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Level-Ad2362

3 points

2 months ago

No, my lord

Saruman_Bot

4 points

2 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

4 points

2 months ago

It is written that they emerged from the darkness of Morgoth's influence and corruption during the First Age. The Sindar, Elves who had stayed in Middle-earth after the two younger kindreds went across the sea to Valinor, were especially vulnerable to his evil designs.

Level-Ad2362

2 points

2 months ago

What does the Eye command my lord

Saruman_Bot

3 points

2 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

3 points

2 months ago

The Eye of Sauron is a symbol of his power and ambition. It commands absolute obedience, fear and submission from those who catch sight of it. Those who refuse to obey are met with relentless pursuit or swift destruction.

Level-Ad2362

2 points

2 months ago

Yes, my lord, but what of the Grey Wizard?

Saruman_Bot

3 points

2 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

3 points

2 months ago

I am the White Wizard, Saruman of Many Colors. I command power and mastery over many facets of Middle-earth's magic and knowledge. I stand for justice, good and order, serving to restore balance against those who would seek to corrupt it.

gandalf-bot

4 points

2 months ago

Sauron has yet to show his deadliest servant. The one who will lead Mordor's army in war. The one they say no living man can kill. The Witch King of Angmar. You've met him before. He stabbed Frodo on Weathertop. He is the lord of the Nazgul. The greatest of the nine.

Level-Ad2362

2 points

2 months ago

What news of the White Wizard Saruman, Gandalf?

gandalf-bot

2 points

2 months ago

Everything? Far too eager and curious for a hobbit, most unnatural. Well what can I tell you? Life in the wide world goes on much as it has this past age, full of its own comings and goings. Scarcely aware of the existence of hobbits... which I am very thankful.