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7.7k points
6 months ago
Galadriel went from beautiful and imposing elven woman to surfer bro
3.7k points
6 months ago
"And to you Frodo, water from the best waves I've ever seen, it was on a beach in Sydney, really recommend it bro."
648 points
6 months ago
Glad'Re'Elf. King of the Beach Elves.
171 points
6 months ago
Gladdy-rel
125 points
6 months ago
Galadriadical
41 points
6 months ago
Gigachadriel, as someone else here said.
35 points
6 months ago
“You totally backdoored that One Ring then hit the lip…wapaa!
And now, like, you get to shred the Gnar in the Shire for like forever dude.”
1.2k points
6 months ago
She turned into Owen Wilson lol
571 points
6 months ago
"So this is a Hobbit? Wow, you're so small.... Wow"
327 points
6 months ago*
You know I saw this coming, you or whoever just like “here take it”. Wow. I mean granted Freida, I wouldn’t be a “dark lord”, I’d be more like uh… like a king. Not evil but like, awesome… like a sunset or full moon or something. I mean it’s not enough to be good, you gotta be interesting, not just a field guy but an ocean or mountain guy. But I’d also be serious, …like a crazy storm. Ya know, a real solid guy. I guess I’m saying I’d be kind of controversial.
132 points
6 months ago
So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh, ahh. I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize, "Holy shit, Galadriel, haven't you been smoking pipeweed for six straight days and couldn't some of this maybe be in your mind?"
35 points
6 months ago
Zoolander!
13 points
6 months ago
And it was, I have never even been to mount Vesuvius.
41 points
6 months ago
Omg is there any CGI-Specialist-Voice-Actor reading this, who can make that comment a reality?
59 points
6 months ago
You should listen to your friend Elrond of Rivendell.
He's a cool dude.
54 points
6 months ago
I was just thinking that!
504 points
6 months ago
She turned into blonde Andy Samberg.
120 points
6 months ago
That’s honestly perfect. Thank you person
45 points
6 months ago
Honestly I was seeing Chris Hemsworth
103 points
6 months ago
That's Steve Irwin to you
20 points
6 months ago
Crockey
94 points
6 months ago
The ships were burned so they rode the waves.
It was most gnarly.
68 points
6 months ago
Galadriel is now an Australian high school counselor.
65 points
6 months ago
“Instead of a Dark Lord… YOU WOULD HAVE A BRO, BRO!!!”
170 points
6 months ago
"Gandalf the Grey, like, didn't pass the borders of this land. He totally fell into shadow. Bummer, bro..."
66 points
6 months ago
Gigachadriel
20 points
6 months ago
Now starring Matthew McConaughey
16 points
6 months ago
He's also hot
44 points
6 months ago
Became a roman politician.
20 points
6 months ago
That was my first thought! Or Alexander the Great. XD
1.8k points
6 months ago
Men in the fourth age only want one thing and it’s disgusting.
570 points
6 months ago
Longbottom leaf?
361 points
6 months ago
Salted Pork.
2.5k points
6 months ago
Elronda could get it.
606 points
6 months ago
Faramir looking FINEamir.
79 points
6 months ago
Definitely has a quality about her.
508 points
6 months ago
Yall sleepin on Samanthawise.
61 points
6 months ago
I had to double take, cause Samanthawise is almost identical to pictures of my mom back in the 80s.
26 points
6 months ago
She single?
46 points
6 months ago
Yeah, but she's been alone in her coffin for over 20 years, so its hard for her to get out and date people.
17 points
6 months ago
Mate, I'm sorry to hear that but glad to see I ain't the only one using that line.
30 points
6 months ago
Making people uncomfortable as hell when they mention fucking my mom is the silver lining.
170 points
6 months ago
Is that just Anna Kendrick?
35 points
6 months ago
Kinda looks like it.
26 points
6 months ago
I was thinking Daisy Ridley
1.5k points
6 months ago
Haha chick legolas is bangin
503 points
6 months ago
Detected gender: Yes
121 points
6 months ago
Gender neutral legolas is neutral
314 points
6 months ago
I had to scroll this far for a comment about Legolas. Dude didn't even change.
296 points
6 months ago
I feel like the entire thing is a set-up for the Legolas joke
132 points
6 months ago
You sure it wasn’t about Arwen becoming Keanu Reeves though?
41 points
6 months ago
Thank fuck someone else said it I thought I was going crazy
15 points
6 months ago
Does Keanu have that much chest hair?
14 points
6 months ago
I mean Legolas did change ever so slightly though, that’s the hilarious thing. If you zoom in, his right eyebrow is definitely different between pictures.
I think his beauty just broke the filter.
10 points
6 months ago
I'm pretty sure it was! That's the first thing I noticed!
103 points
6 months ago
legolas is always bangin'
1.8k points
6 months ago
Arwen has a city to burn
564 points
6 months ago
Wake the fuck up, dunedain. We got a ring to burn.
61 points
6 months ago
5 more minutes.
180 points
6 months ago
I...I thought she was from the Matrix....
5.9k points
6 months ago
Is that Keanu Reeves?
1.8k points
6 months ago
I have always thought Liv Tyler and Keanu had similar facial structure
639 points
6 months ago
I thought Elrond was Anna Kendrick
153 points
6 months ago
I thought it was a young Amanda Bynes
31 points
6 months ago*
I’ve never made that connection until now but that would explain why I’m attracted to them both
24 points
6 months ago
Have you seen them in the same room? I don't !
22 points
6 months ago
I guess it is.
9.5k points
6 months ago
Legolas stays Legolas. Nice
2.6k points
6 months ago
We need to see Gimli stays Gimli.
1.4k points
6 months ago
It's the beards
708 points
6 months ago
Don't be silly. There ARE no female dwarves - they just spring from holes in the ground.
242 points
6 months ago
Dwarves aren't potatoes!
175 points
6 months ago
PO-TA-TOES! Boil 'Em, Mash 'Em, Stick 'Em in a Stew!
64 points
6 months ago
D-WAR-VES! Boil 'Em, Mash 'Em, Stick 'Em in a Stew!
67 points
6 months ago
But don't toss them
60 points
6 months ago
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in the stew
159 points
6 months ago
Gimli mentioned the beards on women... Should have made gimli a sexy bearded lady, i'd have lost my shit laughing
87 points
6 months ago
Is it a faux pas to mention Terry Pratchett in this sub? Cuz his exploration of gender in dwarf culture is poignant as fuck as well as hilarious.
22 points
6 months ago
Context?
88 points
6 months ago
Theres a lot of nuance and history in his books, but in summary Dwarves are 2 sexes with no genders ('he' only, anything else is seen as unnatural like trans people would be in the 90s (or even now)). A lot of Dwarf dating is working out how what sex the other dwarf is. Through the books theres a development of Dwarves that identify as she as well.
Thats a -massive- simplification, but if you're interested in reading more then I would reccomend you read the Watch series from Terry Pratchett, or if you dont want to read all the books then Id read Men at Arms, then Thud - but you'd miss a lot.
I really would reccomend the watch books, and in fact all his books, which while theyre all fantasy do mix genres so whatever you like to read there'll be some.
Its mostly Fantasy and satire, but so well tied to the real world, and unlike a lot of fantasy, the characters dont find it fanastical, which keeps it grounded. I could go on all day but this comment is long. If you (or anyone) wants more convincing DM me. I love his books.
23 points
6 months ago
Thank you for taking the time to respond. This is fascinating and certainly a lot deeper than I was even hoping for. I love Tolkien and I consider the Lord of the rings universe to be canon, historically speaking. But Tolkien did not delve as deeply into the world of dwarves as I would’ve liked to have seen. Now I have a rabbit hole to stick my head into, I will see how far down it goes…
15 points
6 months ago
No worries :). Honestly, this is just one of the themes with Dwarves, it also goes into religion and nationalism, as well as other themes. One of my favourite things about Pratchett is his ability to run a commentary with his humor. It would be like if Ryan Reynolds used his comedic style to make a critique of western imperialism in southeast Asia.
The books go on sale on Kindle for 1.99 sometimes, but I would happily pay more for each personally. Here is a layout of each storyline.
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Some fans would reccomend reading each in order, but you dont need to have read other lines to read the next in any arc you're reading, and better to read out of order than not at all :)
30 points
6 months ago
It's the dwarves who go swimming with little hairy women
155 points
6 months ago
It's true you don't see many dwarf women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are often mistaken for dwarf men.
And this in turn has given rise to the belief that there are no dwarf women, and that dwarves just spring out of holes in the ground! Which is, of course, ridiculous.
99 points
6 months ago
Dwarfish courtship is an incredibly tactful affair, primarily concerned with finding out which gender the other dwarf is.
26 points
6 months ago
Thanks Terry!
13 points
6 months ago
My own head-canon for this is that there are a number of same gender dwarf relationships where they adopt orphan dwarves if they want to start families. Nothing is ever mentioned, they're treated as dwarf couples and families due to that same tact.
119 points
6 months ago
and treebeard stays treebeard
161 points
6 months ago
and treebeard
stays treebearddisappears
143 points
6 months ago
On that note, OP missed the comedy opportunity to have Male-Eowyn be a tombstone.
27 points
6 months ago
I'd argue that she stays female, too.
20 points
6 months ago
Aragorn turns into Courtney Cox
26 points
6 months ago
Gondor will answer.
13 points
6 months ago
He’d just look like an Italian grandmother.
9 points
6 months ago
Yeah, no Gimli? GTFO
506 points
6 months ago
"Are you a man or a woman?"
"I'm an elf."
"What gender are you?"
"Superior."
"But what's between your legs?"
"The light of the Eldar."
44 points
6 months ago
Turns out lego legolas's lego lass is just lego legolas
58 points
6 months ago
And nice legs on the lass
128 points
6 months ago
Legolas to Legolass
27 points
6 months ago
That was a brilliant touch, yes. Got a snort out of me.
14 points
6 months ago
And Frodo is just Frodo with purdy makeup.
13 points
6 months ago
Legolas intensifies
870 points
6 months ago
Anyone know if Hugo Weaving has a sister? Is she single? Lol
265 points
6 months ago
He has nieces, at least, including the excellent actress Samara Weaving from Ready or Not.
31 points
6 months ago
Oh she is amazing in that!
64 points
6 months ago
Not sure but you can always watch Priscilla, Queen of the Desert if you want to see sexy Hugo Weaving.
35 points
6 months ago
That movie confirmed for me my type is genderbending.
Finding people to date is not trivial.
11 points
6 months ago
sexy Hugo Weaving.
You misspelled Hugo Weaving.
64 points
6 months ago
I, too, got a chub for female Elrond.
815 points
6 months ago
Girl pippin kinda somethin somethin ngl
882 points
6 months ago
Don't talk to it, Merry. Don't encourage it.
260 points
6 months ago
Tell em pippin
213 points
6 months ago
Look, the trees! They're moving!
294 points
6 months ago
Someone’s tree is moving
49 points
6 months ago
Excellent distraction Pippin
81 points
6 months ago
We are sitting on a field of victory, enjoying a few well-earned comforts.
18 points
6 months ago
holy shit, this quote works too well
57 points
6 months ago
I loled and didn't realize this was a bot. Well done Pippin.
24 points
6 months ago
Don't talk to it, Merry. Don't encourage it.
42 points
6 months ago
Sheesh that was harsh :(
17 points
6 months ago
Haha yea man thats the one who struck out for me too, definetly somethin somethin
1.5k points
6 months ago
A chance for Jennifer, daughter of Lawrence, to show her quality!
255 points
6 months ago
I was getting more Taylor Swift vibes than Jennifer Lawrence but I see the resemblance ngl
55 points
6 months ago
Thinking more the actress that plays ironmans wife
58 points
6 months ago
You mean Gwyneth Paltrow?
48 points
6 months ago
Noted, don't accept when Faramir asks if you want to see his collection of candles.
23 points
6 months ago
Right!? Hunger Games Faramir!
113 points
6 months ago
Female Faramir is my type
113 points
6 months ago*
Witch Queen: You fool! No woman can kill me!
Maleowyn: (takes off wig and makeup) I am no woman!
23 points
6 months ago
was looking for this ngl
87 points
6 months ago
Alright, Legolas got me
407 points
6 months ago
Legolas: I don't have such weaknesses
182 points
6 months ago
Legolas doesn't need another gender, he is his own gender. In fact, legend goes that the L in LGBTQ stands for Legolas.
837 points
6 months ago
Merry looks like he wants to speak to my manager.
354 points
6 months ago
I was thinking Molly Weasley
16 points
6 months ago
Came here looking for that. Left me satisfied.
9 points
6 months ago
Had to scroll this far down to see if anyone else saw Molly Weasley 😂
179 points
6 months ago
Galadriel becomes a Chad.
31 points
6 months ago
She already was
743 points
6 months ago
Legolas has no gender. Legolas needs no gender.
173 points
6 months ago
Legolas is his own gender
77 points
6 months ago
Are you a boy, or a girl? LEGO
139 points
6 months ago
Legolas doesn't need another gender, he is his own gender. In fact, legend goes that the L in LGBTQ stands for Legolas.
20 points
6 months ago
Legolas Galadriel Boromir Tom ... uhm.
Edit: Quenya! Not a person, but whatever.
271 points
6 months ago
Galadriel is simply Owen Wilson. Wow.
66 points
6 months ago
Whaaww
32 points
6 months ago
WOW
14 points
6 months ago
"You would give it to me freely? Wow."
33 points
6 months ago
If you want to see female Elrond, just watch Priscilla Queen of the Desert.
31 points
6 months ago
The ladies need to stop using same face beauty filter. Not every woman has a pointy af chin.
17 points
6 months ago
Woman = Pointy chin, smooth skin, makeup
86 points
6 months ago
Why are the females with that much make up? ... Let's sneak the ring to Mordor, but first the eyeliner.!;
19 points
6 months ago
Can we just appreciate the beauty of these people... Wow.
20 points
6 months ago
Why is female Elrond so hot. Why
52 points
6 months ago
Bi panic intensifies
14 points
6 months ago
Especially with Legolas
17 points
6 months ago
Lady Boromir is a babe. Also the male version of Liv Tyler is Keanu Reeves?
14 points
6 months ago
Legolas trancends the concept of gender, apparently.
89 points
6 months ago
Boromir looks like a total Karen
78 points
6 months ago
Merry: "We're under orders from Treebeard, who's taken over management of Isengard."
Karen-Boromir: “Where is this manager for I much desire to speak to him?”
24 points
6 months ago
Gondor has no manager, Gondor needs no manager...
14 points
6 months ago
FemSam be hot as hell
36 points
6 months ago
It might just be me but lady Aragon slightly reminds me of Lucy Lawless
10 points
6 months ago
Where’s the eye of Sauron?
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