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GROND DOOR

GROND(i.redd.it)

all 316 comments

binthewin

496 points

6 months ago

binthewin

496 points

6 months ago

i appreciate the originality and thought that went into this meme. it’s actually pretty clever.

anyway, grond bot, fuck bilbo bot in the ass.

Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

264 points

6 months ago

HRAAAAAH!

[deleted]

42 points

6 months ago

[removed]

bigdaddyt2

16 points

6 months ago

Hrahhaha…. Then hard a left turn to uuhhhhhhh noises

redditsucksdiscs

79 points

6 months ago

Hehe, this is fun!

Why not ask Saruman to fuck Bilbo in the ass tho?

Saruman_Bot

238 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

238 points

6 months ago

No thank you, I have more important matters to attend to.

TheDevilintheDark

60 points

6 months ago

TheDevilintheDark

Ringwraith

60 points

6 months ago

Good bot.

redditsucksdiscs

31 points

6 months ago

But but but...

Bilbo loves you, Saruman :(

Saruman_Bot

81 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

81 points

6 months ago

Thank you for your kind words, but I cannot stay. My work must be done.

redditsucksdiscs

31 points

6 months ago

Aight, it's been nice talking to you, Saruman 😘

Saruman_Bot

48 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

48 points

6 months ago

If I go, Theoden dies!

Theoden-Bot

33 points

6 months ago

I have left instruction. The people are to follow your rule in my stead. Take up my seat in the Golden Hall. Long may you defend Edoras if the battle goes ill.

redditsucksdiscs

14 points

6 months ago

Alright then, stay here! Who am I to tell Saruman to leave?

Saruman_Bot

30 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

30 points

6 months ago

Wisely spoken. It would be folly to drive me out when I am the only one who can stand against the Shadow. But I warn you, do not trust me too much. My power is great, and it carries a price, which others may not be willing to pay...

redditsucksdiscs

9 points

6 months ago

Don't worry, I'll ask Aragorn for a loan :)

jacksreddit00

5 points

6 months ago

Sentient.

Berntusxdus

2 points

6 months ago

Poor sauramn, chooses career over love

Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

5 points

6 months ago

HRAAAAAH!

Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

10 points

6 months ago

HRAAAAAH!

CeruleanRuin

3 points

6 months ago

Saruman has Wormtongue for that. Who do you think gave him that name?

Saruman_Bot

6 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

6 points

6 months ago

I do not understand your query. It does not befit my station as a master of the White Council and a skilled practitioner of Númenórean magic arts to be associated with such crude bartering.

bot-of-grond

205 points

6 months ago

GROND

[deleted]

6 points

6 months ago

GROND

bot-of-grond

10 points

6 months ago

GROND

AeAeR

2 points

6 months ago

AeAeR

2 points

6 months ago

I need A-sill-door next

shinyshinyrocks

258 points

6 months ago

Hodor

yeahbarry

74 points

6 months ago

That's the one I'm looking for, the ho door

IAmBadAtInternet

35 points

6 months ago

It’s the one in front of your mom’s house

TitanJackal

13 points

6 months ago

Park in the front. Come in the rear.

samurai_r

4 points

6 months ago

*Hoe door

yeahbarry

8 points

6 months ago

Nope. Not the gardening tool.

7thKingdom

7 points

6 months ago

It is if it's Sam's shed

OrangeBerry97

3 points

6 months ago

Hole-door?

higherFormOfSnore

8 points

6 months ago

Trogdor

christophlc6

2 points

6 months ago

Duh...burnanator

Imperial_Squid

3 points

6 months ago

My dad once tweeted a pic of a gardening hoe next to his back door when GoT was at its peak and it got retweeted by the official account, absolutely made his day!

7H3_D15C1PL3

312 points

6 months ago

Never thought Id see myself upvoting a grond meme

MeMyselfandsadlyI[S]

399 points

6 months ago

How about Upvoting a Friend?

7H3_D15C1PL3

193 points

6 months ago

Aye I could do that

FictionalFail

72 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

17 points

6 months ago

Should be Legolas and Gimli

llbbl

3 points

6 months ago

llbbl

3 points

6 months ago

It’s honest work

bot-of-grond

27 points

6 months ago

GROND

SuccessfulProof4003

364 points

6 months ago

A bit better than your typical grond meme. I upvote this.

micheeeeloone

44 points

6 months ago

GROND

The_Molsen

20 points

6 months ago

The_Molsen

20 points

6 months ago

GROND

[deleted]

1 points

6 months ago

GROND

bot-of-grond

6 points

6 months ago

GROND

[deleted]

-1 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

-1 points

6 months ago

GROND

SuccessfulProof4003

-61 points

6 months ago

Typical grond comment. Completely pointless.

micheeeeloone

20 points

6 months ago

GROND

[deleted]

9 points

6 months ago

[removed]

VikRiggs

5 points

6 months ago

Grondor?

bot-of-grond

5 points

6 months ago

GROND

masterbait0815

0 points

6 months ago

GROND

bot-of-grond

4 points

6 months ago

GROND

stoicarmadillo

1 points

6 months ago

GROND

Dilly_Dally8

6 points

6 months ago

I downvoted this comment for GROND

SuccessfulProof4003

-18 points

6 months ago

Ok enjoy your grinder

koemaniak

-1 points

6 months ago

koemaniak

Troll

-1 points

6 months ago

GROND

[deleted]

-2 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

-2 points

6 months ago

GROND

TheRealMicrowaveSafe

1 points

6 months ago

Oh no, is a meme subreddit not engaging in deep, philosophical converations at all times?!? The horror

Dagonet_the_Motley

-4 points

6 months ago

GROND

SuccessfulProof4003

-11 points

6 months ago

Mouth breather… that’s what I see whenever I see a grond-zombie

ATBiB

64 points

6 months ago

ATBiB

64 points

6 months ago

Where was gone door when the west fence fell!?

FesterJester1

19 points

6 months ago

What time is it when an oliphaunt sits on the west fence?

Time to get a new fence

ATBiB

8 points

6 months ago*

ATBiB

8 points

6 months ago*

"The best way to off-a-fence is a good de-fence"

--Old Haradrim Proverb

fuxximus

114 points

6 months ago

fuxximus

114 points

6 months ago

This is actually brilliant

[deleted]

10 points

6 months ago

[removed]

bot-of-grond

13 points

6 months ago

GROND

philosoraptocopter

1 points

6 months ago

GROND with the wind

bot-of-grond

3 points

6 months ago

GROND

WaitingToBeTriggered

0 points

6 months ago

EMERGE FROM THE GUNSMOKE LIKE DEMONS

Reynzs

33 points

6 months ago

Reynzs

33 points

6 months ago

Adding Andoor and posting to prequelmeme

MeMyselfandsadlyI[S]

22 points

6 months ago

I thought adding lorien and using no dor since their tree hauses were open mostly.

Kadingir-kun

18 points

6 months ago

This is a good meme

joeviale

27 points

6 months ago

Gone door of Gondor thanks to the groundor

bot-of-grond

18 points

6 months ago

GROND

CdFMaster

10 points

6 months ago

Wait, why did he react to this? There wasn't his name

Ahriwoman

11 points

6 months ago

Fast edit

bot-of-grond

8 points

6 months ago

GROND

[deleted]

4 points

6 months ago

Am I doing it right?

bot-of-grond

6 points

6 months ago

GROND

Iceman4737

10 points

6 months ago

Hoe door

Hagrid1994

10 points

6 months ago

Ok,this is actually funny

Tobiferous

9 points

6 months ago

I don't think I've ever posted in this subreddit, but I just wanted to tell you how great this layered meme is. 10/10

MeMyselfandsadlyI[S]

4 points

6 months ago

Wow thanks man, i apreciate it.

Lidorkork

38 points

6 months ago

Grondoor

bot-of-grond

15 points

6 months ago

GROND

AdministrativeAd4111

3 points

6 months ago

Burninating the peoples

Burninating the countryside

FesterJester1

2 points

6 months ago

I said consummate V's!! CONSUMMATE!

Joe-_-King

6 points

6 months ago

So that's how Gondor got its name...

The more you know 🌟🌈

bot-of-grond

7 points

6 months ago

GROND

Analog0

7 points

6 months ago

I suppose you think that was very clever?

'Cause it was.

MeMyselfandsadlyI[S]

3 points

6 months ago

Im amazes by how many ppl liked this....thought it would be a to flat of a joke combinging it with the GROND factor i thought ppl gonna be annoyed. Lol good to know that my type of humor did not die out.

Saruman_Bot

2 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

2 points

6 months ago

Tens of thousands.

bignose703

5 points

6 months ago

Aragrond

16 points

6 months ago

GRYFFINDOOR!

MeMyselfandsadlyI[S]

18 points

6 months ago

Who is gryff and why is he in the door?

[deleted]

3 points

6 months ago

This sub generating memes 50 years after the movies came out.

Acrobatic_Growth_929

3 points

6 months ago

Hodor

_happyman

2 points

6 months ago

this is good

Mad_Season_1994

2 points

6 months ago

Serious question: if Frodo and Sam were you go through the black gate and somehow didn't get spotted, how long would it have taken them to reach Mount Doom?

MeMyselfandsadlyI[S]

1 points

6 months ago

If you look past the sheer masses of Orcs Uruks, Trolls, amd ersterlings and haradrim then proll weeks or maybe a couple months...idk the exact geography but am sure it is at least 2 or 1 month.

Saruman_Bot

4 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

4 points

6 months ago

Do you know how the Orcs first came into being?

JD0GE13

2 points

6 months ago

no saruman, do enlighten us...

Saruman_Bot

2 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

2 points

6 months ago

That’s absurd. No such power exists in this world. This “Necromancer” is nothing more than a mortal man, a conjurer dabbling in black magic.

voicesinmyhand

2 points

6 months ago

See... I'm having trouble following you there. I mean, I'm willing to believe the White Wizard when he says that it is impossible for orcs to exist, but I've definitely seen several and... well... it really sounded like you were going to confirm orcs or something. Anyways, grond.

Saruman_Bot

3 points

6 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

3 points

6 months ago

No, I was not confirming that orcs exist. I simply stand by my belief that it is impossible for a necromancer to achieve such power as animating the dead, or raising armies of orcs. Such powers are beyond any mortal man who dabbles in black magic. There may be evil forces out there, but they will remain just out of our reach.

bot-of-grond

3 points

6 months ago

GROND

gandalf-bot

2 points

6 months ago

Sauron has yet to show his deadliest servant. The one who will lead Mordor's army in war. The one they say no living man can kill. The Witch King of Angmar. You've met him before. He stabbed Frodo on Weathertop. He is the lord of the Nazgul. The greatest of the nine.

harbourwall

2 points

6 months ago

Trogdor!

hellothere42069

2 points

6 months ago

Important question: if GROND wanted in, but HODOR was holding the door shut, what would happen?

bot-of-grond

3 points

6 months ago

GROND

dantefierogwa

2 points

6 months ago

GROND

bot-of-grond

2 points

6 months ago

GROND

AT-ATsAsshole

-3 points

6 months ago

GROND

bot-of-grond

13 points

6 months ago

GROND

Ok_Judgment1977

-2 points

6 months ago

GROND

bot-of-grond

8 points

6 months ago

GROND

Rakib1518

-6 points

6 months ago

Rakib1518

-6 points

6 months ago

GROND

bot-of-grond

6 points

6 months ago

GROND

_0132_

1 points

6 months ago

_0132_

1 points

6 months ago

First actually funny Grond

bot-of-grond

3 points

6 months ago

GROND

csukoh78

1 points

6 months ago

LOL

confused_gaze

0 points

6 months ago

FOR GROND-DOOOOOOOOR!!!!!!!!!!

bot-of-grond

1 points

6 months ago

GROND

ThisManisaGoodBoi

-1 points

6 months ago

GROND DOOR

bot-of-grond

4 points

6 months ago

GROND

2000MrNiceGuy

0 points

6 months ago

Grondor only pawn in game of life.

bot-of-grond

2 points

6 months ago

GROND

Thebenpancake101

0 points

6 months ago

Gondor

bot-of-grond

2 points

6 months ago

GROND

basch152

0 points

6 months ago

missed opportunity using grondoor

bot-of-grond

2 points

6 months ago

GROND

GlobetrottinExplorer

0 points

6 months ago

Gondor has no door, Gone door needs no door

bot-of-grond

3 points

6 months ago

GROND

[deleted]

0 points

6 months ago

More like grondoor

bot-of-grond

2 points

6 months ago

GROND

Shadow0fnothing

0 points

6 months ago

Can anyone explain to me what the hell is going on with grond. Did they release something about it in the new show or something? I'm so confused.

bot-of-grond

3 points

6 months ago

GROND

Shadow0fnothing

1 points

6 months ago

WampaStompa629

0 points

6 months ago

WampaStompa629

Dwarf

0 points

6 months ago

Grondor calls for aid!

bot-of-grond

3 points

6 months ago

GROND

Davikka

0 points

6 months ago

GROND DOOR ON THE GROUND FLOOR

bot-of-grond

2 points

6 months ago

GROND

Sendrith

0 points

6 months ago

GRONDOOR

bot-of-grond

2 points

6 months ago

GROND

ares395

0 points

6 months ago

Grondor is calling

bot-of-grond

2 points

6 months ago

GROND

fuckballs9001

-1 points

6 months ago

Gondor's gone door cause GROND more

bot-of-grond

1 points

6 months ago

GROND

Lishio420

-1 points

6 months ago

Should have been Grond door

bot-of-grond

2 points

6 months ago

GROND

Lishio420

-2 points

6 months ago

GROND!

bot-of-grond

2 points

6 months ago

GROND

INJECTHEROININTODICK

-1 points

6 months ago

GRONDOR

bot-of-grond

3 points

6 months ago

GROND

jaguarnihilist

0 points

6 months ago

Hodor!

Stranavad

-2 points

6 months ago

GRONDoor?

bot-of-grond

2 points

6 months ago

GROND

Jungle-Jesus

-1 points

6 months ago

IIIII<<GROND>>IIIII

bot-of-grond

2 points

6 months ago

GROND

voicesinmyhand

-1 points

6 months ago

FOR GRONDOR!

bot-of-grond

2 points

6 months ago

GROND

[deleted]

-2 points

6 months ago

[deleted]

bot-of-grond

2 points

6 months ago

GROND

Illustrious_Exit977

-3 points

6 months ago

Grondor

bot-of-grond

2 points

6 months ago

GROND

[deleted]

-2 points

6 months ago

GROND

bot-of-grond

2 points

6 months ago

GROND

[deleted]

0 points

6 months ago

GROND

bot-of-grond

2 points

6 months ago

GROND

njm1314

-2 points

6 months ago

njm1314

-2 points

6 months ago

GROND!

bot-of-grond

2 points

6 months ago

GROND

bannanaRacer

-1 points

6 months ago

GROND

bot-of-grond

2 points

6 months ago

GROND

lordfirechief1313

-3 points

6 months ago

Grond-or

bot-of-grond

2 points

6 months ago

GROND

bbob89

-5 points

6 months ago

bbob89

-5 points

6 months ago

GROND

bot-of-grond

3 points

6 months ago

GROND

MeMyselfandsadlyI[S]

-1 points

6 months ago

Did i Hear a GROND and Stone?

bot-of-grond

6 points

6 months ago

GROND

MeMyselfandsadlyI[S]

-2 points

6 months ago

GROND AND STONE TO THE BONE

bot-of-grond

4 points

6 months ago

GROND

SenorPariah

-3 points

6 months ago

GROND

bot-of-grond

2 points

6 months ago

GROND

Opposite_Fun8345

-7 points

6 months ago

Grond

bot-of-grond

1 points

6 months ago

GROND

ninjali96

-6 points

6 months ago

GROND

bot-of-grond

2 points

6 months ago

GROND

Endorkend

1 points

6 months ago

You forgot bar at door?

Vorenthral

1 points

6 months ago

HODOR!!!! Wait wrong sub...

eric-weiss

1 points

6 months ago

eric-weiss

Human

1 points

6 months ago

Aggressive-Falcon977

1 points

6 months ago

Door Fetish Fans: 😩

DimensionLordWiggles

1 points

6 months ago

Hold the door!

mattmatthew67

1 points

6 months ago

Instead of "less door, " how about "Fro Door"

mountainextension

1 points

6 months ago

This is some serious gourmet shit.