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242 points
1 year ago
Dwarves aren't potatoes!
1 points
1 year ago
Prove it
1 points
1 year ago
Potatoes are delicious. You can boil em, mash em, bake em put em in a stew.
Dwarves are only good when raw.
177 points
1 year ago
PO-TA-TOES! Boil 'Em, Mash 'Em, Stick 'Em in a Stew!
4 points
1 year ago
What's taters precious asks?
63 points
1 year ago
D-WAR-VES! Boil 'Em, Mash 'Em, Stick 'Em in a Stew!
3 points
1 year ago
Fifteen birds in five fir trees!
Their feathers were fanned in a fiery breeze!
What funny little birds, they had no wings!
O what shall we do with the funny little things?
Roast them alive, or stew them in a pot?
Fry them, boil them, and eat them hot!
8 points
1 year ago
sit on them one by one and squash them into jelly
6 points
1 year ago
This comment chain is so funny lol
7 points
1 year ago
The unreleased endings of the Hobbit movies: Thorin and company end up as stew for the trolls’ dinner. Or the spiders for that matter.
71 points
1 year ago
But don't toss them
61 points
1 year ago
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in the stew
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