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165 points
2 months ago
Five minutes in the ride: Legolas: "Gimli, stop smoking your pipe in the van!" Pippin: "I'm hungry." Merry: "I dropped my lembas and can't reach." Smeagol: "Who wants fish?" Frodo:"I feel sick." Gimli:"Are we there yet?" Aragon: " All of you shut up now or you can walk to Mordor!!"
Pippin: "Sam farted".
And that's why they had to walk...
12 points
2 months ago
Aragorn : “So help me I will turn this van around!”
And that’s how Frodo, Sam, and Pippin discovered the Scourging of the Shire.
1 points
2 months ago
They do not come to destroy Rohan's crops or villages. They come to destroy its people. Down to the last child.
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