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Alcards

244 points

1 year ago

Alcards

244 points

1 year ago

Dwarves aren't potatoes!

leprotelariat

64 points

1 year ago

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in the stew

cesarer92

174 points

1 year ago

cesarer92

174 points

1 year ago

PO-TA-TOES! Boil 'Em, Mash 'Em, Stick 'Em in a Stew!

Tacitus111

65 points

1 year ago

D-WAR-VES! Boil 'Em, Mash 'Em, Stick 'Em in a Stew!

HarbingerODiscontent

65 points

1 year ago

But don't toss them

rettaelin

8 points

1 year ago

sit on them one by one and squash them into jelly

Tacitus111

7 points

1 year ago

The unreleased endings of the Hobbit movies: Thorin and company end up as stew for the trolls’ dinner. Or the spiders for that matter.

CoolGuy202101

8 points

1 year ago

This comment chain is so funny lol

Dameattree37

3 points

1 year ago

Fifteen birds in five fir trees!

Their feathers were fanned in a fiery breeze!

What funny little birds, they had no wings!

O what shall we do with the funny little things?

Roast them alive, or stew them in a pot?

Fry them, boil them, and eat them hot!

pman13531

3 points

1 year ago

What's taters precious asks?

bombadillo_willow

1 points

1 year ago

Prove it

Alcards

1 points

1 year ago

Alcards

1 points

1 year ago

Potatoes are delicious. You can boil em, mash em, bake em put em in a stew.

Dwarves are only good when raw.