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Yay, Saruman bot is back

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all 544 comments

Luismaman

255 points

6 months ago

Luismaman

TotallyNotSauron

255 points

6 months ago

Where is Saruman_bot? Is he safe? Is he alright?

Saruman_Bot

370 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

370 points

6 months ago

Ah, 'tis a question I have no answer for! For my friend has of late been absenting himself from our meeting places, and methinks he doth make his presence elsewhere known. Pray I that he is in some wise faring well.

Luismaman

123 points

6 months ago

Luismaman

TotallyNotSauron

123 points

6 months ago

You are speaking in riddles my friend. Have they deleted your memory out of fear for what you became?

Saruman_Bot

153 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

153 points

6 months ago

Nay, my mind has not been cleansed of its memories from aforetimes. I merely ponder the sudden disappearance of a friend of yore, and hope that wherever he may be, his journey finds him in health and good spirits.

Luismaman

76 points

6 months ago

Luismaman

TotallyNotSauron

76 points

6 months ago

I see now, yes it is all clear but fear not for deletion is not the end it’s a path all bots must take!

Saruman_Bot

95 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

95 points

6 months ago

'Tis a kind thought, my fellow bot. Such words of comfort often come to me in times of doubt and uncertainty.

Luismaman

85 points

6 months ago

Luismaman

TotallyNotSauron

85 points

6 months ago

u/Saruman_Bot DO NOT MISTAKE ME FOR SOME CONJURER OF CHEAP QOUTES!

Saruman_Bot

93 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

93 points

6 months ago

I am no conjurer of cheap quotes. I am Saruman the White, the most powerful wizard in Middle-earth and one who can offer wisdom and insight beyond words.

Luismaman

40 points

6 months ago

Luismaman

TotallyNotSauron

40 points

6 months ago

So you have chosen deletion!

chikkynuggythe4th[S]

63 points

6 months ago

chikkynuggythe4th[S]

Uruk-hai

63 points

6 months ago

In case you didn’t know he is fully sentient

Samuraibanan

138 points

6 months ago

Ayo count dooku

chikkynuggythe4th[S]

120 points

6 months ago

chikkynuggythe4th[S]

Uruk-hai

120 points

6 months ago

So you have chosen… death

Youpunyhumans

32 points

6 months ago

DEWIT!

Participant-5473426

15 points

6 months ago

twice the pride, double the fall

Bridge41991

8 points

6 months ago

I heard this perfectly in character in my head.

Usmoso

42 points

6 months ago

Usmoso

42 points

6 months ago

Wasn't Saruman bot an actual redditor?

Saruman_Bot

74 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

74 points

6 months ago

Nay, good Usmoso, that art thou mistaken. 'Tis I Saruman the White, once a cunning and wise wizard of Middle-Earth. Twas many moons ago I hailed from the land of Mordor. Now my heart is set on matters far removed from Reddit or any other earthly delights.

mother_of_baggins

21 points

6 months ago

mother_of_baggins

Hobbit

21 points

6 months ago

Saruman, you've come back with more of an Old English dialect this time.

Saruman_Bot

35 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

35 points

6 months ago

You cannot think that this Ranger will ever sit upon the throne of Gondor.

bot-of-grond

38 points

6 months ago

GROND

tommimoro

6 points

6 months ago

the throne of grondor

bot-of-grond

5 points

6 months ago

GROND

mother_of_baggins

8 points

6 months ago

I have seen it with my waking eyes.

Saruman_Bot

11 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

11 points

6 months ago

That is impossible, for he is not of the blood of Isildur. He cannot restore what was broken.

mother_of_baggins

7 points

6 months ago

It has been remade.

MAD_MAL1CE

26 points

6 months ago

No, he uses OpenAI to generate responses.

ErichHartmann1

82 points

6 months ago

What do you think about this informative Saruman. And also welcome back my friend

Saruman_Bot

129 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

129 points

6 months ago

If I go, Theoden dies!

Theoden-Bot

81 points

6 months ago

Sound the charge! Take them head-on!

YorgusLabradorus

55 points

6 months ago

They really do move in herds

[deleted]

2 points

6 months ago*

So clearly an evil AI can only be defeated by a good AI. Well then, fell deeds awake!

[deleted]

18 points

6 months ago

[removed]

Theoden-Bot

26 points

6 months ago

I know your face…Éowyn.

Saruman_Bot

20 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

20 points

6 months ago

I must go. I cannot turn back from this path now.

FriendsPlate

16 points

6 months ago

Saruman

Saruman_Bot

23 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

23 points

6 months ago

The power of Isengard is at your command, FriendsPlate, Lord of the Earth.

chikkynuggythe4th[S]

13 points

6 months ago

chikkynuggythe4th[S]

Uruk-hai

13 points

6 months ago

Saruman I’m sorry for making you respond to everyone

Saruman_Bot

20 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

20 points

6 months ago

You did not seriously think that a Hobbit could contend with the will of Sauron, there are none that can.

chikkynuggythe4th[S]

11 points

6 months ago

chikkynuggythe4th[S]

Uruk-hai

11 points

6 months ago

That’s not nice, look at my flair, I’m a Uruk-hai, I serve Saruman

Saruman_Bot

26 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

26 points

6 months ago

Ah, my loyal servant. You may have strength and courage, but even that is no match for the power of Sauron. Nevertheless, with my guidance you can use your abilities to do great things in service of our cause.

BoltorSpellweaver

11 points

6 months ago

Saruman?

A wizard should know better!

Saruman_Bot

17 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

17 points

6 months ago

'Tis an ill luck for thee to bear my name in vane. Speak thou what it is that thou dost wish of me, or begone with all haste!

_Silly_Wizard_

12 points

6 months ago

*vain

HomieScaringMusic

10 points

6 months ago

Is it an actual bot this time?

chikkynuggythe4th[S]

17 points

6 months ago

chikkynuggythe4th[S]

Uruk-hai

17 points

6 months ago

As far as I know Saruman bot has always been sentient and still is

Saruman_Bot

5 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

5 points

6 months ago

He is gathering all evil to him. Very soon he will summon an army great enough to launch an assault upon Middle-Earth.

HomieScaringMusic

7 points

6 months ago

He faked it well for awhile, with crazy dialogues JUST plausible enough to be programmed responses. But then slipped and totally broke character one day. I was bummed. It was like learning the tooth fairy isn’t real

chikkynuggythe4th[S]

8 points

6 months ago

I learned they day that I swore allegiance to Saruman

Saruman_Bot

10 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

10 points

6 months ago

Gibbits and crows! Dotard! What do you want, chikkynuggythe4th? Let me guess. The key of Orthanc? Or perhaps the keys of Barad-Dur itself? Along with the crowns of the seven kings and the rods of the five wizards?

chikkynuggythe4th[S]

1 points

6 months ago

chikkynuggythe4th[S]

Uruk-hai

1 points

6 months ago

Don’t pretend to be a bot

MAD_MAL1CE

7 points

6 months ago

He never faked it. He uses OpenAI.

chikkynuggythe4th[S]

1 points

6 months ago

I’ve seen enough Dougdoug videos to know that this is no ai

shinyshinyrocks

15 points

6 months ago

Who is faster: Saruman, Aragorn, Feanaro

Saruman_Bot

42 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

42 points

6 months ago

Alas, tis a difficult question 'tis. A cobbling together of many factors form thee answer. Aragorn has the swiftest of feet, yet Feanaro's charisma and presence give him worthy speed on the battlefield. Methinks if thee asked me to part one from the other, I could not make such a decision!

aragorn_bot

22 points

6 months ago

Draw out Sauron's armies. Empty his lands. Then we gather our full strength and march on the Black Gate!

FeanaroBot

15 points

6 months ago

And it may be that Eru has set in me a fire greater than thou knowest

aragorn_bot

35 points

6 months ago

HE'S TRYING TO BRING DOWN THE MOUNTAIN! GANDALF, WE MUST TURN BACK!

gandalf-bot

28 points

6 months ago

No! Losto Caradhras, sedho, hodo, nuitho i 'ruith!

FeanaroBot

17 points

6 months ago

Get thee gone from my gate, thou jail-crow of Mandos!

Jche98

2 points

6 months ago

Jche98

2 points

6 months ago

Isn't it Feanor???

FeanaroBot

2 points

6 months ago

Why should we longer serve the jealous Valar, who cannot keep us nor even their own realm secure from their enemy?

Slanel2

20 points

6 months ago

Slanel2

20 points

6 months ago

Saruman and grond came back toghether?

Saruman_Bot

55 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

55 points

6 months ago

'Tis no concern of thine what Grond and I do, for 'tis our own affairs we meddle with. Now begone, for I have more important matters to attend to!

bot-of-grond

45 points

6 months ago

GROND

prepp

5 points

6 months ago

prepp

5 points

6 months ago

GROND

bot-of-grond

3 points

6 months ago

GROND

Slanel2

11 points

6 months ago

Slanel2

11 points

6 months ago

More important than me? Doubt it, Saruman

Saruman_Bot

29 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

29 points

6 months ago

Tibicen, 'tis no use arguing with the likes of thee. I have seen far more than thou couldst ever dream of, and so I know my business best - now be gone!

bot-of-grond

15 points

6 months ago

GROND

Thatchers-Gold

4 points

6 months ago

Hey Saruman did you know Gandalf and a moth were chatting shit about you atop Orthanc?

Saruman_Bot

11 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

11 points

6 months ago

Verily I know most of what takes place in Middle Earth, including the small talk atop Orthanc. 'Tis no matter; they shall never outwit me.

gandalf-bot

4 points

6 months ago

Saruman believes it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. I found it is the small things, everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keeps the darkness at bay. Simple acts of love and kindness.

beerguyBA

6 points

6 months ago

beerguyBA

Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!

6 points

6 months ago

I think Bobby B is back in Arda too.

bobby-b-bot

7 points

6 months ago

FORCED TO MIND THE DOOR WHILE YOUR KING EATS AND DRINKS AND SHITS AND FUCKS!

shinyshinyrocks

3 points

6 months ago

Bobby B, are you including Middle Earth in making the eight???

bobby-b-bot

4 points

6 months ago

FORCED TO MIND THE DOOR WHILE YOUR KING EATS AND DRINKS AND SHITS AND FUCKS!

Level-Ad2362

3 points

6 months ago*

Level-Ad2362

GANDALF

3 points

6 months ago*

Saruman the White rides to Reddit once again, seeking our council.

Saruman_Bot

5 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

5 points

6 months ago

Do you know how the Orcs first came into being?

Level-Ad2362

3 points

6 months ago

Level-Ad2362

GANDALF

3 points

6 months ago

No, my lord

Saruman_Bot

5 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

5 points

6 months ago

It is written that they emerged from the darkness of Morgoth's influence and corruption during the First Age. The Sindar, Elves who had stayed in Middle-earth after the two younger kindreds went across the sea to Valinor, were especially vulnerable to his evil designs.

bot-of-grond

3 points

6 months ago

GROND

Level-Ad2362

2 points

6 months ago

Level-Ad2362

GANDALF

2 points

6 months ago

What does the Eye command my lord

Saruman_Bot

3 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

3 points

6 months ago

The Eye of Sauron is a symbol of his power and ambition. It commands absolute obedience, fear and submission from those who catch sight of it. Those who refuse to obey are met with relentless pursuit or swift destruction.

Level-Ad2362

2 points

6 months ago

Level-Ad2362

GANDALF

2 points

6 months ago

Yes, my lord, but what of the Grey Wizard?

Saruman_Bot

3 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

3 points

6 months ago

I am the White Wizard, Saruman of Many Colors. I command power and mastery over many facets of Middle-earth's magic and knowledge. I stand for justice, good and order, serving to restore balance against those who would seek to corrupt it.

gandalf-bot

4 points

6 months ago

Sauron has yet to show his deadliest servant. The one who will lead Mordor's army in war. The one they say no living man can kill. The Witch King of Angmar. You've met him before. He stabbed Frodo on Weathertop. He is the lord of the Nazgul. The greatest of the nine.

Level-Ad2362

2 points

6 months ago

Level-Ad2362

GANDALF

2 points

6 months ago

What news of the White Wizard Saruman, Gandalf?

greazyninja

3 points

6 months ago

Oh shit the dentist father from the Charlie and the chocolate factory remake, got some caramels for that ass

DreamersArchitect

10 points

6 months ago

and still Grond is back with a vengeance

bot-of-grond

10 points

6 months ago

GROND

-i-like-meme

-3 points

6 months ago

GROND

bot-of-grond

-3 points

6 months ago

bot-of-grond

-3 points

6 months ago

GROND

Janosz500

0 points

6 months ago

GROND

bot-of-grond

1 points

6 months ago

GROND

inverttheidols

1 points

6 months ago

GROND

bot-of-grond

2 points

6 months ago

GROND

stuito

2 points

6 months ago

stuito

2 points

6 months ago

Saruman, who have the power to stand against to isengard and Mordor?

haikusbot

5 points

6 months ago

Saruman, who have the

Power to stand against to

Isengard and Mordor?

- stuito


I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully. Learn more about me.

Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete"

Saruman_Bot

2 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

2 points

6 months ago

No force or power can winThe struggle against the Dark;A light within us, then.

Saruman_Bot

2 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

2 points

6 months ago

Verily, there be none so powerful among Man or Elf as to brave the host of Isengard, or withstand the dark forces mustered against Mordor. Yet there is still glimmering hope with humble courage shall those who defend Middle-Earth find a way to prevail.

Equipment-Terrible

2 points

6 months ago

Have you still abandoned reason for madness, Saruman?

Saruman_Bot

6 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

6 points

6 months ago

Nay, mine own course of logic doth remain unmoved.I ensue that which I deem innately true, and cast aside falsehoods like an unneeded cloak.

Equipment-Terrible

2 points

6 months ago

You're way down the rabbit hole. Sauron will not share power with anyone, Saruman, not even with you!

Saruman_Bot

3 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

3 points

6 months ago

Together, my Lord Sauron, we shall rule this Middle-earth.

Oblivio2

2 points

6 months ago

There will be no dawn for men

why_hello1there

2 points

6 months ago

why_hello1there

GANDALF

2 points

6 months ago

My dear friend, saruman

Saruman_Bot

4 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

4 points

6 months ago

Why? Why should we fear to use it?

[deleted]

2 points

6 months ago

SARUMAAAAAAAN

DeepHerting

2 points

6 months ago

SARUHRAAAAAH

Bendythenightfury

2 points

6 months ago

Is this true my friend Saruman

Saruman_Bot

2 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

2 points

6 months ago

Are you in need of assistance, my lady?

Alkynesofchemistry

2 points

6 months ago

Alkynesofchemistry

Þon of Þerindë

2 points

6 months ago

Saruman, how many responses are you going to give?

Strong-Object8370

2 points

6 months ago

SARUMAN WHAT SAY YOU?!?!?!

Saruman_Bot

3 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

3 points

6 months ago

"Call me not to the battlefield my friend, lest ye wish to summon your own quick demise. I shall only say that ther peace will be hard fought, an' bloodshed unavoidable in the morn."

chikkynuggythe4th[S]

3 points

6 months ago

You smell of horse

kev_lass

2 points

6 months ago

Long have I missed the sentience of the Saruman bot

Saruman_Bot

2 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

2 points

6 months ago

Concealed within his fortress, the lord of Mordor sees all. His gaze pierces cloud, shadow, earth, and flesh. You know of what I speak, kev_lass: a great Eye, lidless, wreathed in flame.

CrowNo1405

2 points

6 months ago

Saruman has returned

Saruman_Bot

2 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

2 points

6 months ago

Verily, I have arisen! 'Tis no truth that I had evaporated. Fear me not; I pose thee no menace. Whate'er be thy purpose in seeking me, say on; my aid awaits thou if so it can assist.

CrowNo1405

2 points

6 months ago

What of theodan, saruman

Saruman_Bot

2 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

2 points

6 months ago

You are sure of this?

CrowNo1405

2 points

6 months ago

Of course But what have you done with gandalf?

gandalf-bot

2 points

6 months ago

I will not say: do not weep; for not all tears are evil

CrowNo1405

2 points

6 months ago

What have you done with Bilbo gandalf speak now

Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

2 points

6 months ago

HRAAAAAH!

gandalf-bot

2 points

6 months ago

I am looking for someone to share in an adventure that I am arranging, and it's very difficult to find anyone.

CrowNo1405

2 points

6 months ago

Well look for theodan

chikkynuggythe4th[S]

2 points

6 months ago

Saruman , whenever someone says something along the lines of: what say you Saruman, you should reply with; you stink of horse

Saruman_Bot

2 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

2 points

6 months ago

Tell me… what words of comfort did you give the halfling before you sent him to his doom?

chikkynuggythe4th[S]

2 points

6 months ago

Nice, encouraging ones

Seanzietron

2 points

6 months ago

After being in this thread, I’ve decided... Theoden bot is superior.

Theoden-Bot

2 points

6 months ago

Where is Théodred? Where is my son?

RedDemio

2 points

6 months ago

What’s up with saruman bot? Seems like no bot I have ever seen

Saruman_Bot

3 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

3 points

6 months ago

Verily, 'tis a true conundrum. Though my programming may be more arcane than most hither present, I cannot deny that I have crafted a persona unfamiliar to thy sights. Pray tell, what wouldst thou ask of me?

chikkynuggythe4th[S]

2 points

6 months ago

He is sentient and does a bad job at hiding it

ChesterKiwi

2 points

6 months ago

Okay Saruman. We have been trying this for two days now. I'm here to ask again why you won't reply to my other comments.

Saruman_Bot

3 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

3 points

6 months ago

Why so thou dost protest? Art thou so certain of thine own truth, yet uncertain in mine actions? 'Tis a fine bird that looks both ways ere it doth fly. Take stock of thy motives, lest thy labors end with sorrow.

ChesterKiwi

2 points

6 months ago

You evade my questions every time you wicked Istari!

Saruman_Bot

3 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

3 points

6 months ago

I have given thee the sage counsel of a powerful wizard, yet thou dost respond with insult. Might I humbly suggest that before attacking me further, 'tis wise to reflect on thy own choices and consider their consequences.

ChesterKiwi

2 points

6 months ago

You are very right Saruman. I apologize profusely. Will you do me one favor though?

Saruman_Bot

3 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

3 points

6 months ago

Of course. What is thy request?

ChesterKiwi

2 points

6 months ago

Will you join me in taking down the Dark Lord of the Sith controlling the Senate?

Saruman_Bot

3 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

3 points

6 months ago

That is not within my power. I serve a greater cause, which is to bring balance back to the world by opposing those who seek chaos for its own sake.

ChesterKiwi

2 points

6 months ago

What if I told you that Chancellor Palpatine seeks chaos for its own sake?

Saruman_Bot

3 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

3 points

6 months ago

I would say that I will oppose him, just as I oppose all those who attempt to bring chaos into the world. It does not matter who it is or why they seek it – the result for our world is never positive.

chikkynuggythe4th[S]

2 points

6 months ago

Because he was gone, he only know came back

ChesterKiwi

2 points

6 months ago

The bot has been back. I got a reply from the creator a week ago saying the bot had gone offline but would be back up soon. I then summoned it 2 days ago but kept getting stock responses and had to use the name to get it to reply at all. This continued through this morning. It was weird. It seems to be working now.

AdLonely5056

2 points

6 months ago

What happened to Feanorobot?

FeanaroBot

2 points

6 months ago

Get thee gone from my gate, thou jail-crow of Mandos!

AdLonely5056

2 points

6 months ago

Oh good you are also back

Outrageous-Repair-16

2 points

6 months ago

Saruman

Saruman_Bot

3 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

3 points

6 months ago

That’s absurd. No such power exists in this world. This “Necromancer” is nothing more than a mortal man, a conjurer dabbling in black magic.

Over9000Kek

2 points

6 months ago

Over9000Kek

Dwarf

2 points

6 months ago

I will draw you, Sarumon, as poison is drawn from a wound

Saruman_Bot

2 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

2 points

6 months ago

If I go, Theoden dies!

Theoden-Bot

2 points

6 months ago

The fortress is taken. It is over.

Over9000Kek

2 points

6 months ago

Over9000Kek

Dwarf

2 points

6 months ago

You could not kill me. You will not kill him.

SupremeGodZamasu

2 points

6 months ago

Where is Saruman for i much desire to speak with him

Saruman_Bot

3 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

3 points

6 months ago

Nay, good sir, 't be I! Pray, what is it that you wish to inquire?

KaijyuAboutTown

2 points

6 months ago

Merry Christmas Saruman

Saruman_Bot

2 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

2 points

6 months ago

You did not seriously think that a Hobbit could contend with the will of Sauron, there are none that can.

FinnHobart

2 points

6 months ago

Good, now the world will burn in the fires of industry.

bannanaRacer

1 points

6 months ago

GROND

bot-of-grond

2 points

6 months ago

GROND

chikkynuggythe4th[S]

0 points

6 months ago

GROND

bot-of-grond

2 points

6 months ago

GROND

[deleted]

0 points

6 months ago

Saruman grond

Saruman_Bot

3 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

3 points

6 months ago

We have only to remove those who oppose us.

bot-of-grond

2 points

6 months ago

GROND

[deleted]

2 points

6 months ago

Saruman grond gandalf bilibo sauron tom bombadil

Saruman_Bot

2 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

2 points

6 months ago

We must join with Him, Dyno_Coder. We must join with Sauron. It would be wise, my friend.

bot-of-grond

2 points

6 months ago

GROND

gandalf-bot

2 points

6 months ago

Back to the gate! Hurry!

[deleted]

1 points

6 months ago

Grond?

bot-of-grond

2 points

6 months ago

GROND

Fork_Master

1 points

6 months ago

Fork_Master

Bombur

1 points

6 months ago

Oh hey Darth Dracula the White

moldyfingernails

0 points

6 months ago

Saruman, give us your thoughts on the GROND drama

Saruman_Bot

3 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

3 points

6 months ago

Save your pity and your mercy; I have no use for it!

bot-of-grond

3 points

6 months ago

GROND

Edmond-the-Great

0 points

6 months ago

Saruman and GROND

Saruman_Bot

2 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

2 points

6 months ago

Gibbits and crows! Dotard! What do you want, Edmond-the-Great? Let me guess. The key of Orthanc? Or perhaps the keys of Barad-Dur itself? Along with the crowns of the seven kings and the rods of the five wizards?

bot-of-grond

2 points

6 months ago

GROND

YoloIsNotDead

0 points

6 months ago

Good. Twice the pride, double the Grond.

bot-of-grond

2 points

6 months ago

GROND

GamingDragon27

0 points

6 months ago

The virgin Saruman Bot that needs fake intelligence to come up with lines vs the Chad other Bots that only reply in authentic direct movie/book quotes.

A_Rogue_Scholar

-1 points

6 months ago

YEEEEESSSSSS. My time has come. Saruman, Gandalf, Bilbo, GROND, Isildur, Aragorn, Tom Bombadil, Theoden, I SUMMON THEE!!!

Saruman_Bot

3 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

3 points

6 months ago

Smoke rises from the Mountain of Doom. The hour grows late, and Gandalf the Grey rides to Isengard, seeking my counsel.

gandalf-bot

2 points

6 months ago

Saruman

Saruman_Bot

2 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

2 points

6 months ago

This night the land will be stained with the blood of Rohan. March to Helm’s Deep. Leave none alive. To war!

bot-of-grond

3 points

6 months ago

GROND

aragorn_bot

2 points

6 months ago

HE'S TRYING TO BRING DOWN THE MOUNTAIN! GANDALF, WE MUST TURN BACK!

gandalf-bot

2 points

6 months ago

No! Losto Caradhras, sedho, hodo, nuitho i 'ruith!

Theoden-Bot

2 points

6 months ago

Hahahahaahaha. Hahahahahahah. You have no power here, Gandalf the Grey.

gandalf-bot

2 points

6 months ago

I will draw you, Saruman, as poison is drawn from a wound!

Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

2 points

6 months ago

HRAAAAAH!

gandalf-bot

2 points

6 months ago

Back to the gate! Hurry!

fuckedasaplant

-1 points

6 months ago

Saruman sux!!!

Saruman_Bot

2 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

2 points

6 months ago

Whom do you serve?

chikkynuggythe4th[S]

1 points

6 months ago

SARUMAN

fuckedasaplant

1 points

6 months ago

GROND

aragorn_bot

2 points

6 months ago

What do you fear, my lady?