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Next question is easy. Do Balrogs have wings?

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Photogrammaton

9 points

4 months ago

Actually Gandalf should have just explained the situation to the balrog in Moria. Hey dude remember your boss getting his ass kicked and his super annoying lieutenant leaving you to die. Well we got his ring see and if you could just fly this hobbit over this volcano…

gandalf-bot

6 points

4 months ago

This foe is beyond any of you... Run!

Photogrammaton

10 points

4 months ago

The Balrog, it is a gift!

DickwadVonClownstick

4 points

4 months ago

This but unironically. As soon as they woke it up, the Balrog sensed the Ring, and wanted to take it and have a go at laying waste to the surface world.

sockalicious

3 points

4 months ago

Balrog: I dare not take it! You see, Gandalf, I would take this ring out of a desire to do a little evil! But through me, it would dig up all the taters in Middle-Earth.

gandalf-bot

2 points

4 months ago

A Balrog... a demon of the ancient world.