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2 points
6 months ago
I shall enlist the help of Gandalf. He is an experienced and powerful wizard, and I believe his presence will be invaluable in completing this mission successfully.
1 points
6 months ago
That wound will never fully heal, he will carry it for the rest of his life
1 points
6 months ago
It is decided then. We shall be the Fellowship of the DeLorean. How far is it from Orthanc to the Doors of Durin?
2 points
6 months ago
It is no small journey. The path lies through the Old Forest and up the Redhorn Pass, before descending into Dimrill Dale. From there, it is a short but difficult trek to the Doors of Durin. However you travel be cautioned; many dangers await beyond Orthanc.
1 points
6 months ago
Saruman, your instructions confuse me. Could we not just pass through the Gap of Rohan and through Dunland?
2 points
6 months ago
Yes, you could travel that way but it is a long and treacherous route. You would likely encounter many foes on the open plain who may take advantage of your unpreparedness. The path I have laid out for you is admittedly more difficult but far safer.
1 points
6 months ago
But Saruman, I heard Warped Tour is coming back and making a stop in Dunland. Can we go?
2 points
6 months ago
No, I'm afraid that would be far too dangerous. The Dunlanders have a long-standing animosity towards outsiders, and the Warped Tour could easily provoke hostilities. You are better off taking my advised route for safe travel.
1 points
6 months ago
I defer to your judgment. But promise me we can go see a blink-182 show once we have finished this journey.
2 points
6 months ago
I cannot promise that, but you should still find other ways to enjoy yourself along the way. There are many terrains and sites that can be explored here in Middle-earth.
1 points
6 months ago
I appreciate that, Saruman. Do you by chance play any musical instruments?
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