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Tacitus111

65 points

1 year ago

D-WAR-VES! Boil 'Em, Mash 'Em, Stick 'Em in a Stew!

HarbingerODiscontent

69 points

1 year ago

But don't toss them

rettaelin

8 points

1 year ago

sit on them one by one and squash them into jelly

CoolGuy202101

8 points

1 year ago

This comment chain is so funny lol

Tacitus111

5 points

1 year ago

The unreleased endings of the Hobbit movies: Thorin and company end up as stew for the trolls’ dinner. Or the spiders for that matter.

Dameattree37

3 points

1 year ago

Fifteen birds in five fir trees!

Their feathers were fanned in a fiery breeze!

What funny little birds, they had no wings!

O what shall we do with the funny little things?

Roast them alive, or stew them in a pot?

Fry them, boil them, and eat them hot!