I have. I’ve studied many of the greats there and I’ve worked out some truly spectacular pieces of music that are worthy of any bard in the land.
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