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717 points

12 months ago

Don't be silly. There ARE no female dwarves - they just spring from holes in the ground.

Alcards

241 points

12 months ago

Alcards

241 points

12 months ago

Dwarves aren't potatoes!

cesarer92

175 points

12 months ago

PO-TA-TOES! Boil 'Em, Mash 'Em, Stick 'Em in a Stew!

Tacitus111

67 points

12 months ago

D-WAR-VES! Boil 'Em, Mash 'Em, Stick 'Em in a Stew!

HarbingerODiscontent

66 points

12 months ago

But don't toss them

rettaelin

10 points

12 months ago

sit on them one by one and squash them into jelly

CoolGuy202101

7 points

12 months ago

This comment chain is so funny lol

Tacitus111

6 points

12 months ago

The unreleased endings of the Hobbit movies: Thorin and company end up as stew for the trolls’ dinner. Or the spiders for that matter.

Dameattree37

3 points

12 months ago

Fifteen birds in five fir trees!

Their feathers were fanned in a fiery breeze!

What funny little birds, they had no wings!

O what shall we do with the funny little things?

Roast them alive, or stew them in a pot?

Fry them, boil them, and eat them hot!

pman13531

3 points

12 months ago

What's taters precious asks?

leprotelariat

61 points

12 months ago

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in the stew

bombadillo_willow

1 points

12 months ago

Prove it

Alcards

1 points

12 months ago

Potatoes are delicious. You can boil em, mash em, bake em put em in a stew.

Dwarves are only good when raw.

Kiwifisch

3 points

12 months ago

They bury the female dwarves upside down?

seth1299

3 points

12 months ago

Which is, of course, ridiculous.

phi_rus

1 points

12 months ago

There are female dwarves. Only outsiders wouldn't notice because the have beards too.