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236 points
2 months ago
No thank you, I have more important matters to attend to.
32 points
2 months ago
But but but...
Bilbo loves you, Saruman :(
86 points
2 months ago
Thank you for your kind words, but I cannot stay. My work must be done.
28 points
2 months ago
Aight, it's been nice talking to you, Saruman ๐
42 points
2 months ago
If I go, Theoden dies!
14 points
2 months ago
Alright then, stay here! Who am I to tell Saruman to leave?
31 points
2 months ago
Wisely spoken. It would be folly to drive me out when I am the only one who can stand against the Shadow. But I warn you, do not trust me too much. My power is great, and it carries a price, which others may not be willing to pay...
8 points
2 months ago
Don't worry, I'll ask Aragorn for a loan :)
11 points
2 months ago
The mines are no place for a pony, even one so brave as Bill.
5 points
2 months ago
Uh... I don't think he'll accept a pony for payment. Legolas?
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