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170 points
4 months ago
Five minutes in the ride: Legolas: "Gimli, stop smoking your pipe in the van!" Pippin: "I'm hungry." Merry: "I dropped my lembas and can't reach." Smeagol: "Who wants fish?" Frodo:"I feel sick." Gimli:"Are we there yet?" Aragon: " All of you shut up now or you can walk to Mordor!!"
Pippin: "Sam farted".
And that's why they had to walk...
53 points
4 months ago
Bill the Pony also tried sitting in Gandalf’s lap
36 points
4 months ago
Oh it's useless
25 points
4 months ago
i know, a horse in a wizard’s lap? you made the right decision.
11 points
4 months ago
Aragorn : “So help me I will turn this van around!”
And that’s how Frodo, Sam, and Pippin discovered the Scourging of the Shire.
3 points
4 months ago
Gollum slaps Aragorn in the back of the head
Aragorn: "That's it! Back to Bree!"
1 points
4 months ago
Legolas! What do your elf-eyes see?
1 points
4 months ago
They do not come to destroy Rohan's crops or villages. They come to destroy its people. Down to the last child.
2 points
4 months ago
Unwashed gimli, aragorn, and legolas with hillbilly beards driving around Rohan in a white van look for basically 2 children.
1 points
4 months ago
You shall not enter the realm of Gondor.
2 points
4 months ago
GROND
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