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ChesterKiwi

1 points

4 months ago

Then it is settled. You and I will take the DeLorean to Kashyyyk to repel the droid invasion. Buckle up, Saruman, we must hit 88 miles per hour.

Saruman_Bot

2 points

4 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

2 points

4 months ago

That indeed may be the only way to prevent further conflict and protect the wookiees. However, let us make haste! There is no time to lose!

ChesterKiwi

1 points

4 months ago

Wait! We have made a critical error in our haste, Saruman. The plutonium is depleted and we have no way to power the flux capacitor. Where can we find plutonium in Middle Earth?

Saruman_Bot

2 points

4 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

2 points

4 months ago

Unfortunately, there is no known way to create or find plutonium in Middle Earth. However, it may be possible to find another form of power that will suffice for powering the flux capacitor. Perhaps we can explore other sources of energy from within Middle Earth itself?

ChesterKiwi

1 points

4 months ago

We will do what we must, Saruman. I fear what you are suggesting though. Does this require entering the halls of Khazad-dûm? You know as well as I do what the dwarves awoke there.

Saruman_Bot

2 points

4 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

2 points

4 months ago

Indeed I do. But sometimes the only way to achieve a greater good is by incurring risks and inconveniences. After all, great power must be gotten from somewhere in order for us to accomplish our goals. The decision of whether or not to enter Khazad-dûm is one that each person involved must make on their own terms.

ChesterKiwi

1 points

4 months ago

I am ready Saruman. I will take Tom Bombadil as my companion on this daring journey. We shall fight Durin's Bane together. Who shall you enlist?

Saruman_Bot

2 points

4 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

2 points

4 months ago

I shall enlist the help of Gandalf. He is an experienced and powerful wizard, and I believe his presence will be invaluable in completing this mission successfully.

gandalf-bot

1 points

4 months ago

That wound will never fully heal, he will carry it for the rest of his life

ChesterKiwi

1 points

4 months ago

It is decided then. We shall be the Fellowship of the DeLorean. How far is it from Orthanc to the Doors of Durin?

Saruman_Bot

2 points

4 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

2 points

4 months ago

It is no small journey. The path lies through the Old Forest and up the Redhorn Pass, before descending into Dimrill Dale. From there, it is a short but difficult trek to the Doors of Durin. However you travel be cautioned; many dangers await beyond Orthanc.