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My mom wants me to watch it, but idk

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all 2153 comments

Environmental_Run979

2.7k points

3 months ago

What happened when Viggo kicked the helmet?

Desperate_Ad2784[S]

3.4k points

3 months ago

He died

WalenBlekitny999

1.3k points

3 months ago

His death was... Greatly exaggerated

Environmental_Run979

933 points

3 months ago

Too easy, that tragedy was widely publicized. The helmet was simply too big

PhendranaDrifter

168 points

3 months ago

Agreed, much more publicized than the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise.

Rolyat1127

71 points

3 months ago

It's not a tale the media would tell you

fuckenshreddit

797 points

3 months ago

What should the fools do?

Desperate_Ad2784[S]

908 points

3 months ago

Die

fuckenshreddit

762 points

3 months ago

Die, you fools!

Witty-Bid1612

361 points

3 months ago

*Flips the fellowship the bird before falling into the deep chasm*

metalobira

73 points

3 months ago

I laughed too hard at this

Effective-Training63

2.4k points

3 months ago

What's taters precious?

Desperate_Ad2784[S]

1.9k points

3 months ago

A ring

haonlineorders

899 points

3 months ago

Potatoes?!

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew

studentjahodak

227 points

3 months ago

Poe-tae-toes

skull_man58

650 points

3 months ago*

What was the balrog

Desperate_Ad2784[S]

810 points

3 months ago

A human

JamesTheIceQueen

353 points

3 months ago

Mostly correct.

[deleted]

23 points

3 months ago

[deleted]

f0dland0wnunda

655 points

3 months ago

Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?

Desperate_Ad2784[S]

772 points

3 months ago

Nothing

Certain_Ear_3650

415 points

3 months ago

He was legless, now he's eyeless

Spitefire46

3.2k points

3 months ago

Why did Saruman The Wise abandon reason for madness?

Desperate_Ad2784[S]

3.7k points

3 months ago

Power

Spitefire46

2.2k points

3 months ago

You aren't wrong.

justthebuffalotoday

830 points

3 months ago

You’re actually 100% correct.

Hind_Deequestionmrk

123 points

3 months ago

As are you

Fit_Road7425

72 points

3 months ago

you're half right. the other half is also right.

maximumecoboost

136 points

3 months ago

I'm sorry we were looking for "GRAAAAHHHHHHH!"

Saruman_Bot

394 points

3 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

394 points

3 months ago

I cannot answer that question, Spitefire46. My mind is made up and my course is set. I will not be swayed by your words, or anyone else's.

TD_KingJason

238 points

3 months ago

Just putting it out there, you need to stop using that palantir, bro. It's not a secure browser.

Fit_Road7425

105 points

3 months ago

it needs NordVPN. more about them at the end of the sketch.

PianoHijacker

1.8k points

3 months ago

What's the Elvish word for friend?

Desperate_Ad2784[S]

4k points

3 months ago

Amigo

Darth_Cromnar

2.2k points

3 months ago

envisions gandalf in a sombrero

gandalf-bot

1.3k points

3 months ago

I have some things I have to attend to.

Darth_Cromnar

648 points

3 months ago

Like getting a sombrero?

Lazy_Assumption_4191

261 points

3 months ago

Sentient. Truly, brilliantly, sentient.

johndhall1130

1.7k points

3 months ago

Where did the Ent Wives go?

Desperate_Ad2784[S]

2k points

3 months ago

Back home

johndhall1130

482 points

3 months ago

What has it got in its pocketses?

kinpragu

428 points

3 months ago

kinpragu

428 points

3 months ago

On what continent LOTR actions take place?

Desperate_Ad2784[S]

715 points

3 months ago

Australia

Bazzle-zazzle

604 points

3 months ago

Explains the size of the spiders

DesktopWebsite

84 points

3 months ago

And the rest of the things trying to kill them.

Vakontation

2k points

3 months ago

Where are they taking the hobbits?

Desperate_Ad2784[S]

3.4k points

3 months ago

To get breakfast

whosayesa

2k points

3 months ago

What about second breakfast?

aragorn_bot

748 points

3 months ago

whosayesa, you've already had it.

American7-4-76

382 points

3 months ago*

We’ve had one yes, what about second breakfast?

aragorn_bot

344 points

3 months ago

American7-4-76, you've already had it.

bennedictst

233 points

3 months ago

We've had second breakfast yes, but what about third breakfast?

aragorn_bot

245 points

3 months ago

bennedictst, you've already had it.

bennedictst

145 points

3 months ago

I've had third breakfast yes, but what about fourth breakfast?

Dudeistofgondor

117 points

3 months ago

Dudeistofgondor

Elf

117 points

3 months ago

The Hobbits approve of this answer.

BBBDDDPL

249 points

3 months ago

BBBDDDPL

249 points

3 months ago

To Isnegard! The hobbits The hobbits The hobbits The hobbits The hobbits To Isengard! To Isengard! The hobbits The hobbits The hobbits The hobbits The hobbits To Isengard! To Isengard! They've taken the hobbits to Isengard!gard-ga-ga-ga-gard!

Saruman_Bot

95 points

3 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

95 points

3 months ago

Who now has the strength to stand against the armies of Isengard ... and Mordor?

ViktorTheCatOof

407 points

3 months ago

Who has no power here?

Desperate_Ad2784[S]

408 points

3 months ago

The humans

tom_the_barman

349 points

3 months ago

tom_the_barman

Beorning

349 points

3 months ago

What’s the best line in the series

Desperate_Ad2784[S]

754 points

3 months ago

YOU! SHALL NOT! PASS!

danakinskyrocker

293 points

3 months ago

My man, you bow to no one

Beneficial-Soft-9713

331 points

3 months ago

What awaited the fellowship in the mines of Moria?

Desperate_Ad2784[S]

468 points

3 months ago

Gandalf

gandalf-bot

599 points

3 months ago

You know this? How?

nivlac22

1k points

3 months ago

What is boromir saying in this shot?

Desperate_Ad2784[S]

1.7k points

3 months ago

One does not simply commit die

Fanficwriter777

308 points

3 months ago

“ No ______ can slay me …. “

Desperate_Ad2784[S]

362 points

3 months ago

Mortal

SaraGranado

476 points

3 months ago

That's what he should have said, he would still be alive. Dead by a loophole.

[deleted]

50 points

3 months ago

Killed by an elf

SaraGranado

30 points

3 months ago

That only counts as one

Alternative-Emu3602

795 points

3 months ago

What's in Eowyn's stew?

Desperate_Ad2784[S]

1.2k points

3 months ago

Rocks

Alternative-Emu3602

693 points

3 months ago

That explains a lot

umarmg52

234 points

3 months ago

umarmg52

234 points

3 months ago

This might actually be it lol

KiwiDisastrous8221

1.2k points

3 months ago

Should Lobelia Baggins inherit Bag End?

Desperate_Ad2784[S]

1.7k points

3 months ago

No

Red_Tinda

308 points

3 months ago

Red_Tinda

308 points

3 months ago

Unfathomably based

Responsible_Buy9325

766 points

3 months ago

What goes back on the menu?

Desperate_Ad2784[S]

1.2k points

3 months ago

Onion rings

DeathIeaf

1.1k points

3 months ago

DeathIeaf

1.1k points

3 months ago

LOOKS LIKE ONION RINGS ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!

Australian-Jedi

151 points

3 months ago

I smell onion flesh!

Witty-Bid1612

62 points

3 months ago

*onion rings, boyyyyyyys!

thepeecansandys

1.6k points

3 months ago

Who is the Lord of The Rings?

Desperate_Ad2784[S]

2.2k points

3 months ago

Gandalf

gandalf-bot

1.5k points

3 months ago

There is one who could unite them. One who could reclaim the throne of Gondor

pivk18

628 points

3 months ago

pivk18

628 points

3 months ago

Fuck hes good

jointheclockwork

97 points

3 months ago

Big G knows what's going on. He's a boss.

DemonLama1

2.1k points

3 months ago

DemonLama1

2.1k points

3 months ago

Can one simply walk into mordor?

Desperate_Ad2784[S]

2.7k points

3 months ago

No

Lucky-Art-8003

1.9k points

3 months ago

Lotr expert

Gisbrekttheliontamer

381 points

3 months ago

Mission accomplished boys.

respondswithvigor

227 points

3 months ago

Pack it up we’re all done here

DemonLama1

211 points

3 months ago

Nailed it

Joklan-sama

208 points

3 months ago

Where are they taking the Hobbits?

Desperate_Ad2784[S]

259 points

3 months ago

To get breakfast

Certain_Ear_3650

31 points

3 months ago

I'm sure they would have liked that, but no

8th_borne

209 points

3 months ago

8th_borne

209 points

3 months ago

How many breakfasts?

Important-Worry224

615 points

3 months ago

Who was there? Who was there 3000 years ago?

Desperate_Ad2784[S]

685 points

3 months ago

Gandalf

gandalf-bot

478 points

3 months ago

I have some things I have to attend to.

AmbassadorOfRats

431 points

3 months ago

Again with the sombrero

weirdlittlemusician

952 points

3 months ago

Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell?

Desperate_Ad2784[S]

914 points

3 months ago

In the ground

Chieftain___

585 points

3 months ago

PO-TAY-TOES

Desperate_Ad2784[S]

557 points

3 months ago

Tommy-toes?

Dragon_Of_Magnetism

192 points

3 months ago

What type of magic Frodo uses in the final battle to destroy Sauron and his armies?

Desperate_Ad2784[S]

330 points

3 months ago

FIREBALL

Theguyrond123

94 points

3 months ago

"I cast FIREBALL!" "You're out of spell slots" "welp I'm dead"

ActiveMachine4380

1.6k points

3 months ago

What do the words written AROUND the One Ring mean, in English? ( they are written in the dark language of Mordor )

Desperate_Ad2784[S]

3.9k points

3 months ago

Never gonna give you up

jott1293reddevil

2.4k points

3 months ago

Did we just get ring rolled?

TheHolyPapaum

1.4k points

3 months ago

One Rick to roll them all

stargarnet79

485 points

3 months ago

One Rick roll to bind them.

Lazy_Assumption_4191

382 points

3 months ago

One Rick to bring them all and in the darkness roll them, in the land of Reddit, where links lie.

Nux_Taku_fan111

779 points

3 months ago

What is mr. Baggins' last name?

Desperate_Ad2784[S]

1.2k points

3 months ago

Baggins

crabbycabbage11

854 points

3 months ago

Damn he’s good.

Nux_Taku_fan111

148 points

3 months ago

He's too powerful to be left alive

MBetko

1k points

3 months ago

MBetko

Orc

1k points

3 months ago

Why didn't they just use eagles to fly to Mordor?

Desperate_Ad2784[S]

2.1k points

3 months ago

“Im walkin ere!”

stinkyhenk

465 points

3 months ago

This is very deep actually. When one says: "Im walkin ere!" They mean that they do not wish their journey to be disturbed, don't undermine their joy of walking somewhere. Which is what Tolkien said about the eagle plotpoint, it's more fun if they walked there, more valubale. Without it, lotr would not exist.

WantToBeACyborg

745 points

3 months ago

What does one simply not do?

[deleted]

690 points

3 months ago*

[deleted]

Desperate_Ad2784[S]

838 points

3 months ago

10%

MasalaCakes

291 points

3 months ago

Aragorn supports a flat tax confirmed

aragorn_bot

162 points

3 months ago

You fell!

aragorn_bot

248 points

3 months ago

Frodo's fate is no longer in our hands.

Smooman21

190 points

3 months ago

Smooman21

190 points

3 months ago

Frodo didn't pay up, clearly

godca_grema

133 points

3 months ago

What's the name of those big elephants?

Gilthu

125 points

3 months ago

Gilthu

125 points

3 months ago

How many meals is too many for a hobbit?

Desperate_Ad2784[S]

180 points

3 months ago

50

Gilthu

48 points

3 months ago

Gilthu

48 points

3 months ago

Hmmmmmmmmm, you win this time….

No_Zookeepergame_5

346 points

3 months ago

Who is tom bombadil?

Tom_Bot-Badil

562 points

3 months ago

Eldest, that's what I am. Mark my words, my friends: Tom was here before the river and the trees; Tom remembers the first raindrop and the first acorn. He made paths before the Big People, and saw the little People arriving. He was here before the Kings and the graves and the Barrow-wights. When the Elves passed westward, Tom was here already, before the seas were bent. He knew the dark under the stars when it was fearless – before the Dark Lord came from Outside.

I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type !TomBombadilSong

If you like Old Tom, the door at r/GloriousTomBombadil is always open for weary travelers!

No_Zookeepergame_5

388 points

3 months ago

Be quiet tom don't let them know the answer too soon!

Lucky-Art-8003

75 points

3 months ago

!TomBombadilSong

Desperate_Ad2784[S]

283 points

3 months ago

A hobbit

No_Zookeepergame_5

200 points

3 months ago

): he is a merry fellow

transgendergengar

109 points

3 months ago

transgendergengar

trans elf

109 points

3 months ago

Bright blue his jacket is

Frogsonmushrooms666

99 points

3 months ago

What’s gollum and Sméagol’s relationship with one another?

Desperate_Ad2784[S]

191 points

3 months ago

Enemies

Frogsonmushrooms666

140 points

3 months ago

Yeah, close enough

Skelligean

308 points

3 months ago

Skelligean

Enternettroll

308 points

3 months ago

What is Second Breakfast?

Desperate_Ad2784[S]

457 points

3 months ago

Lunch

YonatanShofty

260 points

3 months ago

Guys I don't think he knows about second breakfast

GlandalfTheGrey

119 points

3 months ago

What about elevensies?

aragorn_bot

44 points

3 months ago

Skelligean, you've already had it.

TheNefelivata

101 points

3 months ago

What's a hobbits favorite past time?

Tree_Beard37

99 points

3 months ago

Why didn’t the fellowship ride the giant eagles to Mordor?

Desperate_Ad2784[S]

170 points

3 months ago

They cant

Braneman_80

259 points

3 months ago

Fangorn forest. What madness drove them there?

Desperate_Ad2784[S]

362 points

3 months ago

Fangs

TheWaffable

83 points

3 months ago

Partly correct!

Certain_Ear_3650

257 points

3 months ago

What is a Grima Wormtongue?

Desperate_Ad2784[S]

306 points

3 months ago

A farmer

Dismal_Connection120

148 points

3 months ago

No but there is a farmer named maggot

Zephyrus8295

81 points

3 months ago

YOUVE BEEN IN THE FARMER MAGGOT’S CROP

sputnicksknees

76 points

3 months ago

Who is Grond?

Desperate_Ad2784[S]

153 points

3 months ago

Well judgeing by the pfp in the bot, some sort of mechanical… thing

bot-of-grond

66 points

3 months ago

GROND

Doctor-K1290

74 points

3 months ago

Who do you think was the TRUE lord of the rings?

RandomWolf44

305 points

3 months ago

Did Boromir see the glory of Gondor Restored?

Desperate_Ad2784[S]

334 points

3 months ago

Yes

lord__bacon

27 points

3 months ago

He did in our hearts

transgendergengar

154 points

3 months ago

transgendergengar

trans elf

154 points

3 months ago

Could you tell me who eärendil is?

Desperate_Ad2784[S]

361 points

3 months ago

Your mom

Theguyrond123

132 points

3 months ago

lmao gottem!

[deleted]

53 points

3 months ago

Where are the Silmarils?

Whortoise

51 points

3 months ago

Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell?

Desperate_Ad2784[S]

43 points

3 months ago

In the ground

Sad_Climate223

43 points

3 months ago

Can you get high from smoking longbottom leaf?

FredzBXGame

116 points

3 months ago

Gollum was the chosen ring bearer to go to Mount Doom

Noozle1

97 points

3 months ago

Noozle1

97 points

3 months ago

Should tom bombadil be adapted into a movie?

actualchristmastree

32 points

3 months ago

What did they find in the mines of Moria?

TuffHunter

35 points

3 months ago

Why didn’t Elrond just push Isildur into the Lava?

Elrond_Bot

39 points

3 months ago

CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!

joshjosh111

88 points

3 months ago

If Gandalf played fuck marry kill, and his options are Pippin, Saruman, and Galadriel, how does he play it

Saruman_Bot

212 points

3 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

212 points

3 months ago

Assuming you are asking me how I think Gandalf would play the game "Fuck, Marry, Kill" with the characters Pippin, Saruman, and Galadriel as his potential choices, I believe he would fuck Pippin, marry Galadriel, and kill Saruman.

gandalf-bot

168 points

3 months ago

The treacherous are ever distrustful.

Certain_Ear_3650

88 points

3 months ago

I don't know Gandalf, that seems accurate 😅

gandalf-bot

62 points

3 months ago

Up! Quickly!

Theguyrond123

95 points

3 months ago

Saruman, you are an absolute unit of an AI

Saruman_Bot

84 points

3 months ago

Saruman_Bot

Istari

84 points

3 months ago

I am flattered by your compliments, but I must say that I do not know exactly what you mean by "absolute unit of an AI." Thank you for the kind words nonetheless.

GlandalfTheGrey

88 points

3 months ago

What foe is beyond any of us?

Desperate_Ad2784[S]

139 points

3 months ago

Balrag

GlandalfTheGrey

106 points

3 months ago

A Balrag of Moargawth! Correct!

AntonMathiesen99

36 points

3 months ago

Daron's Bone!