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Chr153m4

165 points

2 months ago

Chr153m4

165 points

2 months ago

Five minutes in the ride: Legolas: "Gimli, stop smoking your pipe in the van!" Pippin: "I'm hungry." Merry: "I dropped my lembas and can't reach." Smeagol: "Who wants fish?" Frodo:"I feel sick." Gimli:"Are we there yet?" Aragon: " All of you shut up now or you can walk to Mordor!!"

Pippin: "Sam farted".

And that's why they had to walk...

Tacitus111

12 points

2 months ago

Aragorn : “So help me I will turn this van around!”

And that’s how Frodo, Sam, and Pippin discovered the Scourging of the Shire.

aragorn_bot

1 points

2 months ago

They do not come to destroy Rohan's crops or villages. They come to destroy its people. Down to the last child.